Chapter 079: Entertainment Program
"At present, 36 people from Hangjiang University and 10 people from the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China have passed the first instructor assessment, which is not bad, and they can barely make up a small company." The rainbow snake instructor's face has been cleaned, and the first batch of battle records has been sorted out, "All of them, look to the right, look forward, turn left, follow me!" ”
"Where is this going?"
"Shh......h
"I want to wash ......my face first," Gao Mao said with a silent sigh.
"Apparently you're thinking too much."
"Why can instructors ......?"
"Shhhhh
The rainbow snake instructor looked back coldly in a certain direction in the team, the corners of his mouth showed a sneer, and said lightly in front of the team: "If you want to wash your face, maybe you can wash it happily later......"
Although the freshmen who had just finished the battle in front of them didn't understand what was happening, they couldn't help but laugh when they saw the few classmates behind them who had strange pictures painted on their faces.
Gao Mao was even a little happy when he heard the instructor's words, the instructor looked pretty good!
On the contrary, Yang Yu and the others always felt that something was wrong, but they couldn't say it, so they could only hide their doubts in their hearts.
Camp Snake training ground, commanding heights.
"Leader, there are a total of 46 people, 36 people from Hangjiang University, 10 people from the University of Electronic Science and Technology of China, the list and their respective elves are here, please take a look!"
"46 people...... It's okay, it's about the same as last year, let's take them through the second assessment first, and after the second assessment, they will understand the real benefits of military merit...... By the way, what kind of entertainment program have you arranged this year, I'm going to find Fang Datou to ask for a telescope, this Fang Datou, I must grab it this time, oh no, borrow a high-level ......" The head of the regiment rubbed his hands with a smile.
"Regiment commander, don't worry, in terms of entertainment programs, we must be the richest in the entire military region!"
"Hahahahaha......"
……
"Alright, all of them, now, summon all your elves!" The rainbow snake instructor grinned.
"Instructor, in this place?"
"Instructor, there's no water in this place, how can this be called?"
"It's a gravel road...... Instructor, don't tease me! ”
There was a lot of controversy in the company.
"Don't you want to call? All right! If you don't want to be called, you can go back to your company directly, but this time, the training of the Snake Battalion will never be opened for you again. The rainbow snake crossed his waist for a moment and looked in the direction of the original military training ground.
"This military training seems to be a bit unusual......"
"I have a sense of foreboding......"
"This is a devil's training camp?"
"Is there still such a thing in military training, how can the elves hold on!"
However, several people in the team did not hesitate to summon their own elves.
Cami Turtle, Fire Dinosaur, Frog Grass, Jenny Turtle, Ink Seahorse, Miniature Dragon, Lalulas and ...... Huge salted fish king!
The salted fish king opened two crooked eyes that still had huge "dark circles", what is this place, why is it a little piercing?
"Very good, someone has set an example, I will count down dozens of seconds at the end, if you still haven't summoned the elf, please leave here directly, because you have been eliminated!"
"Bobo!"
"Trumpet buds!"
"Starfish!"
One after another, maybe I saw that someone had already set an example, maybe it was forced by the majesty of the instructor, and some felt that it would be a shame if they went back like this, after all, they came here together, why should others stay...... And they can only go back in disgrace?
By all accounts, the rest of the party summoned their own pokemon.
"Very well, now ...... Game on! The rainbow snake instructor saw that everyone put away the record board, and there was an extra poke ball in his hand, and at the same time, around the field, like the gopher that appeared when whack-a-mole, a series of water pokemon inexplicably appeared.
Blue crocodiles, swamp kings, and even gemstone starfish.
Moreover, the number of blue crocodiles and marsh kings is no less than three.
"What...... What game? ”
"No......"
"What is this going to do?!"
"Teach teach teach ...... Instructor! You, you, you...... What do you want to do, don't mess around...... Come on! Gao Mao danced incoherently, feeling that the image of the instructor in his mind had completely collapsed.
"Didn't some children just say that their faces are dirty and they want to wash them, okay, there is just a chance to wash them!" The rainbow snake instructor threw the Poké Ball up and down with a wicked smile on his face, and when the Poke Ball thrown into the air fell again, his gaze suddenly changed, his playful smile became sharp and solemn, and his tone lengthened in an instant-
"Just let the game ...... Let's go! ”
Gao Mao's eyes were dull, he felt many pairs of eyes around him that could eat people, and he felt that he had lost dozens of pounds immediately, he seemed to have said such a sentence just now, but instructor, you......
"It's training!" Yang Yu understood this so-called "game" in an instant, routines, they are all full of routines, instructor, are you bullying me Haven't you watched the TV series "Knives Out", played by Wu Jing, the episodes of the thief are miserable......
"Why don't you run?! Hahahaha......" Coach Rainbow Snake laughed heartily, the laughter was very cheerful, especially when he saw the pink fat Ding running around in a panic, the corners of his mouth grinned, "Little ......"
