Chapter 1074: You're Dead!
I'll it! ”
McGonagall retracted her half-poked leg and swayed, nearly falling off the edge of the cliff.
"System, what the hell is this?!!"
"You're trying to murder your own father!"
Barely balancing on the edge of the cliff, McGonagall looked at a small puddle below and couldn't help but growl inwardly.
"Host, watch your words!"
"Even though we may have father and son, you can't open your mouth and shut up and call yourself my father!"
"Don't I want to lose face!!
The system said solemnly.
The corners of McGonagall's mouth twitched, and when the words came to her mouth, she couldn't bear to say them, and coughed lightly twice: "Then you say, what's going on when you challenge a 100-meter Buddha to jump over the wall?" I'll just come in and learn how to cook, and challenge what Buddha jumps over the wall! And whose walls are so high? Are you a giant when you are a monk? ”
[Shen McGonagall
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"What bullshit Buddha jumping over the wall, as a chef who learns this dish in the future, you should first experience the 100-meter Buddha jumping over the wall, know what kind of taste is needed to let the monk climb over the wall, and then go to work, otherwise don't hang the Buddha jumping over the wall at the door, shame!
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A screenshot of Weibo quickly appeared in McGonagall's mind.
Message 1:
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McGonagall: "......"
This meow......
There's really no fark to say.
Looking at the first hot review, McGonagall burst into tears, this is a prophet, right?
If you come out to mix, sooner or later you will have to pay it back, this sentence, McGonagall has a deep understanding.
"What, system, this is just a moment of cheapness after I was drunk, I can't be really, let's remove this broken wall, what do you have to say, nothing is unpassable." McGonagall coughed dryly twice, then looked down at the pool below.
It looks like it's only about ten square meters, and when you stand at a height of more than 100 meters and look down, it's like a small bottle.
After all, he is not a professional diver, a height of 100 meters, this is really going to fall, but it snaps and directly turns into a lump of meat sauce.
Although this is the Kitchen God Proving Ground, even if you hang up, you can save it and start it over, but with the realism of this Kitchen God Proving Ground, the pain will not be discounted in the slightest.
"Please complete the task of challenging the 100-meter Buddha jumping over the wall as soon as possible, after 30 seconds of countdown, the height of the wall will increase by 10 meters, and the speed will increase by 10 meters per minute!"
The system said solemnly.
"Okay, okay, you can jump, you make that puddle a little bigger, have you ever seen anyone use such a puddle for 100-meter diving, isn't this a pit?" McGonagall raised an eyebrow, looking at the countdown that had already begun to flicker.
"Host, watch your words!" The system solemnly warned, and continued: "After the calculation of this system, the 3*3 pool is enough for the host to dive into the water, and the water depth of 15 meters is enough to unload the diving momentum of the host, so as to ensure that the host will not die because of this diving." ”
"I ......"
"Countdown: 10, 9, 8......"
The system ignores McGonagall and goes into a countdown timer.
"Holy!"
Taking a deep breath, McGonagall tried to calm herself down, recalling the movements of professional athletes in diving competitions she had seen live, closing her eyes and adjusting her breathing.
3、2、1!
Bend your knees and leap forward in faith!
With closed legs and a straight posture, he looks like a diver.
The wind whistled against her cheeks, and McGonagall's eyes were fixed on the small puddle below, magnifying at a naked eye speed, and it seemed that there was no problem at all, and his mind was already beginning to recall the dream team's god-pressing splash technique.
And then.
"Smack!"
"You're dead."
Standing against the wall, McGonagall blinked vigorously, banishing the memory of her previous fall to death from her mind, and then roared:
"System, I'll knock your mom !!"
"You feel free."
"I ......"
"Countdown: 10, 9, 8......"
"Knock your mom !!"
McGonagall took another leap of faith, but this time instead of landing on her face or in a graceful position, she chose to put her feet down.
He had already thought that even if he didn't jump into the pool, even if he was injured, he wouldn't die again.
"Click."
"Your foot is broken."
"If you can't concentrate on the cooking trial with a broken leg, please try again!"
"Good luck."
……
Standing by the wall for the ninety-ninth time, McGonagall looked at the small puddle below, smiled contemptuously, and jumped off before the countdown began.
This kind of thing, like a ferrule, you aim at one, most of the time it will not hit, if you are blind a few litters......
"Smack!"
"You're dead."
……
For the hundredth and first time, as a huge splash exploded, McGonagall jumped out of the water, shook a handful of flowing hair, and smiled contemptuously: "Heh, isn't it only a hundred meters?" ”
"Congratulations to the host for completing the challenge of the 100-meter Buddha jumping over the wall, in view of the host's excellent performance, the 150-meter Buddha jumping over the wall experience task has been unlocked, do you accept it?"
"Hahaha, what, today's wind is so noisy, it's time to start making a Buddha jumping over the wall in earnest."
McGonagall turned around and left, what bullshit experience quest, think he's a fool?
As soon as McGonagall turned, the walls and sink vanished, and the scene shifted to McGonagall standing in the middle of the enclosed kitchen, nothing but a few extra pots on the stove and an ochre-colored Shaoxing wine jar.
"Can an authentic Buddha jumping over a wall really make a monk give up Zen and climb over a wall? What kind of delicacy must it be to give him such courage? Or is that a meatless wine and meat monk? McGonagall thought to herself with some curiosity.
Looking left and right, McGonagall walked over to the refrigerator and began to check the new ingredients that had arrived.
A few compartments have been added to the refrigerator, and there are dried abalone, sea cucumbers, fish bones, fish lips, mushrooms, scallops, pigeon eggs......
Thirty kinds of ingredients fill a lot of space in the refrigerator at once, but fortunately, the refrigerator space is large enough, and each ingredient does not occupy a large position, and the natural advantages of the system's automatic replenishment are fully displayed at this moment.
"Thirty ingredients in one pot, this is really a technical job, I hope I can get out of here before tomorrow morning." McGonagall thought to herself, opened the fridge and began to look out for the ingredients.
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