Chapter 344 342
After listening to Huang Lei's words, Ling Rui was shocked to realize that he had actually eaten too much today, much more than usual.
"Now I understand why there is a string of such shows in life." An Ge exhaled and said with a smile, "Wind and snow, eating roast chicken racks alone, this is the color of life; If the seasoning is not enough, it is necessary to add a little spicy, which is a presumptuous habit; There is no menu, the boss has it in his heart, this is the treatment of a gourmet; The peddler is a pawn, and the noodle soup is enough, which is the particularity of collocation; After three rounds of wine, what can be ordered to finale, this is Yan Shan's interest; The old cannon waved his hand, knowing that it was the old man coming, which was the precipitation of time. ”
"Yo, have you memorized this summary of your life?" He Jiong smiled in surprise.
"Teacher He, do you also read it?"
"Haha, I know something."
"But I think it's very reasonable, whether it's the color of life or the presumptuous fetish, I think I'm talking about life." An Ge replied with a smile, "I have not experienced much, so I can only watch more strange things to increase my experience." A series like Life, the words in the show, sometimes I think they all make sense. ”
He Jiong raised his eyebrows, "Who are you, Xiaorui?" ”
"Ahem, he doesn't watch food shows."
Hearing this, Ling Rui raised his eyes slightly, "Any food program is not as good as you, beautiful and delicious." ”
"Wow!"
"Oh!"
"Boom!"
"Terrible!"
"Why do you want to give me dog food when I'm already holding on!" Peng Peng rolled his eyes, then said with a grin, "However, the taste of this dog food is still a familiar recipe!" I like it! ”
Everyone coaxed, Ling Rui smiled, An Ge helplessly covered his face, why is this person always like this! Won't you be shy?
"Hahaha!" The elders laughed and shook their heads helplessly.
"Xiao Rui's love talk skills are okay." Jiang Shan raised his eyebrows, "Flirting with my sister must be accurate." ”
"There are no love words, but words from the bottom of my heart." Ling Rui replied with a smile, "Brother Shan should also say more about such heartfelt words." ”
On the side, Li Na glanced at Jiang Shan with disgust, and then hugged her arms with both hands, "Hey, I'm going to get goosebumps." How old are we both here, and it's too ...... to come here."
"It's too crooked." Jiang Shan answered.
"It's not just that I'm tired, I can't stand it myself." Li Na shook her head, helpless, "If he says that one day, I definitely think he has done something wrong." ”
"Hahaha." The crowd laughed again.
Jiang Shan looked at Li Na with a pitiful look.
"Don't look at me, if you really prepare this one day, I must think that there is someone outside you!"
Jiang Shan: ...... I'm too south.
"Okay, now that everyone is full, even if you want to eat, control it, the ingredients are ...... There really aren't many left. He Jiong opened his mouth and looked at the ingredients, "Hmm...... We also have more than a dozen mouths to feed the program team and the live broadcast team......"
"Feed more this year, feed fatter, weigh it in the New Year, and sell it at a good price." Huang Lei nodded, "After all, the price of pork has risen this year, and it has risen sharply." ”
"Teacher Huang is right." He Jiong nodded and answered.
"That's right!" Zifeng agreed.
"I'll do the math on how much we can sell!" Peng Peng looked at the sky with both eyes, raised his head, and kept pinching his fingers with one hand, making a calculated appearance.
Zifeng looked at Peng Peng expectantly, "How about it, how much can it be sold?" ”
Peng Peng pondered for a while, "I haven't figured it out yet!" ”
Ling Rui just turned the skewers over and spoke, "An adult takes 60 kilograms as the standard, generally speaking, an adult's bones account for about 20% of his body weight, and the blood volume of a normal adult should be 7%-8% of his body weight." In other words, a 60-kilogram person has 12 kilograms of bones, about 4000cc of blood, and pig blood is about 3 yuan a catty, and the rest should be internal organs and meat. According to the average price on the market now, pork ribs cost 30 yuan a catty, meat costs 35 a catty, and the internal organs are divided by one and ......."
"That is to say, according to the market price of pork, a person, after being weighed, can sell for at least more than 3,000 money, of course, I haven't counted the money of pork belly, pig heart, and large and small intestines."
"In addition, I estimate that the staff present must be more than 60 kilograms, so we can collect more money in the end."
Program Group and Live Group: ...... I treat you as friends, but you treat us like piglets? Is it appropriate?
"That's a lot of money!" Peng Peng's eyes widened, "Brother Rui, it's only 200 yuan for you to weave a bamboo bag!" ”
"Yes, it's a loss!" Zifeng also agreed.
"That's a loss."
"In the future, if our mushroom house is short of money, we will weigh the fattest one in our mushroom house, and then ...... Sell it, and the money comes back. He Jiong laughed and looked at Peng Peng.
Peng Peng: ...... "Teacher He, aren't our guns open to the outside world?" ”
"It's fun to skin it once in a while!"
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Live room.
Netizens also found Ling Rui's calculation interesting.
"I have 70 kilograms, so do I have to sell it for 4,000 yuan! I never knew I was so valuable! ”
"I'm 80...... That's a lot of money! ”
"In this way, I sold myself to the mushroom house! All I need is a meal! ”
"You're thinking too much upstairs!"
"No mushroom house! There are more than a dozen piglets in the mushroom house! ”
……
"Speaking of which, Mr. He, let's really raise a pig!" Huang Lei suddenly spoke, "When we grow up in the future, we can still make a pig killing feast." ”
He Jiong thought for a while and looked at Huang Lei, "Teacher Huang, are you serious?" ”
"Really." Huang Lei nodded.
"Then why didn't you boil the lanterns......
Huang Lei: ...... "I just think pigs are also very cute, isn't there a song that sings like this?" Pig, you have two holes in your nose~"
Others: ...... Teacher Huang with a strange painting style.
"Actually, raising a pig is not too much of a burden for us." Ling Rui then spoke, "In this way, if we have leftovers, we can all solve them." ”
Program group: Dare to love us, we are really the same as pigs...... Settle your leftovers!
"That must be fed for nothing!" An Ge nodded in agreement and raised a palm, "I think it can grow to two hundred catties in a year!" We can sell it for at least 5,000 yuan! ”
Li Na also felt reasonable, "It makes sense, these years, the breeding class will not lose too much." Like this year, pigs without swine fever can earn a lot. ”
"Okay, then look for a piglet." He Jiong nodded in response.
Chen Kezhou picked up the horn, "We refuse." ”
"Why?"
"You don't record shows every day. It's as if you could feed the pigs every day! The most important thing is, if you really raise it, will you slaughter Mr. Huang? ”
Huang Lei raised his eyebrows, "Zai!" Why don't you slaughter! Don't wait for the New Year? ”
"Half a year is definitely not fattening, at least two seasons."
"Then slaughter next season!"
Chen Kezhou: ...... Why do you always feel like it means something?