There is a quiet village near the suburban villa area in Babu County, a luxury four-wheel drive car slowly drove into the entrance of the village, and then stopped at the village head drying field.

This is a very small village, there are only about 20 households, the four heroes of Shendaomen got out of the car and walked into the village, a little old man with a bamboo basket on his back passed by and glanced at them, his old face wrinkled into a chrysanthemum.

The little old man stopped, stared at the four masters of the Divine Sword Gate for a while, and suddenly turned around and ran, and shouted hoarsely: "The four jackals, the four jackals are here again." ”

When did the four talents become so famous Jiang Meow Meow was very puzzled, and looked at the three junior brothers who were also puzzled, and the four of them looked at each other, a little confused.

"The four jackals are here, whoever has a girl is about to hide."

"Wife, the four jackals are here, you dare to take a bath, damn it, I don't dare to wash it."

“”

The small village became chickens and dogs jumping up, as if they had entered a bandit, it was called a wolf run, what is the situation The four meow brothers looked at the village that was messed up into a pot of porridge, and their faces were red and white.

"What does this meow mean?"

"Brother, they seem to be treating us like thieves."

The big attack raised his eyebrows and raised his eyes, and he was very angry: "Mom pulls a plantain, where are we like prostitutes"

Xiao Attack immediately echoed: "That's right, where are we like"

"Small attack."

"Hmm"

Meow Meow glanced at Xiao Attack's trouser pocket, and said faintly: "Can you hide the woman's panties exposed in your pocket first, and then say that you don't look like a whore?"

“”

Xiao Attack smiled, hurriedly hid the panties, and when he just went out, he found that the red lace panties drying in the yard were very beautiful, so he couldn't help but tear them off and stuff them into his trouser pockets.

It is understandable that the three junior brothers were regarded as lewd thieves, after all, they were originally lewd thieves, he looked gentle and elegant, and he knew at a glance that he was a righteous gentleman, where was he like a lewd thief who was angry with meow, especially when he saw an old lady with lost teeth, he hurriedly found a place to hide

After all the people in the village who should and shouldn't hide were hidden, a group of villagers came out with weapons in a rage, in addition to the usual farmer's weapons such as scythes and hoes, there were also several benevolent brothers with dung buckets in their hands, and the only woman among them was holding a used aunt's towel in her hand

Is this the rhythm that will kill you three thousand?

The four of them gasped, what did they do that everyone was angry about, provoking people to be so excited that they had just entered the village, neither killing people and setting fires, beating houses and robbing houses, nor pumping people's babies, touching people's wives' buttocks, this battle is too scary

It shouldn't be a new hatred, it's an old hatred

Meow Meow swallowed a mouthful of saliva, pouted and said, "Big attack, did you go to someone's vegetable garden to poop again?"

“￢￢”

"Touching someone's girl's ass"

Da Attack scolded: "Fuck off, do I look like the kind of person who touches women's asses all over the world?"

"Don't pretend, you're the most crazy of the four of us, you've even touched a man's buttocks."

“”

The villagers came up, whether they ran away or ran away, and if they didn't run, they might die under the farmer's three hoes, and the four brothers just wanted to smear oil on the soles of their feet, and the excited villagers suddenly calmed down.

A man in the crowd said angrily: "Seventh uncle, they are not the four jackals. ”

"Isn't it" The little old man with the dung bucket in his hand scratched his head and said with a dry smile: "Could it be that I am dazzled, why do I look so similar?"

"Just your broken eyes" An old man with a hoe had his eyes full of disdain, pointed to the beside him, and asked, "Can you recognize whose daughter-in-law is next to me?"

"Ermazi's family."

"Hey, you recognize it"

"You don't have to look at your face, such a round and big ass, I can recognize it at a glance."

“”

Looking at the buttocks and distinguishing people is a skill passed down by the ancestors, this is a unique science that is about to be lost, the villagers looked at the little old man with two more points of reverence, worthy of being the predecessors of the pervert world, it is really a good skill, even the dung bucket in his hand is ten times more stinky than others

A man with a hoe took two steps forward, looked at the four brothers who were already on tiptoe, and asked loudly: "Are you here to talk about land acquisition?"

Xiao Attack shook his head and said timidly: "We just passed by and came in to see if there were any local chickens and ducks for sale." ”

"You're here to buy chickens"

"yes."

After everyone was open and honest, the misunderstanding was quickly resolved, and it turned out that the villagers recognized the wrong person and mistakenly thought that Meow Meow was a hooligan sent by the real estate boss to make trouble, and the villagers would flock out excitedly.

These days, there are four hooligans and ruffians known as the four jackals, who always come to the village to make trouble when they are young and strong to go out to work, and the big girls and little daughters-in-law of the whole village are all molested by them, and they also beat and scold the old people and children, and they are very frustrated.

After the villagers dispersed, the four of them followed a man back to his house.

After entering the door, the man pointed to a chicken coop in the yard and said with a smile: "My local chickens are there." ”

Xiao Si's eyes lit up, and he walked to a pretty woman who was feeding the chickens, pulled her clothes, and said excitedly: "Your local chickens are so beautiful." ”

“”

"Do you call women local chickens here?"

The man had a dark face and said in a deep voice: "What kind of chicken, she is my daughter-in-law, and the chicken is in the chicken coop." ”

"She's Not a Chicken"

"Nonsense."

Finding that the man was still carrying a sickle in his hand, Xiao Attack hurriedly rounded the field: "Little Four, don't be naughty, it's not too early, let's choose chickens quickly, if we go back late, the two uncles in the family will be angry." ”

Da Attack nodded and shouted, "Big brother, you come and help me catch a few"

"My feet hurt, if you want to buy it, you can catch it yourself."

The chicken coop surrounded by a bamboo fence was full of chicken manure, slimy, and you could smell a sour smell in the air.

There are two strange people in the house, one tall and one short, one fat and one thin, one is called a pig and the other is called a crane, they are Medusa's companions, the two are smuggled all the way from the Siam Empire, they have to drink raw chicken blood and duck blood every day, like a wild man like a hair to drink blood, the two of them are particularly picky, they have to drink the blood of local chickens and ducks.

Their status in the family is getting lower and lower, and they are bullied by their junior sister every day, and now they are still being called by two hot-tempered weirdos.

The four brothers bought ten local chickens, as well as three catties of native eggs, and the wallets of the four people were also declared dead, 70 yuan per catty of local chickens, and 40 yuan per catty of native eggs, and the current villagers are really simple

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