Chapter Seventy-Three: Maybe Menopause Has Arrived
Zhen Shaolong's experience made the men who noticed it in the venue very envious, jealous and hateful, even the reporters who were constantly doing filming work, they were secretly swallowing saliva while shooting, and they hated to go over and replace them.
It's a pity that they are standing there, and none of them have any women who want to approach.
There is such a big gap between people and people.
A local Offenbach journalist redefined 'happiness'.
"Zhen is happy."
"And we, the men who can only watch, represent the unfortunate ......"
Quite a few nodded in agreement.
Zhen Shaolong doesn't think he is very happy, being surrounded by a group of beautiful women, from the perspective of a bystander, it seems to be a very beautiful thing, but his experience is not very good.
It's a bunch of female hooligans!
They rushed over and took the initiative to kiss, showing very positive enthusiasm, but it was not only kissing that was positive and enthusiastic, but other actions that made people unbearable.
For example, a lot of women's hands, reaching out and stroking everywhere.
They don't care what they touch.
The only thing Zhen Shaolong can do is to protect his private parts, otherwise he is afraid of an excited woman, and he sings the famous children's song - "Pulling Carrots" in excitement.
Pluck turnips.
Pluck turnips.
Hey, hey, hey, hey,
Hey, hey, hey, can't pull it out......
Zhen Shaolong felt a chill in his lower body, and suddenly felt his scalp tingle, he finally knew the trouble of being too famous, but fortunately, the female fans were all around, and their strength was not great, he worked hard to break free for a while, and still left the stands smoothly.
"It's horrible!"
"Once you've completed the task, you'll never do it again next time......"
He made up his mind.
When he opened the system and looked at the completion of the 'Skill Acquisition Task', Zhen Shaolong suddenly felt very distressed--
Mission progress: 99/100.
"It doesn't have to be like that, right? Just one short. He regretted that he didn't stay a little longer, even if there was one more kiss from a female fan, he could have completed the task directly.
Now it's just one short!
The difference between one and five doesn't seem to be much, and he needs to run the fan stands again, but the fanatical female fans have brought him a shadow in his heart.
Zhen Shaolong returned to the locker room depressed.
Because he was dragged by the female fans, he left a little late, and when he walked into the room, his teammates were ready to play.
Bergman gave him a displeased look, then reminded, "Pay attention to the time in the future." That prayer ceremony...... Don't delay the game! ”
"Yes, sir."
Zhen Shaolong was a little ashamed.
Under the amused gaze of a crowd of people, he hurried to make a face, because there were kiss marks all over the sides of his cheeks, and if he looked closely, he could find several kinds of lipstick.
To others, it seems to be a combat feat?
Zhen Shaolong couldn't stand it anymore, his cheekiness didn't care much about what others thought, especially a group of unserious teammates.
Doesn't matter!
They are all jealous!
The thing that worries him is still that the 'Skill Acquisition Task' is only one 'Kiss of a Female Fan', and 99 of the 100 have been completed, and there is no way to complete the task if there is one less!
When it came to the game, he was still a little absent-minded.
Of course, it may not make a difference.
In the normal game time, St. Pauli's teammates are used to 'one less striker', Zhen Shaolong has just been able to keep up with the running awareness, technology, body, experience, etc., together to judge 'qualified', which can be regarded as a compliment, and it is naturally difficult to have an outstanding performance.
In addition, in recent games, Zhen Shaolong has been the main target of the opponent.
When a striker is defended by the opponent, it is difficult for even a top star to make a difference, Zhen Shaolong does not have a top star level, it is even more difficult to perform well, and it is very difficult to even cooperate with teammates.
The same goes for this game.
The Offenbach players take the game very seriously, their league results are mediocre, and the only thing they can do is to go further in the German Cup, and they really play the game as if it were a final.
Of course, they can't make it to the final.
Therefore, the game is the most important game for the Offenbach players so far this season, and they must pay all their efforts, not only on the field, but also before the game.
The Chinese player, called 'Zhen', has scored a lot of goals lately.
St. Pauli relied on his goal to win five in a row in the league and quickly moved up to ninth place, just one point off eighth place, and reached the quarter-finals of the German Cup.
played against Bochum and Hertha Berlin before, and the biggest hero was also this Chinese teenager.
Now that the German Cup quarterfinals meet St. Pauli, the key point of defense must be on the Chinese youngster, as long as he can hold his position, St. Pauli's threat is very small.
Offenbach's kickers think so, their blockade of Zhen Shaolong is not only limited to the players following closely, their head coach's advice is, "Every player, as long as the distance is close, should pay attention to the blockade of him!" ”
"Don't let him run easily!"
"Don't give him a chance to shoot, not on the edge of the box!"
"In addition, as long as you are in the penalty area, you must follow him closely and don't give him any chance to touch the ball!"
That's how Offenbach's kickers defend.
Under such a tight blockade, the pressure faced by Zhen Shaolong is unimaginable, let alone in the penalty area, it is not easy to receive a pass on the periphery of the penalty area.
