Chapter 305
After spitting out a groove, he already understood that this big rooster boss called the bully of chickens should be a boss like a roadblocker. The setting of the roadblock has actually been used in many stand-alone games, and it is all too common to fight the boss to enter the next map. But it's the first time I've met Li Junhao in online games. "Wait, who said this is an online game? No one ever said it was an online game, and I didn't see any other players here besides me. Could it be that this is a single-player game? ”
"In terms of online games, a chicken among the top chickens with a height of about 5 meters is definitely not something I can kill alone, but if it is a stand-alone game, I should be able to do it." It's just that in the face of such a tall bully among chickens, can it really work? After cheering himself up, Li Junhao rushed over. Of course, Lee Jun-ho was slapped away by the bully of chickens. "Hold the grass, so bite? The amount of blood has dropped by a third, bastard. ”
"If this Nima can win, I will be superhuman." The bully of the chickens did not take advantage of the victory to pursue, maybe in its eyes, Li Junhao is just a scumbag, not worth chasing and killing. "Rub, dare to look down on me, I haven't died anyway, do you want to try it and see what the punishment of death is?" Speaking of death, Li Junhao is still a little afraid, whether it is a stand-alone game or an online game, this is just his guess, if this is like infinite space, the real body enters, and if you die, you will really die. So he is melancholy now, he is very melancholy, and the master of the evil space doesn't know how to arrange an NPC to introduce things here to them, otherwise he wouldn't be so melancholy. However, even if this kind of NPC is really arranged, it will still be melancholy, who knows if the owner of the space is deceiving people? Therefore, in the face of death, human beings will still be afraid, and they will still be afraid. Lee Jun-ho, who had no way to commit suicide, exited the dungeon space and returned to the place where he teleported.
"As long as you take a step, you can enter the next scene, but this game actually has the mechanism of a roadblock, and it hurts to be a real Nima egg." Since he doesn't understand the hegemon among chickens, he can only honestly kill ordinary chickens. However, before killing chickens, he had to go back to the village to buy some equipment, after all, with more than 60 copper coins, he could still buy some things in the novice village. For example, when he was doing a beginner's quest, he saw a weapon at the blacksmith that was slightly better than the beginner's weapon. Weapons: Rusty Novice Dagger Attack: 2-3 PS: Although it is rusty, as a dagger, its attack power is still better than that of the Novice Wooden Sword. Although the blacksmith has other novice series weapons there, but judging from his current assets, he only bought this dagger until half past five in the afternoon, and Li Junhao, who was killing chickens, suddenly felt that someone was calling him, but he looked around and didn't see anyone. Just when he was confused, an emotionless voice came to his head. said: "In reality, if someone touches the player's body, will they quit the game? Glancing at the time in the lower right corner, he found that it was almost six o'clock, and it seemed that his friend in the dormitory had asked him to get up for dinner. As for why his roommate didn't ask him to get up for lunch, Lee Jun-ho has always ignored it, not to mention, if he really asks him to eat lunch, it is estimated that he will get angry, and many people have such a thing as getting up, especially for young people who haven't woken up. Well, don't ask me why I know, this is a lesson in blood and tears.
"Exit the game." Among the two options of 'OK' and 'Cancel', Lee Jun-ho chose OK, and his consciousness instantly darkened, and then Lee Jun-ho heard his roommate shaking his body while waking him up. "Jun Hao wake up, hold the grass, can't you wake up like this? He wouldn't have stayed up all night and died suddenly, right?" "Fourth, you get out of the way, let me come, let me have a super fart on his nose, I don't believe he can't." When Li Junhao heard this voice, he knew that it was the boss who was talking, Nima, the whole bedroom, except for him to do such obscene things, there was no one else. Li Junhao hurriedly opened his eyes, saying that he woke up, for fear that the boss would give him a fart, he didn't know if others would do this, but the boss was a lewd person, he would definitely do this, and more importantly, Li Junhao couldn't beat him, according to his inner thoughts, if he could beat him, the boss would have been killed by him a long time ago, this lewd thing relied on his strong figure of 1.88 meters, and bullied him a lot in his freshman year. "Hold the grass, boss, can you take your ass off my face?"
