The soul of the war army has a feeling of madness, looking at this little devil, he really hates it, not this sister Lin, but himself, they all say that good men don't fight with women, why do you say he has to make trouble with this little devil? If you knew this, it would be better to say sorry honestly, and then go your separate ways and see each other indefinitely, how good!

It's a pity that there are cold medicines, toothache medicines, and headache medicines in this world, but there is no regret medicine! Look, the soul of the war army is on the thief ship!

Shaking his head, he recognized it, and looked at this little Lori depressedly, he said:

"First, I'm not called uncle, I'm only 24, not old at all, I am in my youth, and my life is very good; Second, I'll do something for you, but don't bother me in the future! What do you think? ”

"Besides, it's not an uncle, don't you, do you think I'm willing to bother you? Isn't this that you made me cry, and you want to compensate me? Uncle, if you help me once, we will even if we tie it, okay? ”

"You still call me uncle?" The soul of the war army trembled!

"Uncle, did I call you that? You can't hear it wrong, can you? ”

"Ahh I'm! "The soul of the war army roared angrily, and finally knew what it meant that 'women and villains are difficult to raise'!

"Uncle, are you angry?" Little Lori blinked her innocent and pure eyes, looking at the soul of the war army carefully!

"Bang", the warrior spirit raised his fist and slapped it on his head, of course, no effort!

"My name is Wolf Soul, let's go, hurry up and finish what you have to do!"

The soul of the war army said weakly, he was appointed, the uncle is the uncle, let alone the uncle, just call him uncle or aunt, he accepted his fate. He saw it, this little devil, he couldn't afford to mess with!

The little girl raised her little red fist, "yes! "Hurray! Obviously, celebrating their victory!

The soul of the war army almost had a crooked nose, but looking at the little girl's excited appearance, her heart softened for no reason, and her anger suddenly dissipated to the clouds.

So, led by Lori, they walked out of the city.

On the road, little Lori is like a chirping sparrow, talking non-stop!

"Uncle, you know what? I had almost no friends since I was a child! ……”

"My parents are very strict with me, I always come up secretly to play! Hey, I'm smart, right? ”

"I've been forced to learn a lot of things since I was a child, and there are a lot of messy things like etiquette, and I'm annoyed to death, but my parents are so fierce that they force me to learn!"

"Uncle, you know what? I love making clothes, hehe, in the future, I want to make the best clothes for my mom and dad! I'll definitely do it! You say, will they be happy? ”

"Uncle, you know what? Those men are very annoying, and they circle around me like flies! ”

"Uncle, you know what? Some of the men were good or bad, staring at me with disgusting eyes, which made my hairs stand on end. ”

"Uncle, you know what? ……”

……

"Uncle, do you have a girlfriend? I'll be your girlfriend, right? ”

Plopped, and the soul of the war army fell to the ground at once! Originally, under the siege of these fifty ducks, he was already dying, but he was still alive, but the last sentence of the little girl suddenly killed him!

"Uncle, uncle, what's wrong with you?" The little girl anxiously shook the soul of the army, and after a long time, the soul of the army finally came back from hell!

"I beg you, don't say it, okay? Let me be quiet for a moment! I thank you, and with you today, I have learned two very useful truths! ”

The little girl blushed with shame, but when she heard the second half of the words of the soul of the war army, she showed an extremely enthusiastic desire for knowledge, and asked with a flashing little star.

"The first truth, I understand that you can't provoke women, because only women and villains are difficult to raise; The second truth, two women together is a hundred ducks, and one woman is fifty ducks, this arithmetic problem is simply too correct! ”

When the little girl heard this, her eyes immediately turned red, and she shed tears, click, and the soul of the war army felt a lightning bolt hit the top of her head, her scalp was numb, and her hairs stood on end, and she couldn't wait to give herself two mouths! Why do you provoke her at this time?

Hurriedly began to coax this little girl, and finally, after signing a number of unequal treaties, the little girl finally smiled after the rain and the sky, but at this time, the soul of the war army bowed her head forever!

He recalled the various promises he had made, and if he counted them carefully, he would not have fulfilled them in his life, and his only hope was to write them down immediately. Sell. Body. Deed., sold the 160 catties to the little girl, there may be hope of paying off the debt!

They traveled all the way west, until they came to a place where birds were singing and flowers were fragrant, along the way, the frequency of the little girl's speech was significantly reduced, but the content was rising in a straight line, therefore, the soul of the war army calculated, on the road for more than an hour, the little girl said for more than seventy minutes, well, there was a pause in the middle for a total of two minutes!

Marry a chicken and a dog and marry a dog, let him go! Such a sentence suddenly appeared in the mind of the war spirit, and he smiled dumbly, he had been tortured by this little witch and had a tendency to be perverted!

The soul of the war army didn't know that he was the only man who could hear the little girl's heart, no, it should be said that he was the only one! After that, when the soul of the war army knew, there was no irritability in his heart, only deep emotion!

What will happen to this little girl later? Let's wait and see!

The little girl chattered, as if she hadn't spoken in the past nineteen years, and kept saying some interesting or boring things, although she didn't clearly say her family background or anything, but the war army soul could also feel that the origin of this little girl was absolutely unusual.

