40. Crazy babbling

"How do you know these things?"

In the wasteland prison created by the dream, Deadpool crossed his waist with one hand and the other hand on his head, swayed his waist and buttocks, making a very coquettish and spicy eye movement.

He's certainly not tempting Merlin.

It's just that this guy's brain circuits are not under his control, and he occasionally makes some convulsions.

Beneath that black-and-red mask, Wade stared at Merlin, who said in a strange tone:

"What a fourth wall, what an observer or something... I didn't know what you were saying..."

"Don't pretend!"

Merlin interrupts Deadpool's crappy lie.

He glanced at the sky and said to Deadpool:

"I can come to you because I've determined that you have the ability. Don't worry, I don't mean anything..."

Merlin frowned, he organized the language, and he said:

"The person who told me about this advised me not to get too attached to the truth of the observers, and I have no intention of intersecting with them at this moment, it is just pure curiosity."

"I want to know about them."

Merlin stared at the front of him and lowered his head, playing with his fingers, playing with Deadpool.

He said:

"I just want to know what their existence is like? Where do they live? Independent of the Stellar Universe? Is it a world we can't imagine? And what kind of methods are they using to observe us..."

Merlin paused, and he accentuated his tone, and he said:

"I asked more bluntly, in their eyes, is the story of us, the world, over?"

"Uh... Wait a minute. ”

Faced with Merlin's question, Deadpool hesitated.

He reached out and made a pause at Merlin, then turned around and whispered to the air.

"He got it!"

"Do you want to tell him?"

"What? Do you hate him? Why do you hate him? Well? There are too many women around him, so you hate him? Haha, I see, you no one likes him, you're jealous of him. ”

"Can you say a little bit?"

Deadpool raised his finger and made a slight motion.

Merlin watched from the sidelines.

Deadpool is like schizophrenia, and Merlin doesn't feel any power or breath from the air in front of Deadpool's eyes at all.

But out of trust in Oneiroi, Merlin was willing to believe that Wade was talking to the observers.

In other words, right in front of his eyes, Deadpool breaks the "fourth wall" in a way he can't understand, in front of him.

But alas, Merlin is completely unable to learn, not even imitate.

It's not magic, or technology, or other forces that can be explained.

The scene in front of him is beyond Merlin's worldview.

But he was quickly relieved.

How can people trapped in the walls see the world outside the walls?

Deadpool is an outlier, but the way he breaks down the wall is something Merlin can't imitate.

Even, Merlin speculated, Deadpool himself might not know how he broke it.

This is just a "coincidence" that should not have happened, but it did happen.

So he waited patiently.

After a few minutes, Wade turned around, his hands on his waist, and said:

"They won't let me tell you more."

"But now that you already know, I'll say more, ahem, you have to listen well, Uncle Deadpool doesn't say it a second time, and besides, it's not free."

Wade said triumphantly:

"First of all, what you just said... It's all wrong! ”

Deadpool held out a finger and unceremoniously pointed at Merlin's chest:

"We're not guinea pigs... Don't belittle the guinea pig so much. ”

The mad fellow let out a series of strange laughs, and he said:

"We live in the story, Merlin."

"The reason we show up is because they need us to show up, it's like in a midsummer night's leisure time, you always need to do something to relieve loneliness, like I like to find two chicks to cool off when I'm bored..."

"It's just a way to have fun."

"Who do you think the world revolves around?"

Deadpool asked:

"The children of Destiny, Tony. Stark, Clark. Kent, and you, Merlin. Riley, the great things you have done have been praised by thousands of people, and I can be one of you, but I don't want to do that. ”

He stretched out his arms and said:

"I just want to enjoy life, and while they are having fun, why can't I enjoy it? It's bad enough to know that you're fake, but you have to go on. ”

The guy walked up to Merlin.

He held out his finger and put it on the corner of Merlin's mouth, pushing the cheek upward, giving Merlin a smile.

He said:

"That's right."

"Don't always have a bitter face, smile a little."

"As for what you imagine the observers to look like, what can I tell you..."

Deadpool blinked, and he whispered:

"They are no different from us, they also have joys and sorrows, they also have happiness and pain, they also have their own lives and lives, and they are not even as wonderful as ours, of course, the only difference is..."