"Second, I don't mean anything else, the fourth said that you may have died suddenly, but as the boss of the dormitory, I have to make amends, what if you are rescued by me? Nothing else, really, I really didn't mean to fart and stink you. "'Hold the grass, don't tell you what you really think, bastard.' Hearing the boss say this, Li Junhao's face twitched, but compared the body types of the two, 1.88 meters VS 1.68 meters, tsk, it was completely abused, so I still pretended not to hear it strategically.
"Hehe, so that's the case, now that I'm awake, can the boss let me go?" The boss looked regretful and reluctantly got off Lee Jun-ho's bed, looking like he regretted that he didn't give Lee Jun-ho a stinky fart.
"Okay boss, don't be weird, since the mouse is awake, then everyone hurry up and go to the cafeteria to eat, anyway, I'm about to starve to death" Mouse, get up quickly, I'll wait for you. "The weather in Sichuan in July is very hot, and the temperature in NJ City has always been a few degrees higher than that in CD City, so Li Junhao doesn't need to wear any jacket, just a short-sleeved shirt and boxer shorts to go out." Brothers, walking. A dormitory of eight people began to march towards the cafeteria. Nothing special happened in the middle, the kind of situation where you meet the goddess as soon as you arrive at the cafeteria, and then lead to a series of pretending to slap your face and the goddess walking hand in hand, now there are more and more brainless people who pretend to slap your face, not rigorous at all, not real at all, will the goddess go to the cafeteria to eat? Isn't the goddess supposed to be with the male god, and you are enjoying a French meal?
How could it be possible to come to a place like a civilian canteen, not starting from the actual situation at all, this kind of pretending to be a slap in the face...... Please DM me! Ahem, I revealed my preferences, but it's okay, let's move on to the book. After the eight people finished eating, the seventh of them proposed to go to the basketball court to play basketball, and everyone was ready to go, but Li Junhao didn't want to play basketball today. "What's the matter, rat, don't you usually just play basketball except for playing games? It's really strange that you didn't go today. "It's the fourth one who speaks more intellectually." That's right, second, tell me honestly, do you have to have a private date with a beautiful woman? "It's the boss who doesn't have a mouth.
"How can you cultivate, say okay, everyone has been a single dog for four years in college, you secretly broke away from our FFF group, it's unforgivable, I'm going to burn it!" The one who is sick is the youngest in the dormitory. ... Looking at everyone's crusade one by one, Lee Jun-ho is full of black lines, doesn't he just don't want to play basketball? How did it become that he had a girlfriend, and how did it become heinous? 'If I had a girlfriend, I would eat in the cafeteria with you?' When he thought that others were in pairs, and he didn't have a girlfriend yet, his heart was a burst of blood, of course, it was impossible for him to say this, after all, it would cause internal contradictions. "Stop, stop, you guys think too much, I'm just playing all night, I'm still a little tired, I want to rest early." Li Junhao panicked, in fact, he wanted to go back and verify whether that space was real and whether he could enter it again. "Although we know you're lying, we're going to let you go today, brave boy, go and create a miracle, fight for your life, and become the first one in our dormitory to have a girlfriend."
"yes, yes, let's go." "If you don't kill someone, you won't be allowed to come back." 'Hold the grass, you sluts. Although Lee Jun-ho didn't tell the truth, as long as he entered that space, he was rested, and now his roommates think he was going on a date, how did Nima explain it? "Forget it, I said that I was going back to rest, if you don't believe it, forget it, I'll go first, bye bye looked around, and found that this is where he went offline.
There was a stupid hen watching him right in front of him. Li Junhao didn't say a word, and picked up the scum weapon in his hand is a bunch of slams. After a while, he poked the hen to death, and when he was about to continue poking the next monster, he found that there was a person not far in front of him, who was also killing these monsters. "It's not easy, this game finally has other players, damn, I was alone all afternoon, so I almost thought it was a stand-alone game."
