"I'll tell you a joke, Zhen Shaolong didn't start!"

"Hahaha......"

This sentence sounds like a satire on Zhen Shaolong, but it is actually a satire on the Bolton fans who were teased.

The Newcastle fans in the stands and the media reporters who interviewed them in front of the court all thought what happened was funny, because Zhen Shaolong must have known that he would not play, and when he was warming up, he deliberately showed a T-shirt with 'scored three goals', which was 100% teasing Bolton fans.

Bolton fans couldn't help but be teased, and anger welled up in their hearts.

But......

What else can they do against a player sitting on the bench?

"Shhh

What good can this be?

Bolton fans are depressed, they can only focus their angry eyes on the figures on the bench, and the angry gaze of more than 10,000 fans is still very lethal, and ordinary people can't bear it, and they will definitely be scared and their legs tremble.

Zhen Shaolong did not consciously become the 'focus of anger', he had a faint smile on his face, he sat in his position very casually, and was in the mood to talk to Smith in a whisper.

The commentator of the British "Sky Sports" sighed at Zhen Shaolong's mental endurance, "His mental quality is too good, I dare to say that it is far more than the average star, you must remember that he is just over twenty years old." ”

"Twenty years old!"

"It's true that there is nothing that can affect him as a Bolton fan. Of course, this is not advocating provoking the fans, and that is not right......"

When the commentator spoke, he almost couldn't hold back his laughter, but fortunately he forcibly held back, otherwise he would have been 'furloughed' by a large number of fans after the game.

Zhen Shaolong was chatting with Smith on a serious topic, "Alan, you said that there are a total of female fans in the stands around you?" ”

There are still a few more ways to complete the progress of his task of 'female fan favor'.

Several......

I'm really a little depressed!

Smith glanced at the stands and hesitated slightly, "It should be...... More than four thousand? By the way, I remember looking at a survey of the gender of attendance, which was from Old Trafford. It says that for every 10 Manchester fans who come to see the game, two are women. ”

"Twenty percent? It's not bad. ”

"Almost!" Smith wondered, "Why do you care about this?" ”

"I'm just asking."

Zhen Shaolong's indifferent tone made Smith feel puzzled, he thought about it for a long time, and suddenly shouted loudly, "I know!" ”

Several people around looked at it.

Smith glanced at Allardyce who was glaring at him, but he still couldn't help but give a thumbs up, lowered his head and whispered, "I know, you're really a master!" Master! ”

"What?"

This time it was Zhen Shaolong's turn to understand.

"When you warm up, you must do it on purpose, do a wonderful dance, and then deliberately provoke the fans, make people wonder what you are doing, and the women will be curious about you, I have heard a saying, a woman's curiosity is dangerous, because she will fall in love with the man, they will fall in love with you in curiosity......"

"Although it can't be all, there are a lot of female fans on the scene, such as 4,000? Well, even if there are only 4,000 female fans, one in five, that is, 400 people, are interested in you, and one percent of them are very beautiful, that is, eight people, and one in a day can be changed for a week! ”

The more Smith talked, the more excited he became, as if he had become the male protagonist who changed his beautiful girlfriend every day.

Zhen Shaolong only felt a large number of numbers spinning around in front of him, and he reacted for a long time before he said in admiration, "You are really imaginative, in addition, I am sure that your mathematics is taught by the physical education teacher, and your physical education teacher is a genius, and the wrong calculation method can also get the correct result through mistakes." ”

Smith didn't care what Zhen Shaolong said, and was still immersed in personal fantasies, "I guess it must be so, this is really a good way, why didn't I think of it?" ”

"What's so good about those little actresses and little models, it's just that they are dressed up fashionably, or girls at home are more attractive, I once dated one, but unfortunately she decided to remarry after the divorce, and the object is still my childhood friend, otherwise I may have been dating her......"

Zhen Shaolong pulled the corners of his mouth.

Smith's few words reveal a bit of an astonishing amount of information!

But......

There is some truth in what he said!

There are so many female fans, one in a hundred is beautiful, and one in one night is changed......

"Ahem!"

"Lao Tzu is not that kind of person!"

————

on the field.

Bolton Wanderers and Newcastle United are already in a fierce battle.

