Chapter 113: Tracking Artifact
It should be certain that this "cultural relic" that was obtained by someone who doesn't know where it was obtained is a weapon that he brought back from the previous world...... Well, artifact.
Although Huang Taiyi can make a judgment, there are still many things that are not clear.
The most important of these is how many mentally retarded people can treat this thing as a relic.
I really want to know what kind of brains these people have.
Or is there a different interpretation of "cultural relics" here? It's not right.,Other cultural relics seem to be quite normal.,I don't know what portraits of the ancients.,I don't know which dynasty and which generation of jars.,I don't know if it can be used as a weapon...... Why don't you believe that people who are used to seeing these cultural relics will hold a watering can as a cultural relic?
Well, the material and ability of the watering can do belong to the scope of black technology, so you who are responsible for investigating black technology have come out?
"This one...... Well...... This artifact is indeed a bit peculiar, but it is not without similar examples in history. ”
The squad leader saw through the confusion behind Huang Taiyi and Si Ming's stupid faces, and kindly explained to the two scumbags.
This is actually a kind of flag, and if there are too many explanations, it may become a character who is responsible for explanation, and gradually withdraw from the protagonist lineup.
"It's a little hard to imagine."
Huang Taiyi continued to make up for it, but he still couldn't figure it out.
"Cultural relics that do not correspond to the research era have always existed, such as hammers hundreds of millions of years ago, ancient Roman heads found in the Americas, astronaut clay figurines and gold watches from the Ming Dynasty, and so on, perhaps left over from civilizations that once existed on this planet in a more distant period...... Call...... It's a little sad, such a sad topic......"
The squad leader's eyes were a little red for some reason, probably moved by his own brain supplement.
The literary girl is really a creature from another world, and it is even more incomprehensible than a rotten girl.
God TM himself was moved by himself, what does this have to make up in the brain to cry!
Basically, the emperor is not unable to understand the so-called vicissitudes of life - seeing him rise up Zhu Lou, watching him feast guests, seeing his building collapse, watching people crush to death one by one, watching other people's misfortunes and eating two more bowls of rice at night...... No, it doesn't seem to mean that, anyway, it's still not possible to experience such delicate emotions.
In the final analysis, the probably reason is that he doesn't read much and can't be saved, and as a man who moves bricks and mixed wages in the sea of corpses and blood, his emotions can't be so delicate, right?
Human life, compared to a planet, is not even as good as dust.
However, human beings are the kind of creatures that can live a wonderful life with a dusty life, and live a brilliant life, at least the emperor thinks so, and it is very respectable.
"By the way, Si Ming is also an exchange student, why do you have a strange impression of this kind of thing?"
A question suddenly flashed in the emperor's mind, I really want to know the composition of Si Ming's family!
The squad leader wiped away the tears that didn't really flow, and waited for Si Ming to speak.
"I'm an alien from the universe, because the power of the sun on this planet is not enough, and there is no way to return to my planet now, so I can only live here forever."
Si Ming didn't seem to be joking at all.
Well, this guy's IQ has degraded to the point where the brain can't control the function of language, right? After a while, it is estimated that even the basic walking ability will degrade, and it will walk on all fours like a beast......
"Si Ming's classmate is an alien, it turns out that there is still such a possibility, I understand."
The squad leader nodded in understanding.
Wait a minute! What do you understand? Don't learn giraffes!
The emperor opened her mouth wide, and the content she was about to complain about was forgotten in an instant.
Don't just admit it!
As a normal person, in many places I can understand the feeling of powerlessness in the face of intellectual disability, but this does not mean that you can give up, one of the strengths of human beings is to never give up, don't lose to intellectual disabilities! You can't go along with her just because of that! What the hell are aliens! The most basic settings have been eaten, are you also the same kind of mushrooms!
At this time, I can't tell the truth directly, it's so painful, and my heart is bleeding.
"Yes, although the memory is a little vague, but I like this planet so much, I must take good care of everything that can be protected!"
Si Ming said a very great line, and although there was nothing wrong with the energetic appearance in theory, he still felt a little strange anyway.
Maybe it's strange that you can't accept this setting in the first place? Huang Taiyi is now beginning to doubt life and IQ, forget it, it's the world that's wrong anyway.
"Okay...... Anyway, it's normal for people in the universe, people in the future, people from other worlds, or prehistoric civilizations lurking underground...... Well, that's normal...... It's all there...... Who am I? Where am I going......"
In the process of continuous self-persuasion, Huang Taiyi's spirit gradually fell into a trance.
"I can't say that."
The squad leader's face turned straight, and he instantly became serious.
"Huh?"
The emperor turned her head with hazy eyes.
