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Huang Xiaowei jumped out of Qin Shi Huang's arms and screamed: ", it hurts Lao Tzu, it hurts Lao Tzu to death!" Malegobi's, which fucking bastard made a rumor, when someone died, he didn't feel it at all, ahh ”

Huang Xiaowei was scolding there, and suddenly he was thrown to the ground by the excited Qin Shi Huang, Qin Shi Huang hugged him and cried and laughed: "Xiaowei, you are alive, you are finally alive, woo woo, the widow still thinks you are really calf." ”

Huang Xiaowei was held in his arms by Qin Shi Huang, and said a little stupidly: "Brother Win, you are also dead, that's great, when you cross the Nai He Bridge in a while, you have to drag me a little, I heard that when many ghosts cross the bridge, they accidentally fall down, and they will be annihilated directly, hey, Brother Win, don't say it, the air here in the underworld is good, but there is a smell of searching, which is the same as the smell of Li Laosi's old bastard." ”

Li Laosi stood aside, with a black face, and coughed quietly: "That's how you repay Lao Tzu for saving his life?" ”

When Huang Xiaowei heard this familiar voice, he was stunned for a moment, then glanced at Li Laosi, and did not ask him why he appeared here, but said with a little melancholy: "I forgot, you are too platinum star, Huang Xiaowei pinched his teeth and said: "What's the matter, I'm here to send Lao Tzu, right, if you want me to say why are you so familiar, don't come to these virtual things?" ”

Huang Xiaowei pushed Qin Shi Huang away from him, stood up and put his arm around Li Laosi's shoulders and said: "I said old bastard, look at Lao Tzu has been working for you for more than half a year, so calculated, I can be called a member of your heavenly court, even if I am not a regular employee, temporary workers can always be counted, and I also died in the line of duty this time, so is it good, you go and discuss with the judge of Hades in the underworld, let me and Brother Ying cast a good baby, not much else, at least let us two be the sons of the richest people in the world in the next life." ”

Li Laosi opened Huang Xiaowei's arm around his shoulder, shrugged his shoulders and said: "I'm sorry, let's reincarnate this matter, he is not in charge of the fourth master, I want to say, after you die, you go to the underworld to find Lao Yan and Lao Lu by yourself." ”

Huang Xiaowei looked at Li Laosi with disdain and said: "Isn't Lao Tzu dead now, let me go by myself, you tell me, the bureaucracy is too serious, this pushes that, that pushes this, just don't do the right thing, Huang Xiaowei kicked Qin Shihuang, who was lying on the ground because of excessive bleeding, and said: "Brother Win, don't lie down, you can also help talk to the old man, I'm all here for the sake of the future, hey, Brother Win, Brother Win?" ”

Seeing that Qin Shi Huang hadn't responded to him, Huang Xiaowei angrily went up and kicked him, "You're pretending to be dead and pretending to be endless, aren't you, hurry up, black and white impermanence will come after a while, see how you are still ....... Speaking of this, Huang Xiaowei was suddenly stunned, looked at Qin Shi Huang on the ground in surprise, stepped forward and kicked him again, and said strangely: "Huh? How can I still kick him, isn't he a revenant? And...... Why is Lao Tzu's stomach screaming now, will the dead be hungry? ”

Li Laosi ignored Huang Xiaowei, squatted down, and pressed one hand against Qin Shi Huang's forehead, and in an instant, a golden light flashed through his fingertips, and after a while, the scars on Qin Shi Huang's body had recovered at a speed that was visible to the naked eye, especially the long knife edge behind him, which was as smooth as ever in less than five seconds, and was as pink as a newborn's skin.

Huang Xiaowei stared at Li Laosi, who treated Qin Shihuang's injuries, so stupidly, he didn't react for a long time, is he still alive? Huang Xiaowei picked up a long knife from the ground, and gently cut a small wound on his hand, when he saw the red blood gushing out of his fingers, Huang Xiaowei screamed again: "Damn, I'm really not dead!" ”

Li Laosi, who had treated Qin Shihuang's injuries, glanced at Huang Xiaowei and said lukewarmly: "What's the matter, you just want to die so much, come on, come on, the fourth master will help you." ”

Huang Xiaowei hugged the old man's arm, shook it vigorously, and said with emotion: "Fourth, you haven't asked the dog to eat it with your conscience, it's really in vain that Lao Tzu is usually so good to you, I knew that you could come to save me, hurry up, let me kiss you." ”

"Hey, you kid get out of the way for me, Li Laosi stepped aside in fear, he was really afraid that this kid would give him a mouthful, damn, the old face of the fourth master is also your match, and the old lady Liu of the Yangge team is about the same.

Qin Shi Huang woke up from a coma, Huang Xiaowei and he hugged each other and cried and laughed, both of them were people who slipped away in the ghost gate, and at this time they cherished their lives even more, Li Laosi stood aside and watched the two big men hug each other and cry, and said very really: "Okay, okay, you two big men are crying and not finished, right, Xiaowei, anyway, you are alive, and the fourth master will go first." ”

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly wiped away his tears and said: "Where are you going, first clean up the hundreds of thousands of Chu troops outside the city, if you leave, we will not have to die, uh...... Huang Xiaowei stared at Li Laosi for a long time, rubbed his eyes and said, "Fourth, do you think I still have any internal injuries that have not recovered, how do I think you seem to have become transparent?" ”

At this moment, Li Laosi was like a reflection in the water, and the whole person became ethereal, and the old man smiled lightly: "Don't get me wrong, this is a doppelganger of Lao Tzu, and the body is still outside to fight against the law." ”

"Fourth Master, this time I am mainly here to save you, now that you and Qin Shi Huang are safe and sound, the mana of my doppelganger is almost used, and it will naturally disappear."