When the outside media analyzed the preparation and strength, they believed that Bolton's results would drop sharply, because they did not supplement the main lineup, and they were still the players who participated last season, and they also used the tactical style of play left by Allardyce, and it was difficult to get an advantage in the face of Newcastle United led by Allardyce.

In fact, football is never about strength.

From the first minute of the game, the two sides played equally, and Bolton performed slightly better at home, attacking and coordinating more fluidly.

In terms of the game, Newcastle United's advantage was not reflected, but Bolton played more threatening.

The most dangerous player in the Bolton squad is the 'frequent transfer' Nicolas Anelka.

Anelka is a controversial striker in European football, but the controversy lies in the successive transfers, and the agent brother known as the vampire, his level of quality is not questioned, and because of this, he has played for Arsenal, Real Madrid, Liverpool, Manchester City, Fenerbahce, each team has not been for long, and there are still many teams that want him.

This is Anelka's second season with Bolton, and many media outlets have predicted, "Bolton will keep Anelka for one more season at most!" ”

Sam Allardyce knows Anelka well, he knows Anelka's threatening ability, and told the players before the game to pay more attention to limiting Anelka.

"Pay special attention to the penalty area and don't let him catch the ball! His header is accurate and his sprint is explosive! ”

It doesn't seem to work.

With only 20 minutes to play, Nicolas Anelka had already threatened the Newcastle United goal twice, one of which opened the woodwork, but goalkeeper Givens reacted quickly and took the ball off the crossbar with both hands to defuse the goal.

The situation on the pitch excites Bolton fans, who see a scrappy Bolton, quite positive Bolton.

"Come on!"

"Bolton!"

The stands around were full of shouts of support, as if interpreting the meaning of 'home'.

The other side.

Newcastle United's performance can only be described as 'passing by', with the midfield fighting for the upper hand, but the performance of the forward line is a little sluggish.

Owen was defended to death and was completely reduced to a transparent person.

Martins was in slightly better form, running and scrambling aggressively to bring more chances, but he also wasted a lot of chances, only one shot on goal and kicked the ball straight off the line.

The "Sky Sports" commentators shouted in disappointment, "Newcastle United's striker, Owen and Martins, can't catch up with an Anelka......"

When a team is sluggish, it's easy to be an opportunity for the opposition.

In the 31st minute of the game, Bolton got a chance to kick the ball with his feet, Anelka jumped up in the middle of the box to fight for the header, and with a powerful header, helped Bolton complete the goal.

1 to 0!

“Goooooooal！！！”

"Anelka! Anelka! ”

"Bolton!"

"1 to 0!"

The background of the shouts of the TV commentators is completely dominated by the cheers of the surrounding stands.

————

Bolton's goal hit Newcastle United hard, and the senses of the players and fans on the pitch were not to speak, and the Newcastle United bench became silent.

Many players looked at the field with their heads down and their eyelids raised.

This represents loss.

Even if it's just a substitute player who doesn't help the team in the game, you will want your teammates to do well.

Of course.

Many players will think that intra-team competition is more important than victory, but similar ideas are full of negative colors and will be crushed by the hat of collective honor, so the idea can only be suppressed in the heart, and it must not be expressed.

Zhen Shaolong also showed 'loss', his loss was to straighten his body, his expression became serious and serious, with a 'dangerous situation' look, he turned his head and looked at Allardyce expectantly.

That look and look like it said, "Coach! The situation is dangerous! ”

"Hurry up and let me play!"

Sam Allardyce is still in a state of depression, and when it comes to the feeling of seeing a goal, he is more depressed than anyone else, and the opponent Bolton Wanderers is the team he has single-handedly shaped, led by his former assistant, who beat Newcastle United who now lead the team......

Isn't this just a slap in the face?

Another frustration for Allardyce is that there is little he can do to change the situation on the pitch.

More than 30 minutes passed, and Newcastle United's problems were clear, most of the players performed quite positively, but the overall coordination was not very good.

This may be the result of the 'Great Change'.

For example, in the middle of the midfield, it is Geremi who leads the attack, Geremi has just joined the team and is not familiar with many of his teammates, he can only play according to the established tactics, and he can't play the flexibility he should have at all.

In addition, it is still the same problem, the 'big change' has led to too many newcomers, and the cooperation of newcomers completely depends on temporary performance, and there is no need to talk about tacit understanding or anything.

