Chapter 318: I can't help myself
Zhang Fan shared a video screen, which is the key clip of the first day of falling asleep, of course, there is no restricted picture, although it is a game, but since Yin Wenjiao is Niu Dachun's, he naturally won't peep at anything, and record those pictures, then it can't be said.
But even so, everyone still couldn't laugh, especially in the cave, although there was no picture and only the sound of awkward chatting, anyone could think of Niu Dachun's expression and state at that time.
"Little white face, you wait for Lao Tzu." Niu Dachun is going crazy.
"Well, I advise you to go to the temple to place an order, don't come to me, otherwise you will be remembered by hundreds of Taiyi, it will be easy for me to get out by myself, you, and you are still a member of the Buddhist sect, if they know that the plan of the Buddhist sect was interfered with by a Buddhist disciple, tsk."
Niu Xiaomei said faintly at this time: "You should be grateful for having these friends, otherwise how can you pick up girls with this skill, I'm afraid you will have to mix up for the rest of your life." ”
"Little fart kid, what do you know, chasing Lao Tzu's mushroom is a big slice."
"Oh, have you finally exposed your true nature, it turns out that you are a victim after all, and you like to be soaked." Zhou Wanxi mended the knife.
"Okay, I don't care about anything else, but if I let my parents know, I have an extra nephew in the game, or Tang Seng, tsk......"
Niu Dachun suddenly wilted: "Say, what benefits do you want, I tell you not to go too far, otherwise you will die and the net ......will be broken."
"How come, little sister, I'm generous, beautiful, kind and cute......"
Another day later, Niu Dachun came to Chang'an and went to the temple to place an order.
"Little white face, I'm in Chang'an, what should I do?"
"You just think of yourself as a normal player, now there are so many Taiyi in various temples, the most important and top-level Arhat and some unknown Bodhisattvas, it is a good time to do the task, what you should do and what you do, remember, don't look for Yin Wenjiao, don't involve a little relationship, otherwise, your number will be wasted, you retrain one, the villa Yin Wenjiao, the second sister will not know you."
"Could it be that I watched Xiao Qiao marry someone else, then under the way of heaven, she is someone else's daughter-in-law." Niu Dachun said unwillingly.
"I said, let you wait and watch the show, you just watch. Let you understand the eighty-one difficulty, you don't understand, according to the Western script, Liu Hong should be Tang Seng's biological father, and then perform the hydrangea throwing and deliberately marry Chen Guangrui, this is like the last difficulty, not just to make up the number, but to deceive the heavens......"
Niu Dachun interrupted: "You just say it directly, it's useless to talk about this." ”
Zhang Fan said helplessly: "Okay, the most direct thing is that I have made a change, and Buddhism has not abandoned Yin Wenjiao, which shows a lot of problems, but the most important thing is that Buddhism has not changed its plan and is still going on, which shows that as long as the overall situation is not changed, how to fine-tune, Buddhism will continue, Buddhism has been laid out for hundreds of years, and there have been nine people who have learned the scriptures to make smoke bombs, and Buddhism can't wait." ”
In fact, it is also very easy to understand, different from the original low-key, it is estimated that Guanyin Bodhisattva has been sent to explore the path and finalize the candidate for the scriptures.
Whether it is Sun Wukong, Zhu Bajie or Sha Monk, the time to get out of trouble has also become a fixed number, if this Tang Seng can't do it, then at least it will have to wait for a long time.
Arrange the reincarnation of a celestial maiden, and then rearrange it, so that it will take at least a few decades, and without the smoke bomb, it is easy to be calculated in a hurry, and it will not be good to be inserted by the Dao Gate.
"Alas, I really don't understand, it's a very simple thing for you to make it so complicated."
"Big brother, this thing is not simple, you are too simple, okay, I can't bear it if you mess up. Let's put it this way, Tang Seng's success in learning scriptures is merit and luck, and luck will also go to his parents, under the normal script, the biological mother committed suicide, the biological father was sued by Tang Seng for letting Li Shimin take the blame and kill, Chen Guangrui is just a mortal who has been a great official on the grassland for decades and died, so this part of the luck and merit returns to Buddhism. ”
"I finally understand that you are doing so much just for merit and luck?"
"Nonsense, do you think you can become a Buddha just by having three concubines, you have no luck and merit You have 10,000 concubines are useless, you are now Tang Seng Daddy, and others don't know yet, when the plan is successful, Yin Wenjiao's part of the luck and merit will also be shared with you, and then plan the third concubine and get a part of the luck, you will have a chance to become a Buddha."
"Damn, my head is big, I'm going to find a monk in the temple to take over the task."
Zhang Fan didn't explain, he bet that Buddhism had no way out, and now he was right. Of course, the risk is also very high, if the game collapses, his second primordial god will definitely be finished.
After more than a month, many players were happy to receive the quests related to the main story.
On this day, there are a lot of people outside the embroidery building, of course, most of them are players who make up the numbers, and many people want to grab this hydrangea and earn someone a cheap dad.
In the distance of the street, blowing and blowing, sounding gongs to open the way, it is the new champion Chen Guangrui parade the street.
"Miss, it's time to throw hydrangeas." Seeing that Yin Wenjiao was indifferent, the little maid said anxiously.
"No, the person I'm waiting for hasn't come yet." Yin Wenjiao didn't see Niu Dachun below, and resolutely didn't go out.
No matter how much the little maid persuaded her, Yin Wenjiao just wouldn't go out. Seeing that the champion was coming, the little maid gritted her teeth and said: "Today's matter was set by Miss, and the master also gave a death order, if Miss doesn't vote, the slave will vote instead of Miss, otherwise the master will kill the slave and maid." ”
"Then you're married." Yin Wenjiao said angrily.
On another tall building in the distance, Prime Minister Yin was also watching, and there were a few monks beside him.
A bird flew into the attic, and the bird droppings happened to land on Prime Minister Yin's forehead, Prime Minister Yin quickly wiped it off, and then his complexion changed.
He rubbed his eyes in disbelief, there were peddlers and pawns on the originally lively streets, but now look at it, where are the peddlers and pawns around the embroidery building, it is clearly a golden bald head, and the real pedestrians and sons can't get in at all.
These bald heads are full of Buddha's light, and he almost can't open his eyes.
What surprised him even more was that he had just seen his daughter holding a hydrangea, and now he looked at it again, where was his daughter, it was clearly his daughter's personal maid.
He rubbed his eyes again, it was still the same, and then he looked at the ordinary old monks who were also radiant.
Where is it a simple role to be the prime minister of the Tang Dynasty, and he realized a lot of things in a flash, and his face was suddenly gloomy.
"Don't be angry with that magpie, it brings you good luck, see the new champion is coming, the new champion is dignified, it is really a joy to be able to recruit the new champion." The old monk saluted.
Prime Minister Yin Cheng suddenly changed into joy and said: "What the master said is very true, but I don't know if the little girl can have this blessing." ”
His fists clenched and opened, and finally let go in a dejected manner......