Chapter 013: Hello SAO
If there is a moment that makes you feel that you have done the most regrettable thing in your life, it is ......
Why am I drinking water at this time......
"Poof!"
Knock.
"Ahem, ahem......"
One of the judges on the judges' seat of the gorgeous competition smiled and opened the farmer's ice spring on the table endorsed by the dragon, and just took a sip, but before his heart was cold, the spit splashed in front of his eyes......
Noises.
A shrill sound, a piercing sound wave that sent chills through the elves and hearts at the same time, from the stage to the judges' bench, to the audience under the tent, and ...... The preparation room and the elf preparation area for the Gorgeous Contest contestants were passed to the ......
"Hell, how could there be such a lack of virtue to let the elves use noise in the gorgeous competition?!" Judge No. 4, who was sitting on the very edge, felt that the whole person was not good, and stared at the bastard above him with gritted teeth and covered his ears in the first place.
This is a gorgeous contest, a gorgeous contest!
Even if it's a small gorgeous contest held in a shopping mall, it's more gorgeous than the elves using moves, not disgusting!
"I, Wang Zhanyu, have really poured eight lifetimes of blood mom mold...... How did you meet a noisy carp king, I ...... Trough! ”
On the table of the No. 4 judge's seat, a name brand with the words "Wang Zhanyu" trembled on the table with three other name brands.
Cover your ears......
The audience immediately exploded, and said that it was okay to see that the person on the stage let the carp king splash with water, and get the lowest score in the audience to make a fool, why, why does this carp king have other moves besides water splashing, or so...... Disgusting noise!
"I suddenly want to go on stage and beat that person......"
"Me ...... too"
Yang Xiaoyu, who was in the audience, suddenly wanted to burrow her head into the ground, oh my God, she thought that her brother taught the carp king to sing, the kind of singing move that can make people fall asleep with beautiful music, it's just ......
Yang Xiaoyu secretly glanced at the "innocent audience" around him who had ugly faces and hands covering their ears that were going bruised and crazy.
It's the screeching sound waves that make people uncomfortable and want to call the police......
In the preparation room of the D group players, the smile on Li Xiaolu's face stopped abruptly, and when he saw Zhu Tian, who was the first to cover his ears next to him, he understood everything when he heard the screeching noise of the carp king behind him......
"Groove!"
"It's flying!"
"Get out, stop the noise!"
The contestants covered their ears one by one and spit fragrantly, looking at Yang Yu on the stage outside, eager to go up from behind and give him a kick.
"King Carp, do you still make noise?" Li Xiaolu felt that her head was blank, and her nine-year compulsory education in Elf Elementary School and Elf Junior High School was ...... Learned in vain?
Zhu Tian was glad in his heart, he never expected that the "brother" he had just met was so good at beer, and the carp king could make a noise, but fortunately, the brother asked him to be ready to cover his ears in advance, and he also specially asked the little Lada, who had returned from the elf preparation area after the competition, to cover his ears too......
Otherwise, you'll be just as grumpy as the grumpy people in the room......
Wait, Elven Combat Zone?
Zhu Tian suddenly thought of something, and suddenly turned his gaze to the elf preparation area not far from him, which was separated by a glass door......
The elves inside......
"Gollum ......"
Zhu Tian swallowed hard.
"Brother, you're so sassy......"
……
"Salted Fish King, stop it, stop singing!" Yang Yu could see with his eyes that a group of black-uniformed security guards in the grand department store rushed out in a hurry, feeling a little panicked, "Don't, I'm just participating in a gorgeous competition, don't be so gorgeous......"
The salted fish king felt that he was roaring so cool, he had never been so cool, and he wanted to roar for a while, but when he heard the master's command, he waved the fishtail very happily.
"Click."
"What's going on, we've received a report that someone is deliberately making noise here, what about the noise source?" A burly security guard at the head looked serious, looking like he was going to catch the culprit.
They did hear the source of the noise when they first came out, only when they got here, the noise stopped.
This......
The host looked at the fish tank prepared for the carp king on the stage......
"Security, security, this is it! That's what it did! It was the king carp who did it! When someone in the audience saw the security guard coming, he felt a bad breath come out of his chest, "It was the trainer who instructed the carp king to make noise!" ”
"Are you a fool to me, how could the carp king use noise, this kind of elf only has the trick of water splashing!" The security guard at the head snorted, although he also wanted to catch the culprit, but he couldn't wronged the good guys, could he?
"But his king carp will make noise!" The audience pointed to the king carp in the fish tank, and they couldn't wait to braise the king carp.
The salted fish king in the fish tank opened his eyes wide in confusion, feeling that he was cute, what are you talking about, it's not me who makes the noise, my move is clearly singing...... You're looking for a noisy elf, what does it have to do with me, the singing Salted Fish King?
Yang Yu took a slight step forward, blocking the security guard's view.
Wang Zhanyu, the No. 4 judge closest to the security guard, stood up and said something to the security guard as a judge of the gorgeous competition.
"Okay, since it's the effect of the moves on the Gorgeous Competition, it's understandable." The security guard nodded, but he was still a little puzzled, does the carp king really make noise?
"Everyone, don't be impatient, in the Gorgeous Competition, you can indeed use sound skills such as screaming, noise, and metallic sounds, and we didn't expect that the Carp King would make such moves, but in the guidelines of the National Gorgeous Competition, it is clearly stipulated that the use of skills such as noise and metallic sounds, the score is ...... Only 3 points can be given. Wang Zhenyu gave his own rating card.
Even if you use impact, the score may be given 4 points, 3 points is the lowest score, which is basically equivalent to a comfort score, at least not zero!
The security guard at the head turned around and left with the rest of the security guards, there is Miss Lucky Egg and several judges in the gorgeous competition here, and the ordinary elves participating in the competition will naturally not cause any trouble, but they are still very strange, the current carp king can already make noise such strange moves?
"The noisy carp king ......" Wang Zhanyu recorded in his mobile phone, although this skill is really lacking in morality, at least in the gorgeous competition, but at least it shows the unusual learning ability of this carp king.
"A total of 12 gorgeous points...... The next contestant, please! ”
This score is simply very happy, and the host's voice can hear his joy, just ......
"Where's the next contestant? Your elves...... Why didn't you come? "The host saw that the fourth contestant came up, but the elf didn't come up......
The elf of the fourth player, the positive electric pat, is also the electric elf in Group D who can get a high score in the gorgeous competition, at this time......
In the elven preparation area, his eyes were closed, and his little hands covered his ears and trembled......