"Ladies and gentlemen, this place has been captured by us, please raise your hands."

Po smiled and was the first to raise his hand, and after the five teachers recovered from their shock, they also raised their hands obediently, but they were still wondering in their hearts where the guards were? Is it really a group to poop?

Bailu walked up to Lu Xiaoman, took out the rope, and said excitedly: "Teacher Xiaoman, I'm going to tie you up." ”

Lu Xiaoman rolled his eyes, pointed to the number 1 on his chest, and said coldly: "Didn't you see that I was number 1?" I'm the one to be tied up by the first squad, and you're the second squad. ”

"You're number one?"

"That's right."

Bailu reached out and tore off the number on Lu Xiaoman's clothes like lightning, walked up to a male teacher with a number 2, tore off his number, came back and pasted it on Lu Xiaoman's clothes, with a tiger face: "Okay, you are now number 2." ”

“-_-!”

Is this all right? How much does he want to tie himself up? Lu Xiaoman was so angry that he couldn't speak, Bailu rubbed his hands, and said movingly: "Raise your hand, I want to tie you up." ”

Lu Xiaoman accepted his fate and asked depressedly, "Can I not tie it?" ”

Bailu shook his head and pouted: "Kidnapping, kidnapping, what is kidnapping if you don't tie up?" The task teacher sent us ropes, did they let us hang ourselves? ”

Lu Xiaoman said angrily: "We will follow you obediently." ”

"No, you have to tie it up, what if you run away?"

Lu Xiaoman promised: "We won't run." ”

Bailu sternly refused: "If you don't run, you have to tie it." ”

"Why?"

Bailu grinned and smiled: "No why, I just like to tie you up." ”

“-_-!”

"Ma Bi, do you know how the masters tie up beautiful women?"

Li Mabi coughed lightly twice, very subtle: "I know a little bit about it." ”

Bailu's eyes lit up, and he beckoned: "Great, hurry up and come and teach me." ”

Two little bastards, are they trying to tie themselves up like last time? Lu Xiaoman's face turned red with anger, and he said angrily: "If you dare to tie me up, I will make you look good." ”

"Don't worry, we will never tie it randomly, we will tie it very beautifully."

"Get out!"

Because Lu Xiaoman was very uncooperative, Bailu wanted to tie her up beautifully, but in the end she just tied her hands behind her back, which disappointed the men present, this woman really didn't understand the art of beauty at all.

The White Deer team escorted two women and one man out of the tent with three teachers with their hands tied behind their backs, looking at the silence around them, and frowned, where are the guards? Is it all gone? How is this possible?

Lu Xiaoman asked the three teachers with the same doubts: "Why don't there be any guards?" ”

"Do you need to ask?"

"Where did they go?"

Bailu shrugged and replied, "Of course it was their mother who told them to go back to dinner." ”

“-_-!”

"Kidding you, we've slaughtered the guards."

Lu Xiaoman lost his voice and said, "How is it possible?" ”

"How could it be?"

The bespectacled female teacher of the Navy High School asked, "Don't you only have 150 bullets?" There are 400 guards in total, how can you kill them all? ”

Bai Lu showed a mysterious expression and whispered: "Secretly, let me tell you, our guns are blessed with magic, and they can kill ten guards with one shot, and the bullets will track the enemy by themselves, and we killed all the guards in just a few clicks." ”

“-_-!”

Of course, the three teachers would not believe Bailu's nonsense, but they were really puzzled, but one thing they could be sure of was that a group of simple guard children must have been pitted by Bailu.

They really wanted to break the casserole and ask what method Bailu used to get rid of the guards, but they couldn't pull their faces, and as a teacher, they couldn't guess what tactics the students used, wouldn't it be very embarrassing? They can only pretend to understand in a daze, pretending to know what they know.

"Phew! I have seen you, come out. ”

Several pairs of puzzled eyes looked at Bailu, and Li Mabi asked curiously, "Xiaobai, who did you see?" ”

"I see your sister."

“-_-!”

Bailu said lazily: "This is just a strategy in ancient times to prevent falling into the ambush trap of bandits and bandits. ”

Li Ma Mi sneered: "Do you think others are as stupid as you? ”

"To deal with people with low IQs, too clever methods will not work." Bailu said, his hand suddenly pointed to the sky, and exclaimed: "Xiong Er, look, there is a plane." ”

Xiong Er immediately looked at the sky, blinked, and asked innocently, "Where is it?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

Bailu glanced at Li Mabi and taught earnestly: "The method of deceiving people does not have to be clever, as long as we can be sure that the deceived object will be tricked, it is enough, we must learn to use tricks according to people, just like the strategy of a suspicious soldier is useful for smart people, but it may not be useful for people like Xiong Da Xiong Er, you know?" ”

After being taught, the three teachers nodded secretly, and Bailu looked around vigilantly, in the face of people with insufficient IQ, too clever strategies did not work, just like Zhuge Liang's empty city plan can bluff Sima Yi, but may not be able to bluff a reckless man with insufficient IQ like Xu Chu.

When the group was about to walk out of the blockade, Bailu finally howled: "I saw you." ”

A young classmate from the army high school emerged from a tuft of grass and said depressedly: "You can see this? ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

There was really one out of the pit, the three teachers were a little dumbfounded, Bailu looked at the fish that had slipped through the net, and asked curiously: "Everyone else is dead, what's the matter with you?" ”

The little classmate was very surprised: "They are all dead? How did I not know? ”

Bailu wiped his sweat and said faintly: "Okay, you can go back too." ”

"I'm not dead."

"You've been shot, look at your chest."

The little classmate subconsciously bowed his head: "How can there be?" ”

After Bailu approached, he gently pulled the trigger, and the little classmate's chest immediately turned red, "I said that you were shot in the chest, I don't believe it, do you believe it now?" ”

“-_-!”

"You're out, go back to your little friend."

"You're treacherous."

"It's over."

Seeing the little classmates from the middle school attached to the army holding their chests and scolding and leaving, the three teachers were speechless.

The smarter the person, the more afraid of death, the ignorant are fearless, the IQ of the students in the army high school is generally not high, but such students are more likely to become the best soldiers, because they don't have too many ideas on the battlefield, the degree of obedience is extremely high, and they can make the commander less headache.

Good generals need extremely high IQ, but good soldiers don't, they just need to hone their skills to kill the enemy, always bullying this group of honest children, Bailu is a little unhappy in his heart.

In the last squad match of the Army Academy, the White Deer squad won the first place, which was their first championship in the squad competition.

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