Article 807

"Hey, shouldn't this new human plane have a temperature regulation system inside? Why is it so cold, it seems that they should be in good health, and the temperature is too low......" Yu Bei looked left and right.

"Hah, yes, I feel very comfortable?" Zhuang Zheng deliberately pretended to be stupid, and Yubei's hint was quite obvious, obviously emphasizing how cold the joke of Zhuangyan was.

"By the way, I think a new rule should be added, whoever tells a joke that dissatisfies others, he will sing, this rule takes effect immediately, including those who have already told jokes, Lao Shan's jokes needless to say, everyone laughs before and after, obviously very qualified, but some people ......" Yu Bei said indifferently.

Two minutes later, the cabin was filled with solemn and unassuming singing......

"Brother Bei, isn't it a good idea to let Brother Zhuang Yan sing?" Qin's complexion changed slightly, towards North Henan.

"Ah, I think it's okay, it's just that this guy did it on purpose." North Henan Province.

"yes, what do you mean by that?" Qin Yi was slightly puzzled, how could he feel solemn that this guy was singing so badly.

"Actually, when he joined us, he sang once, and although I didn't understand music, I knew he sang well, but he didn't know why he didn't sing well." Li Tushan shook his head and said.

"I only sang that one well, I haven't said it several times, chance doesn't represent the truth." Solemn explained.

"Then why didn't you just sing that song? Do you have to sing so badly to hurt us? Li pulled out the mountain and raised his eyebrows.

"I'm tired of singing that song, and you have to sing it, so what's the harm or not harm...... solemn and vague, and everyone else tacitly stopped at the point.

And Qin Yi secretly thought that this guy is probably a person with a story, but who doesn't have a story? It's just that his story is a good story for some, not a good story for some, not even a story.

Zhuang Yan didn't plan to take the following, and no one else continued to plan to force him, and then it was the turn of Yubei, who told a decent joke, not so hilarious, but at least not as cold as Zhuang Zheng, and it was qualified.

And when it was Qin Yi's turn, Qin Yi hesitated, poured poisonous chicken soup on others, and hit others, but he was not good at telling jokes, and after thinking about it for a long time, he finally felt that it was better to tell the joke that he had always regarded as the bottom of the box.

"Once upon a time there was a match, and one day his head was itchy, and he scratched his head, so he set himself on fire......" Qin Yi told this extremely cold joke in a serious tone, but the others didn't seem to have heard this joke, and actually laughed very happily.

Qin Yi saw that they didn't look like the kind of deliberate laughter, they laughed quite sincerely, which made Qin Yi a little suspicious, although this joke was indeed a joke at the bottom of the box, but it was not so funny, it was just generally funny, why would other people laugh so happily.

The others laughed very happily unexpectedly in Qin Yi, and Qin Yi naturally avoided singing, Qin Yi is a guy who can do anything, even in music, he can get started with some oriental and Western musical instruments, and he plays the piano decently, but he doesn't sing.

It stands to reason that if he has a certain understanding of music, he shouldn't be incomplete in five tones, but he really can't sing, and singing a song, it is already very commendable to have a sentence that is almost in tune.

Next, there were several rounds of such joke competitions, and in the end, except for the strength of the mountain, everyone else basically sang at least one song, and I don't know how many rounds later, the plane began to have a slight vibration, this vibration from the beginning of the slight, but after that, it continued to increase, obviously means that some unexpected situation has occurred.

It's easy to guess this situation, it's basically the interception of the new humans in place.

"I automatically skipped the course they planned, and it was only a matter of time before I was found, but if I didn't skip the course they planned, not only would I waste time waiting for the investigation, but I would also have to be discovered when the time came......," he said solemnly, "There are at least five enemy planes biting our tails now...... The enemy doesn't pay much attention to us, and if there are five enemy planes, it's not that they can't deal with it, it's just that it will take some time......"

"Okay, then please." Yu Bei nodded, his expression was very solemn.

The tone of the solemn side is rarely serious, he is also serious, his driving skills are very strong, even if he is driving a fighter with high technology content and complex operation, he can quickly master it.

At this time, the few people inside the fighter plane knew too well the situation outside, and they only knew that they were on a par with the fighters of the other team, and there were five enemy planes chasing them behind them.

The firepower of the enemy planes was not very intensive, after all, although everyone was out of the channel at this time, the enemy was also hindered by the nearby channel, and did not use too powerful weapons and equipment, and only used conventional airborne missiles to attack.

And because the plane was flying at ultra-high speed at this time, conventional weapons were generally difficult to hit, and the enemy's attack basically missed, and even if it did not miss, it was dodged by the pilots of the two fighters through excellent piloting skills.

The fighters of the new humans naturally also have other mounted weapons, but the conditions of use are limited, and they are not suitable for use in ultra-high-speed flight, and the new humans have not developed new weapons to deal with the fighters of ultra-high-speed flight, because the old humans have not mastered this technology, and they do not need to bother to deal with enemies that do not exist.

And if their own fighters were plundered, this was not in their consideration, in their opinion, it was basically impossible for the old humans to do this, and they had no idea of dealing with their companions in the first place, so the enemy fighters were basically not much of a threat to several players.

But although there is no deadly threat, there are other threats, in order to dodge the enemy's various attacks as much as possible, the two fighters are constantly detouring, so it takes a lot of time, but the advantage is that you don't have to worry about being hit by the enemy's attack.

Although it may take several times longer to dodge than before, and there is also the possibility of new enemies in the process, although the new humans have always taken a contemptuous attitude towards the old humans, it is also one of their traits to pay attention to the need.

"What if they have a new enemy coming in the middle of the way......" Qin Yi said in a deep voice.

"Two to four or so more enemy planes may come...... However, I think before that we can get rid of most of the current enemies, and even if there are more than a dozen at once, we will not have a chance to get out of the way. He said solemnly, revealing a faint confidence in his indifferent tone.

Qin Yi liked this trait very much.

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