Chapter 15: The Holy ...... Sword?
"Hero, ahhh
"Invincible!"
The spirit of the Mosaic brothers has been completely dominated by fanaticism, although part of the fanaticism may have come from the white gas released by Huang Taiyi, that is, the residual alcohol in the energy burned by heaven and earth.
The emperor was drunk for the first time in a long time, and at first he just wanted to see what the legendary holy sword was, but now he has a strong expectation.
Of course I want it.,The precious equipment that can only be obtained during the mission.,Even if you haven't learned a sword for a day, you still want it.。
It's like the precious medicine that I saved when I played the game, although there was a limited quantity, I was always reluctant to eat it until I cleared the customs, and I was reluctant to sell the high-priced props that had no use except for selling money, and I would rather fight monsters a little bit to save money, and whenever I looked at the rare props I was carrying, I would be in a very good mood.
If Huang Taiyi was conscious now, maybe he would still think about whether there was still a problem, but he was drunk now, and he couldn't tell whether it was reality or playing a game.
Although he never admitted it, because he had almost cut off contact with ordinary people, many times Huang Taiyi couldn't tell whether it was a two-dimensional virtual world or reality.
"Come on."
The boss didn't say much and took the initiative to get out of the way.
Sword.
The emperor was not very able to distinguish the type of sword, and in any case, he could only see the hilt of the sword, and the shape of the hilt seemed to be different from the sword in the general impression, and the end of the hilt was unusually large, like a plate, but he could not see where the gauntlet was.
Even if it's not in another world, there are all kinds of Qimen weapons on the earth, and occasionally there are unseen styles, which seems to be nothing, every year when it comes to the Mid-Autumn Festival, you can still see some completely unimaginable flavors of moon cakes, Qimen weapons in this aspect, it is not as good as moon cakes.
It makes sense.
In front of everyone's eyes, the emperor swaggered onto the stage, first took a deep breath, and opened the flow of true qi in his body.
There is no doubt that drawing a sword will not be easy, and it may even be impossible to pull it out at all, there are many artifacts that are so unreasonable, they can only bind specific characters, it doesn't make sense, right? It just doesn't make sense.
The surface of the hilt of the sword is covered with a layer of crystals full of energy, thin and opaque, which is clearly a protection set up for people who can't pull it out properly, and it is estimated that the hand will be directly burned or electrocuted when it touches it, all of which are routines.
Since you know it's a routine, are you still afraid?
Huang Taiyi thought that he was fully prepared, and concentrated his True Qi defense on his hands, and his hands began to flicker with a faint light.
Hold.
People must know how to be cautious and humble all the time, so as soon as Huang Taiyi came up, he did not reserve it, and was ready to use the maximum strength within the limit.
Loose.
Hey?
As soon as he got started, the subtle feeling made Huang Taiyi's brain seem to be electrified.
What's going on, why is it so loose? Isn't that easy to pull out? You don't have to exert force at all.
Wait, I'm afraid it's not a rare routine.
There are some strange traps set up in it, and the effect will only appear after pulling it out.
To pull out or not to pull?
This question is not really a meaningful one.
When the emperor saw the eager eyes of the onlookers, he already understood that today's sword must be drawn!
I'll pull it!
Huang Taiyi pretended to exert ten percent of his strength, anyway, now that he was drunk, others couldn't tell whether he was blushing drunk or blushing hard.
It's out!
There was no hindrance at all, as if the sword had not been stuck in the base from the beginning.
It was like a brick, and it was easily pulled out by the emperor.
The audience applauded thunderously, and there were cheers everywhere.
The boss took off his gas mask and was in tears at this moment.
The only one who is stupid is Huang Taiyi, who is holding the "hilt of the sword" in a daze.
Wait a minute, what is this......
Although its body cannot be seen from the appearance, Huang Taiyi knows very well that it cannot be a sword.
Why?
Swords tend to be flattened, right? After all, it is necessary to cut the edge.
It is similar to the shape of a cuboid, and if you have to compare it, it may be closer to a one-handed hammer.
A brave man with a one-handed hammer...... It doesn't seem to be impossible, because the legend has been circulated for too long, and there may be all kinds of errors, and if you accidentally become a holy sword or something, well, this is also very reasonable.
Huang Taiyi finally took the courage to take the initiative to study the hammer that was pulled out.
Well, sure enough, the more you look at it, the less it looks like a hammer.
If the grip is on the handle, the hammer body is not directly above the handle, but on the side, making it difficult to exert force effectively.
What's even stranger is that there is a rather large ...... on the top of the hammer body Handle?
Is it a hook? Why does the hammer need to be hung? It doesn't make any sense at all.
Could it be ...... Something is wrong with the way it is used?
If the place that seems to be the handle is the place where you hold it with your hand......
