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In modern times, Huang Xiaowei took Liu Bei, Cao Cao, and Qin Shi Huang and them home.

Entering the villa, Huang Xiaowei took off his shoes, looked at the electronic clock on the wall of the living room, and looked at the red Arabic numerals on the watch, Huang Xiaowei grinned speechlessly, very good, very good, the time has just passed so many hours......

Where is this reasonable, a few of them have obviously stayed in Dahan for two days, but only two hours have passed in modern times, alas..... If this is really the case, Qin Shi Huang Meng Tian and Huo Qubing will also lose too much.

History records that Qin Shi Huang died at fifty, but if it continues according to the current situation, at most forty-five or sixteen years old will be finished, and the extra years will not live at all, you say that you are not angry, obviously only lived forty-five years old, but people do not say that you are fifty, according to Qin Shi Huang's temper, even if you go to the Lord of Yama, you will definitely have to scold.

"Malegobi, you are the king of Hades, come and open your dog's eyes to the widow clearly, this top clearly says that the widow can live fifty, but Lao Tzu is only forty-five this year, why did you bring me down so early, and I have been a dog for five years, right? Don't stare at me, Lao Tzu's meaning is very clear, that is, he is asking you a black old bastard, whether you have eaten the kickback of the widow, and by the way, I am greeting your species. ”

However, for this unreliable time, Huang Xiaowei said that he was used to it, which is not bad, at least Wan'er grows up quickly, it seems that in a few years, that little girl will become a big girl.

Well, I'm a brother and a father, so I'll have to find a good family for her when the time comes, but I don't know what Wan'er likes.

Forget it, let's talk about it then, don't worry.

Huang Xiaowei was lying on the sofa in the villa on his back, and behind him came Qin Shihuang and Meng Tian opening the refrigerator to find a drink, as well as Cao Cao and Liu Bei fighting to go to the toilet, and the sound of scolding at the door of the toilet, these two old men are really, there are so many toilets in the villa, where are you not on it, what's the matter, you have to fight for this one?

Anyway, are you fighting to go to the toilet, or are you fighting for nothing?

Dongfang Qing and Jiang Mingyue and Bu Xianglian went to the hospital early in the morning for a prenatal checkup, resulting in the current home except for Huang Xiaowei and a few others, there is no one at home, and his wife is not there, Huang Xiaowei's mood is not very good.

Huang Xiaowei lay on the sofa, bored to open the mobile phone, in the two days of the Han mobile phone signal was completely extinguished, no phone text messages can be seen, this is not, as soon as he returned to modern times, Huang Xiaowei's mobile phone rang non-stop, there are Weibo, there are mobile games, even QQ WeChat has rang a few times, but the most is still missed calls and text messages.

Huang Xiaowei turned on the missed call, almost didn't scare him to death, heh, good guy, a row of red, there are more than 20 missed calls, Huang Xiaowei thought in his heart, he didn't owe anyone money recently? Who is this, you haven't chased the accounts so closely, right?

Huang Xiaowei calmed down, rubbed his eyes, and took a closer look at those callers, hey, I'll go, this time he was even more surprised, because these people he knew were all relatives and friends.

Among the more than 20 missed calls, Dongfang Qing called him two, Qi Bin called him five, and the most exaggerated was his cousin Li Xiaoyan, who actually called him twelve in one go!

His own parents also called him four.

There is also Dongfang Mingqi, and the old man also gave him five calls.

Huang Xiaowei was stunned, thinking to himself what the hell is going on today, why did everyone in the family call him, what is the big deal?

Coincidentally, Qin Shi Huang was holding a straw in his mouth at this time, holding a Coke in his hand, and sat next to Huang Xiaowei while drinking, looking at his mobile phone, Qin Shi Huang wiped the Coke from the corner of his mouth, and wondered: "Hey, it's really a strange thing, Li Xiaoyan, Qi Bin, and Xiaowei, why did your parents call me, hey, why is there an unfamiliar phone number?" ”

Qin Shi Huang handed the mobile phone to Huang Xiaowei and said, "Do you know this number?" ”

Huang Xiaowei glanced at it for a moment, and 134578&&&&&, "Huh? Isn't this my father-in-law's phone number, why did he call you? ”

Qin Shi Huang took back his mobile phone, shrugged his shoulders and said, "You ask me, I ask who is going, but if you hurry up and give them a reply, maybe there is something big." ”

Huang Xiaowei snorted, turned off the call log, turned on the mobile phone text message, he just glanced at it, in addition to more than 20 missed calls, there are more than 30 text messages, these can't be China Mobile and scam text messages.

At this time, Qin Shi Huang, who continued to look at his phone, suddenly slapped his thigh, and said with a rich expression on his face: "Yo, what day is it today, why did my two old father-in-law and mother-in-law who owe the whole death actually call me, an unobtrusive Erwuzai." ”

Meng Tian also had a suction pipe in his mouth: "King, is it because Mingyue is pregnant?" ”

Qin Shi Huang thought for a while, nodded and said: "Well, it's very likely, it is estimated that I came to praise the widow for his might, oh hehe, two old goods, every time I see a widow, the nose is not a nose, and the face is not a face, now it's okay, the widow gave birth to a big fat nephew for them, and see if they will take colored glasses to look at me in the future." ”

After speaking, Qin Shi Huang patted Huang Xiaowei, who was sitting next to him and looking at the phone, and said: "Xiaowei, the widow is hungry, go, go to your restaurant to eat, I wonder Xiaoqing and Mingyue are also there, why don't we have a good meal as a family, after eating, the widow is talking to you about how your son should serve my son in the future." ”

Huang Xiaowei ignored Qin Shi Huang, and continued to look at the text messages on his mobile phone alone.

