Chapter 892: Beef Theory
"Then that's all for today, Wu, you have to digest it well when you go back, let's go first."
After saying that, Akara and Kane, the two crutches, strolled away, followed by the old man Farrah, and disappeared without even saying hello, what a rude guy.
"I'm hungry, go to your house to eat."
can say such shameless things after beating people in such a grandiose manner, even Doug and Seattleck can't do it, and the old drunkard's family has no semicolon.
My eyes rolled, and I already had an idea.
"Whatever, if you want to come, come along."
Turning my head away from the old drunkard, I strolled in the direction of the Mage's Guild.
When I got home, the girls seemed to be about to start their dinner, and as soon as I opened the tent door, I shouted at the top of my voice.
"Veras, Vera"
"Wrong, my lord, here you are."
Veras, who had come out of the kitchen to dry her little hands, stood meekly in front of me with moist and lovely black eyes, like a loyal puppy.
"Do you still have beef at home?"
"Well, yes, I just went with Sarah and Xiao Qinli yesterday to buy a lot of ingredients, including beef."
Veras wagged her little tail and replied quickly.
"Do you want to eat beef?"
"Well, I don't know why I suddenly want to eat it, so let's make a beef feast tonight."
"Okay, okay, I see, my lord, I'll check the materials first." β
Although she wondered why she suddenly became fond of beef, and the recipe in Veras's mind didn't seem to be my favorite beef, she nodded obediently and went back to the kitchen. I started to get busy with Linya.
"Do you think that will scare me away? That's right, I do hate cows, but if Veras made it, I'll definitely eat it for you!! β
I don't know why, the old drunkard suddenly glared at me very imposingly, and then sat on the chaise longue with a stiff ping-pong step, crossed Erlang's legs, and looked like I had eaten this overlord meal.
"By the way, Veras, is there any fresh milk? Don't forget that the jΓ¬ offal soup has a stronger flavor. β
I shouted into the kitchen.
"Wrong, I know, my lord, don't worry, we will definitely make a beef feast that you like to eat."
From the kitchen, Veras's energetic voice could be heard, and it seemed that she could imagine her rolling up her sleeves and starting to process the ingredients without any hint of it.
The kitchen is this docile girl known as a universal housewife and a perfect wife, which belongs to her domain.
"You," do you think this will scare me away? β
Although she was still stiff-mouthed, it was obvious that there was a tremor in the old woman's voice.
After a while, a rich smell of beef came from the kitchen.
His face was startled, his nose twitched, and then, the old drunkard fell silent, as if he didn't care at all, and that calm and composure made me want to admire her a little.
Of course, it's just a little, because she's survived until now because she's held her breath.
Now, viewers, let's wait and see how long the extreme breath-holding time of a domain-level jungle hunter Amazon.
"Damn, you stinky boy have made me remember."
After a while, the old drunkard left such a villainous line and fled, of course, this is not to say that she can't hold it anymore, I guess. If she wanted, she could at least hold her breath for the whole day and be fine, but there was no point in this, and when Veras brought out the large plate of beef and fresh milk, she still had to run away, and after judging this, she had to stop her stupid breath-holding behavior and hurriedly leave.!! β
With a clenched fist, I made a triumphant gesture.
"By the way, what about Sarah?"
Seeing that there were only the busy voices of Veras and Linya in the kitchen, I couldn't help but ask.
"Sarah went to pick up Sister Lena."
Veras stepped out and began to set up the table's neat plates, knives and forks.
"Hey, where's Kashya-sama?"
Seeing that the old drunkard who had come with me was gone, she tilted her head and made a lovely puzzled sound.
"Well, she kind of left beforehand." "That's a pity, I'd like to give Lord Kasha a taste of something new.
Veras waved her small fist regretfully, looking confident.
"Next time, there's definitely a chance."
I reached out and wiped it on Veras's forehead, and I thought to myself that it was a pity that I would never have this opportunity.
"Brother"
After a while, Sarah pushed Lena back, sitting in a wheelchair, Bai Zhe's small hands gently pressed a few neat books on his legs, and Lena's arrival seemed to make the cozy little tent suddenly filled with a bookish and quiet atmosphere.
"Well, Lena, are you here? What do you think? The body is fine. β
I quickly stepped forward and helped Lena to her feet.
In the past, Lena's body was still very weak, and even if she was in good condition, she could only take a walk near the tent. Almost all three meals a day are delivered by Veras, but now it is much better, even if it is a trip back and forth every day, it seems that there is no problem, so gradually, everyone at dinner will take Lena over to eat and stay, and the next morning
"Come, sit down, can you stay tonight?"
Carefully helping Lena to sit down, I asked with concern as if reading the book she had placed on her lap.
"What? My brother doesn't like me to stay? β
Putting the book aside, Lena leaned over and raised her head, winking at me with a hint of mischievous quietness.
