Chapter 339: Nothing to do
In the blink of an eye, it has been almost two weeks since Bai Lu returned to the Central Army School, and after entering March, the weather gradually became more ambiguous, but he still skipped class and slept lazily every day.
Alyssa and the others have long been left alone with Bailu, facing a demon who has chased away a giant bear, killed a giant wolf, piloted a helicopter to save people, and silently cleaned up a group of bandits, except for some principles of being a human being, they don't know what else to teach him?
Just went to a wrestling class, broke the female instructor's butt into four petals, and broke his friend's egg, such a bear child made it safer for him to stay alone in the dormitory, so as not to harm others all over the world.
It's definitely a headache to have a weasel in your own chicken coop, but what if you put a weasel in someone else's chicken coop?
In the afternoon, after the students went to class, Arnold, Alyssa, and Urgef entered the boys' dormitory together
Bailu is sitting on the bed watching a movie with a notebook, holding a big bag of potato chips in his arms and gnawing on it, that is, he looks like a little hamster eating, very cute.
"After that, I was told to go out, so I didn't have to come with so many people." Bailu squinted his eyes and said leisurely: "I won't hold the bed legs in the future." β
Alyssa wiped her sweat: "Why?" β
"The housekeeper said that if I break the leg of the bed again, she will saw my leg off and use it as the leg of the bed."
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Bailu shuddered: "What a terrible woman." β
"Do you have someone to be afraid of?"
"There is one kind of person in this world that must never be offended."
"Who?"
"Female neurosis."
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"Where are you looking for me?" Bailu put down the potato chips and said honestly: "I'll go with you after watching this shot." β
"This cannon?" Alyssa glanced at the laptop screen in front of Bai Lu, oh, baby, her pretty face instantly turned red, she stepped forward and snapped the computer, and said indignantly: "How can you watch such a nasty movie?" β
"Xiao Ai, I can understand that others don't understand art, you should be the person who understands art the most, right?" Bailu said faintly: "I remember the second time we met, you wanted to pick up my pants and paint." β
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"How did I ask you to take your pants off?"
"You made me half-naked."
Alyssa scolded angrily: "Everyone else is half-naked and strips off the upper body, and only you are half-naked and strips off the lower body." β
Bailu Tiger had a small face: "Is there a difference?" β
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"All cinema is art." Bai Lu said seriously: "It's just that some art forms are more directly expressed, such as performance art, as long as we watch a love action movie with the eyes of appreciating art, you won't feel obscene." β
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After looking at a pair of rivals, and after the two incomprehensible men looked at each other, Erjef couldn't help but interject in Xingluo: "What are you talking about?" β
"We're talking about art." The white deer glanced at Γgerf, and a chicken in his hand? Curiously asked, "By the way, Mr. Ergef, what are you looking for me?" Are you holding a chicken? β
"This is the colorful snowcock of our Ace Empire."
"Colorful snowcock?"
Ojef cautiously asked, "Is this chicken pretty?" β
Bailu nodded numbly: "Beautiful." β
"I gave it to you."
"Send me?" The corners of Bailu's mouth twitched, and he said speechlessly: "Why are you giving me a chicken?" β
Erjef smiled and said, "Your little friend said that you like chickens the most, and I happened to have some chickens at school, so I grabbed one for you as a gift." β
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"Do you want to hug it?"
"Who said I like chickens?" Bailu's face sank, and he said coldly: "I promise not to kill him." β
Ogerf was a little surprised: "Don't you like chickens?" β
"I like it." Bailu said angrily: "I like chickens with special crows, but that's already in the past." β
"What chicken?"
Bailu glanced at Alyssa, coughed lightly twice, and said to him: "It's nothing, I also like this colorful snowcock." β
"If you like it."
Five minutes later, the colorful snowcock was lying quietly on the bathroom floor, Gerjev was boiling water, there was oil, salt and an electric pot in the dormitory, it was no problem to cook something, Bailu preferred chicken soup to a live chicken
"If you don't have anything to do, go to the Three Treasures Palace, and give me chickens, there is a saying in our hometown that you are courteous when you have nothing to do, and you are either a traitor or a thief." Bailu showed a sly smile and sneered: "Xiao Ai, let's say, what are you looking for me?" β
"What did the little guy say?"
"He meant we had bad intentions and asked us what we were looking for him."
Arnold laughed dryly twice, and said euphemistically: "The Sixteen Nations Army School Competition is about to start in the biennial realm, and we hope that you, as a representative of the Central Army School, will lead our school's team to compete." β
After listening to Alyssa's translation, Bailu categorically refused: "Don't go, I'm not interested, I'm just an exchange student, not an official student of your school, I have no obligation to participate, and I don't seem to be qualified to participate on behalf of the Central Army School." β
Alyssa made a pretty face and said solemnly: "Even if you are an exchange student, you are also a student of our Central Army School, and you are fully qualified to represent our school in the competition." β
Bailu said with a disgusted face: "Most of the army are five-step piles, trenches, single-plank bridges, and low-pile nets crawling forward, these games are as elegant as me, and rolling all over the ground is too damaging to my image of Yushu Linfeng." β
"Don't you want to win glory for your country?"
"Speaking of winning glory for the country." Bai Lu said with a dark face: "What if I meet our Hualong team during the competition, do I want to win?" Or lose? I'm sorry if you lose, but if you win, you will become a traitor, and when you return to Hualong, you will definitely be thrown away and drenched. β
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"I don't want to be seen as a traitor."
Alyssa said angrily: "The Sixteen Nations Army School Competition, there is no team from your Hualong Empire. β
"Why not?"
"Of course, it's because the Hualong Empire didn't participate."
Bai Lu said with a lack of interest: "Whether there is a team from our Hualong team or not, I don't want to participate." β
Alyssa sighed and resorted to the mourning policy: "Most of the students we selected this time are from poor families, and if they can get the ranking bonus, they can reduce a lot of tuition burden for their families." β
"Is the prize money high?"
"The first place in the team will receive a prize of 100,000 Star Luo coins."
100,000 Star Coins? Bailu's eyes lit up, Qin Chuyu was responsible for the expenses when he went out, and he would not have to go back to the middle school attached to the military academy, if he could earn a bonus, he would not have to work hard when he returned to school.
"Can you tell me more about the game?"
A smile flashed in Alyssa's eyes, and she said happily, "Of course." β
Gergef's original colorful snow chicken soup was also ready, and the four of them sat on the bed, drinking chicken soup and chatting about the details of the Sixteen Nations Army School Competition