Chapter 229: An egret goes up to the western sky

At three o'clock in the afternoon, the scorching sun was in the sky, the May sun was already scorching, so hot that people didn't want to wear underwear, the two little white faces and the two pandas hid in the shade of the trees to enjoy the cool, and Li Mabi was the only one on the shooting range who was sweating and practicing the crossbow.

If you work so hard, you will succeed.

There have been very big changes in the curriculum in the first and second half of high school, with new courses such as military theory, military drawing, military deduction, military vehicle driving, military medical nursing, physiological hygiene, cooking, etc., and many of the original courses that have not been canceled have also evolved, such as archery classes have changed from practicing bows and arrows to practicing crossbow arrows.

Whether it was a compound bow or a crossbow, Bailu felt that he was not very suitable, about forty minutes ago, he quietly tested an arrow in a place where no one was, the arrow flew off target and flew into the thatched house next to the high wall, and the teacher who taught the K class to practice the machine crossbow was so frightened that he jumped out of the toilet, and his pants didn't have time to jerk up......

If it weren't for the male teacher, it might have caused a sensation.

Then, Li Mabi, who had just started practicing, was inexplicably arrested by the teacher for criticism and education, and was punished for shooting 300 arrows, which is really a poor baby.

After shooting non-stop for forty minutes, when the class was about to end, Li Mabi finished three hundred arrows and came back as tired as a dog.

"Damn, I'm tired."

"Finished shooting?"

Li Mabi nodded, and scolded angrily: "I don't know which slut shot an arrow into the toilet and relied on my head, causing me to be punished for shooting three hundred arrows." ”

Bailu coughed lightly twice, and the color of the slander flashed away, and said sonorously: "To endure hardship is to make up for it, and to suffer loss is to accumulate blessings, Ma Bi, this is the exercise given to you by God." ”

"Little White Sword Dye."

"Huh?"

Li Mabi looked at Bailu and said suspiciously: "Shoot an arrow into the toilet, how do I feel so much like your style?" ”

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"You shot it, right?"

Bailu picked up the quiver, counted the arrows one by one and said: "One, two, three, four, five, I have received a total of five arrows, and the registration is clear, and there is no one missing." ”

"It's not you." Li Mabi frowned: "Then who shot it?" ”

Bailu shrugged his shoulders and said faintly: "I don't know, but to shoot such a magical arrow, it must be a handsome boy with extraordinary weapons." ”

Li Mabi said indignantly: "Amazing fart, the teacher said that the arrow almost hit his ass." ”

“⊙_⊙”

Zhuge Dafu smiled deeply, Bailu did register five arrows, but what he took out from the treasury was a few arrows, no one knew, and the registered teacher would not count.

Whining!

The horn of the end of class sounded, the second class ended on Friday, and the pleasant weekend came, Bai Lu and the others returned the crossbow arrows, and not far from the warehouse, an unknown object fell from the sky in front of their eyes......

An injured large bird, which seemed to be a heron, after the five people looked at each other, the four eyes looked at the white deer in unison, and their eyes were very shocked.

"What are you all looking at me for?"

Li Mabi glanced at the injured and struggling big egret on the ground, and exclaimed, "Xiaobai, you are so powerful." ”

"It's my business."

"Didn't you shoot it down?"

Bailu, who had a lot of criminal records, said weakly: "Which of your eyes saw that I shot it?" What do I take to shoot? I don't even have a crossbow in my hand, can I still shoot it with my eyes? ”

"I didn't expect you to be able to shoot small animals with your eyes?" Li Mabi pretended to be frightened and said, "Soon, you will be able to make a woman pregnant with your eyes, right?" ”

“-_-!”

"Xiaobai, my admiration for you is like a surging river......"

Bailu interrupted with a smile: "You big." ”

As he spoke, Xiong Daxiong Er had already brought the injured Great Egret back, and they looked at the knowledgeable Zhuge Dafu together, their eyes full of anxious questions.

Zhuge Dafu smiled before they could ask questions: "There is no poison, you can eat it." ”

"Huh." Xiong Daxiong Er smiled happily.

When the five of them moved to the parking lot, a red sports car drove into the parking lot, and after the car stopped, he got out of the car and walked in front of them.

"Huh!" Wuye looked at the dying egret in Xiong Da's arms and asked, "Where did you catch the egret?" ”

"It's not caught, the branded plum that fell from the world."

Wuye glared at Bailu and said coldly: "You are not allowed to take archery classes in the future." ”

"It's really not me."

Wuye walked up to Xiong Da, frowned, and said, "It seems to be seriously injured?" If you hold it like that, it's going to die. ”

"Oh."

"Oh what?" Wuye said fiercely: "Didn't you take a military medical nursing class together in the lecture hall?" Haven't the teachers already taught some simple first aid knowledge? The weather is so hot, what should I do if I encounter an injured person or small animal? ”

Xiong blinked and said slowly, "First, move it to a cool place first." ”

"What about the second step?"

"Boil water."

“⊙_⊙”

"Of course, and then start plucking."

Wuye exploded, gritted his teeth and said, "Who taught you?" ”

Xiong Da was so frightened that he didn't dare to speak, but just glanced at Bailu......

Finding that Wuye's murderous gaze was on him, Bailu jumped to Xiong Da's side, kicked him in the calf, and jumped like thunder: "What boiling water to boil?" What kind of hair to pluck? Who taught you? Didn't I educate you that you must love small animals? ”

"Alright, stop acting."

Wuye snorted coldly, gently hugged the injured egret from Xiong Da's arms, walked to a shady place on the side, checked it, and stroked its back distressedly, the egret gently closed its eyes, and then died......

Two yellow orioles chirp green willows, and an egret goes to the western sky.

Bailu wiped his sweat and said cautiously: "Xiaoye, it seems to be dead?" ”

“⊙_⊙”

"You killed it?"

Wuye's pretty face turned red, and he stood up angrily, took out the car keys, and changed the topic bluntly: "This is Shadow's car key, what are you going to do with the car?" ”

"Didn't I say that yesterday?" Bai Lu said honestly: "On the weekend, I will go to Tianluo County to find beautiful women to fool around for two days. ”

Wuye snorted with disdain: "The hair hasn't grown all, and it's still fooling around." ”

When men lie repeatedly, women often believe it, and when men tell the truth, women often don't believe it, Bailu smiled incomprehensibly: "Get in the car, I'll send you back first." ”

Wuye nodded, glanced at the egret who died at her hands, looked at the four Zhuge Dafu, and said awkwardly: "You should know how to deal with it, right?" ”

Zhuge Dafu replied elegantly: "Of course." ”

Thanks to their eldest brother, this is not the first time they have dealt with UFOs, and they are very experienced, and every process has been kept in mind, first boiling water, and then plucking......

After seeing the sports car leave, the four of Zhuge Dafu looked at the fat egret on the ground and grinned, Bailu is not at home, they can only take it to the restaurant, it should taste good?