After several attempts to retreat, he simply gave up.
When standing near the penalty area, he can't catch the ball at all, and even can't touch the ball, because there are at least two defenders around him, and when the "Preview" effect is activated, he can't rush over at the first time, even if the distance is only a short three meters.
“……”
Zhen Shaolong felt helpless.
The opponent is just Offenbach kicker, a mid-table team in the Bundesliga, and defending against him can do that, but what if the opponent is Hertha Berlin?
Want to score goals?
Impossible!
Zhen Shaolong discovered the limitations of "Nirvana" and "Foreknowledge", the effects of both skills are very buggy, but if you want to use the effect, you also have a certain performance-
"Nirvana" is about touching the ball in a small penalty area.
"Foresight" is a bit of luck, but even if you anticipate a good opportunity, if you want to score the ball, you need to rush over, have space to shoot, and then use your shooting skills to score the ball.
The premise of making the skill have an effect is that you have a certain strength.
Think about it......
Such skills are absolutely unthinkable for those top strikers, no, even for the stupid Felix Luz, who could easily become the top scorer in the Bundesliga, or even the top scorer in the Bundesliga.
If you put it on yourself and are severely targeted by the other party, it will be difficult to use it.
What a gap!
Zhen Shaolong looked at Luz, who was working hard next to him, and suddenly felt a little ashamed in his heart, but soon his thoughts became, "What's the matter, look for an opportunity in a while, you must activate new skills!" ”
New skills, new means!
As long as you have new skills, is the lack of ability still a problem?
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The Offenbach kickers have been outstanding, limiting Zhen Shaolong on the defensive end and making successive gains on the offensive end.
In the 29th and 37th minutes, Offenbach kickers scored a goal each to give the away side a two-goal lead, but Felix Luz also did well, heading St. Pauli back just before half-time.
1 to 2.
That's the score of the first half.
When he left the field at the end of the first half, Felix Luz held his head up proudly, as if to say, "See? I scored, you didn't. ”
Zhen Shaolong ignored this stupid guy, walked out of the stadium and walked towards the fan stands.
Halfway through, he hesitated.
Thinking back to what happened before the game, and then seeing the female fans waiting there, their eyes lit up, he felt that it was not a wise decision to go to the fan stands, but he immediately put his feelings aside when he thought that the 'Skill Acquisition Mission' could help him acquire a new skill.
"It's the last time!"
Zhen Shaolong made up his mind, and he suddenly saw a female reporter at the edge of the mixed area in the distance of the passage, waving towards this side constantly, shouting something.
He changed his mind.
Only one is missing!
"Maybe a journalist fan can too?" Zhen Shaolong walked over quickly, and when he got closer, he realized that it was a familiar female reporter--
Maria.
Maria is still in that professional outfit, still standing up to the amazing peak, she seems to have been prepared for Zhen Shaolong's gaze, and she proudly stood up.
Up and down.
Sway!
Zhen Shaolong was almost dazzled.
Maria beckoned and shouted, "Can you interview me?" There was fire in her eyes.
Zhen Shaolong's mind turned, and he knew that Maria had no good intentions, even if she was doing an interview, she would definitely ask controversial questions, because there were contradictions between them, and it could not be said that the relationship was on the same footing, and it was not good enough to be interviewed normally, but he still walked over and said sincerely, "Yes, the premise is that you want to give me a kiss, just like those female fans ......"
Maria's eyes widened, she didn't expect the other party to make such a request.
She was a little angry.
However, thinking that she could exchange it for a chance to ask a question, she felt that the opportunity for revenge had arrived, so she resisted the urge to scold angrily, and her stiff neck bent down slightly.
Come on!
Zhen Shaolong stretched his face over.
Looking at the face up close, Maria felt the urge to slap it, but she eventually touched it with her lips.
"It feels pretty good. Warm and warm, I didn't expect this woman's kiss to be a little tempting......"
Zhen Shaolong had a good experience, and the next moment he was prompted by the system, "You have completed the skill acquisition task......"
"That's it!"
Zhen Shaolong said immediately.
Maria exhaled lightly and immediately said expectantly, "Can I ask questions?" ”
'Of course you can, but I decided to refuse to answer because it's half-time and you see, my team-mates are here and I'm going back to the dressing room. No player can delay a game because of an interview, and I'm a very professional footballer. ”
Zhen Shaolong replied with a decent face, so that Boer, who followed behind him, couldn't help but give a thumbs up.
That's a good point!
Maria was going mad.
When Zhen Shaolong and Boer walked away together, Maria couldn't help but scold anymore, "Bastard! Don't be credited! How can you do that! ”
"Shame! Shame on footballers, shame on St. Pauli ......"
Bol glanced back and couldn't help but ask, "What's wrong with her?" Just don't give interviews, don't you have to? ”
Zhen Shaolong shrugged his shoulders and said, "Who knows?" Maybe menopause has arrived. ”