Chapter 294: The Collapsed Roommate
It's not a former classmate in Chang'an Academy, the mirror live broadcast of the college competition, and she has not yet been able to talk about her strength being greatly weakened after pretending, so she won't recognize herself by the scene, is she one of the viewers watching the scene? If you dress up as someone else who has never been there, it is clear that your identity will be more secretive. However, Tsukihime made the gods turn into Shijun's appearance again. Perhaps, she was waiting for something in her heart, but she didn't even notice it.
"I don't know!" The other party didn't seem embarrassed at all, and said confidently.
Yueji was so angry when she heard this, if you don't know it, what is this guy doing interrupting the conversation between the two of them for no reason, doesn't he know that this is a very impolite behavior? Chuanyunlou is not a bar, and the two can get acquainted through a glass of wine and call each other brothers. However, seeing the armor worn by the other party, and being able to dine in the Cloud Piercing Tower, the level should not be low, and Tsukihime still doesn't think about the conflict, otherwise he will definitely have to reveal his identity at that time. So she held back her anger and said, "So, do you have anything to do with me?" ”
This ungraceful guy is naturally Chen Lin, and he said with a smile: "I want to ask, is my brother here to participate in Miss Yueji's recruitment meeting?" ”
He deliberately spoke loudly, and as soon as this remark came out, at least three-quarters of the people on the tower turned their eyes, both men and women, because they were also very concerned about this hot topic, especially when the recruitment meeting was about to be held in a few days, and there was a lot of noise everywhere.
Of course, Tsukihime would not participate in his own recruitment meeting, he originally wanted to say no, but after thinking about it, he immediately changed his mind, because she wanted to know what the people outside thought about this matter, and when she thought of this, her anger calmed down for a while, and she changed her smile and said, "That's right, is it my brother too?" In order to find out what was in his mind, Tsukihime was quickly called a brother. Filia, who knew what she was thinking, was silent, but laughed inwardly that it was ridiculous that the protagonist had become one of her suitors, and that he was talking about the same thing to other opponents.
"Yes, I do." Chen Lin snorted, and then changed his tone: "However, I think my brother is a little self-conscious!" ”
"You ......" Tsukihime didn't expect that she would be greeted with such an unkind word when she asked, and she was suddenly choked.
The guests on the same floor as them suddenly came to their senses, and they could no longer care about admiring the beautiful night view of Turin and the style of the holy river, and turned their attention to the two of them, even the boss and the waitress, and put down their work for the time being. Good things are originally human nature.
Due to the mixed nature of this recruitment conference, many people even did not hesitate to eradicate competitive opponents, such as themselves, who could use the badge to mobilize all the power of the dragon clan in Chang'an at any time. Although there is nothing outstanding about the roommate, it is hard to guarantee that the eccentric girl Yueji will be interested in him, as long as she shows a little bit of meaning, then Shijun may be in danger, Chen Lin does not want the roommate to step into this troubled water. Besides, the woman next to him seems to be very good, the two are very compatible, and there is no need to bet on her life's happiness or even her life for a grotesque daughter who has never been seen before. Therefore, Chen Lin felt that he had to do something to make him retreat.
opened his mouth, Chen Lin decided to be a bad guy to the end, and said disdainfully: "Look at yourself, your face is so white, like a girl." Do you think you can get Tsukihime's favor with this face? I'm telling you, it's absolutely impossible, Miss Tsukihime is a girl with a lot of connotation, she likes men who look like people with personality and charm, just like me, you take a closer look, where can you find the beauty of the rugged and strange? Then compare yourself, neither male nor female, nondescript, are you worthy of your parents, worthy of your friends, worthy of the cultivation of the empire and the people? But you can live like this, I really admire your courage, or the thickness of your skin! ”
Without waiting for Yueji to answer, he counted harshly: "A shemale like you, it's better to go home immediately, obediently stay in your mother's arms and eat milk for a few more years, ** nutritious, maybe it can increase your manhood!" ”
"You, you ......" Yueji pointed at Chen Lin's fingers trembling, almost didn't turn her back on her breath, although Filia beside her didn't dare to make a sound, she couldn't help laughing in her heart, she had always heard how she was embarrassed in front of her roommates, but after all, she had only heard of it, and now she saw her embarrassed appearance with her own eyes, but the person in front of her was not her roommate.
Although there are many people who sarcastically mock each other because of the same thing these days, the dialogue full of gunpowder in Hongguoguo is really rare, especially the man who initiated the provocation first, who has no grace and is actually full of technical content, and no one can endure such bitter ridicule. There was a great deal of interest in the fact that the Cloud Piercing Tower was one of the forbidden places in Turin, and no one dared to go wild in the tower, but if these two men were so confrontational that they could not reconcile until they had to find a place to duel, they would not hesitate to give up the paid seats and follow to see the excitement.
Chen Lin brushed away Yueji's finger and sighed: "Hey, it's so pitiful, I can't even say a sentence completely, although Miss Yueji has a lot of personality, do you think she will have a personality enough to fall in love with a mentally retarded person?" Oh, if you think so, I think you must be crazy, it's not your fault that you're mentally retarded, but it's wrong for you to come out and be embarrassed. ”
Tsukihime finally couldn't hold back her anger and broke out recklessly: "An uneducated person like you, I really can't understand why your father didn't put you on the wall in the first place!?" ”
Everyone is fascinated by it, classic! It's so classic, the blend of vulgarity and art has reached the perfect level, it's a one-hit kill. Even Filia's eyes widened, unable to believe that the words came out of Tsukihime's mouth.
Of course, Yueji couldn't create this supreme famous saying, it was her roommate who taught her, when the two had a strong dispute over something to the point of scolding, as soon as the roommate said this, she was immediately dumbfounded, and she couldn't speak for a long time, and then she didn't dare to fight with it.
Tsukihime looked at the way Filia and the other people's jaws were about to fall to the ground, and knew that the super nirvana she learned from her roommate was estimated to have played an imaginary deterrent, and the guy in front of her would even be scared into permanent impotence because of this, and she was beaming in her heart. Dare to fight with me, hum, did Miss Ben grow up as a vegetarian?
It's a pity that she unfortunately ran into her own enlightenment teacher, so the tragic end can be imagined.
(End of chapter)