Chapter 245: A Shemale (Second Update)
"Hehehe... It's really rare that Sakasky would be in the mood to say so much? Lieutenant General Hailan, you still really have face..."
With a burst of hearty laughter, Lieutenant General Jonathan also appeared in front of Hailan and Akainu.
Hailan smiled: "What? Could it be that even Lieutenant General Jonathan rarely communicates with Lieutenant General Sakaski? ”
Jonathan used the back of his hand to block half of his mouth and whispered to Hailan, "You don't know... Sakasky is actually a tsundere..."
This is a world where seniority is ranked regardless of seniority, only by strength.
In terms of qualifications, Hailan is only a junior brother after the thirteenth year of Akainu, and he is not qualified to talk to Akainu and Jonathan at all.
But Hailan is now a lieutenant general in the headquarters by virtue of his strength, so in the eyes of Akainu and Jonathan, Hailan is on an equal footing with them.
Akainu burst into a rage: "What did Jonathan say, you bastard?" What do you say about your big idler always relying on my G1 branch? Aren't you going to the 'Iron Ore Island' to report on your work? What if pirates invade there? Get out of here! ”
Although Akainu has a fiery temper, not everyone is afraid of him.
Even when he became a marshal, Sengoku often hid behind the door and secretly teased him...
Jonathan's force value is not as good as that of Akainu, and he can sit in the position of lieutenant general because of his good force and superior intelligence.
When he went to investigate whether the pirates were in ambush, Jonathan had already consulted about the situation of the "Iron Ore Island", and he suspected that the pirates were diverting the tiger from the mountain to attack the west.
It turns out that he just thinks too much... This pirate attack was extraordinarily simple.
Jonathan replied slowly, "I'm not going to help you clean up the battlefield..."
"Fuck off!!"
Hailan, who was near the two of them, of course, saw the truth clearly.
But the soldiers in the distance are different...
"Lieutenant General Sakasky is really terrible... Even Lieutenant General Jonathan dared to train..."
"Shhhh Work and work, and when Lieutenant General Sakasky hears about it, he will die..."
……
After a two-day break in the G1 branch, Lieutenant General Jonathan finally went to "Iron Ore Island" to start his petty bourgeois life, while Hailan and Bucky went to Dressrosa.
Bucky had traveled to the New World with Roger, and he was far more practical than a sailing guide.
However, this time, Hailan did not take off directly with Bucky, but went to Dressrosa with him on a merchant ship.
The identity of the navy is particularly inconvenient, and Hailan has started his old business of disguising his identity again.
And this time, he disguised himself as a "superhuman. Electromagnetic Fruit" ability.
"It's your turn, stinky... Stinks ........"
On the merchant ship, Bucky shouted a name out of his mouth, which was extremely strange.
And "Stinks", who is sitting opposite Bucky, is naturally the pseudonym of Hailan after he came to the New World...
The redhead's name is "Shanks", and the English letter is Shanks, and Hailan spoofed the "incense" in the redhead's name as "smelly", which translates into English as Shoks.
In fact, to the locals, the name is nothing special.
Only Hailan, a person who understands "Chinese", can understand the connotation...
"Right A? I can't afford it! ”
Hailan closed the cards in her hand and looked at a beautiful woman beside her.
This woman has full breasts, a bewitching figure, long hair like a waterfall, and a good face, no matter how you look at it, she is not inferior to Boya Hancock.
Merely... His temperament is a little broken, quiet as a virgin, moving like a madman...
"Damn, it's too difficult to 'fight the landlord', right? Don't play anymore! ”
The woman spread the cards in her hand and got up to leave.
There is no elegance that women have between their gestures, but they are like a rough old man.
This so-called "fighting landlord" is naturally copied by Hailan directly according to the memories of his previous life, otherwise there is no fighting landlord in the world of pirates.
Looking at the back of the woman leaving, Hai Lan shook her head: "It's a pity... Who would dare to marry such a woman? It's a pity that it's a good skin..."
"You don't understand that, do you?"
Bucky smirked, "Some men just like this tune..."
"It's good to be a woman, but some things are really troublesome... I wouldn't have joined the 'new humans' camp if I had known... But for the sake of the little ladies of Dressrosa... Lao Tzu endured! ”
In order to ensure that no important information is missed, Hailan's "Seeing and Hearing Color Electric Field" has been turned on all the time, but unexpectedly he suddenly heard such a sentence.
Thankfully, he didn't drink water... Otherwise, it will be sprayed on the spot...
This Nima is a shemale, is it from Peachy Island?
Thinking of Bucky's obscene appearance, Hailan tentatively said, "Such as... What if that woman is a man becomes? ”
Bucky was stunned for a moment, then smiled even more: "Isn't that more exciting...?" ”
Hailan almost pumped it on the spot, "Bucky... Are you? ”
Bucky hurriedly waved his hands: "No, no, no... I'm normal, I, Bucky, always like women! ”
"Uh... Bucky, shuffle the cards..."
"Okay~"
Hailan had only heard that there was a shemale king who had turned the residents of Peachy Island into shemales, and he thought that they were all women's clothing bosses, but he didn't expect that shemale king to be able to do it to this extent.
If this were on Earth, the "Hormone Fruit" would probably be the number one on the list of "Most Popular Devil Fruits".
In the future, I will have a chance to meet that Shemale King, and I don't know if Vegapunk can crack his Devil Fruit ability.
……
"This is Dressrosa..."
A few days later, Hailan and Bucky arrive in the land known as "The Land of Fairies of Love and Passion".
Without Sucrose's help, Doflamingo would have lost the means to turn the place into a land of toys.
In the original book, Doflamingo's management methods are extremely simple and crude.
Those who support him will be protected by him, and those who oppose him will directly turn Sucrose into toys and throw them into a toy factory to work as coolies, and those who are recruited will be forgotten anyway, as long as Sucrose does not have a problem, Dressrosa will not have a problem.
And now, if Doflamingo wants to manage the kingdom again, he will have to put a lot of effort into it.
"Hello, this is the first time in Dressrosa, would anyone like to show me around the country? Stinky man, go away, do you want to take advantage of others? ”
The woman who originally looked like a man's wife has become a young lady who sells germination since she came to Dressrosa, and Hailan couldn't help but shudder when she saw it, and she really felt a chill.
A woman greeted the ladyboy: "Welcome to this welcoming country, it's just that our country has just experienced a war and is still under construction, please don't mind." ”
"It's okay."
The shemale gave the woman a warm hug directly and took advantage of it as much as she could.
He is not a "new human", because the real "new human", from the appearance to the heart... It's all shemales...