Walking on the edge of the paddy field with fresh air, Bailu took a breath of air, smelled the smell of green grass in the air, and looked at the green rice field in front of him, he seemed to have returned to his previous life.

There are also suns, moons, stars, peasant women, mountain springs, rice fields, and it seems to be no different from the place where you lived in your previous life

With a title, you can legally marry four daughters-in-law, the marriage system of the Hualong Empire is relatively sound, he is still quite satisfied with this, and he has a more and more sense of belonging to this country, Bailu showed a smile like a spring breeze.

"Xiaobai, why are you smiling so obscenely"

Bailu kicked Li Mabi sideways, and said angrily: "What kind of obscenity, my name is like a spring breeze." ”

Li Mabi rubbed his legs and said suspiciously: "Like a spring breeze"

"With your IQ, you don't understand the explanation."

“”

Zhuge Dafu, who was carrying the fish basket on his back, turned around and urged: "Can you two go faster, it's getting dark, we have to catch chickens after catching fish." ”

"Here we are."

After the team's three consecutive competitions, the Air Force Academy arranged a three-day farmhouse, and all the participating teachers and students came to a small village in Yulin County away from the hustle and bustle of the city.

Bailu and his party came to the fish pond and found that the fish pond was overcrowded, all of them were classmates and teachers who worked hard for dinner, and everyone needed to do their own food at the farmhouse.

Do-it-yourself abundant food and clothing, this is also the fun of the farmhouse, Xiong Daxiong Er has already taken the fishing basket into the water first, Ma Bi Dafu is still untying his clothes, and found that there are more girls in the fish pond, and every time he catches a fish, Bailu, who acts as a command, also wants to go down to the fish pond a little.

"The bear is big, is the water deep?"

"Not deep, just now, just up to my knees."

Sure enough, the water just didn't pass the bear's knee, and found a familiar fart shadow in the fish pond, the white deer thief's eyes lit up, he took off his clothes and pants three or two times, and couldn't wait to jump into the water in briefs, and after walking to the middle of the pond, he found that the water had not reached the small **

Finally remembered one thing, Xiong Da is a long leg with a twenty-headed body, he is a little short leg with a two-headed body, and as soon as someone drowns his feet, he will drown the bird, which is really a world that makes the little short legs desperate.

The weather in April is not very cold, but I still feel a little chicken jelly, Bailu looked at the shallow water, where there was a group of girls catching fish, he remembered a lyric: The pond is full of water, the rain has stopped, the thin mud on the edge of the field is full of loaches, big brother is good, let's go

Catch loaches

A certain part of his body looks a bit like a loach, will it be dangerous to mix in a group of girls Theoretically, it shouldn't be a big deal to be pinched, Bailu grinned and pounced on a group of girls who were catching fish.

"Wow, I caught a big river eel."

"That's my feet."

Bailu raised his head, looked at Lu Xiaoman with a cold face, and said in surprise: "Hey, Teacher Xiaoman, why are you?"

Glancing at Bailu, who was wearing only a pair of briefs on his body, Lu Xiaoman's pretty face flushed, and he said uncomfortably: "Let go of my feet." ”

Bailu let go and stood up, Lu Xiaoman turned sideways, and just wanted to take a step away, when she suddenly stumbled, and she grabbed Bailu's briefs in a panic when she lost her center of gravity

Fortunately, Bailu's reaction was faster than her, grabbed her briefs, and yelled angrily: "Woman, why are you pulling my shorts?"

After Lu Xiaoman stabilized his footing, he hurriedly let go of his hand, his pretty face was already flushed, and he said ashamedly: "I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." ”

It's really the world is going down, people's hearts are not ancient, in broad daylight, his loach was almost caught by a female hooligan, Bailu bit his lip, and said aggrievedly: "I'm going back to tell the teacher that you want to rip off my shorts." ”

“”

"Do you want to touch my little **"

Lu Xiaoman was so embarrassed that he stumbled a little: "I, I didn't." ”

"Rogues"

“”

Bailu didn't give Lu Xiaoman a chance to explain at all, grabbed his little briefs tightly, and ran away aggrievedly, leaving only the evil female hooligan Lu Xiaoman standing alone, pointed out by Qianfu, and wanted to die.

Lu Xiaoman left the fish pond depressed with a stool eating expression, and it didn't take long for Bailu and his party to call it a day, they returned to the vicinity of the village entrance, and also went into the orchard to catch a fat chicken by the way.

When Bailu and the others returned to the B&B, it was not early, they performed their duties and began to prepare dinner, Xiong Daxiong Er was responsible for sorting out the fish they caught, Li Mabi was responsible for the vegetables, and the two little white faces dealt with the big fat chickens that were jumping around.

In the past two days, the uncle of the B&B has been helping them kill chickens, but he doesn't plan to do it today, saying that he is giving them their own exercise, Bailu is holding a sharp kitchen knife, looking at the chicken that was caught in Zhuge Dafu's hands, but he didn't do it for a long time.

Li Mabi smiled while washing vegetables: "Xiaobai, will you kill chickens?"

Bailu made a small face: "I can only call chickens." ”

“”

Bailu coughed lightly twice, and wanted to cover up and said: "On the contrary, I can only crow a chicken." ”

Zhuge Dafu beckoned: "Don't talk nonsense, I'll help you do it well, you just come over and cut it." ”

Bailu didn't say a word, walked to Zhuge Dafu and squatted down, picked up the knife and gently slashed the chicken's neck, the blood immediately flowed out, and he said happily: "Oh, the blood is flowing out, take the bowl quickly." ”

"Take your sister, my blood."

“”

After Zhuge Dafu exploded, he raised his severed index finger and wanted to cry without tears: "Stupid, you cut my hand." ”

"I'm sorry."

When the two little white faces peeked at each other, the dog came out of nowhere, and said faintly: "Do you need help?"

"Scared me." Bailu turned his head, looked at the ghostly dog, and asked, "Dog, what did you just say?"

"Do you need my help killing chickens?"

Before the two little white faces could squeak urgently, the dog couldn't help but take out a long silver needle and prick it into the chicken's body, the long silver needle was completely submerged into the chicken's body, and when the silver needle was pulled out, only two drops of blood were brought out.

Bai Lu felt that the chicken in his hand suddenly softened, gradually closed his eyes, and died silently in less than a minute.

The B&B uncle who was watching widened, and the dog glanced at him, and asked politely: "Grandpa, your legs and feet don't seem to be very flexible."

“”

"Try my silver needle?"

"No need, my legs and feet are fine, I'll go back and take a look at the meal."

The uncle of the B&B was so frightened that he fled, his legs and feet could not see a trace of inconvenience, that called a walking like flying, watching him run into the house, the dog's eyes showed regret, looked at the two little white faces, and asked lightly: "Do you still need help?"

Bailu swallowed a mouthful of saliva: "No." ”

"Then I'm going to help other classmates."

When the dog came silently, and when he left, he didn't bring a trace of fireworks, Bailu patted Zhuge Dafu's shoulder, and everything was silent

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