"We are in the story, they are outside the story; They can see us, and we can't see them. ”

"They're real."

Wade laughed and said:

"But it's actually a good thing, Merlin, think about it, in an illusory world, you can do whatever you want, anyway, no matter what trouble you cause, someone will give you cover."

He pointed to the sky:

"The worst outcome is the destruction of the world, and maybe the next moment a meteorite will fall on the earth, destroying the earth, hell and heaven together... Hey, don't look at me like that. ”

"I'm not talking nonsense, I've read their books, and many stories will have this kind of inexplicable ending if they can't be written."

Deadpool looked at the sky worriedly, and said:

"As long as they want, you will die in the next second, even if you are an all-powerful universe, it is useless, because you are fake from the beginning, even the so-called all-powerful universe is fake."

"But living in their dreams and visions, not as good as the worst dust..."

"Uh"

Wade made a blowing motion, and he let out an eerie laugh.

He said:

"Blow and we'll be gone!"

"But isn't that a good thing?"

Merlin suddenly spoke:

"If you're in the story, that's good, Wade. When a story ends, it doesn't really end, it keeps beginning, because there are always people who try to retell it. ”

He looked at the doomsday volcano at their feet, and said:

"As long as they don't forget, the legend will outlive us... They will remember my story, they will remember my name. ”

"The moment of our death is not the moment when the blade is pierced through the heart, nor when the world is destroyed, Wade, when they forget us, when they stop paying attention to us, we are really dead."

"What are you talking about?"

Deadpool scratched his head suspiciously, he pursed his lips and said:

"Are you pretending to be deep? You know, no matter how good you are, I won't like you, I already have a girlfriend, and I'm going to keep her chastity..."

The more the guy talked, the more outrageous it became, and he turned his head to look at the silent expression on Merlin's face.

He stretched out his hand and helped Merlin straighten his robe, and then patted Merlin on the shoulder in the manner of a passer-by, and said:

"Why think so much? Why make yourself so tired? ”

"Being a man, being happy is the most important thing!"

Deadpool was upside down, and Rory was rambling a bunch of things.

Merlin turned his head to look at Deadpool who was winking at him.

For the first time in his life, he looked at the madman in front of him so seriously.

After a while, he said:

"Did you go crazy after you knew the truth?"

"Quite the opposite."

Wade crossed his waist and let out a smug laugh.

He said:

"I was crazy before I realized it, and luckily, don't you think a normal person's mind can bear this terrible truth?"

"I inadvertently touched the absolute reality of the world beneath the vanity."

Deadpool spread his hands and said:

"I should have had a breakdown, but my brain was talking to me, and it thought it was pretty good."

"I see you saving the world and playing with you."

"If you want to be a good person, you must be a good person, and if you want to be a bad person, you must be a bad person."

"Nothing can bind me, because to me, all restraints are fake..."

"When you don't take it seriously, it's not the same thing."

He circled around Merlin a few times, and he put his hand on Merlin's shoulder, and said to this fellow of his own:

"If you've had enough of this fucking problem and those fucking guys, why don't you send me back? My girlfriend will come back at any time, and I don't want her to see me asleep in the pool. ”

"How could she come back so soon?"

Merlin interrupted Wade's complaint with a wave of his hand, saying:

"Xia Kela is being crowned, she will become a strange queen, and you, you will become her royal husband."

"What did you say?"

Deadpool's eyes widened.

He stretched out his fingers to cover his mouth, and asked with a look of disbelief:

"My girlfriend is going to be a queen?"

"Doesn't that mean I'm going to have a queen tonight... Wow, it's exciting to think about! ”

“.....”

Merlin glanced down at Deadpool's crotch and shook his head.

"You madman is so unseemly."

"Alright, let's get down to business."

He said to Deadpool with a serious expression:

"Let me ask you first, when you contact the observers, do you reach out to them, or can they contact you at any time?"

"What do you mean by that?"

Deadpool screamed dissatisfied:

"You're talking like I'm a call girl! Of course, when Uncle Ben wants to play with them, he will take the initiative to 'go over'! ”

"Good."

Merlin lowered his voice and said to Deadpool:

"I'm going to do a big thing, I can't tell you what I'm going to do, because you can't control your mouth, but I promise you, it's good for you to do it, it's a great good."

