Bailu held a hoe and a shovel, standing stupidly in the wind, and the whole person was already a little stupid......

The second game of the Army Academy part, the individual competition, was compared to digging fortifications.

Dig up your brother-in-law!

What is this broken game?

The field army training base is a bare soil mountain, and each person digs three 1 cubic meter pits, which is faster than anyone, which is obviously helping the training base to plant trees in disguise.

A group of fierce men in the army attached to the middle school are already snickering, Bailu and a group of young masters are very depressed, barren mountains and mountains, if you are lucky, you may be able to dig out ginseng, in case of bad luck, what if you dig out your great-grandfather?

As a top agent, from the space shuttle to fill the leak, down to unfastening the back buckle of a beautiful woman's bra, what is not easy to do? It's just that he doesn't know how to dig holes, Bailu sighed secretly, this kind of completely unskilled game is only suitable for rough men, not for men like him who take the technical route.

More than 100 participating students, each of whom dug three digging, more than 400 pits, Bailu glanced at the pits that were drawn all over the mountains, at least two or three thousand pits were surplus, and these surplus pits should be the pits to earn extra team points.

The melodious horn sounded, and the race began.

The macho men of the army attached to the middle school are like excavators with full horsepower, shaving all over the mountains and fields, and the stool is just healing, no, the white deer who has just recovered from a serious illness is lazily planing.

A beautiful girl from the Air Force High School next to Bailu pushed her glasses and complained: "The advantages of the Army Academy in this competition are too obvious. ”

"There's no way, people dig coal professionally."

“⊙_⊙”

Bailu only dug a few times, and found that a macho man from the Army Academy not far away had already dug a hole, and complained: "It's too fast, right?" Damn, rat kids are really good at making holes. ”

“⊙_⊙”

The shadow of the governor was holding a piece of grass, Shi Shiran walked over, and said with a smile: "You can't dig like this, it's too slow." ”

Bailu turned his head and asked, "Then how do you dig it?" ”

"I'll teach you."

The shadow flashed in front of Bailu's eyes, floated to the beautiful girl attached to the Air Force High School, and enthusiastically helped: "Classmate, you have to dig like this to be fast." ”

“←_←”

As a teacher at the middle school attached to the Military Academy, he actually went to teach a beautiful girl from the Air Force High School to punch holes, Bailu touched his chin, do you want to get rid of this scumbag? Maybe Governor Sun will see it for the sake of his righteous annihilation, and send him a small red flag.

"Come, tuck your belly, and hold your chest up."

"Why do you want to hold your breasts?"

Bailu interjected coolly: "Because it looks more straight." ”

“-_-!”

The beautiful girl blushed and gave the shadow an eviction order: "Okay, teacher, I don't need you to teach, I know how to dig." ”

Ying scratched his head awkwardly and looked at the white deer with the old god on the side, as if he had discovered a new world: "Hey, Xiaobai, you are also here." ”

"Don't pretend."

Ying smiled, walked away without looking back, waved his hand, and said, "Come on." ”

Actually wanted to guard and steal, this old boy is definitely the scum among the teachers, Bailu just watched the shadow leave, and found that Lu Xiaoman, who was carrying his hands on his back, came over.

After Lu Xiaoman approached, he frowned, deliberately ignored the smiling Bailu, walked quickly to the beautiful girl attached to the Air Force High School, and said solemnly: "Jingjing, haven't you eaten in the morning?" ”

"Teacher Xiaoman, don't you teach her how to make holes?"

“-_-!”

Lu Xiaoman rolled her eyes, without saying a word, snatched the hoe in Jingjing's hand, and demonstrated it herself, her movements were very sharp, and each hoe was extremely hard, as if the hoe was someone's head.

Lu Xiaoman's proud chest became turbulent with her hoe movement, and after admiring it for a while, Bailu sighed and said: "A wave is not flat, a wave is rising, and it is endless." ”

What wave is not settled, and another wave is rising? Lu Xiaoman lowered her head according to Bailu's gaze, and immediately understood, her pretty face turned red, and after she returned the hoe in her hand to Jingjing, she glared at Bailu and scolded: "What do you see?" Look again at gouging out your eyes. ”

"Teacher Xiaoman, there are a lot of killer flies here, you have to be careful."

“⊙_⊙”

Lu Xiaoman felt an inexplicable heat in his buttocks, and after confessing a few words quietly, he ran away, looking at the little white rabbit who was scared away, the corners of Bailu's mouth curled, this woman is quite funny.

"Bailu-san, what is a killer fly?"

Bailu sighed in surprise and asked, "How do you know my name?" ”

Quietly pushed her glasses and said with a strange expression: "Teacher Xiaoman told us, she said that she must go around when she sees you." ”

"Get out of the way?" Bailu's face darkened, and he pouted: "She thinks I'm a poisonous snake beast?" ”

"She said you were a little beast that is rare in a thousand years."

“-_-!”

"By the way, what is a killerfly?"

"A poisonous insect that bites a woman's buttocks."

Jing Jing's expression was dazed: "Specializing in biting women's buttocks? ”

Bailu glanced at Jingjing's buttocks and said with a smile: "Don't worry, I won't bite you." ”

"Why?"

"Because this poisonous insect only bites women with big buttocks."

“-_-!”

Hum! Sure enough, it was a beast, quietly with a hint of shame, and began to concentrate on digging a pit.

Bailu also began to dig pits without hoes, and the unskilled competition made him unhappy and unable to arouse any interest.

"Bang!"

A classmate from the middle school attached to the Navy next to him chiseled a clay pot, Bailu glanced at him, and said faintly: "Classmate, you seem to have dug up someone else's great-grandfather." ”

“⊙_⊙”

The boy who dug up the clay pot was frightened and hurriedly reported to the teacher, and a group of teachers from the Navy High School hurried over, and after some research, they came to the conclusion that it was just a broken wine vat.

The boy from the Navy High School who dug up the clay pot became a frightened bird, and his previous bold movements also became cautious, for fear of digging up someone else's great-grandfather and causing a bad luck.

Looking at the boy from the Navy High School next to him who became trembling, Bailu covered his mouth and snickered, how could it be so easy to control other people's great-grandfather? The odds were as low as winning the lottery, and he raised his hoe high and slammed it vigorously......

"Bang!"

Linen dish! Bailu's movements stiffened, as if petrified, and his face became very ugly, the crow's mouth would not work, right?

"Shadow, Shadow, come here, I may have dug up someone else's great-grandfather."

“⊙_⊙”

The teachers of the high school attached to the military academy also roared, and after their research, they came to the conclusion that they were also in the wine vat.

Barren mountains and mountains, where do you get so many wine tanks? A pair of difficult brothers who dug into the wine vat looked at each other, and deeply felt that it was not appropriate to break ground today.

"Bang!"

A pair of difficult brothers who dug into the wine tank looked at the quiet on the side whose pretty faces had faded with blood, hello classmates, welcome to join the digging tank club......