"Skimmed"

As if the newborn calf was not afraid of tigers, the children in rough linen clothes grimaced at Icalem and ran out of the castle.

"Weiwei, let's go first, let's play together next time."

"Goodbye!"

Weiwei and the children greeted each other, just like friends who were temporarily separated because their mother called them home for dinner.

"You fools, call you Princess Vivi! Call the princess! ”

The captain of the Kingdom Guard roared hysterically, but no one listened to him.

Those few commoner children were able to use the palace as their own back garden, thanks to the fact that the king of this country was not a fierce tiger, otherwise even the most daring calf would have been eaten.

The king of this country, "Neferutali Kobra", is so merciful, so merciful that he doesn't look like a king at all, but like a warm-hearted uncle next door, and a little childish.

"Love the people like a son" is just an adjective for other gentlemen, but Kobra really loves the people like a child - when the commoner child and his daughter Vivi are in a conflict and even when Vivi is beaten and cried, Kobra will laugh it off, thinking that it is just a mess between children.

That's why those kids dared to use the palace as their own back garden.

Ikalem picked Vivi up and sat on his shoulder, and Vivi rubbed Icalem's weird curls: "The crown has fallen, wouldn't it be nice to pick it up again!" ”

"Princess Vivi, you can't mess around here."

Ikalem was taken aback by Vivi and hurriedly pulled her hand away, before explaining with a sigh of relief: "This is just a metaphor, that is, as a king, you must not bow to the commoners. ”

"Where is my father? Why didn't my father come to play with me today? ”

As if deliberately interrupted, Vivi abruptly changed the subject.

Ikalem sighed, this father and daughter are really, how can they not learn the majesty of being a royal family, "The king is receiving the envoy of the navy. ”

……

"Sending off!"

Kobra's love for the people was not weak, and it was evident from his tough attitude towards the naval envoy at this time that the king was still very dignified at certain moments.

A navy with a big red nose smiled: "Mr. King, don't be in such a hurry to rush people"

The letter he wrote to the five old stars was lost in the sea, and the navy still wants the formula of "Hao Shui"?

How can it be!

Are they dreaming?!

"Even if you say it is fanciful, I will not agree to your request, come on, blast this navy out for me!"

Kobra's face was gloomy, and he looked particularly uncomfortable to Bucky.

It is no wonder that Valpo targeted him at the World Conference, the king's tough attitude was called majesty in the eyes of his own family, and in the eyes of outsiders it was another word - "brutality".

The patron saint of Alabastan and the two lieutenants of the Kingdom Guard, Bell of the Falcon and Gaka of the Jackal stopped in front of Bucky.

"Please."

In the corner, Princess Vivi and Ekalem are sneaking a peek at the Navy Emissary.

Ikalem still didn't give up: "Princess Vivi, did you see it?" How majestic the king was, I told you a long time ago that a king will not bow his head. ”

Princess Vivi didn't buy it: "Father's decision is not the same thing as what you just said, Ikalem!" ”

"Don't send it!"

"Bang!"

The gates of the kingdom were slammed shut.

"Whew!"

Bucky scolded on the spot.

"What the hell!"

"I've told you all the good things I have to say, and I've slapped you with a lot of sycophants, and my face is about to stiffen with laughter, why don't you fucking eat oil and salt?"

"What do you think you are? Why do you want to send off guests? If it weren't for the fact that there was a document on it not to attack you, do you think those two pieces of waste under your command could be Lao Tzu's opponents? ”

"What garbage king, waste country, such a big land, the patron saints are those two things? Our Navy Headquarters' Major will be able to beat those two pieces of waste! What is there to be arrogant about a country protected by pirates! ”

"I don't understand, why would the government be so respectful to you in such a waste king and waste country?"

"A king's army composed purely of weak chickens, and one day a slightly more powerful pirate group will let you die!"

"Counting on that Sand Crocodile who eats people and doesn't spit out bones? I think you're blind! ”

“……”

It can be seen that Bucky is really angry.

The last time he slapped someone else's ass in a low voice was a few years ago when he treated Chief Hailan.

But the value of that sycophancy, the return brought by Chief Hailan is sufficient.

Bucky hadn't eaten this kind of deflated since he became a navy.

In other places, the local commoners and nobles worshipped him as a "hero", and when they got here, they drove him out like garbage.

Bucky really wanted to kill this Kobra.

It's a pity that just think about it.

Back at the hotel, Bucky pulled out a phone bug: "Captain Hailan, oh woo woo that Kobra is really not a thing, I really can't complete this task"

A handful of snot and a handful of tears, it is really sad for the hearer to cry for the listener.

Invite credit in disguise

After listening to Bucky's crying, Hai Lanle said, "Okay, I understand, you come back, I'll figure out a way." ”

This Bucky fooled me

Hailan naturally knew that Bucky's crying was acted.

But since even Bucky has failed, then this does illustrate a problem: this Kobra is not easy to attack.

"Kobra Alabastan Alabastan"

Kerra's voice suddenly sounded in Hailan's ears: "I heard Uncle Kong Ming say that Alabastan has been experiencing drought recently, and many oases have become deserts. ”

"Drought?"

"By the way, wouldn't it be better if you went to ask Admiral Kuzan?"

"Don't I'm not so face-saving"

In fact, as long as Hailan can pay a sufficient price, he can still invite the pheasant.

It's just that this matter is not worth such a big effort from him.

Alabastan is a huge country, and if you want to completely solve the problem of "desertification", even pheasants will have to spend a lot of effort and a lot of time, and they may not succeed.

Just for the recipe of Haoshui (the name of the forbidden drug), I have to owe the pheasant a great favor?

Shirahoshi is the Sea King, which is worth associating.

Could it be that there can still be a king of Hades or a king of heaven in Alabastan?

No kidding.

"Navy Six is good"

Songs sung by Brooke and Bucky, of course, were now sung by drunken Navy soldiers and Aquamans.

Bucky?

"Navy Six Styles Good"?

When these two things were linked, Hailan suddenly thought of someone - didn't a ninja who had eaten the "Lush Fruit" just join the navy some time ago?

After Kabaji's review and Bucky's recommendation, Zefa has decided to recruit this ninja into the latest Navy Elite Training Camp.

Talent!

Absolute afforestation and desertification professionals!

"This Bucky is really, anyone can be recruited, it's just a blessing for me!"

。 m.