52. Change of the Storm. Bang bang plan

"Holy! I put high-explosive mines and molten rays in front of my house, which means that I don't want to be disturbed! Can't you bastards let a poor old man study engineering in peace? ”

In the midst of the sharp complaints, the extremely embarrassed Shadow Warrior Sonia was led into Dr. Bang's "laboratory", the cold and vicious Miss Agent's black hood was torn and tattered in the explosion just now, and her beautiful face was still smeared with bad black ash, because the way Dr. Bang dismantled the bomb in front of her was a little "rougher".

Of course, Sonia was suspicious that if she had been a little slower to react a second when the bomb exploded just now, she would probably have entered here in the form of a disgusting pile of minced meat.

"Bang"

The odd goblin engineer tossed aside the heavy engineering goggles on his head, an old goblin whose gray hair was sure to be very old.

But Sonya's attention was on Dr. Bang's goggles.

Generally speaking, when goblins do experiments, they don't like to wear such heavy and cumbersome things, and the more awesome the goblin engineers, the less they will do protective measures, which seems to be a display of the crazy desire for destruction in the hearts of the goblin race, and of course it is also a method for senior engineers to "show off their skills".

But the goblin engineer in front of him, who looks very awesome at first glance, is wearing such goggles, which means that he is really conducting some very, very "dangerous" experiments... As soon as she thought of this, Sonya, who was in this room, felt uncomfortable all over her body.

When she was training at MI7, she had seen the explosion of the goblin lab with her own eyes, and when she went to collect the bodies of those crazy goblins, she could hardly find a single intact corpse.

"Hey, why don't you speak?"

Dr. Bang Bang looked at the human chick in front of him suspiciously, this goblin engineer was dressed inconspicuously, only wearing a black leather armor, probably when Sonia visited, he was dealing with some strange raw materials, so he was wearing two blue gloves, but those blue eyes reminded Sonia of the Mecatok she had seen several times...

From Dr. Bang's blue eyes, she saw the same wisdom as Mecatok... That kind of powerful wisdom that doesn't need to be felt at all, and can be seen at a glance...

"I haven't seen Mecatok in years, and the last time I saw him was at the annual meeting of the Engineering Society of the Black Iron District, and his report on "Electromagnets and Arcane Perpetual Motion Ideas" is still fresh in my memory, but the stuff he's published in recent years is rubbish! I seriously doubt that the dwarf is Alzheimer's, and the black rope, that little bastard stole three of my research drawings and ran away to the Black Iron District, I heard that he mixed well there? ”

The old goblin named Dr. Bang Bang grabbed the big water cup in his hand without care, and poured a few sips of water, he looked at the human in front of him playfully, and said in the goblin's trademark sharp voice:

"So, what did that thief Hesso recommend you do with me? Continue to steal drawings for him? ”

"Nope! No! ”

Sonia wanted to refute, but when she saw the strange ray gun on the table next to Dr. Bang, she had just seen the power of this gun, and under the light of that strange green ray, even the strongest steel could not withstand that heat, so she answered honestly in a low voice:

"I'm here on a mission from His Majesty Varian in the Stormwind Kingdom... Dear Master of Engineering, Dr. Bang Bang..."

"Master?"

The old goblin interrupted Sonya's flattery with some disdain, and he waved his hand with some interest:

"You describe me as a master, which seems to me to be an insult... Little girl, I have personally taught 7 engineering masters, and Hesuo is the best one, but in my opinion, he is such a good goblin, he is also unable to fight the greed and thirst for gold in his bones, he has not even been able to understand a third of my knowledge, and he cannot understand my great ideals, which makes me very disappointed. ”

Dr. Bang stared at Sonia with his blue eyes, and he tapped on the table:

"Maybe your time is worthless, but my time is precious, so don't waste it, let's be honest, what are you going to do? What does your king want from me? ”

This straightforward style did not surprise Sonya, and the goblins almost all of them had this style, so she quickly adjusted the way she spoke, and she said sincerely:

"His Majesty Varian invites you to join the Storm Kingdom's Weapons Design Bureau and serve as its Director, where you can study whatever you want to your heart's content! No one will stop you, and we will provide you with sufficient funds and all the requirements you need! ”

"Weapons Design Bureau?"

Dr. Bang shrugged, a hint of disdain flashing in his blue eyes, and a hint of strange nostalgia:

"So, do you want me to help you design a big bomb so that you can easily destroy your opponents? Like the things that Hesuo and my other disciples did, explosions, gunpowder and... It was my favorite thing to do in the first 40 years of my life..."

The old goblin spread out his hands and said to Sonia with the same sincerity:

"Honestly, I don't really hate this job, I love it, like other goblin engineers, watching the bombs they make explode over other people's heads makes us feel very pleasant, the kind of pleasure that cannot be measured in money, I used to enjoy it, but unfortunately, little girl, you are late."

Dr. Bang Bang took out a ring-shaped badge from the drawer of his desk and shook it in front of Sonya's eyes:

"Just the other day, someone offered me a new job... And I'm satisfied. ”

The moment she reached the badge, Sonya's eyes narrowed, and a dangerous glint flashed in her eyes, the badge was silver, and on the surface of the badge there was a black broken blade symbol that Sonia was familiar with, but this broken blade was made up of mechanical parts, and behind it, there was a dotted star pattern, which looked like a futuristic sci-fi feeling.

