Three hundred years ago, I came from outside the Saiwai, in the continuous smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River, I met her for the first time, on the cruise ship, she jumped a neon dress and feather coat, like a goddess descending to earth, my heart was pounding, and then I invited her to swim with the south of the Yangtze River, she smiled and nodded.

Time flies.

A few days later, I confided in her that I was the king from the desert, and I wanted to take her as a princess, but her face changed drastically, and after rejecting me, she secretly said goodbye without saying goodbye.

Back at the Desert Palace, I tried all means to find her but could not find her again, one day, the courtier Bingbao caught a female assassin and asked how to deal with it, and I was distraught and ordered the female assassin to be hanged.

After the female assassin was hanged, the jailer told me that she had left me a message.

In the prison, I saw her again who left me in Jiangnan, but she was no longer breathing, it turned out that she was an assassin, and I personally ordered her to be killed, killing my most beloved woman......

On the wall is a passage she left behind: [In the next life, I hope you will no longer be a king, I will no longer be an assassin, if we can meet, we will never be separated again. 】

"The cycle of fate finally brought us together again, and as soon as we met, we knew it was each other."

"So you're opening a room at the hotel?"

"Yes."

The policewoman raised her head and asked angrily, "You really didn't solicit prostitution?" ”

Jiang Meow said solemnly: "Please don't slander our singing and crying love." ”

"Then why don't you get dressed?"

"Ahem, what, we just got out of the shower." Jiang Meow said with an embarrassed face, pulled the briefs on his body, and said depressedly: "By the way, can you give me a pair of pants?" ”

"I'm sorry, no."

While the two were talking, the door of the inquiry room opened, and a young male police detective asked with a smile, "Sister, haven't you finished asking yet?" ”

"You're all done over there?"

"Well, it's all acquaintances, and it's over if you're fined and detained."

The policewoman nodded, smiled strangely at Jiang Meow, and said, "Your story is very wonderful, but you still have to pay a fine of two thousand." ”

“(￢_￢)”

"No objections, right?"

Jiang Meow tried to die and struggle: "Sister police, you must believe me, we are really fateful lovers." ”

The male policeman leaned against the door and scolded with a smile: "Everyone has been recruited, don't deny it, you kid." ”

Jiang Meow Meow resigned himself to his fate and bowed his head: "I don't have any money on me, can you let me go first?" Let me go back and get the money to pay the fine. ”

"Nope."

"Is that okay without a fine?"

"No, either."

"What if I can't pay the fine?"

The policewoman thought for a moment and said, "You are a foreigner, and if you are not engaged in serious criminal activities in our territory, we will generally not detain you, but if you can't pay the fine, we will keep you here until the fine is paid." ”

The male policeman urged: "It's not too early, sign first, and then you find a way to find someone to pay the fine." ”

Jiang Meow wanted to cry without tears, this is a big trouble, the police station must not stay for a long time, but he has no dime on him, and he can't go back to get the money to pay it himself, so he can only call someone to pay the fine, and now the only people who can come to the police station to help him pay the fine are his aunt and sister, if they know what he has committed, his leg will definitely be broken.

Earlier today, they joined forces with the Southwest Wushu Association and invited several martial arts families in the southwest to hold the first Nanquan martial arts exchange seminar.

After the seminar ended successfully, after being full of wine and food, in order to please a group of old men led by Yang Zhengqi, the chief prostitute of the mighty prostitution bureau, they decided to entertain a group of old men to Jiangbin to enjoy the 'old man's music', but a group of old men disliked too low-end, and they had to enjoy regular health care, and then Yang Zhengqi made a phone call, and the girls from the two massage parlors flocked to it, and soon after, the police also came......

The most depressing thing was that they were arrested as soon as they took off their pants.

Half an hour later, the four heroes of the Shendaomen stood outside the gate of the police station, looking quite emotional, the three senior brothers were all wearing only a pair of shorts, but the little junior brother was dressed neatly, and the fine was also paid by the little four.

Jiang Meow patted the little junior brother on the shoulder and said gratefully: "If you let the senior aunt know that we are prostituting, we will die, Xiaosi, thank you for saving our lives." ”

"You're welcome."

The big attack was also afraid for a while: "The master was arrested for prostitution, and after the master went to pay the fine, he was beaten half to death, and the master was almost beaten and disabled." ”

Xiao Attack said without thinking: "Maybe it's crippled." ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"The dog can't change to eat, if it's not crippled, the master will rest assured that she will go out and leave the master alone?" Xiao Attack analyzed: "Our master is a free man, I want him to go down the mountain back then, who has a girl in the village under the mountain who doesn't hide?" ”

Seems to make sense?

"Today is really thanks to Little Four." Da Attack also patted the little junior brother's shoulder, and said happily: "Fortunately, your kid's pants are worn quickly and he brought his wallet." ”

"By the way, senior brother, why are you taking off your pants?"

"Do you still need to ask? Didn't you take off your pants? ”

Xiao Si shook his head and made a tiger face: "I just asked her for a bra, why did I take off my pants?" ”

“(⊙_⊙)”

"I'm not stupid."

The three senior brothers looked at each other, the corners of their mouths twitched, their junior brothers had an IQ of more than one hundred and fifteen, and their martial arts comprehension ability was extremely strong, so they could be said to be rare martial arts geniuses, of course, most geniuses were no different from neuropathy.

The four brothers returned to the hotel, and it didn't take long for a group of old men led by Yang Zhengqi to be released, and because they didn't have time to commit violations in a hurry, they were arrested, and because they were old, the police did not detain them, and they were released immediately after paying a fine.

Before the mutton was eaten, he caused a commotion, and the head of the prostitute Yang Zhengqi was angry, and he was indignant and decided to organize the second big health care operation, and a group of frightened birds were frightened.

No way?

Come again, aren't you afraid of death?

It is worthy of being the chief prostitute who once prostituted to the hospital.

The hotel has just been checked once, and they have just been arrested once, so there's no reason for the police to come again, right? Yang Zhengqi's explanation made everyone's eyes shine, and the probability is indeed relatively low.

After the first phone call, a large number of girls came with a lot of whining......

Just put on his pants and took them off again, Jiang Meow just wanted to pounce on the girl on the bed, the door opened again, and the police rushed in again.

At two o'clock in the morning, Jiang Meow and others were taken back to another police station in a gloomy manner.

You can't talk about probability, when people are unlucky, it's not strange to fall into the same pit twice, this is Murphy's Law.

In the inquiry room, a female policeman also came to take notes.

Jiang Meow began to tell his poignant love story again: "Three hundred years ago, I came from outside the Saiwai, and I ...... in the smoke and rain in the south of the Yangtze River."