The foreteachers of other classes are conscientious, leading by example, and doing their best to pave the way for students, but what about the foreteachers of their Z class? Singing at night, sleeping in the willows, wearing the wrong woman's underwear......

After the class, the man who disappeared for three whole weeks, the man who claimed to only be able to fight a handjob, appeared in the classroom for the first time today, which is really rare and worth a good visit.

Facing the six pairs of cute eyes under the podium, one pair of dog eyes, was a little uncomfortable being watched as a zoo monkey, in order to alleviate the embarrassment, he picked up the little light book.

"Ma Bi, your sister is really getting cuter."

“-_-!”

"What's its name? I remember it seemed to be called a shallow book? ”

Bailu pouted: "It's called poop essence now." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Smelling the sour and rotten wine on Shadow's body, Asaki's eyes lit up, and he licked Shadow's handsome face excitedly......

Ying rubbed the head of the shallow book and said unashamedly: "This puppy seems to like handsome guys." ”

Zhuge Dafu covered his mouth and nose and said leisurely: "It just likes the smell on you." ”

"What does it smell like?"

Li Mabi frowned and said, "Sour smell." ”

"Is there one? How can I not smell it? Ying tried to sniff himself, and Asaki licked the back of his hand twice excitedly, causing him to laugh, "This puppy really likes me." ”

"It just likes the smell close to poop."

"What do you mean?"

Bailu said faintly: "Dogs like to eat, don't you understand?" ”

"It's not like all dogs eat it, right?" Ying shook it in the air while holding the light book, and said happily: "This little dog knows that it won't eat at a glance." ”

"You're wrong, it just ate it yesterday."

“(⊙_⊙)”

Li Mabi added: "It's still a lot of it. ”

"Really?"

Bailu replied slowly: "Of course, that's why I call it poop essence." ”

"Damn, why didn't you say it earlier?" Shadow put down the stupid shallow book in disgust, wiped his face that had been licked by the puppy, and scolded angrily: "It's really disgusting, you did it on purpose, right?" ”

The old god of Bailu replied: "You like to hug it yourself, like to let it kiss, what does it matter to us?" ”

"Humph!"

Shadow is depressed, this brother-in-law is so insidious, the more he looks at it, the more he hates it, if it weren't for his sister's face, I really want to drag him into the toilet and beat the old one.

Nothing to do in the Three Treasures Palace, the shadow appears in the classroom is generally something, Bailu, who is familiar with his urine nature, stretched his waist and said slowly: "Okay, if you have anything, just say it quickly, don't affect our self-study." ”

Ying said with a dark face: "The high schools attached to the four major military academies will jointly hold competitive competitions every spring, and each grade has its own different competitions, and our senior year participates in the [King of Freshmen] competition, and each school ......."

Bailu yawned and interrupted, "What's the matter with us?" Not interested. ”

"The first prize is 100,000 yuan."

"You go on."

Ying rolled his eyes and said angrily: "Each school has eight participating teams, other schools select elite teams, our school is free to form teams from each class, and then draw lots to draw eight teams to participate." ”

"Lottery?" Bailu said speechlessly: "We can form hundreds of teams, do you think we can be drawn?" ”

"You have to trust in luck."

Hearing that the shadow deliberately accentuated the tone of the word 'luck', the corners of Bailu's mouth curled slightly, and he no longer asked about the lottery, but asked, "Why doesn't our school form an elite team?" ”

Shadow shrugged: "Because if you form a team, you will lose, when I first entered the school, I also formed an elite team in two worlds, and after that, I didn't pick someone to form an elite team." ”

"Why?"

"A total of forty-eight competitions have been held in the series of competitions attached to the four major military academies, and we have not won a single award from the high school attached to the military academy, whether it is a group, a team, or an individual, there are all zero."

Li Mabi exclaimed, "Won't it? ”

Ying sighed and said helplessly: "Our school is not like the middle school attached to the Navy, Army and Air Force Academy, they only select students with military specialties for interviews, and the joint competition is all military projects, and it is natural that we can't compare with them." ”

Bai Lu said with a smile: "After losing for forty-eight years in a row, you have lost to the point where you have lost your temper completely, right?" ”

"Indeed."

Zhuge Dafu snorted coldly unconvinced: "Isn't there a military strategy project in the competition?" If we compare military strategy, we may not lose, right? ”

Ying smiled faintly: "Of course, there is a military strategy project, but do you know what you learn every day in the middle school attached to the Three Military Academy?" In general, they have only two courses, four hours a day of military strategy and eight hours of high-intensity military training. ”

Bai Lu couldn't help but speak: "Eight hours of high-intensity military training every day, it's too exaggerated, right?" ”

"If they are promoted to the military academy, the training time will be increased to ten hours, and if they will enter the special forces in the future, the training time will be increased to twelve hours."

"Are they going to train killing machines?"

Ying nodded, and said with emotion: "What our military academy wants to cultivate is comprehensive military talents, and what the three military academies want to cultivate is a front-line killing machine, after all, in a war, there are always a few people who command operations, and more killing machines that need to be able to fight on the front line." ”

Li Mabi said weakly: "Are we going to compete with a group of killing machines?" ”

Zhuge Dafu was not stunned at all: "Ma Bi, don't you be cowardly at every turn?" They are still students, not yet killing machines, at most just a group of military students. ”

Bailu muttered: "100,000 yuan doesn't seem to be easy to earn. ”

Ying glanced at his brother-in-law and said meaningfully: "The first prize of the team and the team may be difficult to earn, but we still have a chance in individual competition, in fact, our individual competition results are good every year, but we don't enter the top three." ”

"When does the game start?"

"Draw lots tomorrow, set off the day after tomorrow, and after a day of rest over there, start playing immediately."

"Pressed for time?"

"That's right."

"Where's the schedule?"

Ying said patiently: "The first stage of our freshman competition is held at the Naval Academy, and the second stage of the competition is held at the Air Force Academy, at this time the team competition has ended, if the team and the individual have no one to advance, we will go home, the competition will take more than twenty days." ”

"What if we make the cut?"

"If you are lucky enough to advance, the third stage of the competition will be held at the Army Academy, and the final final of the King of Freshmen will be held at the Military Academy."

"Got it."

"If you participate, I'll lead the team myself."

Bailu patted his head: "What a bad news." ”

“-_-!”

After a moment of silence, Ying glanced around and asked, "Do you guys have any questions?" ”

"It's gone."

"Then I'll go first."

The shadow took a step forward, and Bailu and the others discussed it with great interest, the Naval Academy heard that it was by the sea, and the last time I went to Zakaraka, I almost died in the belly of the fish, this time I won't encounter another shipwreck, right?

To hell with the game! The sun, the sand, the bikini beauties, here we go again......

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