"I look at you. Following Grandma Akara, she didn't learn anything, but she learned to make fun of her brother. β
I couldn't help but pinch her white and pretty face and laugh.
"Hehe, it's also coquettish."
Saying this, Lena seemed to be unable to withstand the cold outside, and leaned her head lightly into my arms weakly.
"If you want to be coquettish, just be coquettish" The more coquettish Lena is, doesn't it mean that I am more successful as an older brother? But don't make such creepy excuses!! β
Wrapping up Lena's cold delicate body, I couldn't help but fight a cold war and learn to be coquettish from Akara, what a chilling speech that makes people feel cold in their hearts.
"Huh."
Lena smiled softly, narrowed her eyes and stopped talking.
"And little Sarah, thank you for your hard work."
At this time, Sarah, who had returned from outside, had carefully brought a cup of hot water and put it in front of Lena. I couldn't help but stretch out my other hand and take her in my arms and kiss her beautiful face.
"Our Sarah, she's getting more and more beautiful and well-behaved."
"Yes, yes, in front of Sister Sarah, I don't dare to share my vision anymore, for fear of being hit."
Lena in her arms on the other side whispered.
"I don't have it, Sister Lena is, I envy this quiet temperament."
Sarah was shy, and drilled into my arms, and rested her head in Lena's arms, as if enjoying her serene temperament, her beautiful crimson pupils flashing with serenity.
"You look like two sisters."
Will be two. Girls rely on each other, not sisters, but they are better than sisters, I can't help but quip. When I said that, I felt more and more like it.
Isn't it?
Lena has a snow-like shiny hair color and pale white pupils. The temperament presented is quiet and elegant, and Sarah has long pink hair and fiery red pupils, usually if she purses her lips and looks a little indifferent, it will give people a feeling that she is exuding a sharp and majestic feeling from the petite Lori's body, and she is pointed directly at by a sword burning with flames.
Although the two are very different, they don't look like they were born to the same pair of parents anyway, but this almost opposite difference is when two people get together. It gives people an unexpected feeling of fusion, one is extremely quiet, the other is extremely moving, as if they complement each other.
"Sisters?"
At this time, Linya and Princess Sanwu came out with a plate of steaming beef delicacies, and happened to hear my words, and couldn't help but cast puzzled eyes into my arms.
"Look at it this way. It's kind of like that. β
Linya obviously agreed with my point of view, and even Princess Sanwu nodded subtly.
"We're here for dinner."
That's when it happened. Seattleck's loud voice suddenly came from outside the door, and since he heard Douger's bold declaration of rubbing rice, he had also learned a lot, and his indirect skin had become thicker.
Naturally following him was Carlos, looking at the dust on the two of them, it seemed that after the meeting, they seemed to have gone to the practice ground again.
These two are what. Guy, who is anxious to break through the bottleneck and ascend to the realm realm, is about to become a practice maniac.
"I'm sorry. I'm bothering you again. β
Carlos is more polite, but Cartier is not there, a big man lives, he seems to be too lazy to take care of life, and after he is busy practicing, he simply eats and drinks behind Seattle, there is a danger of depravity, it seems that Kagel has to be brought back and let her take a good look at her father's current sloppy appearance, so that Carlos can suddenly come to his senses and return to the right path of the housekeeper.
"Yo, you guys,"
Seattleck's eyes rolled and he saw me, and naturally there was Lena and Sarah, who were both in my arms and leaning on each other.
"Yo, Senior Brother Wu, have you finally stretched out your claws to Lena?"
Glaring for a moment, Seattlek heartily cracked his snow-white teeth and smiled at me with a thumbs up.
This, what a rude thing to say, is this guy purely here to find fault? Do you want me to pour that hot offal soup out of his ass on the table?
Hearing Seattle's rude speech, I forgot even my anger.
Master Seattle laughed.
It was Lena, who deserved to be a smart and clever literary girl, and did not show a trace of panic because of Seattleck's abrupt speech, raised her head slightly from her arms, glanced at the other party, and said softly with a quiet smile on her face.
"Isn't it normal for brothers and sisters to love each other?"
"Yes, yes, that's it, it's your dirty mind and soul that is lustful."
I hurriedly answered Lena's gaze and raised my eyebrows at Seattlek.
"Really?"
Seattle's big bald head tilted, revealing a puzzled look, how to look at these two brothers and sisters, the stupid senior brother Wu doesn't care, especially Lena's cousin, no matter how you look at it, it's too good, so good that the impression that strangers see at first glance is definitely a couple rather than brother and sister.
The intuition of the adventurer is very sharp.
"Boom, Boom"
Suddenly, Seattleck gave up his search, his face changed, his nose wrinkled slightly, and he sniffed violently.
"The smell," it shouldn't be
"That's right, this menacing gustatory attack"
Even Carlos, who was always calm, had a sidelined face and covered his nose.
