When the three bean sprouts returned to the dormitory with a large bag of food, Xiong Da was educating Xiong Er......

"Stupid, what, why didn't I fall you to death?"

"Brother, I was wrong."

"Ming, what about tomorrow's game?"

"I, I can play."

"you!" Xiong Da casually gave Xiong Er an iron sand slap on the head, and scolded: "If your arm is useless, won't my mother break my leg?" ”

Xiong Er rubbed the back of his head, his eyes were full of water, and he said aggrievedly: "I'm sorry." ”

Xiong Da educates his younger brother quite fun, very cute, Bailu smiled and greeted: "Okay, don't fight yet, come over for dinner first." ”

"Okay."

"Finish eating and then continue fighting."

“⊙_⊙”

The five of them began to eat, Xiong Er dislocated his left arm, and eating was not greatly affected, Bailu picked up Xiong Er's medical record on the table while eating, studied it for a long time, and understood a little 'Heavenly Book with Words'.

Xiong Er only had a scapular strain, a little bit of a small dislocation, it was not too serious, otherwise he would not have been able to come back from the hospital, but the doctor's instructions said try not to move his left arm, and it would be fine in two weeks.

It will take two weeks to get better, and in the next basketball game, Xiong Er will not be able to play at all, a trace of sadness appeared on Bailu's face, and he will have to discuss countermeasures with the [Three Heroes of the Light Bulb] when he goes to practice.

Li Mabi looked at the thoughtful Bailu and asked curiously, "Xiaobai, can you understand the doctor's ghostly writing?" ”

"Understand."

"How?"

Bailu had a small face: "Two weeks pregnant." ”

“⊙_⊙”

Xiong Da also said stupidly: "Ginseng? Mountain ginseng or snow ginseng? ”

Zhuge Dafu rolled his eyes: "It's not ginseng, pregnancy means pregnancy." ”

"Xiaobai means that Xiong Er is pregnant." Li Mabi added.

Xiong Da didn't understand anything: "Xiong Er is not a woman, how can he get pregnant?" ”

"Because it's stupid!"

“-_-!”

Bailu looked at Xiong Er and said in a deep voice: "Xiong Er, in the next two weeks, you give me honesty, if you dare to jump around, I will break your legs." ”

Xiong Er nodded obediently: "Got it." ”

Li Mabi said faintly: "Fortunately, I only injured my left arm, which will not affect your bird walking." ”

“-_-!”

After eating, except for the wounded soldier Xiong Er, who stayed to watch the house, all four Bailu went out, and they had made an appointment with the [Three Heroes of Light Bulbs] yesterday to practice tonight.

At half past seven, it was completely dark, the basketball hall was brightly lit, [Guardian Angel] eight people were training on offense and defense, due to the lack of two people, they could only conduct four-on-four confrontation training, Xiong Er was absent due to injury, and Ge Ao didn't come late, I heard that the girl was asked to go to the water mill to see the stars......

Tonight's dark clouds, the moon is dark and the wind is high, it is quite suitable for asking girls to watch the stars, the big bulb has two brushes, Bailu secretly praised, and then think about his own two giant pandas, about the girl to go out in broad daylight, Xiong Er fell and injured his arm, Xiong Da took Duanmu Xue to the canal for a picnic, and stupidly ate two baskets of food and came back, he thought he was going to herd cattle?

I was really stupid and cried by them.

and Li Mabi, no one can make an appointment, and now the whole person is like an eggplant that has been frosted eighteen times, completely wilted, playing absent-mindedly, making frequent mistakes, and he has received the ball many times.

Men die either by their own hands or by women.

On Valentine's Day, [Guardian Angel] lost a general Xiong Er, the substitute Li Mabi completely lost his spirit, and there is a song arrogant night who is still dating, I don't know if my legs will be weak tomorrow?

After the two rounds of confrontation training, eight people sat on the sidelines and drank water, during this time, everyone practiced and played together, and the relationship with each other has become very close, looking at the listless appearance of his good friend Li Mami, Su Fei squeezed the white deer next to him, and quietly asked, "What's wrong with him?" ”

Bailu gloated and said quietly: "Lost love." ”

Zhuge Dafu continued to sprinkle salt on Li Mabi's wound: "It's called falling out of love when you're dumped in love, right?" He was just rejected, and at best he was a failure. ”

Can you whisper a little quieter? Li Mabi's cheeks twitched.

Su Fei asked cautiously, "He seems to be very hurt?" ”

Bailu sighed: "We are now worried that he will swallow feces and kill himself." ”

“-_-!”

"Don't worry, the horse must not be a glass heart, otherwise he would have died a hundred times."

Li Mabi was furious and shouted, "Damn, do you treat me as a dead man? ”

Finally regained a little spirit, the two little white faces looked at each other and smiled, Bailu shrugged, and said leisurely: "Ma Bi, listen to me, there is no grass at the end of the world, why do you hang yourself on a tree?" ”

Zhuge Dafu said earnestly: "Don't be ambitious. ”

"I'm going to hang myself from a tree." Li Mabi looked stubborn, and said with an unwavering gaze: "I really like her." ”

Usually Li Ma is obscene, timid, cowardly, faceless, shameless, heartless, and didn't think he would have such a stubborn side, and he was really a beast with no humanity of the opposite sex.

Bailu made a small face: "Really decided to take the drug?" ”

“-_-!”

Finding that Li Mabi was instantly stunned, Bailu immediately scoffed: "Since you don't have the courage to take the drug, why are you talking so loudly?" ”

"Xiaobai, is there no other way than to drugged?"

"No, only drugging."

"Whatever you do now, she's going to be annoying." Zhuge Dafu interjected: "There is only one thing that will make her happy." ”

Li Mabi's eyes lit up: "What? ”

"Stay away from her, the farther away she is, the happier she is."

“-_-!”

Su Fei interjected: "Xiaobai, don't say it so absolutely, chasing a girl, it's drugging and trapping, it's too exaggerated, right?" ”

Park Chang also echoed: "I think as long as you chase a girl with sincerity, she will feel it." ”

Li Mabi was in a hurry to go to the doctor, and asked for help from the two mutual masturbations: "Shushuang, old prostitute, do you have a way?" ”

"Of course."

The two single stinkers began to give advice to Li Mabi, and after studying each other's babies for a long time, they finally came up with a plan, they planned to perform the legendary classic confession play, and the girls sang love songs with heart-shaped candles downstairs......

Why is this trick used all over the world?

Three idiots who don't understand girls, want to use this trick to bubble a difficult girl, if the boy doesn't have good looks, at least he must have a big gold dog chain and a big gold ring plus a sports car body, otherwise 99% will be deflated.

Murong Youran is a girl who is not bad for money, the big gold dog chain and the big gold ring are useless, only her appearance may make her move carefully, otherwise she will be dead.

Also, Li Ma must sing love songs? Wouldn't it be a little too scary? People will never let the dog go, right? The two little white faces wiped their sweat at the same time, but they didn't raise any objections to this, anyway, it's not a big deal to watch the excitement, they just need to buy melon seeds to watch.