Section 289 - Exchange Meeting

Zhou Zhenren was really dumbfounded.

On the land of China, there are really blond hair and blue eyes, and the ancestors of the eighteen generations are all natives of China.

This made him almost suspect that he was a fake Huaxia.

It is said that it is in line with international standards, but I didn't expect that the generation of my ancestors would start the process of localization, starting with the population.

"You can find any good thing!"

Dean Zhou also had to write a word of uniform.

A rare orchid for five cents, a beautiful local blonde and blue-eyed girlfriend, no one has this luck.

This kid just makes others feel bad, and he doesn't lose at all!

Li Bai smiled proudly, if the dean knew more about his "great achievements", he wouldn't have stared out his eyes.

"The meeting opened at nine o'clock, and we met after breakfast to help me prepare a speech, and I wrote a little bit last night, and then enriched it. ”

Dean Zhou brought Li Bai to the capital, not only to avoid the limelight, but also to count on him to be his conference assistant.

"Okay, just leave it to me. ”

Li Bai made an OK gesture, from the outpatient department to the inpatient department, although he encountered a lot of chickens and dogs, but in the same way, he has accumulated a lot of work experience.

"Well, this time I came to the capital, don't patronize and play, there is still business!"

The dean reminded him a little, for fear that this kid would go crazy with that blonde girl, and he wouldn't miss it.

"Guarantee both public and private, and you won't make mistakes!"

Having said that, most of what Li Bai does is mainly business, and private affairs are not worth mentioning.

After randomly picking up some food in the cafeteria to fill his stomach, Li Bai went back to the room first, took a laptop and a tablet computer and came to Dean Zhou's room, and took advantage of the fact that there was still a little time before the meeting began, and rearranged the speech.

In addition to nearly 200 experts and doctors from more than 60 hospitals in China, and more than 100 professionals from more than 30 countries in Europe and the United States, the participants in this international mental health academic exchange conference are a rare exchange event at home and abroad.

In addition to occupation, the incidence of mental illness is also very related to race, and the number of mental patients in China is large, and the quality of mental patients in foreign countries is high.

This quality refers to typicality and characteristic, after all, the causes of psychosis are strange, and it is difficult to find a pattern, but the incidence of psychosis is much higher than that of yellow people, especially in Europeans and Americans, especially in whites.

According to a scientific research team in the United Kingdom, white people have fragments in their genetic sequences that are easy to induce psychosis, resulting in more than five times the incidence of yellow people.

In Southeast Asia, including China, in addition to some reasons such as avoiding medical treatment, the income of psychiatrists is indeed not as high as that in Europe and the United States, especially in the United States, the annual income of psychiatrists can even rank among the top three in the medical industry, higher than that of dentists, and second only to surgeons with knife handles.

There is no other reason, the number of patients is piled up with high income.

A large number of cases have made European and American psychiatrists have very rich clinical experience, which is what Chinese doctors need to learn.

There is really no need to envy this, and there is no need to say anything about admiring foreign countries, there are many crazy people in Europe and the United States, and they are the hardest hit areas, and there was once a successful mix of heads of state, which beat the whole of Europe to a pulp.

Although there are Chinese, European and American participants, involving no less than 20 languages, the conference organizers are still ready for simultaneous interpretation, and everyone can be assigned a wireless in-ear microphone to receive the translated voice.

However, most people are proficient in English conversations, especially technical terms, and there is basically no problem in communicating alone.

After all, it is an international exchange meeting, many people have studied foreign academic materials on weekdays, and even communicated with foreign counterparts, and they are no strangers to English, and some even master more than one foreign language.

Dean Zhou brought Li Bai, a master, with him, and also had the meaning of supporting himself on the scene.

"I'll follow this later, and I'll also mark the phonetic pronunciation of rare professional words. ”

Li Bai, who came to the venue together, handed over the perfect speech to President Zhou, and did not print it out, but put it on the tablet, which reflected the efficiency and environmental protection of the paperless method, and was convenient for temporary revision.

"Did you do the PPT too?"

Dean Zhou patronized and thought about the speech, and suddenly remembered that there was such a thing as a slide.

It's all to blame for the turmoil caused by the glow-in-the-dark gold thread Zulan that made me uneasy, and the work efficiency dropped greatly, and the preparation before coming was a bit hasty, and only half of the slides were handed over to Li Bai to continue to add, and I didn't have time to give the PPT slides to the conference organizer for review in advance before leaving.

"Properly, exactly the text of the statement. ”

Li Bai made an OK gesture, and after he came back from abroad, he had been busy, but fortunately, he didn't delay anything.

