There is the opposite sex, there is no humanity, it is really unfortunate to have such a leading big brother, Zhuge Dafu sighed, waved his hand and called Xiong Daxiong Er......

After Bailu was dragged back to the court like a chicken, he shook off Xiong Daxiong Er, and said, "Okay, you wait to see how Dad cleans up his son." ”

“(￢_￢)”

"Son, your father is here."

Bailu rushed to the player who controlled the ball in the midfield of [Scud], and faced the first demon of the middle school attached to the Military Academy, the classmate who took the ball was a little stunned, for fear of being stripped of his shorts, and hurriedly passed the ball out......

[Scud] the classmate who controls the ball panics, when people are panicking, they will subconsciously choose the nearest person to ask for help, there are a total of four companions in his front and back, left and right, the best passing route is the left, and the left side is also the closest companion to him.

The white deer rushed halfway and twisted his body to change direction, like a black lightning, and easily intercepted the ball.

The ball skills are not enough, and the IQ is up.

The perfect break of the ball attracted a cheer from the girls at the scene, and Bailu immediately floated up, I don't know how many girls want to ask him to go to the grove tonight, it's really annoying.

"Xiaobai, be careful."

Bailu came back to his senses, stared at the little classmate who rushed up to rob, and said with a tiger face: "Get out, I actually want to snatch your father's ball, and I'm impatient." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Li Mabi also shouted on the side: "All dodge, dare to grab the ball of the president of the Women's Federation, don't want to have a girlfriend?" ”

“(￢_￢)”

[Scud] A group of young classmates who were going to rob immediately fell down and tied their shoes in various ways when they heard this, anyway, they have already won the battle, and it is nothing to put some water, Bailu is the god in the hearts of the girls in the school, and if you offend him, you may really not be able to get a girlfriend, although you can't offend it......

After all, he is a layman, and the white deer ball is broken beautifully, but the dribbling is a little miserable, and he feels that the ball is completely uncontrollable at his feet, and he always makes the ball bigger, so he can only chase the ball with the egg and sweat profusely.

The players of [Scud] adopted a bird-to-eye defense strategy against Bailu, and no one came close to grab his ball, but Bailu still went through a lot of hard work to bring the ball outside the penalty area......

"Xiaobai, shoot quickly."

The first shot, so nervous, I don't know if there are any unspoken rules? Do you want to take off your clothes to celebrate after scoring a goal? Wouldn't taking off your pants look more meaningful? But if you only take off your pants, will it be too far-reaching, and if you celebrate too connotatively, people can't understand it and think it's a hooligan? I'm so excited, the Wind Butterfly Dance is on the sidelines, how can I pretend to break the door often, what should I do? What to do? I want to pretend to be a big-tailed wolf.

After Bailu stopped the ball, he raised his foot and kicked it with all his might, and the ball shot out......

Burst! After a muffled snort, the sound of the audience came to an abrupt end.

The goalkeeper of [Scud] blinked cutely, turned his head mechanically, and saw the sideline referee rolling on the ground with his crotch covered, looking very hurt......

Li Mabi and the others all widened their eyes, and after a long time, they sighed in unison, it seems that Bailu is not good at arching horses, nor is football good, and he can shoot at a huge goal, and he can miss at least thirty meters, what a talent.

The sideline referee looks quite young, I don't know if I'm married?

Fortunately, the sideline referee was fine, and he struggled to stand up with the help of the other two referees, and after a pause, he signaled that it was okay.

Bailu clapped his hands and beckoned everyone: "Okay, okay, everyone must pay attention to safety when playing football in the future, it's okay, it's okay, everyone continues to play." ”

“(￢_￢)”

The goalkeeper of [Scud] kicked the ball across the half court with a big kick, and when Xiong was fighting for the ball, he found Duanmu Xue sitting on the sidelines, he scratched his head and smiled innocently, completely forgetting about the scramble.

"There is the opposite sex, and there is no human ramming."

Seeing that Bailu hated iron and steel, Li Mabi and the others rolled their eyes in unison, and when they saw a beautiful woman, they couldn't walk at all and were embarrassed to say such things?

Xiong Da was like a stake, firmly nailed to the sidelines, Bailu trotted all the way, rushed up and kicked a flying kick, Xiong Da rubbed his legs and returned to the field with a smile.

Compared to Bailu, Ge Aowan is still a more competent goalkeeper, and his initiative to destroy an attack of [Scud] and prevent the opponent from expanding the score.

After receiving the ball, the back Zhuge Dafu passed the ball to the midfielder Li Mabi, after all, he is also a person who has played for two days, his dribbling is obviously much stronger than Bailu, and in the face of a useless defense, he successfully brought the ball through the half.

Li Mabi made a long pass, and the shit luck passed to the feet of Park Chang, so that their only forward got a chance to make a single knife, but unfortunately before they could rush to the meeting, the linesman raised a small chess piece and whistled for an offside foul.

"Offside? Turned out to be offside? The DJ on the sidelines opened his thighs and reported in shock: "The old Wang team can actually commit such a technical rule, it seems that the sun will rise in the west tomorrow." ”

"Damn, this kid with Zhang Da Thigh dares to ridicule us three times and twice, it's like playing a flashlight in a thatched house, taking."

Finding that Bailu walked to the sidelines again, Zhuge Dafu said angrily: "Xiaobai, where are you going?" ”

"I'll let Zhang Da Thigh know why the flowers are so red."

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bailu walked to the place where there was noise on the sidelines, and found that Sun Zhifu was sitting next to Zhang's thigh, and there was no chance to kill him, so he turned around and walked straight to the Wind Butterfly Dance not far away, and shouted happily: "Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu, did you see my performance just now?" Is it a crazy cool and handsome bird to blow up the sky? ”

“(￢_￢)”

Two minutes later, the white deer of the pickled girl was once again carried back to the center of the court by Xiong Daxiong.

Time passed minute by minute, less than five minutes from the end of the second half, the score was still fixed at 9-0, [Scud] almost completely gave up the attack, and the defense was relatively lax, even so, [Lao Wang] still didn't score a single ball, and they made too many low-level mistakes.

In order to save a little face in front of the beauties, Bailu jumped up and down as if he had been beaten with chicken blood, and finally broke the ball again.

One last chance.

With Bailu's order, [Lao Wang] launched a full-line attack, and even the goalkeeper Ge Aowan gave up the goalkeeper and participated in the attack together.

In the chaos, Xiong Da found the ball rolling in front of him, and kicked it, and the ball was like a cannonball, piercing the defense and flying into the goal......

Quiet!

After two seconds of silence, the earth-shattering cheers sounded, and the players of [Lao Wang] almost cried with joy, Bailu and others pounced on the heroes who scored the goal, they finally scored, it was not easy.

"Xiong Da, hurry up and take off your pants to celebrate the goal."

“(⊙_⊙)”

After all, it was only a small game for the school, and there was no injury time, and the game ended with a score of 9-1 shortly after [Lao Wang] scored.