Chapter Thirty-Nine: Who Are You?
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Everyone picked up their wine glasses, and Huang Xiaowei first coughed a few times and said, "That...... Why do you want to eat this meal today, the reason is very simple, why does our family belong to the double happiness today, as for why it is said to be double happiness, the first joy is that Brother Ying and Lao Meng finally came back from the Qin Dynasty, and by the way, they also beat down the South Korea of the dog day, Brother Win's current territory has greatly increased, so we want to ....... Liu Bei and Cao Cao sat on the table and coaxed: "Why do you kid get so much, we are still in a hurry to eat." โ
"Okay, okay, then I'll speed it up, I believe everyone knows this second joy, that is, Brother Ying is like Mingyue proposing today, let's congratulate a couple and wish them ...... Can't you wait for me to finish eating, why don't you let me talk a few words and pretend to be a few words? โ
Originally, the big guy was hungry, how could he still have the heart to listen to Huang Xiaowei's vernacular at this time, one by one he moved his chopsticks and hands for fear that he would be robbed of it if he was slow, Huang Xiaowei saw this and quickly sat down and joined the battle group, fifteen minutes later, everyone barely ate a full seven, then slowly stopped the chopsticks, drank a little wine, and bragged.
Dongfang Qing and Jiang Mingyue have been maintaining a confused look since the morning, although their identities can be guessed from the conversation between Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shi Huang, but they are still not sure, after all, the appearance of this group of people in front of them is really difficult to connect with the group of famous guys in history.
Dongfang Qing looked at Huang Xiaowei, who was bragging with Meng Tian next to him, and said, "Hey, the food is almost finished, shouldn't you introduce us to Brother Ying, who are they?" โ
Huang Xiaowei and Cao Cao smiled at each other, put down the chopsticks and wine glasses in their hands together, Huang Xiaowei hugged Dongfang Qing and said, "Wife, who do you want to know first?" โ
Dongfang Qing swept the princes and generals at this table, and finally said: "You tell me first, who are not from the same era as us here. โ
"Except for you and Mingyue."
Dongfang Qing exclaimed: "Even Wan'er? โ
Huang Xiaowei nodded, hugged the little girl who was playing on the phone, and said affectionately: "Wan'er, come and tell you Sister Dongfang, what is your full name?" โ
The little girl blinked her big eyes and said in a milky voice: "Wan'er called Shangguan Wan'er, speaking of which, the little girl lowered her head and whispered: 'I'm sorry Sister Qing, Brother Xiao Wei didn't let me tell you what Wan'er's surname was, you won't be angry with Wan'er, you won't like Wan'er anymore, right?" โ
Dongfang Qing looked at Xiao Wan'er and silently made a lip gesture to Huang Xiaowei: "Which Shangguan Wan'er?" โ
Huang Xiaowei said directly: "Prime Minister of Women, Shangguan Zhaorong." โ
Dongfang Qing, who heard these eight words, looked at Xiao Wan'er's eyes changed and changed, after all, which Shangguan Zhaorong in history is famous, but the most impressive thing is her unbearable reputation, but will Xiao Wan'er in front of her really become the profligate woman in history in the future?
Thinking of this, Dongfang Qing hugged Xiao Wan'er, kissed her lovingly, and said, "Wan'er is so well-behaved, how can Sister Dongfang be angry with you, it's not too late for you to tell me now." โ
The little girl smiled happily and said, "Thank you, Sister Qing." โ
Dongfang Qing looked at the little girl in her arms and sighed gently, the Shangguan Wan'er in history is not the current Xiaowan'er, a person's living environment can sometimes determine many things in the future, if she has been living with herself, Dongfang Qing dares to guarantee that she will never become the woman in history, after all, a helpless little girl wants to survive in that stormy palace, without sacrificing something, I am afraid that she has already died and there are no bones left.
After finishing talking about Xiao Wan'er, Dongfang Qing pointed to everyone: "Okay, you should quickly explain honestly, I want to see that the people sitting at this table today are all those historical celebrities." โ
Huang Xiaowei held chopsticks in his mouth: "I think let's come in chronological order, Lao Meng, you and Brother Ying came first, you two will talk first." โ
Meng Tian smiled and said, "It's good to say, in the land of Xiameng..... Dongfang Qing was speechless when she heard this: "I didn't ask about this fake name, besides, who gave you this fake name, it's so ugly." โ
Huang Xiaowei coughed unnaturally.
Meng Tian touched his chin and smiled: "Well, the name Mengdi is indeed quite ugly, but I am used to hearing it, but Xiaoqing, you can also call me another name in the future, Meng Tian." โ
"Meng Tian? Dongfang Qing was stunned, although he had already guessed it, but at this time he couldn't help but be shocked, the man sitting in front of him was actually known as the first warrior in China, the commander of the 300,000 Mengjia army, General Meng Tianmeng, thinking that he had nothing to do before and always asked him to work, Dongfang Qing was weak for a while.
It was Qin Shi Huang's turn to introduce himself, and he saw that this thing was abnormally pretending to be forced: "Xiaoqing, you should also know who the widow is, yes, the widow is the first handsome man in the sky and the earth, and the strongest in the universe....... Talking about the point, don't keep adding adjectives, Huang Xiaowei lost a chicken bone on Qin Shihuang's head.
Qin Shi Huang pursed his lips and said: "Okay, okay, the widow is fake to win Zhengzheng, and his real name is Yingzheng, which is the Qin Shi Huang in your mouth." โ
Dongfang Qing wasn't too surprised this time, anyway, he had already guessed eight or nine, what really made him curious was the identity of the three people in the back, one surnamed Cao, one surnamed Liu, and one surnamed Huo, it seems that the identities of just a few people can be equated with Qin Shihuang Meng Tian and them.