The talents who are regarded by the dean as seedlings to cultivate with heart are never imaginary, and his master's diploma is full of gold, and he can always come up and rush up at critical moments.

"Okay, give me something, I'll go up first!"

Because he is one of the speakers, Dean Zhou's position is in the front row.

Li Bai, who came with him, did not have such a good treatment, although he had a master's degree, but the master's and even doctorate on the scene were a lot of them, nothing unusual, so the position was arranged later.

found his own nameplate, Li Bai sat down, opened the laptop, and took advantage of the meeting before it started, by the way, on the Internet, to watch the news.

Not long after he sat down, someone sat down in the vacant seat next to him and took the initiative to greet him.

β€œHello!”

It sounds a little weird to hear.

Li Bai's gaze withdrew from the laptop screen, and following the prestige, a foreigner with a high nose and deep eyes, but with chestnut curly hair, smiled at him.

Looking at each other's seat name plates, New York-Presbyterian Columbia and Cornell University Hospital, Julian A. E. William, who also brought a female colleague, was also from the Presbyterian Hospital in New York.

"Hello! Mr. William!"

Li Bai is sure that the other party is not surnamed Zhu, but William.

"You can call me Julian, excuse me, what do you call me?"

The name tag that guides each member to sit down is printed in their own Chinese language, and the Chinese character name tag in front of Li Bai makes Julian Β· E. William was confused.

Although such a brand is convenient for seating, it is not convenient for introducing each other.

"My name is Li Bai, and according to the tradition of the Orientals, Li is the surname, Bai is the Chinese pronunciation, and the English is hite. ”

Li Bai stretched out his hand and shook hands with the other party.

β€œhiteΒ· Lee, Good, a name to remember. ”

Julian was visibly relieved, but fortunately it wasn't the kind of awkward name, otherwise it would have been rude.

"It's funny that you're yellow, but you have a white name in your name, hello, I'm Katherine Denver. ”

Another New York-Presbyterian attendee, who was separated from Li Bai by Julian, was a young woman with short white hair with playful freckles, and while joking, she also extended her hand to Li Bai.

The word hite, whether it is a noun or an adjective, has the meaning of Caucasian, as opposed to black, black, and Lee is a homonym in Chinese and English when used as a surname.

This foreign girl joked about the meaning of Li Bai's name after the direct English translation, referring to a white person with the surname Li.

It's a pity that Li Bai is not white, a native of China.

"It's just a small difference in language, like Michael Jackson, who is obviously black, but looks like a white man. ”

For foreigners, this joke is very interesting, but for Chinese people, it is just the opposite, and even has some mockery, as if white people have a sense of superiority, and others have to worship it when they name it, but Li Bai is not angry about it.

This is caused by cultural differences, and Chinese people are not less guilty of such embarrassment, the most typical is chinglish, as long as there is no malice, everyone understands each other.

"Ah, no, no, Michael is because of leprosy, he's not white, and he doesn't aspire to be white. ”

Katherine Denver shook her head, she didn't like the joke, especially the stars she admired.

In the minds of many Americans, Michael is second only to the founding father, George Washington.

"That's why doctors are needed, and we should have more communication. ”

Li Bai cleverly used a small trap to break back the embarrassing chat scene that was about to take shape.

Catherine Denver's eyes widened, and her brain circuits didn't react for a while.

"Haha, that's right, only patients need doctors, medical advancement, sooner or later it will be able to treat vitiligo patients like Michael, I'm really sorry, I shouldn't joke with names. ”

Julian understood, he laughed, and understood that this was a Chinese and Western joke deliberately designed by the other party.

Li Bai - > white man surnamed Li - > vitiligo - > doctor - > Li Bai

turned around a lot, not only pointed out Li Bai's profession, but also catered to the core of the theme of the exchange meeting, which is political correctness, whether it is the East or the West, there is no difference at all.

"Sorry, I didn't mean to. ”

Katherine Denver is aware of this, too.

Fortunately, both parties are psychology professionals, and if they were someone else, they might die in a few words.

"You can call me Li Bai, two words are better, after all, there are many people with the same name or surname in Huaxia, and it is easy to call me wrong. ”

Li Bai shrugged his shoulders, he not only pointed out the misunderstanding of the other party, but also let the other party understand the Chinese traditions, so that the next conversation reduced some obstacles.

Otherwise, if you don't remind you, it's really easy to turn into an awkward conversation, and both parties will be very embarrassed.

"Understand, Li Bai, there are so many of you Chinese people!"

Julian understood what Li Bai meant in seconds and complained.

Not to mention foreigners, even people from remote areas such as northwest or southwest China, when they come to the southeast coastal areas of China or big cities such as Beijing, they will be shocked by the ubiquitous crowds of people.

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