The water guns of the swamp king, blue crocodile, and jewel starfish should have been refreshing and cool in this hot weather, but these elves increased their power under the orders of the instructor.
In short, it is much easier than the training of the high-pressure water gun, the water gun will not cause any substantial damage to these new students, of course, if it is sprayed at the elves, the water gun will be slightly larger, this is just to drive the new students and the elves to run down the agreed route.
"Run, run, run......" Gao Mao hurriedly put the little high hat on his head, and ran away, this stone road agate jellyfish is not so easy to walk.
"Fire dinosaur, come to me, I'll block the water for you!" Ouyang Qian almost wanted to hang the instructor up and roast her, but the current situation had to make her give up this idea.
"Miao Frog Grass, wash it more, it's all trivial...... Murong Wentao looked at the water guns around him with disdain, but when the water guns shot at his handsome face, his face changed suddenly, "Your uncle's!" I'm buzzing ......"
Murong Wentao squirted out a mouthful of water: "Grass, frog grass, wonderful frog grass, let's hurry up!" ”
"Mini Dragon, go with the flow!"
"Fat Ding, come, I'll run with you!"
……
"Hey, hey, hey, this fat man is not bad, although he is a little stupid, and he can eat it, but he took the elf to run with him for the first time, it's still good!"
"Leader, I saw that the little guy with Miao Frog Grass was a little miserable, as if he wanted Miao Frog Grass to stay a little longer, but the water gun of the jewel starfish instantly slapped him in the face!"
"This appetizer is not bad, haha, no one else can enjoy such military training treatment, these freshmen, lucky, lucky, hehe!" The regiment leader took down the high-end telescope he had extorted from Fang Datou and grinned.
"Ordinary military training can only train the physical fitness of elves and trainers, but the military training of our Snake Battalion is not ordinary. While playing, while military training, the bond between the trainer and the elf is so trained, easy military training, happy military training, this is our main purpose! Look, Captain, these little guys are so happy! Hahaha......" The adjutant of the Snake Battalion laughed.
"No, why is there still a fish ......" The regiment commander picked up the telescope and prepared to continue to look at the situation at the training ground, but how could a big red carp king in the telescope be driven away by the water gun so much...... But not moving?
"It shouldn't be...... the smile on the face of the adjutant of the Snake Battalion stopped abruptly, and he quickly picked up the binoculars, and sure enough, he saw the unusual shadow, "We have conducted careful data analysis based on the military training over the years, and finally came to a conclusion." The power of this water gun can have a certain driving effect even on the water elves, how can it not deal with a mere carp king?! ”
"Look again, look at ...... again"
……
The rainbow snake instructor frowned, there was something wrong with this script, how could there be an unexpected situation, so he hurriedly shouted: "Yang Yu, why don't you run yet?!" ”
"Instructor, I want to run too, but this salted fish king doesn't want to run!" When Yang Yu watched this salted fish king being hit by these water guns, instead of frowning, he still felt ...... Comfortable?
"What's the matter, Swamp King, Blue Crocodile, Jewel Starfish, your moves are more powerful!" The rainbow snake instructor frowned and ordered.
Several more powerful water guns struck the Salted Fish King.
"Ka~lu~lu~" The salted fish king turned over comfortably, so that his other side could be evenly hit by the water gun.
Yang Yu: ????
Salted Fish King, is this your voice, are you pumping your brain?
Yang Yu's whole person was shocked, it was the first time he heard the Salted Fish King make such a ...... Disturb...... sounds.
You're carrying Pinru's wardrobe, aren't you?
"What kind of operation is this!" The rainbow snake instructor gasped and rubbed his eyes to make sure he wasn't dazzled, this obese carp king was actually immune to the attack of the water gun?!
Are you sure, it's not anything...... Water sprites?
The kind of elf with the characteristics of water storage.,The kind that is completely immune to water-based moves.。
"Click...... "The salted fish king blinked comfortably, poked Yang Yu's direction with a beard, and pointed to his bewitching fat belly by the way......
Salted Fish King, are you floating, and you dare to order me to give you a bath?!
Suddenly, the salted fish king felt a palpitation, a long-lost ......
Yang Yu directly picked up his hands and hugged the huge salted fish king!
"it!" The rainbow snake instructor gasped again.
"it!" In the distance, the regimental commander's eyes protruded.
"it!" In the distance, the adjutant of the Snake Battalion beside the regiment commander felt that his eyes had fallen into the binoculars.
"Damn, Salted Fish King, are you really ...... It's heavy! Yang Yu directly carried the salted fish king on his shoulder.
Salted Fish King: Let go of me, I'm going to take a shower!
Ahh
Blue skinny, shiitake mushrooms!
The Salted Fish King reluctantly glanced back in the direction of those cute water elves, they are really good people...... Oh no, what a little elf......