Jiang Mingyue was full of little stars in her eyes, and she hugged Qin Shihuang's arm and said nymphomaniac: "Hmm, my win is really the best, come to incense." โ
"Uh-huh, it has to be fragrant, Trojan."
Everyone: "........"
Hehehe, Liu Bei sat on the chair and looked at Cao Cao and said with a smile: "According to the chronological order, it will be the turn of the two of us next, Cao Apu, do you think who will come first?" โ
Cao Cao said unceremoniously: "I'll come first." โ
Liu Bei's face turned horizontal: "Why did you come first, how old are you, didn't you hear what Xiaowei just said, who came earlier and who said first, did you come early with me?" โ
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"Fuck you Malegobi, who do you think you are, dare me to call you big brother, Lao Tzu has always been called big brother, Liu Bei pointed to Cao Cao's nose and said unceremoniously: "I'll tell you Cao Agui, you'd better be fucking honest tonight, or I'll kill you a bastard." โ
Cao Cao slapped the table and was furious: "Damn, Liu Da'er, you deceive people too much, and you killed me, okay, come, why don't you settle the new account and the old account together today." โ
"Come on, whoever is afraid of whom."
As he spoke, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were fighting again, and they were picking each other's eyeballs at this moment......
Crowd: "......."
When the two old guys had enough trouble, ten minutes passed, and everyone just watched them fight, anyway, it's not that they haven't seen two old men fight, everyone knows in their hearts that the two old men are fighting, but they have never been ruthless, unlike Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shihuang, who have no light or heavy hands in their hands, and the bruises on their faces have not disappeared until now.
After the trouble, Liu Bei slapped the table and said first: "Xiaowei's name for me is Liu Dade, you can also call me Liu Xuande, but after saying it, you are not allowed to call me Liu Daer every day like Cao Agui, an old shameless person, and you are not allowed to mention the matter of selling shoes before......
Everyone was excited, Dongfang Qing and Jiang Mingyue were more excited, Liu Bei, this is Liu Bei, can he move, the second daughter asked first: "Is Zhao Yun handsome?" โ
Huang Xiaowei and Qin Shi Huang's faces pulled down at the same time......
It just so happened that at this time, the TV was playing the TV series "Martial God Zhao Zilong", which flashed blind people's eyes, Liu Bei pointed to the actor of Zhao Yun in it and said: "Zilong is also not young now, but when he was young, he was more handsome than the person in it, that is....... Damn, who is this Xiahou Qingyi, Zilong's wife is not called this, hey, Cao Apu, surnamed Xiahou, is Xiahou Yuan Xiahou descendant, by the way, who is that Xiahou Jie, why haven't I heard of it?
Cao Cao stretched out his hands: "Don't ask, I'm more confused than you, who knows that he Xiahou Jie is a commodity drilled out of that horn, anyway, we don't have this person in our family, as for what Xiahou light clothes...... Not to mention. โ
Huang Xiaowei opened his mouth and said: "Okay, don't mention the TV series that ruined the three views, Lao Cao hurry up, it's up to you." โ
Cao Cao coughed lightly, and subconsciously wanted to tidy up his clothes, but found that he was wearing an old man's T-shirt, so he had to give up and said: "The lonely king is called Cao Ameng here, and you should also know another name, Cao Mengde, I am also the same sentence, I am not allowed to call Cao Apu, and I am not allowed to mention it...... Person..... The word wife, you can also mention it, don't add the word Cao after it. โ
Jiang Mingyue whispered: "You're talking about people. Wife Cao? โ
Cao Cao's old face sank: "King Qin, it's time to take care of it." โ
Dongfang Qing looked at Liu Bei and Cao Cao, who were still choking each other in front of him, with mixed feelings, how is this different from what he imagined, although Liu Bei and Cao Cao had nothing to do, they were fighting, but most of the time, they had to wear a pair of pants, is this still the Liu Bei and Cao Cao in history who wanted to kill each other? Dongfang Qing's three views were refreshed again.
In the end, there was only one Huo Quzhi left, and he hadn't introduced himself yet.
Dongfang Qing looked at him and asked, "Xiaojun, who are you, wait a while, don't say it yet, let me guess, after thinking for a while, Dongfang Qing said tentatively: "You........ It can't be Huo Yuanjia, right? โ
"Poof," the drink in Huang Xiaowei's mouth squirted out very unimagedly, Huo Yuanjia? It's a shame that this girl figured it out.
"Who is Huo Yuanjia, I haven't heard of it, Huo Quzhi shook his head.
"Ao, I'm sorry, I've watched too many Jet Li movies recently, so who are you, there seem to be only a few celebrities surnamed Huo in history, wait a while, Dongfang Qing suddenly shook her body, surnamed Huo, only sixteen or seventeen years old, and you can do light work, Xiaojun, you won't be ......
Huo Quzhi nodded and said: "Sister Xiaoqing, my full name is Huo Quzhi, speaking of this, Huo Quzhi was a little depressed and said: "But I am far worse than Brother Meng, and now I am just a nameless captain, and in the eyes of many people, I still rely on my identity as an uncle and aunt to become a person." โ
Dongfang Qing and Jiang Mingyue looked at Huo Quzhi's somewhat depressed expression, they really don't know what to say, big brother, you are not worse than them at all, and even much better than them, the great Sima of the Han Dynasty, the champion Hou of a hundred battles, would actually say that it is not as good as Meng Tian, General Meng has not achieved such brilliant achievements at your age.
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