Chapter 285: You're Still Smiling (Second Update)
"Baa, I'm coming!"
With a roar, a large, gentle creature suddenly jumped off the river.
was led by this Heisei man, and several other people also followed him into the river to find his wife.
After seeing the video circulating in the circle, countless men rushed to Kandagawa, Chiba, Gunma, Yokohama, Shizuoka, Yamanashi, etc., all of them united under the same great banner regardless of class or region.
"What the is this for?" Kiyomi Shizushima wants to mobilize the police in Tokyo now and expel all the people who are in the way.
Thousands of men gathered around the river what is this for, drinking water? Fetching water?
Has Tokyo's water and transportation system gone back hundreds of years to the level of the Edo period?
Kiyomi Frost Island was still thinking about how to expel the crowd, but the operator next to her tricked up three bottles from the official car.
A large bottle of mineral water in a barrel, is there such a thing in an official car.
Before the operator could explain, Kiyomi Yujima saw him holding three buckets and squeezing towards the river.
"Section Chief! I'm going to fetch three buckets of water! ”
"Why three buckets of water?!"
"Because a bucket is used, a bucket is collected, and a bucket is preserved......"
This is the (bath) water left after the Baa Ba disappeared, and if you drink it, it will be equivalent to being in close contact with the Baa Baa.
And maybe there will be some mystery about this water now, maybe after this water is stored at home, a few days will automatically give birth to a few two-dimensional beautiful girls, and then he will also go to a fart class, and directly take his wives back to his hometown in the countryside to farm.
Rubbing her head, Shuangdao Qingmei looked at the crowd of people in front of her speechlessly, and her complexion was different, otherwise she thought that she had crossed into a wet poison, and it was ...... There are really dark-skinned wet poison people who came from Edogawa City.
The water is flowing, and the water you guys are drinking right now is completely upstream, so you may not know what other strange germs are in the water.
In ancient times, Tokyo was an island country of water, with many river networks, and after the development of industrialization, many of Tokyo's water networks were filled, and the rest became stinky ditches, that is, before and after the Olympic Games, the government issued a death order, and under heavy severe punishments, Tokyo people no longer dared to dump domestic and industrial water into the river, but even today, the water in several rivers in Tokyo is not much clean, and drinking directly is no different from drinking Ganges water.
Well, because of the rumors of Tokyo's once smelly water ditches, residents of the surrounding prefectures have always believed that the water they drink is much cleaner and sweeter than the water that Tokyoites drink.
Another man took out the baa figure and pillow from the trunk and placed them flat on the ground, and several otaku actually kowtowed to the figure.
The pious one seems to be shouting about the rise and fall of the imperial state, in one move.
“??”
This is not a child to kowtow to beg for New Year's money (the island country has this custom...... ), nor is it an ancient sacrifice to Hebo.
There is no need for the police to expel them, and Kiyomi Shijima wants to mobilize artillery fire to wash the floor and eliminate this group of irrational guys from the physical body.
Half an hour later, the Tokyo police began to clear the otaku people surrounding both sides of the river, and except for a few diehards who jumped into the river to find their wives, everyone else retreated.
"Let go of me, let go of me, I haven't found my wife yet!"
"Calm down, damn it, you dare to attack the police."
"Say, do you want these gold handcuffs or silver handcuffs?!"
Kanda Kawachu kept fishing out the Heisei men who were looking for wives one by one.
"Section Chief...... The level of the river has dropped. ”
This kind of thought, which condenses the beliefs of many people and thus condenses entities in the human world, does not appear in modern society.
This kind of "belief cultivation system", which seems to be a bit trendy, has existed in the island country since ancient times, and if you really want to trace back to the source, it is estimated that it will be traced back to the period when the gods and Buddhas are combined, the local traces, the anti-local traces, and even the period when the emperor theory was born.
In Chiyoda's civil service circle, there was a strange scene today, the bigwigs of the Metropolitan Police Department and the Ministry of Public Security were actually pulled out early in the morning to reprimand.
These are the top bosses of the civil service, who can reprimand them.
"Are you trying to kill the king like this?!"
It was not the Ministry of Justice or the Prime Minister who reprimanded them, but the Imperial Household Agency, which had never had a presence.
As the name suggests, the Imperial Household Agency is the institution in charge of the affairs of the imperial family in the government, holding ceremonies, approaching envoys, and so on.
As an institution accountable to the Imperial Family, the Imperial Household Agency is often able to do unthinkable things.
For example, when members of the imperial family need to carry blood for surgery, the Imperial Household Agency stipulates that only the blood that they have stored can be used, on the grounds of maintaining the purity of the royal bloodline.
"This is the Kanda River, it's Chiyoda Ward!"
The head of the Imperial Household Agency shouted angrily, the Imperial Household Agency does not have much real power, and its status is unique among the organs of the government.
Taken out alone, the chief of the Imperial Household Agency is far less important than the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department.
But in the case of reason, the chief of the Metropolitan Police Department bowed his head like a schoolboy being reprimanded.
"Not far from Akihabara is the Imperial Palace of His Majesty the Emperor, and now it appears in the Kanda River, will it appear in the water system of the Imperial Palace next time?!"
The head of the Imperial Household Agency was heartbroken, and tears flowed in his stomach.
"Do you want His Majesty the Emperor to suddenly pop out of the pond when His Majesty is studying the goby, and spit out words to frighten Your Majesty?!"
The emperor of the island nation has a characteristic that has been passed down in a long line - he studies fisheries, and the notorious Hirohito is also a fish lover.
Seriously, in fact, this is not only the hobby of the imperial family, most of the Chinese people in the island country in the old era have a hobby of ornamental fish, especially goldfish, otherwise the island country will not breed a large number of goldfish for hundreds of years, and in the modern island country, goldfish viewing is also a huge market.
It seems like this kind of hypocrite, no real power, but no worries about food and clothing, a lot of energy and time, does not eat the fireworks of the world, and the whole people support a bloodsampire, which is the most desired state of all researchers, and the one who is about to become the emperor has been studying goby for decades, and the level of discussion has reached the top level in the world, and because goby research can be said to be unpopular in the minority, it is not an exaggeration to say that it is the only authority......
After all, if you let a person study pancake fruit for 80 years, you can also become the world's number one pancake fruit master.
And his own signature is also unique in the world...... Akihito,Emperor-of-Japan。
I thought of the scene when the emperor watched the goby in the future, and suddenly a goby jumped out and became a sperm.
"Poof......
A bureaucrat at the Metropolitan Police Department accidentally laughed.
He quickly stopped laughing, but it was so harsh in the quiet room.
"You're still laughing!"