In Azeroth, there are many stories about the devil, and most of these stories are similar to those of desperate or greedy mortals who foolishly make deals with the devil in pursuit of something, wealth, power, or fate, only to end up with a bad death.

Of course, 90% of these stories are from the hands of the church, and their purpose is very simple, that is, to lead people to good, in order to wake up the world, never get close to evil, let alone actively collude with evil, but such stories can only scare children, for adults, in this society of rampant desires, there are many things worth seeking, and as long as you get a good result, selling your soul is not an unacceptable thing.

However, these self-inflicted clevers tend to forget the worst endings of children's prophecies, and everyone thinks they are smart enough, or lucky enough to get out of that misfortune.

Actually, they can't...

In the sacred halls left behind by the Titans, face the not-so-funny joke of Tyrion, whether it is the archmage Ansrem. Ruinvivol, or his unassuming daughter Catherine, or the archmage's cheap son-in-law Harrison. Dr. Jones, everyone felt a shudder with an evil aura.

Behind Tyrion, a mocking smile appeared on the indifferent face of the head of the Darkblade Intelligence Bureau, Lady Mavi, as if to mock the ignorance and fearlessness of these humans, while Archmage Ronin, who was sitting on the other side, yawned boredly... The scene is familiar, like in the dungeons of Grimbaatar, when Tyrion tricked him and Alfonso into using language traps. Thunder is like a life-and-death struggle.

Oh, speaking of which, Ronin suddenly remembered that he hadn't drunk with his old friend Alfonso for a long time, maybe after this busy time, he should take his wife to visit his old friend in the Federation, his old friend Alfonso is now the regional air force commander of the Federation in the Kazmodan district, and I heard that he also formed a family with another undead female dwarf... Also adopted a dwarf daughter.

But again, after all these years, the bad taste of this bastard of Tyrion has not changed... And this bad problem has a tendency to become more and more serious.

"Huh?"

After waiting for a few minutes, but there was no response from the three of them, the Great Lord leaned back with some confusion, the dark blue death energy quickly entwined in the air, and quickly formed a cold ice throne shining with a cold breath, Tyrion sat on the throne, holding the Staff of Mist in his left hand, he looked at the three people in front of him with his dark blue eyes, and he whispered:

"Have you thought about it? Which one do you choose? ”

"Or, you need me to help you make a choice... Personally, I'm more inclined to the third option..."

An evil glint flashed in the Great Lord's eyes, and he playfully said:

"When I transform an archmage like you into a Death Lord, and then order the mighty you to storm the country of your birth with ruthless undead soldiers, mercilessly suppressing the stupid humans who oppose me, when their blood soaks the entire city, when those stupid human kings are beheaded by you, I will feel... Very, very pleasant, Archmage Ansleem, you, will you be happy for this? ”

"I..."

The archmage's fingers tightened his fire staff, and a glimmer of fish and net flashed in his old eyes, but just as he was about to cast the spell, Mavi's cold voice reached his ears, and the cold of the blade that seeped into the bone marrow also made him stop the beating of his fingers along his neck.

"The Great Lord is asking you... Master, what is your answer? ”

"Alright, Mavi."

The High Lord shook his hand, and the high-ranking agent Mavi. The Song of Shadows returned to its place once again in the glow of the shadows, and Tyrion whispered:

"Don't make the atmosphere so tense, it's a happy thing, two mortals who are pursuing eternal life will get the "gift" they want today, the taste of dreams is always sweet... Looks like Archmage Ansrem needs to think about it, I understand, so let's ask Miss Catherine. ”

Tyrion turned his gaze to the trembling Catherine again, and he looked at the beautiful female pirate in front of him, and he rubbed his chin with his fingers:

"Women love beauty, so I think Miss Catherine will choose the second one... From now on, you will wake up from your sleep every day, you will not be mad because of an extra wrinkle on your face, every time you fall asleep, you will not worry about having dark circles because of the all-night party, your energy will become infinitely surplus, and you can enjoy all the happiness..."