There is no doubt that Dr. Bang Bang in front of him has been recruited by the Darkblade Legion, although Sonia has never seen the style of this badge, it definitely belongs to the Darkblade Legion, and the black Broken Blade emblem is something that no one dares to impersonate in the whole of Azeroth.

"Oh, little girl, I guessed from the look in your eyes that you seem to be thinking about something very dangerous..."

Dr. Bang felt the killing intent emanating from Sonya's body, but the goblin didn't care, he leaned back in his engineering chair, snapped his fingers casually, and the next moment, in the low roar of machinery, a pair of dark red eyes lit up at the back of the laboratory, and under Sonya's gaze, the huge cold machine that was placed in the darkness, as if it had been injected with life, lifted the heavy abandoned stone slab above his head at this moment, in the dark night of Garkison, The massive machine, which was about 7 meters tall, slowly straightened up.

In the sound like an earthquake, the head of the robot painted black slowly lowered, between the collision of countless metal gears, this terrifying weapon of war was completely activated, its appearance is very similar to some kind of bipedal robot in science fiction works, the shell covering the surface is full of prismatic and square coupling, there are red signal lights beating at the joints, in the center of the mechanical body, there seems to be a green lamp in operation, so that the black steel robot emits a dark green light.

Several exhaust pipes on both sides sat side by side behind the shoulders of the giant robot, and clouds of black smoke were pouring out of the exhaust pipes as the gears and engines hummed.

"It's... Is this a magic mech? ”

Sonia has seen this thing, in fact, in recent years, in the occasional demon "smuggling" invasion of the present world, such a super-large robot often appears, which is the embodiment of the evil wisdom of the Burning Legion, and every time such a super robot appears, it will cause heavy damage to the other side of the war, MI7 calls this war weapon "magic mecha", the engineers of the empire have been trying to study the mystery of this legion weapon, but because the gap between the two sides in science and technology is too big, As a result, there has been little progress in this kind of research.

But now, right in front of Sonya's eyes, Dr. Bang actually has a magical mech under his control... This shows that the wise goblin in front of him has probably studied the mystery of this legion's war weapon.

"Yes, it's a magical mech!"

Dr. Bang Bang put on his goggles, he turned on a switch on the seat, and in the operation of the flamethrower, the engineering style of the chair carried Dr. Bang into the air, he looked proudly at his most perfect work, and he condescendingly said to Sonya:

"But it's under my control now, it's my warrior, I call it Megatron, little human girl, can you understand what that means? ”

The old goblin said proudly:

"The engineering creations that the demons are so proud of are no secret to me! And their war machines brought me a whole new field of engineering, in which I saw the bright and unreachable stars, and it was like a shortcut to the stars! Right now... It's in my hand! ”

"Do you understand my ideals now? Girl... I'm tired of fighting like beasts on the ground, I'm tired of making those stupid weapons of war for you, I'm going to open a new era with my own hands, and that will be the hope of this world... Yes, Tyrion approached me personally, he had a long talk with me, and he described the scene to me... It's a heart-wrenching scene! ”

"He is the one who understands me and my ideals in the world, who is ignorant and backward! Step into the stars..."

Dr. Bang's shrill voice echoed through the night sky like a madman caught up in self-delusion, and Sonia was his only listener:

"Look at my stupid fellow citizens, like Heso... Fight each other for a little scraps, but so what? Even if you have all the gold in Azeroth, it's not as good as a drop in the ocean! ”

"What trade prince? What a consortium! To hell with those stupid guys! ”

The old goblin's blue eyes shone with a chilling light, and he spread out his arms and shouted:

"I'm going to be the star, I'm going to be the richest goblin in the universe! I'm going to do it all with my own hands! ”

He looked down at Sonya, who was already sluggish, and the old goblin let out bursts of shrill laughter:

"You see, Tyrion has given me everything I need, I'll have another planet, I'll build my Exploding Space Agency myself, I'll launch Azeroth's first rocket with my own hands, I'll finish the world's first spaceship with my own hands! And he, the immortal undead will make me immortal too, and I will have enough time to complete my unequal..."Bang Bang Plan"! ”

"And you, little girl, how much support can you and your king give me?"

Sonia wanted to say something, but she thought about it for more than ten seconds, and finally found that she had nothing to say...

However, Dr. Bang Bang didn't seem to deliberately hit the little girl in front of him, he just seemed to be planning to tell the world about his ideals and future before he left, just like the last letter written by a long-distance traveler who is likely to never return.

After Dr. Bang finished his megalomaniacal declaration, he manipulated his engineering chair to levitate, retrieved several drawings and a complex engineering key from his hand, and tossed them to Sonia.

"But, the fact that you can risk your life to come to me shows your sincerity, and you see, I... I am a very ethical engineering master, and I have seen your sincerity, so I will hand over this blueprint of the magic energy engine and my last talented disciple to you. ”

Dr. Bang Bang shrugged:

"Gates is a very talented engineer, and he will become a great goblin tinkerer in the future, so I'm sure all the weapons he designs will meet your needs... And I, as I said, I'm tired of the earth, I'm going to conquer the stars... Girl. ”

"For my old acquaintance, the only person in the world whose IQ can compete with mine, to that cunning dwarf Gerbin, who is blinded by power. Mecatok with a saying..."

"Let's just say, his old adversary, old friend, I, Dr. Bang, I'll be among the stars... Waiting for him! ”