The sky was raining, accompanied by thunder.

On the suburban highway of Luoshui County, southwest province, the four heroes of Shendaomen drove open-top sports cars and held umbrellas, even if they were looked at with stupid eyes wherever they went, they didn't care at all, humming happily, it was completely a festive atmosphere.

According to the news sent back by Liufeng's eyeliner, the middle school attached to the Military Academy is now a gloomy cloud, Bailu's situation is very unoptimistic, he has been admitted to the hospital for more than a week, I heard that it is now a multi-organ failure, has lost the ability to breathe on his own, and relies on a ventilator to maintain his life, and it seems that it will not last long.

The white deer is about to braid, and the deer slaughtering team composed of the three forces is also disbanded, Mu'er returned to Nguyen Puluo with Heimuwei, Medusa and the two savages returned to Siam, and Huo'er also went to the northern provinces with his men, with the purpose of befriending the underground forces in the north.

Now there are only the people of their Nalan line left in the southwest province, and after the departure of a group of strange people, they finally no longer have to be called and drunk by two wild men every day, they are now like turned over serfs, and they are so happy that they want to sing every day.

Bailu's life hangs by a thread, and the experts conclude that even if they are saved, they will become a waste, and their task is considered to be completed, and they were originally going to return to Dajin, but before they left, the boss sent new instructions, instructing them to continue to stay in the southwest province and deliberately make friends with some declining family sects.

There are so many small clans and factions in the Hualong Empire that most of them are not in the climate, but if they can be brought together, they will also become a terrifying force.

At the junction of urban and rural areas, when Jiang Meow meow bent the car into the country road, due to the slippery road in the rain, the brakes failed, and after a cool skidding and swinging tail, the three babies who did not wear seat belts in the car were thrown into the garbage heap on the side of the road......

After the car taxied for a distance, it finally stopped, climbed out of the garbage heap with a big attack, and scolded: "Mom pulls a plantain, Jiang Meow, how do you drive?" ”

Xiao Attack was retched by the sour smell of the garbage heap, and said angrily: "Damn, just this broken car skill, and said that he would take us to pretend to take us to fly." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Xiao Si was very witty: "As a result, we were thrown into the garbage heap." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Facing the accusations of the three unlucky junior brothers, Jiang Meow said in the old god: "The road is slippery on a rainy day, and I have no choice, I have already informed you to wear seat belts before getting in the car, and whoever told you not to listen to me will not wear seat belts." ”

Da Attack snorted coldly, and continued to provoke: "When we went out, it was about to rain, you had to drive the sports car out, and you didn't check the hood, and it rained halfway only to find that the awning couldn't hold up, take your car, we don't know if there is still life to celebrate people's birthdays." ”

"You're amazing, you're driving?"

"I'll open it, I'll open it."

Xiao Attack broke out in a cold sweat: "Brother, don't make trouble." ”

"Look down on me?"

"It's not."

"Then don't talk nonsense."

Jiang Meow Meow gave up the driver's seat, half-squinted his eyes, and said suspiciously: "Can you do it?" ”

Da Attack sat in the driver's seat and waved his handle: "Get in the car, beep less." ”

The poor baby of the three people got into the thief car of the big attack, and after a lesson, they all fastened their seat belts without being said.

All the way straight, the big attack started quite smoothly, there were no problems, and the small attack that knew the bottom was a little settled.

The big attack was proud: "How's it going?" I'm driving pretty well, right? ”

Jiang Meow reluctantly agreed: "It's okay." ”

"Like someone with a driver's license?"

“(⊙_⊙)”

The two were talking, when suddenly there was a thunderbolt, thunder! They saw with their own eyes that a small sapling on the side of the road in front of them was cut off by lightning, and it was still smoking, and the big attack was so frightened that they stopped the car, and the four of them were so frightened that their hairs stood on end, and it was the first time they saw the lightning strike so close and so real.

If they drove faster for another ten seconds, they might be thunderbolted to death, and Xiao Attack said, "Damn, we were almost struck." ”

Jiang Meow swallowed a mouthful of saliva and asked, "Has any of you done anything lacking in virtue recently?" ”

After the three junior disciples looked at each other, Da Attack coughed lightly twice, and said in a low-key manner: "I haven't touched a strange woman's ass for a week." ”

“-_-!”

"I dare to take the life guarantee of the small attack."

“-_-!”

Jiang Meow said sarcastically: "You have even touched a man's buttocks, and you have even touched your own ass when you drink too much, can you bear it?" ”

“-_-!”

After the four brothers conducted a self-examination, they found that everyone had not done anything lacking in virtue recently, the big attack had not hit the buttocks for a week, the small attack had not gone to smooth the women's underwear for three days, the fourth had not gone to steal the bra for two days, and Jiang Meow Meow had not carried the child to send the beautiful sister-in-law home for a while.

They have killed people, but they have not killed anyone, and there are few bad things they have done since they were children, nothing more than peeking at their sister's bath, coaxing their sister to watch a small movie together, stealing melons and fruits from other people's houses hundreds of times, setting fire to other people's houses with their sisters, and running to the farmer's uncle's vegetable garden to defecate......

If all of this is thundered and killed by God, it will be too unreasonable.

After slowing down for a while, Da Attack started the sports car and continued on the road, because he was so frightened by the lightning strike that he was a little trembling when he drove.

Trembling along the way, when entering the village road, the oncoming car honked its horn, and the attack was so frightened that his hands trembled, and he slammed the steering wheel, and the sports car drove into a small fish pond on the side of the road......

The water in the fish pond was not deep, and the four people climbed ashore in embarrassment.

"Big attack, you really can, you didn't let me buy the wading insurance in vain."

“(￢_￢)”

The sports car engine was already flooded, Jiang Meow reluctantly made a phone call to the insurance company, and four people walked into a village with dirty gift boxes.

Xiaowang Village.

There is a small sect of Nanquan in the village ancestral hall martial arts, this small sect has declined, but it is still open to teach apprentices, today is the 60th birthday of the contemporary head of the sect, they are specially here to congratulate the birthday.

In the face of the guests who came to the door with congratulatory gifts, the host welcomed them very hospitable.

"Welcome, welcome."

"Congratulations, congratulations."

After a few polite sentences, looking at the four unlucky children who were embarrassed, the host asked curiously, "Why are you so embarrassed?" ”

Jiang Meow sighed: "It's hard to say. ”

"Four of you are walking?"

"Drive."

The host looked around and asked, "Where's your car?" Where did it stop? ”

Xiao Sima replied slowly: "Stopped in the fish pond at the entrance of the village." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

The host was stunned for a moment, covered his mouth and snickered, and welcomed the four unlucky children into the house, except that Valentine's Day is similar to the Qingming Festival, the birthday is actually similar to the Qingming Festival, the Qingming tomb sweeping is a sacrifice, say a bunch of human words to the ghost, and finally let the cannon go, the birthday is the first to set off the cannon, and then offer a congratulatory gift, and finally say a bunch of ghost words to people.

Thousands of miles of embankment, collapsed in the anthill, even if it was just a small sect, Jiang Meow Meow and others also stammered with their hearts, and after the banquet, they were also happy.

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