The High Lord's voice wrapped around Miss Catherine's body like a cold wind blowing in the Northland, and the cold perception was like a poisonous snake, sliding on her skin, making her feel creepy, the female pirate wanted to refuse this terrible "promise", but she couldn't even speak at this time, and on her arms and the surface of her skin, layers of frost visible to the naked eye were rapidly covering.

"Enough!"

Dr. Jones stood up bravely in a very manly posture in an extremely depressed atmosphere, he stepped forward, blocking the sight of Tyrion and his girlfriend, his body was trembling, his eyes were also a little sloppy, obviously, this helpless archaeologist was also afraid, but as a man, how could he let his wife be bullied at this moment?

"Put an end to all this evil trick."

Dr. Harrison clenched his fists, he probably guessed who the great demon in front of him was, but the blindness and impulsive power of love filled him with courage at this time, and he shouted like a beast in a trap to Tyrion in front of him:

"I'm here in place of Catherine's nightmare, come, turn me into the undead, spare my wife and her father..."

Harrison's roar made Ronin, who was sitting on the side, raise his head, and also made Mavi, who was standing in the corner watching the play, squint his eyes, and the corners of the big lord's mouth showed a strange smile, but in an instant, he pretended to be very annoyed and looked at the human in front of him, like a villain who had been spoiled.

"What right do you have to ask me for "eternal life"? Harrison. Jones! ”

Tyrion's fingers swayed, and the jade bell at the top of the Staff of Mist made a crisp and ethereal sound, and he said disdainfully:

"As far as I know, you are just a pathetic person born into a noble family, with no achievements, and the things you study seem meaningless to me, and you have been yearning for a "bright" future all your life, and yet you have been living in idleness, like your ignorant compatriots crawling on the ground... Your soul is no heavier than even an ant on the scales. ”

"Get out of the way! I'll give you one last chance..."

"No!"

Harrison stubbornly raised his fist, just like he wanted to pounce and fight with the big lord, and behind him, Catherine nervously grabbed her boyfriend's arm, her heart was full of fear and remorse, but in this critical situation, there was a strange sweetness, and even a fantasy, even if she died here with Harrison, there would be no regrets.

Woman... It's such a sensual creature.

"I refuse too!"

Probably it was the cheap son-in-law's behavior that inspired the old mage who hesitated a little, the gray-haired old mage lifted his staff and stood beside Harrison, Ansrem straightened his waist at this moment, he looked at Tyrion, and the last trace of cowardice in his somewhat cloudy eyes was also dispelled, as if he had returned to the high-spirited state of his youth.

"I will die to protect my daughter, to protect my relatives, to protect my most important treasure, this is the glory that belongs to a man, but I will not steal my life because of my cowardice!"

Ansrem shouted:

"I'm a mage... Life and death have long been unable to affect me. ”

"Ah, that's a good point! You have succeeded in piquing my interest, now accept your judgment! ”

Tyrion was on the staff of the mist, and in the surging blue death mist, he rose from his throne like the Demon King of the World, his terrifying back shining in the sacred temple, like a villain about to burn the world in the midst of a raging flame, and a twisted smile on his glittering cheeks changed the faces of the three people who had made the final decision.

However, in the next moment, the Great Lord waved his left hand like a sword, and three things roared and smashed on the three people in front of him, and the cold and dead energy suddenly exploded at this moment, and in their desperate eyes, the vision in front of them became extremely dark in the next moment, as if the whole world had dimmed.

Did they just die?

Of course not!

Time seemed to stop flowing at this moment, and by the time the three of them regained consciousness, they had been thrown in the center of the vast Odum Desert, the cold moonlight shining in this dead desert at night, and the icy temperature made all three of them shiver.

"Harrison! Harrison! ”

The joy of escaping death made Catherine excitedly throw herself into the arms of her boyfriend, who was still a little dazed, and the two kissed together so affectionately, despite the fact that there was a bad old man next to her, Archmage Ansrem looked at his profligate daughter with some helplessness, he glanced at Harrison again, and then snorted very dissatisfied.

