Chapter Two Hundred and Two: Stupid

Qinli Villa, at the foot of the mountain, elf camp.

"Hey." Chigami said coldly: "Heroes may be stupid, but in the end, not every stupid person can become a hero." ”

Bald Eagle looked at Chishang, and smiled slightly sneering: "You have a hero complex? Oh, have I hurt your weak heart? I'm so sorry. ”

"You'll never understand, war tycoon." Focused on biting the last four words, a thousand smiles.

"I'm smart enough to make me understand things ten times more than you, you might as well talk about it." The bald eagle tilted its face and raised a finger arrogantly.

"Every action you do is made after thinking about it, so you only do what is reasonable. Madness has nothing to do with you. However, the hero – the 'stupid' as you call it – never thinks about what is reasonable or not, he only thinks about whether it should be done or not. For example, you'll never do something as stupid as breaking off the team and letting the team retreat first. ”

"I feel like even if I'm not in the army but in a damn five-man regiment, I'm still the more important one. If there is a so-called order of abandonment, there is no doubt that I will save it until the end, and the others should be cut off for me. ”

Chigami smiled and shook his head: "It's a shame that you can say such selfish things." ”

The bald eagle yawned and turned his head away, as if too lazy to discuss such a non-nutritious topic: "Let me sacrifice is the damage to the public." Forget it, even if I explain my importance to you, it's just playing the piano to the cow. ”

Chigami left decisively and walked to the other side of the camp: "It's the first time I've hated someone so much. You're so pathetic that you haven't had a chance to be a hero in your life. ”

Bald Eagle muttered, "'You're pathetic'...... God, it's time for the Education Bureau to show that the next generation in America needs to develop the right values. Tsk, I feel like my IQ has decreased. ”

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Maritime.

The moment the Lancang Dragon King arrived, Captain Pisa was indeed surprised and delighted, but after the surprise, he fell into a deep uneasiness. He really didn't want to hear what Lord Jiang Huahuo would say next:

Hero-level strength, can't handle a second-turn professional?

A whole fleet, entangled in merfolk of less than five hundred people?

A small war, and I want to go out?

Are you embarrassed?

Do you still have shame?!

……

However, Jiang Huahuo did not say these words to him, and even when his eyes met, he only conveyed concern and kindness, which was not the eyes of superiors holding down subordinates, but the eyes of friends helping friends. Captain Pisa suddenly understood that after so many years, Jiang Huahuo has never changed.

The whirlpool slowly subsided, and the [Water Realm Shift] ended.

Jiang Huahuo, who came across the ocean, stood on the sea, facing the large number of mermaids, and sighed for a long time: "I have to think about how to treat you." If you were human, I would beat you up; If you were fish, I would have to laugh and forget about this unpleasant thing. But you're mermaids! I'm going to take a compromise and beat you up before I forget about it. ”

Soap Bubble Muran: "Your jokes are so cold." ”

"Hahaha, although I also know this fact, don't you say it!" Jiang Huahuo took a step forward, and the sea immediately drummed! All the ships of blood and bones were pushed far away by the waves, and the fish people were stuck in glue and couldn't move!

Then, Jiang Huahuo took out a white-on-black chessboard from his sleeve and threw it into the sea! Suddenly, some kind of void and existing force field covered tens of thousands of sea areas, creating an independent small world in the entire plane! Red and black dragon beast statues float slowly from the waves, and the electric light outlines them white, making their fangs and claws even more terrifying!

In the next instant, the area turned from sea water to lava! In the scornful steam, several female merfolk players with low physique screamed and turned into torches as their fat was ignited! Although the merfolk are invincible in the water, they can't survive even a minute in lava! And the dragon beast statue comes to life, like a fish in water in the lava, catching merfolk everywhere!

"This is the 'Ancestral Dragon Battlefield', retreat!" Soap bubbles shouted as the trident thumped, parting the lava, revealing the boiling waters below. He was about to go headlong, but he did not move slightly, because the lava immediately converged, leaving him without a chance.

[Water Realm Shifting].

Jiang Huahuo appeared behind the soap bubble, and his hand was already pressed on the back of the soap bubble's head and pressed down. Phew! Soap bubbles struggled in agony, and burnt smoke wafted from both sides of his cheeks.

A thunderbolt across the sky!

In the electric light, Jiang Huahuo's face was extremely hideous. He lifted the soap bubble up, and then slammed it down! Lift it up, press it down! Lift it up, press it down! After being abused again and again, Jiang Huahuo twisted the soap bubble's face hard, and laughed: "Boy, if you endure it obediently, maybe my breath will be gone." ”

Soapbubble's skin has been covered in scales, and even its eyes are protected by transparent eyes, not damaged by lava at all. He just stared at Jiang Huahuo stubbornly, so brave that it seemed that a mouthful of spit flew at any time: "What do you want?" ”

"I haven't used it in a long time......"