There are also problems with the front line.

Irving's performance was disappointing, Martins was positive, but the rough technical ability was a hard wound.

Sam Allardyce didn't know what to do, so he could only hope for luck for the time being, "I hope there will be pressure on the score in the future, and the overall game will be better." ”

As Allardyce was thinking and sighing, he noticed the expectant look in his eyes.

He and Zhen Shaolong looked at each other.

The look in his eyes was unmistakable, "Coach, let me play quickly!" ”

"Playing now? Are you kidding! ”

Sam Allardyce pretended not to see it and ignored it, because the time had only been played for more than 30 minutes, and it was too early to make a substitution before half-time had passed.

Zhen Shaolong is also not in the game plan.

Now in the overall performance of Newcastle United, 'newcomer cooperation' has become a serious problem, Zhen Shaolong is the worst one among the newcomers, what can he do when he plays?

Being a transparent person with Owen?

No way!

When he found that Allardyce turned his head indifferently, Zhen Shaolong didn't give up, his eyes seemed to become sharper, as if Allardyce was a big beauty-girl dressed in strands and twisting romantic dances, up and down, left and right, the more he continued to watch, the more he was attracted.

Allardyce was depressed.

The same thing.

If it were a super beauty who kept staring at himself, he wouldn't mind, but enjoyed the feeling of being watched.

A player?

Even if his function has declined a lot, he has never had the idea of crossing genders.

Allardyce turned his head depressedly and said, "Zhen, can you watch the game normally?" You can learn a lot from live games, for example, you can observe how other people are cooperating, and you can observe the opponent's defence, and if you are on the pitch, you have to run more easily, so it's easier to find chances......"

Zhen Shaolong ignored the nagging, he pointed to the playing field with one hand, and gestured to himself with the other, "Sir, we are one goal behind." ”

Of course, Allardyce understood what he meant, but he didn't have the idea of sending Zhen Shaolong at all.

And, even if there is......

It's too early!

Before the first half ended, letting Zhen Shaolong play doesn't mean admitting the failure of the formation?

No way!

In addition, there is another very important point, Zhen Shaolong almost directly asked to play, and other teammates also noticed that he is the head coach of the team and also needs majesty and face.

When a player wants to play, what about the majesty of the manager?

"Can't let him play!"

Allardyce thought firmly.

Zhen Shaolong seemed to be a little disappointed, he finally turned his head over, Allardyce exhaled, and then heard a 'whispered conversation' next to him.

"By the way, Alain, last time I went to Newcastle's shopping street, it was really bustling there, and I saw the red-light street in the corner."

Allardyce's heart tightened as he listened.

Zhen Shaolong continued, "That broken place is too different from St. Pauli. ”

Smith continued, "St. Pauli, of course, it's the most prosperous place in Europe, a man's paradise, and I want to go around......"

Then the two chatted about the difference between the red-light districts.

Allardyce listened like a needle cushion, and he was afraid that Zhen Shaolong would suddenly remember the scene of that day and expose his private life.

The two finally finished chatting about the red-light district.

Allardyce had just taken a long breath when he heard Zhen Shaolong say again, "By the way, I thought about it, I was still ...... that day"

"Zhen Shaolong!"

Allardyce jerked to his feet and yelled.

The whole row of players was all startled, and then they saw Allardyce pointing to the side very imposingly, and shouted loudly, "Go warm up!" Get ready to play! ”

Zhen Shaolong stood up and continued to finish the rest of the words, "...... Seeing a casino and several bars, it seems that Newcastle also has a rich nightlife. ”

————

In the 36th minute of the game, Newcastle United made a substitution.

Owen, below.

Zhen Shaolong, on.

This substitution immediately caused heated discussions in the media.

"It's only been 30 minutes since the game, why did Newcastle United make a substitution? Even if you want Zhen Shaolong to appear, you don't have to be in such a hurry, right? ”

"Zhen Shaolong? Can he? ”

"Now Newcastle United needs more stability, rather than a newcomer to play, Zhen Shaolong's performance in the warm-up is average, and there is little cooperation with teammates, and integrating into the team is a big problem."

"It was Owen who was replaced...... To be honest, Owen really didn't do well! ”

"Owen must be upset, right?"