"I'm looking for some treasures with the primordial divine power of the universe, they are scattered all over the universe, I can't just blindly plunge into the stars... And we don't have much time left. ”

"Hey!"

Deadpool blinked, and he said impatiently:

"You're still so verbose when you live again! Just tell me what you need me to do and what benefits I can get, right? ”

"Refreshing!"

Merlin gave Deadpool a thumbs up, who snorted triumphantly.

"I'll get straight to the point."

Merlin Says:

"I need you to help me 'cheat'!"

"You break down the fourth wall, go to the world of the observer, and find stories about this universe... Then I transcribed the locations of those cosmic wonders, their properties, and their whereabouts, and then brought those materials back to me. ”

He patted Deadpool on the shoulder and said:

"The more you find, the better, the reward... Let me think. ”

Merlin rubbed his chin as he said to Deadpool:

"Didn't you just complain to me that you were fake?"

"Then let me ask you, do you want to be 'real'?"

Deadpool was stunned for a moment.

He looked at Merlin suspiciously, and after a few seconds, he said:

"What if you're bragging about me?"

"Even if I lied to you."

Merlin pointed to Deadpool's head, and he said:

"Do you have anything to lose?"

"Uh..."

Wade scratched his chin, he thought for a moment and said:

"It seems that there is really no loss."

"So, what if I can actually do it?"

Merlin made a gesture to count the money in front of Deadpool's eyes, he patted Deadpool on the shoulder, and said:

"Aren't you going to make a lot of money, then?"

"Smack"

Deadpool clapped his hands violently, and he said excitedly:

"That's right! It's worth a try. ”

"Then do it."

Merlin gently said to Deadpool:

"I'm waiting for your news."

"Okay, but you send me out first!"

Deadpool looked left and right, and he said:

"I can't get out of here."

"As I said before, it's a dream, brother."

Merlin Says:

"Just open your eyes."

"I know to open my eyes!"

Deadpool blinked as he said to Merlin:

"But the problem is, I just can't wake up."

"Huh?"

Merlin turned his gaze to the present world in astonishment, and soon he saw the scene in Brimstone Harbor.

Deadpool's body is lying in the pool...

It's long gone.

No wonder this guy can't go from dreams to reality.

He's really dead this time!

A hint of embarrassment flashed in Merlin's eyes, and when he dragged Deadpool into the dream, he really didn't notice that this guy was actually staying in the pool in a strange position lying on his stomach.

"Ahem"

Merlin coughed, and he said to Deadpool, who was still blinking beside him:

"What's that... I'll send you out. ”

"Take a step back, okay, just stand there! Don't move! Don't move no matter what happens! ”

Merlin raised his finger, orange light shining on his fingertips, and intricate runes danced in the air, along with the indifferent voice of the Raven Maharaja:

"Take Merlin. Riley, Lord of the Wastelands, in the name of the Vain King, Wade. Wilson, I curse you! ”

"Huh"

A glowing orange light wrapped around Deadpool's volitional body like a snake.

In the dance of light, a god-level curse was inflicted on Wade, who looked confused.

"You will be trapped in filthy flesh forever, you will walk with exhaustion, I curse you, you will not be able to get relief from death!"

"Get out! Get back into your stinking body! ”

"As long as I'm alive, you'll never want to die!"

"Buzz"

The curse of the Prophet takes effect the next moment, and Deadpool's soul breaks through the dream and returns to his hung body, and the moment the dream dissipates, Deadpool gives Merlin a nonchalantly middle finger.

He screamed:

"Hell, Uncle Ben's body doesn't stink! I've been taking a shower 10 times a day lately! ”

Merlin didn't care about the complaint, and the moment Deadpool opened his eyes, Merlin's voice rang in his ears.

He said:

"Remember what you promised me, Wade, to find the whereabouts of those strange things as fast as possible!"

"This cursed immortal body is my wedding gift for you."

"Happy newlywed, friend."

PS:

There will be a change tomorrow, for the sake of female readers, tomorrow 3+3, although I doubt that I have no female readers, but what should be expressed still has to be expressed.

In short, Happy Women's Day everyone~Love you~

Questions about female readers... I guess, probably, probably, maybe, with a slight probability, yes...