In the stands, the No. 1 seed team of the basketball club led by McGee is carefully watching today's focus battle, they have a team of eight people, five of whom are regular players, and often represent the campus to participate in the game, and Li Mabi's team also has three regular players among the seven people, among which Su Fei and Puchang often serve as starters.

The focus of this game is naturally Sun Zhifu, seeing that Sun Zhifu was entangled by Li Mabi and was about to collapse, everyone secretly laughed, worthy of Bailu's little brother, he was not afraid of being punished for sweeping the thatched house.

"Chicken seller, you're also coming to see the game?"

“(￢_￢)”

McGee sighed secretly, since he was called a chicken seller by Bailu, "chicken seller" has become his nickname, and he can't get rid of it anymore, making many classmates think that his family sells chickens......

There were also a lot of female classmates in the stands, including the school girl Murong Youran, who didn't want to watch Li Mabi play, but she was pulled by her sisters, and she had no choice.

God has given me a pair of invisible wings, I can't waste my talent for speed, I want to be an elf walking on the basketball court, I want to be elegant, I want to be chic, I want to incarnate a boy chasing the wind, and show it to my sweetheart......

Beep!

Li Mabi, who was like being beaten with chicken blood, was blown for a violation because he was too fast, and he stepped on the bottom line with the dribble.

"There is not enough success, but there are more failures."

“(￢_￢)”

Li Mabi listened to Zhuge Dafu's cold ridicule, he was very embarrassed, the poisonous tongue of the little white face was really annoying, why hadn't the dog stabbed him to death?

After the baseline ball was sent, Li Mabi entangled Sun Zhifu again on the defensive end, and all kinds of defenses around the front made it difficult for Sun Zhifu to move, and the old man became angry: "I don't have the ball, what do you defend?" ”

Li Mabi smiled: "I'll prevent you from catching the ball." ”

Governor Sun said with a dark face: "I don't catch the ball." ”

"I don't believe it."

“(￢_￢)”

Sun Zhifu was depressed, he just ran two laps and pretended to move, and he didn't plan to participate in the offense, let alone defense, how could a pair of old legs keep up with an eighteen-year-old boy?

Just wait for a pause in the intersection, and he'll have to go down.

While the two were talking, the ball suddenly flew over, and Sun Zhifu subconsciously caught the ball, slightly stunned? After observing, it was found that everyone was guarded to death, and the ball could only be passed to him for a transition.

Li Mabi said resentfully: "You said you don't catch the ball, liar." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Sun Zhifu took advantage of Li Mabi's inattention, hit the ground and passed the ball to a teammate who ran out of the vacant position, Li Mabi came back to his senses, subconsciously pulled back his hand, grabbed someone's pants, and exposed the red underwear inside......

Sexy panties!

The brother who was dragged off his pants was red-faced, and the attack was also destroyed, Zhuge Dafu and the others gave Li Mabi a look, well done!

Li Mabi was blown for a foul, and muttered in a dissatisfied voice: "I just pulled the pants, but I didn't pull the person, why did I pull someone to foul?" ”

“(￢_￢)”

The game entered a dead-ball timeout because of Li Mabi's foul, and everyone went back to the sidelines to drink water and rest.

Governor Sun also hurriedly replaced himself, the enemy's pants-picking tactics were too ferocious, he was already old, if the shorts were pulled off, it would be too late.

Ge Aowan said with satisfaction: "Our tactics are well executed, and the score is bitten, as long as it is maintained, we have a physical advantage, and when a group of uncles can't run, we will torture them to death." ”

Zhuge Dafu nodded: "That's right, but we also have to pay attention to one point, we only have seven people, and we can't break too many rules, if we are punished by one person, we will also be in a little trouble." ”

Like a monkey, Li Mabi jumped on the spot and said, "Don't we have to formulate a running tactic to play to my strengths?" ”

Ge Aowan said disdainfully: "Even if you run out of the empty position and catch the ball in the empty position, you can't shoot, is there a fart?" ”

Su Fei covered his mouth and smiled: "You just need to go and pull your shorts." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Li Mabi thought of a serious question and asked, "If I pull someone's shorts off, what if they get angry and rush up with their bare buttocks?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Uncle who doesn't wear pants is not only afraid of girls, but also boys.

Zhuge Dafu and the others looked at each other, they had heard Bailu tell a story they heard in the market.

Once upon a time, there was a catcher nicknamed Sick Scholar, who was surrounded by a group of bandits in a canyon, and dozens of big men rolled up their sleeves one by one and drew out the big knives at their waists.

The sick scholar faced dozens of thieves alone, his face was like water, and he was not afraid at all, he slowly rolled up his sleeves, did not draw his knife, but took off his pants......

The fierce are afraid of the horizontal, the horizontal are afraid of the dead, and the lifeless are also afraid of the brain, what if you accidentally get bitten and get crazy?

Dozens of big men shuddered in the face of the sick scholar who took off his pants and rushed up, and fled in fright.

The sick scholar became famous in a fight, and since then he has become the first god in the world, and when the traitors and criminals saw him, they were all frightened, especially the men......

The players on both sides returned to the court again, the game restarted, without Sun Zhifu holding back, the offense and defense of the teaching team obviously rose a notch, because they usually play together and cooperate very tacitly, and Li Mabi and others, who lack tacit understanding, have gradually exposed their flaws.

Li Mabi and others are physically gifted and have amazing physical fitness, but the weakness is that there are too few scoring points, the four classmates in class Z, Xiong Daxiong Er can only attack under the basket and does not have the ability to project, Li Mabi and Zhuge Dafu are pure defensive players and do not have the ability to score, and the team's offensive burden is all on the three light bulb heroes.

Time decreased little by little, as the physical strength of the school team gradually depleted, the three light bulbs frantically chased the score, and at the last moment, they finally caught up with the score, and the two sides fell into a tug-of-war, and every goal was crucial......

The forward of the school team broke through with the ball, and after Xiong Da, Zhuge Dafu shouted: "Quickly foul him and stop him." ”

Li Mabi subconsciously used his life-killing trouser chaser, but he didn't catch up with anyone, his foot slipped a little, and he didn't pull someone's shorts, but his crotch weirdly bumped into a school team covering player, of course, he knelt with his life covered......

"Ma Bi, are you alright?"

"Something."

“(⊙_⊙)”

If there is something to do, it is a big deal, there is a school doctor on the side of the court, and it is no one else, it is the beautiful intern doctor A Xiu from the campus hospital, Li Mabi was quickly carried to the school doctor by his teammates.

"Doctor Xiu, you can show him quickly."

“(￢_￢)”

"Do you need us to help you take off your pants?"

“(⊙_⊙)”

Ah Xiu became more and more ashamed, why does this unlucky child always hurt the vital parts? is really a legend, if it goes on like this, it will end sooner or later......