Jiang Huahuo's nails suddenly lengthened and inserted into the neck of the soap bubble, and the scale armor that could resist magma was no different from tissue paper in front of the nails. Within a second, the soap bubble was stunned, his body became thinner and his skin was wrinkled. He couldn't stand up, so he could only say weakly: "You ......"

[Capture the water]. 70% of a living organism is water, and Jiang Huahuo can take it all.

"It's not over yet." Jiang Huahuo said softly, and then tossed up the soap bubbles that had become dried fish, and turned into a one-horned black dragon! His tone also changed, wild and tyrannical, spewing the salty smell of a tsunami: "Hahahaha! Didn't anyone tell you? If you want to mess around on the sea, don't mess with me! ”

With just one bite, the black dragon swallowed the soap bubble into its belly, [devouring], [killing souls]! The king of mermaids who was beautiful one minute, and the next minute there is not even a slag left! Immediately afterwards, the lava turned back into seawater, and a whirlpool with a diameter of three kilometers was generated, and countless mermaids and sea monsters were involuntarily swept towards the center of the whirlpool, and none of them could escape! Waiting for them is a dragon head with its mouth wide open!

[Neptune Festival], the notorious fireworks of the Sea Demon River in the past, the stunt of dominating the sea!

"It's scary...... How could an adult show up in person? At a safe distance of three kilometers, the first mate asked Captain Pisa while observing the situation in the center of the whirlpool with a telescope.

"When I had to part with the Lanhui, I received an emergency signal. Maybe he thinks we're in danger, so he rushes over. Captain Pisa stroked the side and sighed, his eyes gloomy: "It's too much of a failure, you shouldn't bother the adults at all...... Fuck, what are you waiting for! Sail and move forward! Then I'm going to rush to another battlefield, give me some energy! ”

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Reef Islands, mermaid city-states.

It's already stormy here.

It's an interesting city, just like Venice, with half of it soaked in water. The size of the door is very special, two meters above the water and two meters below the water. None of the houses had wooden or iron doors installed, but seaweed was used as a curtain. If one is invited into these rooms, they will find that the space in the room is also half seawater and half air, which is most suitable for merfolk or amphibian orcs. Many of the houses are made of huge hollowed-out shells that are strong enough and large enough to convince you of Atlantis and other legends related to the sea.

The palace is the same, half cut into the water, but it is not built of shells. It is made of finely finished white marble, and the architectural style is so Athenian that it is enough to restore Crete in the 20th century BC. It must have been quite old, as the palace was littered with large corals three meters high. The corridors are lined with lifelike stone sculptures, all of which are unwieldy, muscular mermaid warriors, armed with spears or chariots, frozen in history thousands of years ago, and of course now covered with barnacles, which have become new history. There are also reliefs on the wall behind the statue of the warrior, and although it has been badly eroded, it is still possible to identify three crops: grapes, olives and citrus, giving a glimpse of one of the corners of the mermaid empire that was hidden behind history.

If you visit the mermaid city-state in person, historians can make a great new discovery: although the mermaid empire is only Atlantis in the strict sense of the word, the merfolk must have had a thriving maritime trade route or an incomparably strong pioneering spirit to leave the ruins of palaces on the reef islands far across the ocean. From all indications, it can be seen that the mermaid empire in the past is by no means inferior to the elven royal court. But then again, no matter how powerful the mermaid empire is, it still falls, and creation is really impermanent.

The successor of the Mermaid Empire, the "Luoyin" soap bubble is in the main hall of the palace. The main hall is rectangular, and the finely carved marble pillars support the dome, which looks very grand and dignified. If a mathematician had been there, he would have known that the design principle of the main hall included the law of the golden section. And the throne is at the golden section point, so it naturally becomes the focus of the audience. The throne was carved from a single piece of jade, translucent, turquoise throughout, containing impurities and bubbles like fish the size of a fingernail. The water has flooded the seat of the throne, but not the armrest of the throne, allowing the soap bubble to sit on it in the form of a merfolk.

The main hall was full of mermaid players, and they gathered together in groups of three or five, with a sad face and gossiping: "What should I do, this time I will mess with someone who shouldn't be messed with!" Jiang Huahuo will lead his troops to attack! "Why don't you surrender to him?" "You're talking about shit, will that kind of devil accept surrender?"

When people are panicking, only the soap bubbles stand still.

He sat on the jade throne, gnashed his nails hard, showed a heartfelt smile, and said to the man who was not in front of him: "Sooner or later, I will be as majestic as you, so that every inch of sea water is my territory!" How long will we have to wait, how long will we have to wait?! I can't wait any longer! ”