Qin Shi Huang saw that Huang Xiaowei ignored him, and thought that this kid's stinginess came up again, and at that moment, Qin Shi Huang pinched his teeth and began to repay the bills: "Xiaowei, you don't have to worry about the food money, you don't have to think about who the widow is, will I send you that little food money?" Besides, am I the kind of person who doesn't pay my debts? ”

I don't know what Qin Shi Huang's face is made of, but as soon as he finished speaking, he added without blushing and panting, "Even if you are a debtor, I will give you a white note." ”

Huang Xiaowei still ignored Qin Shi Huang.

Qin Shi Huang was a little unhappy when he saw this, frowned, crossed Erlang's legs, and said very unhappily: "I said Huang Xiaowei, the widow eats you and drinks you, you won't be so small-bellied, have you forgotten how the widow treated you?" ”

Qin Shi Huang crossed Erlang's legs and waved his big hand: "Don't say anything else, just talk about the treasury of the widow, how many times a day you go to wander around, don't think that I didn't see the pearl that Xiaoqing wore yesterday, that is the spoils seized by Wang Jian from the treasury of Chu State to the widow two years ago, originally I wanted to give it to Mingyue, but why is your kid's hand so fast, the treasury sent in on the first day is gone on the second day, Huang Xiaowei, you are also ......."

Qin Shi Huang kept chattering in Huang Xiaowei's ears like an old lady, but Huang Xiaowei just ignored him, because all his thoughts were now attracted by the text messages on his mobile phone.

Twenty-six missed calls, thirty-eight text messages.

Huang Xiaowei clicked on the top one, which was sent to him by Qi Bin - your kid is dead, call back quickly!

The next one was sent to him by Li Xiaoyan - if you can't get by my side within half an hour, you will bear the consequences! Huang Xiaowei glanced up at the time, and then looked at the time when Li Xiaoyan sent a text message, well, the text message at nine o'clock, but it was already half past ten...... I guess I'm going to be cleaned up by my cousin......

Huang Xiaowei's parents also sent a text message to Huang Xiaowei, but the content of this text message, Huang Xiaowei was speechless when he saw it - son, come over quickly, your parents kiss you well, you are so happy, and then play with us and disappeared, hey, Xiaowei, tell me how old you are, hasn't the rebellious psychology of adolescence passed?

Listen to Dad, your mother was joking with you that day, don't take it seriously, and haven't you proved that you are okay with your actual actions now, hurry up and come to the hospital, we are all waiting for you here, Ao, by the way, Mingyue's parents let me tell you by the way, if you see Ying Zhengzheng, call him too, Mingyue's parents seem to be inviting him to dinner.

When Huang Xiaowei saw this, he had already vaguely guessed what was happening, but he was not sure yet, and soon, the text message sent by Dongfang Mingqi reflected Huang Xiaowei's eyes.

The Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology on the third floor of the Central Hospital, if you play with Lao Tzu and disappear again, you will make my baby girl angry, and Lao Tzu will be the first to peel off your skin alive.

Take a look, Dongfang Mingqi, who has always been gentle and elegant, has begun to scold the street, which shows how angry he is now.

For Huang Xiaowei, it doesn't matter if Dongfang Mingqisheng is angry or not, he just wants to know what happened, whether it is what he thinks.

Although none of these people told him what was going on, they just scolded themselves vigorously, but from everyone's anxious tone, Huang Xiaowei heard an indescribable joy, and he became more and more sure of his inner guess.

Especially when he saw Dongfang Mingqi's central hospital, the obstetrics and gynecology department on the third floor, Huang Xiaowei was so excited that he almost crushed the phone.

None of you can tell me clearly, oh my God, don't go around in circles, I'm going to be a dad or not!

As if to confirm Huang Xiaowei's guess, at this time, the last and first text message broke into Huang Xiaowei's eyes.

This text message was sent to him by Dongfang Qing, only four words, very simple and neat - I am pregnant.

Huang Xiaowei was stunned, and the phone in his hand fell to the ground as soon as he saw those four words.

Meng Tian glanced at the stunned Huang Xiaowei curiously, picked up the phone for him very intimately, and said, "Xiaowei, why are you still on the phone?" ”

Qin Shi Huang said angrily: "What else can you do, smash the phone here and get angry, damn, isn't it just to order food money, look at your kid's death." ”

Huang Xiaowei didn't hear a word of what Qin Shi Huang and Meng Tian said on the side, only to see his eyes hollow, his eyes were dull and he stood up from the sofa, mechanically turned his head to look at Meng Tian and Qin Shi Huang, and said slowly: "I'm going to be a father?" ”

"What do you say?" Meng Tian and Qin Shi Huang looked at each other, mainly because Huang Xiaowei's voice was too small, they didn't hear it clearly, and soon they heard it clearly.

Because after learning that Dongfang Qing was pregnant, Huang Xiaowei, who had not yet come back to his senses, suddenly woke up from his state of distraction, and then a touch of ecstasy appeared on Huang Xiaowei's delicate face, and then ....... He hugged Qin Shi Huang and began to kiss ......

Qin Shi Huang was stunned.

Meng Tian stood stupidly and watched.

Liu Bei, who had just come out of the toilet, Cao Cao also looked at Huang Xiaowei in shock, who was hugging Qin Shihuang and kissing him wildly.

Immediately afterwards, Huang Xiaowei pushed away Qin Shihuang with one hand, stood in the living room, pinched his waist and laughed.

"Hahaha, the ancestor appeared, Lao Tzu is pregnant!"