"We can't just define it in terms of affirmation or denial, we can only say that there is a possibility of existence for anything that has not been observed. It's like...... Well, for example, like underground civilizations and the like, existing humans have not been able to dig deep enough to prove their existence or non-existence, but they should never be rashly denied the possibility of their existence, and they must have this attitude in order to learn properly. ”
The squad leader switched to squad leader mode in the blink of an eye, and the reflective lenses could probably be used as real mirrors.
"Wow, that's amazing, worthy of being a good learner!"
Si Ming clapped his hands in admiration, Xueba's ability to suppress the scum can be vividly presented in her.
"I see, so you first admit this [maybe]......"
Thinking of the words of the squad leader at the beginning, Huang Taiyi seemed to understand something.
"That's right, even if I can't accept it immediately with my personal common sense and experience, but as a friend, I am willing to believe that this possibility is as simple as that."
The image of the squad leader has become incomparably taller.
This is probably Xueba's calmness and self-confidence, the sea is like a hundred rivers, even if it is a vast universe, in her heart it is probably just a kind of "unknown" that she can't grasp for the time being.
"Woo woo you guys are so good......"
Si Ming was already moved to the point of tears, but fortunately the snot did not come out.
No, it flowed out...... It was really touching to a terrible degree.
"Then it's decided."
The squad leader nodded very naturally.
"Wait, what's the decision?"
Huang Taiyi quickly recalled it, but he didn't recall anything worth deciding...... No, it seems to be.
He handed the tissue to Si Ming.
"Thank you."
Si Ming grabbed a tissue and wiped his nose vigorously.
"Of course, it's the use of coupons, there are exactly four of them, the three of us plus the Mephistopheles kid, Dead Crying Island is a little far from here, if you go by yourself, it's not really cost-effective to just look at the museum."
The squad leader put the four coupons together and lined them up again, skillfully in his technique, which can make OCD breathe a sigh of relief.
"Makes sense."
Huang Taiyi didn't ask why "Mephistopheles also has to go together" or something stupid, although the lottery has little to do with her, but after all, the ticket was brought by the uncle, so it is reasonable to take her one.
Why did you suddenly have a sense of foreboding?
"It's not good, I didn't do anything."
Si Ming glanced at the coupon on the table and shook his head.
"I can't say that, in fact, I'm also very interested in this kind of cultural relics, if it weren't for you to bring such information, I wouldn't have known that there was such a thing, I believe that the emperor would agree."
The squad leader immediately threw Huang Taiyi some kind of suggestive look.
Makes sense, it just makes so much sense.
"Of course, this is ...... Ahem, this is quite important information, and I'm super interested! ”
Huang Taiyi naturally didn't say a lie, and quickly gave a thumbs up.
Even, if you have the chance, you have to get the watering can, it's strange to say, but Si Ming can see this strange information, isn't it that the power of fate still plays a role in the dark? The power of God is such a thing as a hard thing to understand.
Si Ming is almost certain that it is still the ontology, and like Mephistopheles, the memory is skewed in some way, and I don't know how to fix it.
However, since she has a wonderful impression of watering cans, maybe this is an opportunity for her to regain her memory, which is important.
"Before that, though, there is one condition."
The corners of the squad leader's mouth curled slightly.
Did you have a bad premonition just now......
"That'...... That one...... Please say ......"
Si Ming quickly changed to a sitting posture and honestly waited for the squad leader to speak.
"At least you can't fail the next exam, if anyone does, I will take your tutoring seriously...... Throughout the summer holidays. ”
Intense reflections shot through the lenses of the squad leader's glasses.
Beelzebub! Are you the Demon King!
"Just know...... Feed...... This guy passed out! ”
The emperor wanted to see Si Ming's reaction and confirm the degree of her scumbag by the way, but she didn't expect the ending to be even more terrible than she imagined, is there really a person in the world who will fall directly when he mentions the exam? It seems that the squad leader is right, in this world, there are all kinds of "possibilities" everywhere.
In short, the next day may be like hell, can you let the class leader wear a bikini to tutor? After thinking about it carefully, Huang Taiyi found that it was more likely that he would be killed.
It took a while for Si Ming to wake up, and after waking up, Si Ming seemed to admit the flow of fate, and honestly accepted tutoring at the same time as Huang Taiyi.
"By the way, you mean to recruit security guards, right? Is there any side that is usually defenseless? ”
The emperor asked sideways, if it was true, it was really good news.
"No, it's usually heavily guarded, mainly because I received a warning letter from the strange thief."
Si Ming stared at the cover of the textbook with a sad expression.
"Strange thieves?"
The class leader, who was sorting out the key points of the review, temporarily raised his head.
"It seems to be called the Xin Monster Bandits."
"What's it called?"
Huang Taiyi felt as if a thunderbolt had struck down the back of his head, and he didn't even realize what an idiot he was experiencing.