The two of them threw the rice on the table, and the beef delicacies that had been prepared were boiled and cooked
"Senior Brother Wu, I'll eat these tonight, nothing else."
Clenching his nose tightly, Seattle asked angrily.
"Well, there are a few more dishes, roast beef. Stewed vegetable beef soup, fresh milk tea,"
I started counting with my hands, and before I could finish counting, Seattle turned a corner.
"Forget it, I suddenly want to be in a hurry, forget it tonight, you can enjoy it slowly."
As he spoke, the big barbarian turned into a gust of wind and ran away.
"Ahem, I suddenly miss the taste of jerky, I'm sorry to disturb everyone."
Carlos followed and ran without looking back. The actions of the two of them are inexplicable to everyone, except for me, of course.
Well, because these two guys are geniuses.
I looked at it from afar, and it seemed that today's dinner was destined to be just us.
"Ahh As soon as such a thought arose, there was a genuine declaration of rubbing rice outside, needless to say, it must be Doug's guy, if he appeared, the strip trio would definitely not be able to escape.
Sure enough, following the big Doug, Lal and Geef also walked in cheekily as if it were their home, and the last one to come in was Aunt Lisa.
"I'm sorry, it's too boring to eat with these fools, so count me in."
Aunt Lisa looked at us, folded her palms, and winked playfully.
Ahem, how to describe it? It probably means that if there are other onlookers who don't know the truth, and see Aunt Lisa's current appearance, their saliva is overflowing, and I told them that in fact, this is Uncle Laar's daughter, and they will believe it.
Of course, if you are deceived by Aunt Lisa's young and beautiful appearance, and forget that when she is angry, but it is more terrifying than Veras, then you are unlucky, the kitchen knife that has been practiced for more than ten years is in her hands, fast and accurate, if you want to cut Ral's scalp, you can cut Ral's scalp, and if you want to cut off Ral's two hairs, you will definitely not cut one more or one less, not inferior to the adventurer, I even suspect that Sarah's swordsmanship talent is derived from Aunt Lisa's one-handed kitchen knife work.
"Oh, oops, I'm relieved to see my daughter and my husband so affectionate."
Seeing Sarah rubbing into my arms, Aunt Lisa's eyes lit up and she became happy.
"When are you going to have a baby? Sue sΓΉ me, sue sΓΉ me. β
Seeing that her mother looked excited about her grandson, Sarah couldn't help but blush, swooped out of my arms, and fled to her room.
"Alas, my daughter is still so shy, this is not good, there is no style of mine at all, women, you have to work hard to get pregnant."
Seeing the back of her daughter fleeing from the wilderness, Aunt Lisa sighed.
I think if you have the grace, it's my turn to have a headache.
Hearing what Aunt Lisa said earlier, and then came a strong speech, I couldn't help but cry.
I'm a little sorry for Aunt Lisa, but Sarah, don't be your mother in the future.
"Pregnant" conceived pregnancy?!!!! You kid! Say! What exactly do you want to do to my baby girl? Or has something already been done?! You beast! Scum! β
Ral's daughter burst out in full force, holding my collar and shaking it vigorously.
"Don't you think it's rude to say such things to your son-in-law? Kiss?! Love?! Target?! β
With a whoosh, a kitchen knife grazed Ral's neck in millimeter increments, followed by Aunt Lisa's gentle creepy smile and tone from behind him.
As if he had been immobilized, Ral's entire body stiffened, the sweat on his forehead was like rain, and his face became miserable.
"I, my daughter, have been defiled like this, and I am still pregnant, woo woo heart woo"
In the end, this child still succumbed to Aunt Lisa's obscenity, and squatted in the corner with a pale back and kept drawing circles, as if he was saying something cursing me.
"Wu, don't pay attention to that guy, come on."
Putting the kitchen knife away, Aunt Lisa gave me a thumbs up.
Uh" Actually, I'm curious about what she wants to cheer me on, but I always think it's very dangerous to ask for it, so I'll forget it.
The other two members of the strip trio don't pay any attention to the fact that their boss is at the biggest low point in their lives, and it is very likely that they will collapse into an autistic house that despairs of the world, and the two of them salivate, staring at the dining table, if it weren't for Aunt Lisa's kitchen knife, they would probably be sticking out their claws on the food above.
"Is beef really that good?"
Looking at the way the two of them swallowed their saliva, I couldn't help but ask.
Still staring at the table, they nodded in unison.
"Yes, of course yes, is there any problem?"
"No,"
When I think back to the old drunkard, Seattleck, and Carlos running away, I can't help but look away.
You can really see the difference between an ordinary person and a genius from a piece of beef, and I've discovered a terrible beef theory!!
At this moment, I was deeply struck by my erudition.
I didn't expect to have time to update tonight, uh, it was.