Li Junhao hurriedly walked up, and when he saw this player's face, he almost sprayed, Nima, with a 'funny' face, is a person who will spray when he sees such a face. However, when he finally saw the other players, Lee Jun-ho still said to the player with the name "God's Funny" on the top of his head: "Friend, what about killing monsters?" "After the man killed the hen monster, he didn't speak, but looked at him as if he was mentally retarded." Funny can still have such a look? Li Junhao suddenly felt that the whole person was about to be bad, and he didn't know what to say.
Fortunately, this comical player named God is not brain-dead, and he has many things that he is not very clear about in this game space, and now he can meet other people inside, and see that his weapon is actually a dagger, so he determines that this person should enter here before him.
"Well, I've only been in this space for a long time, my friend must have come before me, can you tell me what's going on here." Li Junhao was a little surprised, he thought that the tone of a person with such an ID should be relatively frivolous, but he didn't expect it to be so, well, how to say it, steady?
"Well, I've been here today, just like you, but I've been here since the morning, and I've been in a little longer than you, but I don't know much." "It's fine." God's funny said very calmly: "Say whatever you know, anyway, I don't know anything here, I'm not like you young people, I like to play games, so I get started quickly, I haven't played any games, I just like to brag and chat on the Internet, just now I died in the mouth of these monsters, at the time I thought I was really dead, but I was reborn directly in the village, I just thought, this may really be a game." ”
After hearing that the funny death of the god can be reborn, Li Junhao breathed a sigh of relief, after all, it is a matter of small life, and he can't help but test his own life, now it's okay, and he doesn't have to worry about dying in the game space in the future. "Listening to your tone, you should be very old, or I call you uncle, if you are funny, it doesn't feel so good."
"You can call me God"..."Haha, kid, just kidding, don't be so serious, you just call me uncle, by the way, can you add friends to this game, add a friend first. ”
Hehe, that's not funny. The corners of Li Junhao's mouth twitched and said, "Okay, let's add friends first, but I don't know how to add friends." Well, wait a minute, wait for me to look into it. The god made a funny gesture of please, and then Lee Jun-ho began to study how to add friends.
Properties Panel. There is no option to add friends.
"Backpack." Well, no. "Add friends." No response. "Friend system." Now there is a reaction. With Li Junhao's mental silence, an operation panel similar to QQ appeared in front of his eyes. There are options to search for friends, add friends in front of you, strangers, blacklist, etc. After Li Junhao chose the option of 'add friends in front of him', he didn't turn off the friend system, and turned his eyes to the gods and said funny: "I have already added you as a friend, you just need to agree." The god nodded funny, and then Lee Jun-ho received the news that his friend had approved the application.
"My friend added it, so I'll tell my uncle what I know." Then Lee Jun-ho told the gods all he knew, including adding agility not only to increase movement speed, but also to increase attack speed, including adding agility not only to increase movement speed, but also to increase attack speed. The monster's attack can be dodged, and if you want to go to the next scene, you must kill the monster lord of this scene and so on.
Li Junhao didn't rest after finishing speaking, and said directly to the god funny: "Uncle, what is the adjustment of your pain percentage?" "100 percent, what's wrong?" God's funny said this very calmly. Hearing this, Lee Jun-ho didn't know what to say. "Uh, uncle, don't you feel pain when you don't peck a hen? Also, don't you feel fear when you die? "Huh? It's painful when I'm pecked, but I can bear it, and if I die, as long as I'm a human being, I'll have a sense of fear, but after knowing that there's no real death here, then the fear has been reduced a lot, well, it shouldn't have any effect on me. ”
Swallowing his saliva, Li Junhao asked cautiously, "Uncle, what are you actually doing?" God's funny brow frowned, and just when Lee Jun-ho thought he wouldn't speak, God's funny said, "I'm a thug." "Bad groups? Such a thought flashed through Lee Jun-ho's mind. "What? Think I'm a thug for a bad group? Feeling a little scared? ”
(End of chapter)