The archmage turned to leave, but at this moment, he noticed that he had an extra skull necklace studded with black gems around his neck, and when he touched the necklace, Tyrion's indifferent voice sounded in the archmage's heart:

"Thank you for your courage and your daughter's dedication to love... This terrible world is disgusting, but the good things deserve my opening up to you, and you'll regain 150 years of life, Ansrem. Reinvivol, cherish the new life... When the next time death comes, I will ask you personally if you have wasted the new life I have given you... If you really waste him, trust me, you won't wonder what kind of punishment you will suffer. ”

"Death... It's the end for you, but for me, it's just the beginning of another journey..."

And after the little couple who lingered in the cold desert kissed, they also found that there was an extra ring on their fingers that could not be removed, which was a ring made of Mithril and inlaid with blue star stones, and at the same time as they touched the ring, Tyrion's gentle voice also sounded in their hearts at the same time:

"Congratulations, Harrison. Jones, Catherine. Ruinvivor, your deviant love has withstood the test of death..."

"Here, in my capacity as the Great Lord of Death, I declare that you are married and will never be separated..."

"But, don't let me down... Don't let death down... Bless you with the best treasures in this terrible world, and protect your love as much as you protect life. ”

Harrison. Jones raised his head blankly at this moment, looking at the light veil of the two silver moons in the sky, there were two moons under the night of Azeroth, like a couple who would never be separated, he recalled the scene of facing Tyrion just now, he couldn't help but hug the beautiful woman in his arms, he let out a sigh, he whispered:

"Catherine... You and I just conquered death, right? ”

Catherine gently buried her head in Harrison's chest, and she whispered:

"It was you who conquered death, my warrior... But I'm really tired, you said before, your family still has a manor in North County? Let's go live there... I want to have a baby..."

"Good! Let's go now, let the Empire, let the Federation... To hell with that summoning letter from damn Brian! ”

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"Isn't that interesting?"

In the hall of the Origin Furnace, Luo Ning quietly finished drinking a cup of tea, he looked at the Great Lord with his eyes closed, and he whispered:

"You always like to play this set of test tricks, is it really so fun to test human nature?"

"Of course, it's a game I can't get tired of, Ronin."

Tyrion replied:

"Every time my ugly humanity is exposed in front of me, I feel indescribable satisfaction, you see, everyone is evil, and watching you evil guys criticize me for being truly evil like this in a sanctimonious manner, I can't help but laugh... But this time, I'm also very satisfied, after all, I've seen too much ugliness, and occasionally watching the family scene has a taste. ”

The Great Lord raised his wrist and looked at the time, he glanced at Luo Ning, and said to his brother-in-law:

"I heard that you and Winlessa are planning to have children? Speaking of which, you've been delaying it for too long..."

Tyrion leaned on the Staff of Mist, looking at Ronin with an embarrassed face in front of him, he shook his hand and threw something on the table in front of Ronin:

"Take it, go back to Dalaran, don't get involved in all this mess, have a few children with Winlesa as soon as possible, and then bring them to the Dark Temple for us to see, Aurelia is worried about the inheritance of the Windranger family... Rilas is really not a qualified heir, so let the child go and live his own life. ”

"Okay, okay."

Luo Ning nodded with red cheeks, and replied with some embarrassment:

"We're going to work hard, and, speaking of which, Sylvanas seems to have been a little bit more with Nathanos lately..."

"Huh? Is there a resurgence of old love? ”

Tyrion pursed his lips, then waved his hand:

"Let them be."

"With the character of the second lady, she can marry herself, and Aurelia and I are already thankful... As for who we marry, we don't really care..."

"Ronin, I know you have a hard time, but I still advise you to get out of these things with Wen Lesa as soon as possible... The people of the Windranger family are really not suitable for politics. ”

"So be it!"