Huang Taiyi tried to hold the handle, and it happened that this mysterious weapon also rotated its position, how could the shape look so familiar.
This...... Could this be......
Although he clearly knew the name, Huang Taiyi couldn't say it directly anyway.
Smack-
At this moment, all the crystals used for the surface protection of the "Holy Sword" shattered, and the body inside finally appeared in front of Huang Taiyi.
Unfortunately, there is no luminous effect.
Well, sure enough, it's a watering can.
It's the kind of thing that is used to water flowers, and the spout part is equipped with a shower, which is the part that I thought was the hilt of the sword at first.
GodTM watering can! Only if you can shine can you have a ghost!
Sure enough, this is simply fooling people! The guy who believed in the Ghost Holy Sword from the beginning was more problematic! It's basically the same level as winning a 100 million yuan text message! Now I can't complain about others, it's all because of my mental retardation.
"That...... Is that ......?"
The dwarven bloodline brother suddenly jumped super high as if he had been killed for a thousand years, so much so that the mosaic vibrate.
yes, it's a watering can, do you have any complaints?
Huang Taiyi is still barely maintaining the normal expression now, but he doesn't mind going crazy if he can.
"Oh? Does anyone see it? ”
The boss glanced meaningfully.
"Nonsense, Lao Tzu not only inherited the blood of the dwarves, in addition to being an adventurer, he is also a blacksmith who can fight weapons, this thing must be made of super mythril alloy, and it has undergone permanent magic treatment, which is almost impossible to destroy by ordinary methods. And also...... And the pattern on it, it's clear that there are a few magic spells in the seal, so that even people who don't have magic can use it, which is really amazing. ”
Brother Gui very confidently explained while anaglyzing, worthy of dwarf blood, even if he was drunk and started to play mosaics, he was still able to explain the professional knowledge very clearly.
WTF?
This time, it was the turn of the emperor to be confused at first.
Did the ancients of the past have problems with their brains? How the hell did they get to life...... It doesn't seem to have lived until now...... What superalloy is used to make a watering can? Who's going to tell me what the meaning is beyond the sense of ritual in this? Wait, even the sense of ritual is subtle and can't be felt! I really want to know who can have a sense of ritual in a watering can.
"If you know the goods, let me tell you, some people may not believe it, but this is really the supreme masterpiece left by the legendary brave! Also known as his strongest holy sword, he has been with him throughout his life in the end, and in the end, he sealed the holy sword here, hoping that someone will inherit it in the future, and our family is his distant relative, so it is natural to take on this important responsibility. “
The boss finally made this dusty history public in front of everyone.
Okay, at least I know one thing, this guy who is called the brave man, his head is not very reliable, probably old and confused, normal people's brains, at least should be clear about the difference between the watering can and the holy sword.
"But...... This is clearly not a sword! ”
"Wow! That's what I wanted to say just now! I didn't dare to say it! ”
I don't know which of the Mosaic brothers is more upright, so I finally asked this question.
Huang Taiyi applauded him vigorously in his heart, after all, he was here to draw his sword...... Pulling out the sprinkler, if you ask the ins and outs of the matter at this time, you will definitely be despised why Mao doesn't know why he still comes to draw the sword, so he can only pretend that he has mastered everything.
"This ...... I don't know very well, anyway, the legend is like this. ”
The boss smiled awkwardly and looked at the ceiling.
So you don't know!
The atmosphere that was already quite tense collapsed all at once.
During the exam, the teacher came up with questions that he could count incorrectly, and the result was probably like this, which was very embarrassing.
"You don't know!"
The Mosaic brothers, of course, will not be satisfied with this idiotic answer and begin to run wild.
"Who dares to touch that kind of thing left over from ancient times! Am I like you brainless guys! ”
"Then why are you pretending to be amazing, bastard!"
The dwarven brother Gui also roared angrily.
"That...... I have a question. ”
Huang Taiyi raised his hand very standardly, as if he was a very honest elementary school student.
"Huh?"
The boss glared at him menacingly with the Mosaic brothers.
"It's none of my business, I'll go first."
Huang Taiyi didn't want to continue to entangle with this group of guys, and it happened that the wine had also woken up for two or three minutes, and his mind was much clearer.
"Remember to bring the holy sword."
The boss waved his hand and didn't take it seriously.
"Oh, I took it, thanks."
Huang Taiyi hurriedly slipped out of the hotel from the side, and the brothers and bosses inside continued to quarrel over trivial matters, and they had completely detached themselves from the topic of kettles.
What to do?
He glanced down at the watering can he held in his hand.
If this appearance is witnessed, the next day, the news of the mysterious hunk running on the street with a watering can will definitely spread all over the streets, well, not running, and sports shorts.
What exactly is the picture?
Huang Taiyi sighed helplessly, and his figure disappeared into the night.