Chapter 380: Nightmare (2600 Monthly Pass Plus Update!) )
Qing Yu extremely suspected that this set of [Ninja Sword Seven Martial Seas] battle puppet figures was a kryptonite item developed by the Goose Factory.
That negative effect is really not wrong, it costs money!
You have to spend money when you use it, you have to spend money to repair it if it's broken, you don't want liver time, and there's 'one-click acceleration' to trick you into spending money!
Death costs money, death costs money, it's really special that you need money to die!
The most annoying thing is that it costs 100,000 taels for an hour to use it separately, and it should be 700,000 taels if it is seven.
But the special packaging price is actually one million taels, which is outrageous for Nima!
Do you understand what a package price is?
Is there a reason why the more you package and sell, the more expensive it is?
And it doesn't give you a chance to bargain, it is directly marked, either pack it all and take it all, or you can play up to three puppet figures at once.
Not even a chance to exploit loopholes!
Qing Yu always felt that there was one less line written underneath: the poor are only worthy of the castrated version, and only those who have money can do whatever they want.
After all, the otaku has a wall, and the Konoha ten suites...
Gan's banana bubble hammer!
Isn't that looking down on people!
Qing Yu was very angry, very angry, but there was nothing he could do, either he would throw it in the ninja bag and eat ashes, or he could only grit his teeth and kryptonite.
Fortunately, with his current strength, he generally doesn't need to use this gold-swallowing beast.
And when it really comes to handy, money doesn't matter, after all, there is money to spend only when there is life.
Didn't Uncle Benshan have already clarified this philosophy of life, the most painful thing in the world is that people die and the money is not spent.
Of course, the most painful thing is that people are alive and the money is gone...
What a brilliant idea!
Sighing, Qing Yu took out the thing and found that it was a string of beautiful bracelets that came to life.
There are 7 lifelike small figures hanging on it, the size of a finger.
And then he was not calm again!
Because these 7 figures are all special 'acquaintances'!
Holding the big knife shark muscle is Haixia Jinping...
In the past, the Seven Martial Seas, the race was still a fishman, there was nothing wrong, and it was a good match for the big knife shark muscle.
Sticking out his tongue and licking the long knife and stitches is the Tenyasha-Doflamingo...
It doesn't seem to be a big problem, Doflamingo is not only the Seven Martial Seas, but also plays 'needlework', so it must be very easy to use.
Okay, anyway, it's not that the East is undefeated, he's very content.
But if Anilu, who has two 'antennas' (Thunder Knife and Teeth) on his head, can barely say that he can barely say the past because of the Thunder Fruit, then how outrageous and outrageous are the remaining ones!
The one with the decapitation knife on his back is actually Hawkeye Mihawk, can you believe it?!
The painting style has collapsed!
The decapitation knife and the black knife night are not good at all!
The spicy and handsome eagle eyes have now become 'handsome', and there are actually some spicy eyes... That's enough!
Look at Uncle Bear with a blasting knife and droplets on his shoulder, Trafalgar Rowe with a hammer in one hand and a decapitation axe in the other, and Boya Hancock, the empress with a double knife and flounder...
This Nima is going crazy to the rhythm!
It's like a domestic copycat figure he bought from a stall in his previous life!
Not to mention the eagle eye with the decapitation knife on his back, even Pikachu who opened the writing wheel eye, and the pleasant goat who stared at the reincarnation eye... It's not like he hasn't seen it.
It can be called an anime crossover super invincible mash-up!
Five bucks, no more!
Qing Yu couldn't help but find an excuse to comfort himself: "It's okay, although Anilu is not a pirate or a Seven Martial Sea, but they are all playing thunder, so it's not a big problem." ”
"Uncle Xiong... Isn't Uncle Xiong's fighting style after being transformed just to blow up and blow up? ”
"Luo... Gauze... No one says doctors can't use axes and hammers! It's not standard for surgeons (surgeons who feel offended:??? )。 And the blunt knife is a ninja knife that claims to be able to break all defenses, and it is very similar to Luo Zeng's ability... Well, it's like! ”
"Hancock is the same, he often 'shoots arrows', and he must be extremely capable of hitting (river crabs) cannons..."
After forcibly explaining, Qing Yu finally smoothed up a lot, and just now, his complaining energy almost exploded!
However, he is only complaining about the image of these figures, and the specific performance in actual combat is unknown.
After all, the image belongs to the image, and you can know with your heels that these figures cannot have the abilities of the original characters, and at most they can 'imitate' a little bit of style and characteristics, and he is very content.
Otherwise, if Han Cook and these people came in with a ninja knife, let alone an appearance fee of one million taels, even if it was ten million taels, he would give it!
At that time, what kind of undercover agent will he be, go straight to the showdown, and don't pretend!
Hawkeye and the others held 7 ninja swords, lined up behind him, and then sat on the [Frozen Throne], holding a cigar, and said in front of everyone: "I want to be the fifth generation Hokage, who is for and who is against?" ”
It's so refreshing to think about!
It's a pity that it can only be YY.
After all, a figure is a figure, and a puppet is just a puppet.
However, the strength of the elite ninja is enough to greatly increase his strength, just like the five major ninja villages, how many people can be rated as the elite ninja?
The 7 elite ninjas, even against the shadow-level powerhouses, not to mention that they can win, how can they delay a lot of time.
Don't even think about loyalty, just give money, it's really special...
Then he looked at where to pay for it.
As a result, at this time, the dog system directly popped up a prompt, saying that it only needed to put the money in the [Space Folding Ninja Bag], and it could recharge it on its behalf, and it only needed one thought.
Qing Yu pondered for a long time, extremely suspicious that the dog system was making the difference in price in the middleman, or that this cheating krypton prop was from its handiwork, but there was no evidence, and there was no consumer association to make him complain.
Otherwise, he will definitely be able to sue the dog system for bankruptcy!
Put the bracelet on and hide it in your sleeve.
Qing Yu suddenly covered his head and slept energetically, a good day, starting from tomorrow!
Next, he wants to be a good man who earns money to support his family.
Isn't it just 7 figures, waiting to eat and drink spicy with Baba!
In his sleep, Qing Yu had a dream, he dreamed that Hancock was snuggled in his arms, his red lips opened slightly, and he said to him in a faint manner: "Master, you have already made 999.9 billion krypton, as long as the krypton is full of 1 trillion, the concubine body can have a physical body, and from then on she will stay with the master." ”
Then Qing Yu quietly swallowed his saliva, waved his big hand, and said very proudly: "Charge!" I'll charge another 100 million right away! Let's go home today! ”
Hancock immediately showed an extremely shy smile, which made Qing Yu want to move...
However, just as he was about to knock down Hancock and do something shameful, Hawkeye appeared with a decapitation knife, followed by Uncle Bear, Anilu and others.
"Master, we want flesh too! You can charge another 6 trillion! ”
"Yes, if you don't charge, don't blame our brother for being polite!"
"Come on, hack him to death without a conscience!"
"Boom~"
Qing Yu, who was sweating profusely, woke up suddenly, and when he looked again, it was already dawn.
"It's good that it's just a nightmare, it's too terrifying!"