Chapter 86: Don't mess with women

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Mo Xiaoli was quite confused, a mouthful of soup almost squirted out of her mouth, someone actually called her teacher, is she so old?

If it weren't for the fact that he was in a good mood eating his favorite casserole, I'm afraid Mo Xiaoli would have slapped the table directly and went crazy.

Su Xun was also quite strange, looked up and found that it was a tattooed man, and it didn't look like a good thing at a glance.

Some people are also quite funny, as if they are afraid that others will not know that he is a bastard, and they have to make themselves stand out so much.

Not to mention that this product looks older than himself and Mo Xiaoli, obviously not like a person who goes to school, his teacher, to say the least, must be thirty or forty years old.

Mo Xiaoli obviously didn't want to affect her eating mood because of this person, she said directly: "You recognize the wrong person, I'm not your teacher." ”

"How can you recognize the wrong person, you must be my teacher, I won't admit it, you are my chemistry teacher."

The tattooed man looked determined, as if he was sure that Mo Xiaoli was his teacher.

This really made Mo Xiaoli angry, and said in his heart whether this guy was blind, Mo Xiaoli's temper was not very good, and he said directly: "You have a problem with your eyes, you are much older than me, how can I be your chemistry teacher." ”

"You're definitely my chemistry teacher, otherwise why would I have chemistry in my heart after I saw you." The tattooed man said.

"Awesome, Brother Liang's flirting with my sister is really awesome."

"Has my sister been picked up by our brother Liang at this time?"

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Su Xun glanced at it, and at this time, there was a table of people next to him, about seven or eight, who started to shout and call, and at the same time, two of them were holding mobile phones and kept shooting.

This group of people also looks angry, probably the accomplices of this tattooed man, and they don't look like good birds.

Su Xun can see it, and he co-authored it for a long time, this is a routine of flirting with girls, and now it is very popular to engage in these earthy love words, flirting with girls on the street and the like.

Many people find it quite interesting, but Su Xun thinks it's quite boring, what's the point of doing those routines.

After Mo Xiaoli understood what was going on, she was also very unhappy in her heart, to put it bluntly, girls don't like to be teased casually, and if they go up to tease for no reason, they will only be disgusted.

I only heard Mo Xiaoli say: "Boring! ”

After finishing speaking, Mo Xiaoli didn't care about this person, it didn't make sense to deal with this kind of boring person.

This kind of person just relies on his thick skin, and when he sees a beautiful girl, it's like being in heat, and he goes up and flirts.

An amazing girl like Mo Xiaoli happened to meet him when he was eating a casserole today, how could he let go of this opportunity.

It's just that what the tattooed man didn't expect a little was that this time his earthy love words didn't seem to work.

The girls who were tricked by him before, after reacting, they all thought it was quite interesting, even if they were not interested in him, they would laugh twice.

But Mo Xiaoli looked unhappy and gave him the word "boring".

This made the tattooed man's heart also rise in the strength of not admitting defeat, and said I want to see how difficult it is for you to talk.

This guy didn't mean to leave at all, but continued: "Beauty, do you know the difference between me and Tang Seng, Tang Seng will marry you after learning from me." ”

"Nima ........."

Now I saw that Su Xun couldn't listen to it anymore, this thing was too disgusting, and he actually said some clichΓ© things.

The key is that he still thinks he is very trendy, and this is the most terrifying.

Su Xun didn't speak, because this woman is Mo Xiaoli, he knows Mo Xiaoli's character, how can he suffer a loss, to deal with this kind of person, it is estimated that Mo Xiaoli also has her own methods.

Sure enough, he only saw Mo Xiaoli sneering twice, and then he said, "Then do you know the difference between you and Sha Seng?" ”

"He's a sand monk, and you're a sand sculpture."

"Ahh

The sand sculpture who was still recuperating at home suddenly sneezed at this time, rubbed his nose and said, "This is special, which girl misses me again?" ”

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The tattooed man's face was ugly, it was obvious that Mo Xiaoli was scolding him for being stupid, this little girl really had a hot temper.

But the more difficult the girl, the more challenging he thinks, otherwise the average girl is really boring.

This tattooed man seems to have a lot of routines, and he continued: "Then do you know what is the difference between me and Tang Seng? ”

"Tang Seng rides a horse, I'll ride you!"

When this guy spoke, there was a lewd expression on his face.

"Shameless!"

Mo Xiaoli is completely intolerable now, and she can say that she is flirting just now, but what she said is completely cheap.

I'm afraid ordinary women can't bear it, let alone Mo Xiaoli.

With Mo Xiaoli's violent temper, how could he put up with him, he came up and took the casserole he hadn't eaten and directly picked it up and smashed it at the tattooed man.

Everything came too suddenly, no one expected Mo Xiaoli to be so cruel, she did it now, Su Xun didn't react, and the tattooed man couldn't react even more.

"Ahh

A terrible scream suddenly made all the people sitting and eating nearby look sideways to see what was going on here.

The tattooed man was hit by a casserole, and there was no room for reaction.

What's even more terrifying is that I don't know whether Mo Xiaoli was intentional or unintentional, and this time she directly hit the most critical part of the tattooed man.

That place is also the most vulnerable place for men, and after being hit, all the soup and stuff in it spilled out.

How hot the casserole should be when it came out of the pot, everyone knows this, when Su Xun drank the soup just now, he had to blow a spoonful several times, it was very hot.

It's hard to imagine how this guy will feel after the place is splashed with hot soup, and it should be cooked.

Su Xun was wondering if the tattooed man's thing would become a three-umami thing in the future, and after thinking about it, he shuddered.

The tattooed man turned into a Wudang faction, and at this time he was constantly jumping around, wanting to relieve the pain, which looked quite funny.

Seeing this scene, Su Xun couldn't help but sigh, don't mess with anyone, don't mess with women, Mo Xiaoli is really terrible.

The tattooed man squatted on the ground, and it was better to slow down for a while, but his pants were full of soup, and he was quite embarrassed.

The anger in his heart can be imagined, it is really a shame to be treated like this by his sister when he was flirting with his sister, and it also makes him angry.

The tattooed man looked at Mo Xiaoli viciously, and said directly: "Slut, did you give you face, Lao Tzu wants to soak you, that's your blessing, don't be ashamed of your face!" ”