All day long, all day long, the little prince has gone through a glorious and short life, died young, and mourned

"Don't get up again,"

“⊙_⊙”

The white deer on the street is motionless, hum! A manly man, if you pretend to be dead, you have to pretend to be righteous without hesitation, if you don't get up, you won't get up, you are so willful, you are so backbone!

Alyssa arched her knees and said in a deep voice, "I count to three, one, two"

The big husband can endure the world's unbearable, so he can do what the world can't do, sometimes, compromise does not mean submission, Bailu is very mellow and crawled up, just pretended to be dead and escaped, for the time being, don't pretend to be a big-tailed wolf, otherwise it may be beaten as vivid as a painting.

It's useless to encounter a polar bear and pretend to be dead, but if it is a humanoid female white bear, it is very useful to pretend to be dead, at least it can make her stop attacking, Bailu rubbed her waist and crotch that was kicked twice, and said aggrievedly: "Xiao Ai, you almost kicked me to death." ”

Alyssa rolled her eyes, looking at the scene around her for the rest of her life, she smiled bitterly, and knew with her thighs that this must be the work of the little turtle.

looks like an angel, with bright eyes and bright teeth, cute and cute, after putting on a fluffy coat, it seems that the coat seems to be the head of the female bandit? The white deer now looks like a short-legged guinea pig, and it doesn't look like it has offensive power.

But it was such a seemingly harmless little guinea pig who did one jaw-dropping thing after another, scaring off the giant bear, killing the giant wolf, piloting a helicopter for a difficult flight, dragging back a boatload of people from the hands of death, and now destroying a group of frenzied bandits.

When their group was surrounded by militants and found that only Bailu was missing, I don't know why, they silently sympathized with a group of militants in their hearts, and it turned out that their sympathy was not wrong.

One only has to look at the stupid appearance of the female bandit leader lying on the table in a large font, you can know how badly a group of militants has been concocted

The little turtle is very lazy, in order to save trouble, the tactics he uses are often simple and rude, and often implicates the innocent people who eat melons, so as pond fish, they also have a tragedy, even the elk raised by the innocent people who eat melons have not been spared, it is too ferocious.

Under the angelic appearance, there is a cunning and insidious demon, this is Bailu, a thousand-year-old demon with the appearance of seventeen years old.

If Bailu is a dangerous wolf, and in comparison, the children of their CSKA School are simply harmless little lambs, Alyssa shook her head, and when she came back to her senses, she found that Bailu didn't know when she had run to the red-haired beauty again

Wolves travel thousands of miles to eat meat, dogs travel thousands of miles to eat, and dogs really can never change eating.

"What are you doing?"

Bailu turned his head and looked at Alyssa with a cold face, and his two little hands were withdrawn from the breasts of the red-haired beauty, and he said cutely: "I'm saving this sister." ”

"What's wrong with her?"

"She's having trouble breathing and her heart rate is weak, and I'm helping her with chest compression."

Alyssa glanced at the red-haired beauty who was breathing slowly, and said coldly, "Why can't I see that she is having trouble breathing?" ”

"Are you blind?" Bailu raised his little face and made a tiger face: "Didn't you notice that her chest was swollen badly?" ”

“-_-!”

"You're okay to play while playing, don't get in the way of me saving people."

While playing? Alyssa leaned down to grab the collar of Bailu's coat, dragged away the red-haired beauty, and said viciously: "Honestly, what happened?" ”

Bailu reluctantly glanced at the barkeeper and said perfunctorily: "I said before, you are all poisoned." ”

"Why did we get poisoned?"

"Do you still need to ask?" Bailu pouted and said, "Of course, it's because you are more unlucky. ”

“-_-!”

Bailu said serious nonsense: "There are so many of you crammed into one room, the air is not circulated, the fire is burning so strongly, causing insufficient oxygen supply, you are obviously poisoned by carbon dioxide, if I hadn't saved you, you would have died a long time ago." ”

"You think I'm stupid?" Alyssa grabbed the white deer and said indignantly: "Tell me quickly, why did you disappear mysteriously?" ”

Bailu's eyes became deep, and he said lightly: "A master is a master, even if it is just to poop, it will give you a mysterious feeling." ”

“-_-!”

"I returned to the town after pooping, and found that you were held hostage by a group of bandits, I was as anxious as ants on a hot pot, I originally wanted to go to the navy, land and air forces with aircraft and artillery to rescue you, but I found that you were all poisoned." Bailu ran the train with his mouth full and continued to talk about it: "Then I went to the doctor's house to find some antidotes, and finally saved you." ”

Alyssa's IQ is limited, and Bailu's half-truths made her shake a little, what kind of coincidence is there?

"What's the matter with her?" Alyssa pointed to the dead pig on the board, poor Lady Medusa, "What did you do to her?" ”

"It's nothing, I just searched her."

Alyssa couldn't help but be rude: "Can the body search be that kind of force?" ”

“￢_￢”

"You're going to her."

Bailu subconsciously tightened the fox fur coat on his body, and said heartlessly: "Anyway, she is not a good person." ”

Alyssa was speechless, even if her IQ was limited, she knew that things were definitely not as light as Bailu said, nearly two hundred people were silently poisoned and unconscious, and no one even noticed, which was really unusual.

Before noticing the abnormality, he was already unconscious, which is indeed very similar to carbon dioxide poisoning, but if it was really carbon dioxide poisoning, he would have died a long time ago, and carbon dioxide poisoning is not something that can be saved by a tube of cracking poison.

Obviously not carbon dioxide poisoning, Alyssa sighed helplessly, this group of bandits came for Bailu, and only he knew what was going on, but if he didn't want to say it, it was not easy to ask.

Bailu is a young master from a proud family, with a special identity, and there must be more unknown secrets than ordinary people.

Alyssa gave up digging into the roots, loosened Bailu's collar, and said in a muffled voice, "Okay, let's find a way to save people first." ”

"Okay."

"Don't go and save the red-headed woman."

Bailu turned his head and said timidly: "But her chest is so swollen that she will die if she is not saved." ”

“￢_￢”

"Ahem." An uncle with a beard sat up with difficulty, and said in a hoarse voice, "Can you give me some water?" Thank you. ”

The uncle who woke up was the weird doctor in town, and he spoke in a strange Xingluo language, and Bailu immediately poured a cup of hot water

The doctor woke up, and he was left with more than a hundred poor worms.