Huang Xiaowei nodded and said, "Oh, that's it, then you first finish cleaning up the Chu army under the city and disappear." ”

Li Laosi shook his head into a rattle and said: "Forget it, our immortals kill mortals indiscriminately, then we will be punished by heaven, as for those people under the city........ You don't have to worry about it, just watch the show for a while, after speaking, Li Laosi looked up at the sky and said in a deep voice: "Calculate the time, they should already be on their way." ”

At this moment, Li Laosi's figure became more and more illusory, and the old man nodded at Huang Xiaowei and chuckled: "How about it, do you still want to use that God's Hand?" ”

Huang Xiaowei spread his hands and said: "You didn't tell me at the beginning, just to let me understand that there is no such thing as eating lunch for nothing in the world, right?" ”

"Well, that's right, do you want to return the hand of God to the fourth master?"

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly put his hands behind his back: "Dream on, such a good baby, I am reluctant to return it to you, it's a big deal that I will pretend to be forced in the future." ”

Li Laosi nodded, and did not forcibly take it back, this hand of God, anyway, no one can use it when he takes it back, it is better to put it here in this kid, besides, after this catastrophe, this kid should have thoroughly understood the truth, and he will think about it before doing anything in the future, whether it is worth fighting with his own life, to put it bluntly, there is nothing in this world that is not earned for nothing.

Li Laosi's body has become more and more illusory, and he waved his hand at Huang Xiaowei and said, "Xiaowei, I'll go first, why don't we get together again." ”

"Hey, you wait a while, Huang Xiaowei stopped Li Laosidao.

"What else?"

Huang Xiaowei pinched his teeth and said: "Ao, it's nothing, I just heard you say that you owe Lao Tzu money, and you don't seem to want to pay it back...... "bang", Li Laosi heard Huang Xiaowei mention the money, and directly blew up his doppelganger, and his body turned into a cloud of green smoke and dissipated between this world and the world.

Huang Xiaowei was stunned for a long time: "it...... This old bastard is really hardworking......."

Li Laosi left, leaving Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shihuang standing on the east wall of Yingcheng, looking at each other with big eyes, Huang Xiaowei said: "Brother Win, why are you two alive, but there are still hundreds of thousands of Chu troops under this city, right?" ”

Qin Shi Huang patted his chest: "Xiaowei won't say anything, let's go, why don't the brothers surrender, they finally picked up a life, but they can't be wasted." ”

"You're enlightened, hurry up, go to my house and get the white flag....... Belch....... Brother Win, are you familiar with the two goods below? ”

Qin Shi Huang lay on the city wall and stared at it for a long time, touched his chin unnaturally and said: "It's a little familiar, it seems to be Lao Liu and Lao Cao........

........

Under Yingcheng, Xiang Yan looked at Xiong Kuohai and the thousands of Chu troops who ran back with a roll, and said happily: "General Xiong came back so soon, how about it, have all the Qin troops in the city been killed, what about that Xiaoyao Hou?" ”

Xiong Kuohai was so frightened by Li Laosi that he couldn't speak, and at this moment he trembled and said, "Yuan ...... Marshal....... God...... Immortals, there are immortals in the city. ”

When Xiang Yan heard this, he turned his face up and said unhappily: "What kind of immortal, you just say that you didn't kill that Xiaoyaohou." ”

Xiong Kuohai thought for a while, and finally shook his head honestly.

Xiang Yan snorted coldly, didn't bother to pay attention to this waste, and said in a loud voice: "Pass on the handsome order, everyone...... All...... Belch...... The latter words were swallowed back by Xiang Yansheng, he looked at the scene in front of him, and couldn't help but burst into a foul mouth: "Damn, who are those two old men?" What's riding under your ass? ”

.......

In front of 650,000 people, Liu Bei and Cao Cao rode bicycles, swaying from the distant plains to the foot of Yingcheng.

Cao Cao sat on the back seat, patted Liu Bei's head with a disgraced face and scolded: "Liu Da'er of Malegobi, can you ride, tell me, how many times have I let you fall along the way?" ”

"You have the ability to ride, you don't know what kind of virtue Xiaowei's broken bicycle is, the rim is drifting," Gada, "Liu Bei and Cao Cao were choking each other, and they didn't notice a stone under their feet, and the two old men were directly swept off the bicycle by this small stone."

"Paralyzed, Liu Da'er, you're blind, aren't you, you don't see any stones?" Cao Cao sat on the ground angrily and scolded Liu Bei.

Liu Bei shook Cao Cao's face and said, "Damn, you are still finished, Lao Tzu has listened to you forcing all the way." ”

"You are still reasonable, right, as he spoke, Liu Bei and Cao Cao fought in front of the 650,000 Chu army.

Everyone: "......."