But he didn't have any crooked thoughts, so he just listened casually, didn't guess, and didn't ask, but this just made the little girl feel satisfied and moved, and a mysterious string in her heart also trembled slightly.

The little girl seems to have really opened her heart in the face of the soul of the army, and even said when she started wearing underwear, which made the soul of the war army really cry and laugh, but the simplicity, purity and kindness of this little girl also left a deep impression on him, the only fly in the ointment is that this guy is too ghostly!

I really couldn't bear it anymore, and the spirit of the war army said: "Sister, how far is it, what are you going to do?" You're not going to kidnap me, are you? ”

"Uncle, it's not far away, just walk through this forest! Hehe, it seems that the big bad wolf abducts and sells Little Red Riding Hood, and Little Red Riding Hood doesn't have the ability to abduct and sell the big bad wolf! ”

The mouth owes, the soul of the war army despises himself fiercely in his heart, no, because of the mouth owes, he got a certain free hat - the big bad wolf, but he suddenly remembered the big bad wolf, I don't know which god it is, and gave such a unique name!

"Okay, okay, tell me, what kind of task is it?"

Change the subject quickly, this is the only way to avoid embarrassment!

"I'm a feather coat master, and I'm going to collect feathers to make a neon coat!" The little girl's crisp voice suddenly became less annoying, because the battle spirit heard a word that interested him.

"Feather Cloak Master, what's that? Do you make raincoats? A neon raincoat? As for that strenuous? Isn't a piece of tarpaulin done? ”

The soul of the war army didn't come back for a while, but the result was obvious, and he was severely humiliated by the little girl!

"Uncle, are you from Mars? Don't you know that? You...... Did you graduate from elementary school? One of the four beauties, Yang Yuhuan, one of her neon clothes and feather clothes, fascinated the three emperors of the Tang Dynasty, don't you know? Uncle, don't say I know you, it's a shame! ”

The soul of the war army hid his face and cried bitterly, his face was gone, and even his lining was gone! was ridiculed by a teenage girl, and there was no chance to ridicule each other, but the more she lived, the more she went back! It's really shameless!

In the kind of "deep house compound" where there is no single female fly except for a bunch of bald donkeys, the soul of the war army has three most commendable characteristics:

First, fast, accurate, and ruthless killing skills;

second, the character of doing everything and being vicious against the enemy;

Third, the love for his brother who is as passionate as fire and can stick a knife in both ribs!

If I had to add one, it would be the smell of laughter and scolding, and a mouth full of furnace ash.

If you talk about this, no one is afraid of the soul of the war army, but when it comes to poetry and songs, it seems a bit difficult for him to be a strong man from a science background. But it's not like he doesn't know about the feather coat, but who made him just think about the feather coater? No matter what, I can only complain about his arrears, ask honest questions, don't talk about those idle stories!

Alas, men, don't talk to women when you're thinking about things, or you're likely to die a miserable death, believe me, that's right.

Fortunately, the little girl didn't really want to humiliate the soul of the army, she paused and said:

"One day when I arrived in Ironstone, I was wandering the streets, and I met a sick old woman, and I cured her, and she passed on my profession as a feather coat master.

Uncle, you know what? This is the only hidden profession, hehe, the master said, I am unique, we are all in the same vein! ”

The little girl smiled, offered a treasure, and said:

"At the beginning, the feather coat master was very ordinary, he could only make some ordinary clothes, and the material of the clothes could only be feathers, but it was already powerful, it could be fashion!

The master said that when the feather coat master grows to a certain level, he can make an artifact, and it is a winged garment that can fly! ”

The soul of the war army is full of waves! Sister Lin fell from the sky, but I didn't expect to pick up the treasure! This is the favor of God.

"Hehe, sister, am I good to you?" The spirit of the war army stopped, rubbed his hands, a strange light shot out of his eyes, stared at the pretty face of the little girl, and asked with a smile.

That image, how do you look like a strange uncle with a lollipop, who is saying to little Lori: "Little sister, I'm okay with you?" Come, come with your uncle, and he will take you to eat strange lollipops that taste good! ”

The little girl was taken aback, crossed her hands on her chest, and asked in surprise:

"Uncle, what are you going to do? Don't you want me to be your girlfriend? You can't force me with it! ”

Faint to death, who instilled this hateful theory in the little girl!

The battle army soul coughed and said, "Well, that, I'll talk about it later, I want to ask you, would you like to join my family, there are many big brothers and sisters who can play with you!" ”

This battle army spirit didn't deceive little Lori, Li Fei's studio does have a few big sisters, but they don't live with work!

The little girl thought for a while and said, "Then can I see you often?" Can you stay with me often? ”

The battle army spirit nodded, and the little girl shouted happily, saying, "Okay, okay, okay, I'm joining, you can't lie to me!" ”

Baby! Hey!

The soul of the war army didn't know, what he picked up was more than just a treasure? That's the treasure of the city!

Got the little Lori.,Next,I'm going to pluck her feathers.,Oh,Help her pluck the birds' feathers!