The night is too beautiful, but it is too dangerous, and it is better to stay at home and stay up all night with dark eyes.

I went to the first year of high school without night, it was not very convenient to meet, in order to relieve loneliness and spend a long night, after Bailu finished dinner, he said for the first time that he wanted to find an online game to play, as a backbone player of online games, Zhuge Dafu was very curious about what kind of online game he would find to play.

"Xiaobai."

"Huh?"

"Did you find the game?"

Bailu showed a little excitement: "I found it, I've already started playing, it's such an exciting game." ”

"What's so exciting?"

Zhuge Dafu took a closer look, almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, and on the wide screen, he saw a cartoon beauty wearing small briefs with her ass crossed, a shaking palm was constantly pumping her ass, and both sides of the ass were full of slap prints.

Spanking a beautiful woman's ass, or multi-person networking, pumping more times and faster than anyone, it's too frustrating......

"Xiaobai, you also call it an online game?"

Bai Lu asked rhetorically, "Isn't this an online game?" ”

Zhuge Dafu, who has an IQ of more than one hundred and fifteen, found himself speechless, as long as the game is played on the computer network, it is considered an online game, but the game played by Bailu is too low-level and naïve, and the people who play with him online to play with beautiful women should be kindergarten children, right? Even primary school students don't play this kind of childish game anymore, and now primary school students play competitive online games, and they have become the mainstream army of major online games.

At the end of the game, Bailu lost, he slapped his chair in annoyance, and said angrily: "Damn, they obviously cheated, Daifuku, will you get off the accelerator?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Forget it, let's stop playing, I'll find another game."

Zhuge Dafu's eyes lit up, and he took the opportunity to introduce the online game he was playing: "Xiaobai, why don't you play the world of mythical beasts with me?" ”

"Divine Beast World?"

"Hmm."

"Sounds so naïve."

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bai Lu said with a lack of interest: "I prefer to play some games with depth. ”

"Then you can find it yourself."

The Tao is not the same, Zhuge Dafu left Bailu's room with a little indignation, the world of mythical beasts is only suitable for hardcore high-end players, and Xiaobai like Bailu is only suitable for playing games such as beating beautiful women's butts and building blocks.

Bailu opened a game web page, there were thousands of games in it, which was dazzling, he didn't know which one to pick and click in, so he closed his eyes and clicked on one, only to open his eyes and find that it was not a game web page, but a link window to recruit game test players.

"Hello, I'm the customer service of Tianba Line 38, are you a handsome guy or a beauty?"

Bailu's headphones didn't have microphones, so he had to type: "I'm a boy, are you a robot?" ”

"I'm not a robot, I'm recruiting beta players for the game Tianba, dear, can you try our game?"

"How do you prove you're not a robot?"

The customer service lady of Line 38 said depressedly: "Don't you know if you listen to me?" How could a robot talk like I did? ”

"Can you curse a swear word?"

“(￢_￢)”

Bai Lu snapped a row of words: "Forget it, I believe you are not a robot, what kind of test players are you going to recruit?" ”

"It's okay, as long as you can be online for two hours a day."

"Isn't there a requirement?"

"There are no requirements, but I prefer to play high."

Bailu's eyes widened, and after a long time, he sent a message over: "Testicles, pills? Girl, you are so direct. ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"I seem to be a little interested in your game."

The customer service lady of Line 38 said in a very collapsed tone: "The high-end play I am talking about is a high-end player......"

Bai Lu smiled lewdly and quickly typed a line of words: "Testicle player? Is there such a trendy saying? ”

The customer service lady of the 38th line said a lot louder: "Happy high, the end of the client, high-end, top meaning, understand?" ”

"You mean high-end? Sorry, I misunderstood. ”

"I'm sorry for you."

"What is your game? I prefer games with depth, and I don't play games that are too childish. ”

"Our game is a fighter versus game."

"Fighters? Jerk off game? ”

“(￢_￢)”

"Nice, yes, very deep."

"Would you like to be our beta player?"

"Do you want money?"

The customer service lady of Line 38 said very patiently: "No, you just need to fill out a trial questionnaire for us after the trial game is over, and if you are willing to become our test player, I will register a simple profile for you now." ”

"I do."

"Excuse me with your name, you don't have to say your real name."

"Bumpman."

"Uh...... Well, Mr. Bumpman, how old are you? ”

"17 years old."

"Is it convenient to ask about your income? By the way, you should still be a student and have no income yet, how long have you been playing online games? ”

"Two hours."

"Do you mean you've played for two hours today, or have you only played for two hours in total?"

"I didn't play games before, but today I played for the first time."

The customer service lady of Line 38 said with a hint of surprise: "Can you tell me what game you play?" ”

"Spanking a beautiful woman's ass."

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Why don't you speak?"

The customer service lady of the 38th line squeezed out her voice with difficulty: "I have already calmed down one of your basic game information, so I will read you the test account password and remember it yourself." ”

"Okay."

"The account is TB383838, the password is 123456, after you write it down, there is the official website of the game at the bottom of our window, you can go in and download and log in to the game."

"Got it."

The customer service lady of Line 38 said sweetly: "Thank you for your support of our game, I wish you a happy life, and finally please make an evaluation of my service." ”

After Bailu clicked on a satisfactory rating, he clicked into the official website of Tianba, which is a newly developed airplane game, as a fighter pilot, he is very interested in this game, and after reading the game introduction, he began to click to download.

The game client is not big, and it took less than twenty minutes to get off, and double-clicked the new Tianba game icon on the desktop, and Bailu stepped into the ranks of jerking......

The door of the room rang, and it was a little boring to play the game alone, Zhuge Dafu came over again to lobby: "Xiaobai, don't you really consider fighting the world of divine beasts with me?" ”

"No, I'm going to jerk off now."

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Do you want to fight together?"

"I'm not interested, you can enjoy it yourself."

Zhuge Dafu hurriedly withdrew from Bailu's room with a hint of embarrassment, and his steps to leave seemed a little hurried......

Just invited him to take a together, what is this kid running?