(Girls' Literature)

After Li Mabi worshiped the little king reverently, he turned around and found that the white deer was pestled behind him like a ghost, and he was so frightened that his liver almost flew out......

"Xiaobai, you scared me."

"Worship the God of Wealth?

"Hey, hey."

Bailu raised his little face: "Didn't you laugh at my God of Wealth for being a little king?" Why come to worship? ”

Li Mabi smiled dryly: "It really doesn't look like the God of Wealth. ”

"Have you seen the God of Wealth?"

"Nope."

Bailu asked coldly: "Since you haven't seen the God of Wealth, how do you know that the God of Wealth doesn't look like this?" ”

Li Mabi found that he was speechless, no one in this world has ever seen the God of Wealth, and it can be said that there is no God of Wealth, so everyone can imagine the God of Wealth in their hearts according to their own beliefs, then the God of Wealth can be a person, a cat or a little Wangba.

"Xiaobai, why did you choose a little king eight to worship?"

Bai Lu emphasized with a dark face: "God of Wealth! ”

Li Ma will smile: "God of Wealth, God of Wealth." ”

"Even if it's really a little king, it's worth worshipping." Bai Lu's eyes became distant, and he said, "Have you ever heard of a sentence?" Believe in King Eight and have eternal life. ”

"Why did King Ba have eternal life?"

"Haven't you heard of the Eighty-Thousand Year Turtle of the Millennium King?" Bailu pouted: "If you can get the blessing of Wang Ba and live as long as Wang Ba, it will be almost like eternal life." ”

Li Ma will have a rare emotion: "If relatives, friends, and lovers are all dead, what is the point of living for a thousand years?" ”

Bailu nodded in approval, but said in his mouth: "But it's not bad to live for a thousand years, at least there will be no more enemies around you." ”

Li Mabi's face was numb: "Nonsense, it's all dead." ”

Bailu said gloomily: "Living longer than the enemy can not only make the enemy die alive, but also dig his grave after a thousand years, and crush the bones and scatter ashes." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

The two bean sprouts returned to the sign-in table, and found that in addition to Zhuge Dafu, the new female saint seiya dog egg was also there, and there were dinner plates on the sign-in table, piled with food, and a small sweetness surrounded by an unmarried couple.

If a quarter of an hour ago, Zhuge Dafu still had a little touch and sweetness in his heart, but now it is gone, he has discovered his fiancée's sinister intentions, a plate full of food, piled up like a hill, thinking that he is feeding the elephants?

is a femme fatale, obviously wants to support her man alive, and then use it as an experimental guinea pig, she really wants to go to Nangong's house to divorce, but she doesn't have the guts, if she annoys Nangong's family, she is likely to become a specimen soaked in formalin.

Seeing the two good friends come back, Zhuge Dafu seemed to see a savior: "You guys are back, Ma Bi, why did you go to the toilet for so long?" ”

Li Mabi said helplessly: "There are too many people in the toilet, and I have been queuing for a long time." ”

"Won't you go to the farm toilet a little farther away?"

Bailu reported the market: "There are many people there, and five butts can be seen in four pits." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Such a mess! Li Mabi and the others stared roundly, the public toilet on the farm is relatively simple, and the role of the pit door can only block the face, it is not uncommon to see a row of butts, but five butts can be seen in four pits? Isn't that a bit too much information?

"Four pits, how can there be five ass?"

Bailu said as a matter of course: "What's so strange about this? There are too many people, there are not enough pit places, and some people carry children to the toilet together. ”

“(￢_￢)”

In fact, it is not that this world has become evil, but that our own thoughts have become evil, Zhuge Dafu shook his head and changed the topic: "You guys came back just in time, help me eat a little, it's too much, I can't finish eating." ”

The silent dog said: "This is for you." ”

"I'm dying of swelling and I can't eat anymore."

"Is your stomach bloated?"

"Sort of."

Goudan's pair of demon pupils shone brightly, and he said excitedly: "I learned the method of pricking needles to treat abdominal pain and bloating in an ancient medical book, and I will help you prick a needle in the Hukou Hegu acupoint." ”

“(￢_￢)”

I knew it! Zhuge Dafu coldly refused: "No need, I don't want to die yet." ”

Bai Lu Wan'er smiled: "Dog, it's better to murder your husband and wait until you have passed the door before you do it, and you can't get the inheritance now." ”

“(￢_￢)”

Dogan carried the big medicine box on his back, his little face was full of loss, and he turned around and walked away on his little short legs, "I'll go and see if anyone needs me to get a needle." ”

Looking at the lonely petite back of the little saint warrior, the three bean sprouts inexplicably felt a little sad, Bailu patted Zhuge Dafu on the shoulder, and said faintly: "A dignified seven-foot high-spirited man, why not let a little woman get two stitches?" Xiaoya's fists and kicks are much more terrifying than the silver needles of the dog's eggs, and I'm not dead too? ”

Zhuge Dafu wiped his sweat and said hesitantly: "You have also seen her stabbing a chicken, it is really a needle, not a joke, it will really kill people." ”

"We've only seen her stab a chicken to death, who has ever seen her stab a person to death?"

Li Mabi interjected weakly: "It's too late to see you, right?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bailu rolled his eyes and scolded: "When my father was talking, my son was interjecting." ”

"Oh." Li Ma Bing responded, thinking about it, "The ghost is your son." ”

Bailu ignored Li Mabi, patted Zhuge Dafu's shoulder heavily, and encouraged: "Dafu, you are almost eighteen years old, you should learn to protect women, the dog looks a little lost, go and accompany her." ”

"Got it."

"Go bravely, boy!"

Zhuge Dafu nodded, with a resolute expression: "I went." ”

Zhuge Dafu walked away with resolute steps, and the white deer who saw him leave sighed deeply......

"What are you sighing for?"

"It's just a little sentimental."

"Sentimental what?"

Bailu showed an expression of remembrance of the martyrs: "Of course, it is sad that we have lost a good brother. ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"Dog Egg is good at killing chickens, and Daifuku happens to be a little weak chicken, and he will definitely kill the ball."

Li Mabi sweated: "Then you still instigated him to go?" ”

Bailu said meaningfully: "There is an insect called the praying mantis in nature, the female mantis is much stronger than the male mantis, after they complete the mating, the female mantis will attack the male mantis, and then eat it, in order to get enough nutrition to give birth to offspring, the only chance for the male mantis to survive is to win the female mantis, otherwise it will definitely die, and Daifuku and the dog egg are like a pair of praying mantis." ”

"Why can't I understand what you're saying?"

"With your IQ, you know."

“(￢_￢)”

Bailu sighed: "This is the male mantis's own war, no one can help it, if you don't want to be eaten, you have to find a way to defeat the female mantis." ”

The eccentric little girl who entered class A for the first time is not a fuel-efficient lamp, and if the crispy Zhuge Dafu can't adapt to the strength of the dog egg as soon as possible, he may really not survive the wedding night.