At the same time, the fans were also hotly discussed, but most of the fans' discussions were drowned out by the 'boo' of the surrounding stands, and Bolton fans finally found a chance to 'take revenge'.

"Shh......h

The huge boos almost toppled the roof of Reebok Stadium, and many people immediately looked at Zhen Shaolong, who seemed to not care about the boos at all, and waved around with a smile and friendliness, as if receiving a warm welcome from the fans.

The game commentator once again lamented Zhen Shaolong's composure in the face of negative emotions, "I must admit that Zhen Shaolong has a big heart, even in the face of the boos of the whole stadium, he can behave easily......"

"But such a violent boycott can easily affect the state of the players, and let's wait and see what performance Zhen Shaolong will have......"

Sidelines.

Zhen Shaolong and Owen clapped their hands and really stepped on the court.

This is a moment to remember!

A lot of players will have a deep feeling about the 'first time', they will remember how they felt at that time, their state of mind at that time, even if most of them were not welcome for the first time, but just played very plainly, it will leave them with deep memories.

The first time Zhen Shaolong was so 'welcomed' must be extremely rare, and many media reporters speculated, "This may bring a shadow to him and affect his future performance." ”

When Zhen Shaolong played, the game was going on normally, Newcastle United played a wave of attack, Milner on the wing transferred to Geremi, Geremi poked a pass into the penalty area to give the ball to Martins, but was cut off by the opposing defender halfway.

Bolton centre-back Mette took the ball, Martins immediately went over to press it, Mite glanced left and right, and kicked the ball back to goalkeeper Yaskelainen.

Askelanine was about to kick the ball forward.

Then.

Almost no one noticed Zhen Shaolong jogging into the penalty area, because the football was under Bolton's control, and the Bolton defenders didn't care at all when they saw Zhen Shaolong.

Zhen Shaolong ran to the center of the penalty area.

Other players are already running forward, not just Bolton players, but also Martins and Milner, who will have to drop back quickly.

And then an amazing scene happened --

When Askelanine kicked forward, it seemed that he didn't get his position right, he couldn't hit the strength to say anything, and the ball slowly rushed to the center of the penalty area.

Zhen Shaolong was standing there, as if he was puzzled by what was happening in front of him, and instantly turned his head to glance at the referee, and then with an expression of 'embarrassment', he slowly waved his right foot and pushed it towards the rolling football.

The ball immediately shifted direction and rushed towards the empty right.

And then.

The ball rolled into the goal with ease!

————

The audience was silent.

The players and fans who saw this scene froze in place with their expressions and movements.

And some people didn't see it.

For example, the referee is running back and when he notices something is wrong, he turns his head and sees the football in the goal.

"What happened?" He hurriedly asked the other referees.

Another example is manager Sam Allardyce, who is explaining to Owen why he was replaced, "You haven't adjusted yet. Take your time to find the state......"

He suddenly noticed an exclamation from the bench, and then turned his head to see the football in the opponent's goal?

What's going on?

There were still many people on the scene who didn't notice, they all thought that Askelanine would drive the ball out, and they didn't expect such a low-level mistake at all.

When they saw the football enter the goal, they all had blank expressions.

Finally.

After two or three seconds of silence, the fans in the stands reacted, and suddenly everywhere turned into a hustle and bustle, mixed with a small amount of excited cheers, but the noise and invective were still the mainstream.

"What's going on?"

"Askelanine made such a low-level mistake! My God! ”

"This stupid old fellow!"

"He's no longer good!"

"That nasty Thirteen...... Examine...... He actually scored, his-luck was so good! ”

“……”

At the same time, the Sky Sports commentator shouted in surprise, "The ball is in!" ”

"Yes, it was so unexpected!"

"Askelanine made a mistake, a low-level mistake, a fatal mistake, he actually passed the ball to Zhen Shaolong, this mistake is really terrible!"

"Let's look at the slow-motion ......"

"When the football rolled over, Zhen Shaolong seemed to be surprised, but he still managed to adjust and seize the opportunity to kick the ball into the goal!"

"It's amazing!"

"In less than a minute of play, no, nineteen seconds to be exact, Zhen Shaolong completed his first goal in the Premier League, which is a new record, and there is no doubt that he has set a new record for the fastest goal for a newcomer in the Premier League! And it will probably never be surpassed in the future......"

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