Inscription......

If someone asks the seven generations of Hokage-sama......

"Seven generations of Hokage-sama! Do you remember what your first kiss was like? ”

Then, in order not to expose the black history of the past, the seventh-generation Hokage, who has a normal complexion, may use pertinent common words such as fragrant and soft to fool the past......

But if you ask the Hokage-sama of the seventh generation specifically......

"Lord Hokage, who did you give your first kiss?"

Then, what will be presented to the questioner will definitely be a golden afterimage that will quickly disappear. So much so that in addition to the bystanders who witnessed this scene decades ago. and the party who won the first kiss of the seventh Hokage......

Who was given the first kiss of the seven generations of Hokage has always been the most talked about and unfathomable mystery in the entire Konoha Ninja Village......

- From the fragment of "Konoha Ninja Village Chronicles - Naruto Ninja Uzumaki".

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The abruptly enlarged facial features in his eyes, as well as the warm and soft touch that faintly fed back, made Naruto's entire brain fall into a blank state of collapse. And even Naruto quickly realized what was going on right now from this familiar scene. However, due to his own hidden strength and the original intention of maintaining the identity of the crane tail, he had to retreat and distance himself from this increasingly subtle abnormal situation with the reaction speed of an ordinary child under the coaxing sound around him.

As the saying goes, a wise man thinks a thousand times, and there must be a mistake......

In the years that have been spent on vigilance and vigilance in every detail...... Just like before, after solving the hidden danger of Mizuki and delivering Konohamaru with his own hands, Naruto is also doing his best to rewrite and avoid the occurrence of certain events while trying to keep a low profile.

Because of this, for Naruto, who thinks he has a normal sexual orientation and is a 100% straight man, in the original plot, it is enough to call the famous scene at the beginning of the relationship between Naruto and Naruto - the accidental kiss in the briefing meeting, which is also included in the list of events that should be rewritten and avoided!

It's a pity that he has a good relationship with the small group fan, and he won't be as needle-to-wheat as in the original book. And when he made up his mind to let Hinata change his surname to Uzumaki one day in the future, it was impossible for him to fight with the small group fan and be jealous of each other for the sake of Harunno Sakura...... In this original book, all the triggers that can trigger that scene have been rewritten in every detail. Naruto, who thought he was at ease, naturally relaxed his vigilance. So much so that it wasn't until just now, after reproducing the famous scene in public in a similar form, that Naruto wanted to cry and tearfully realized that all the efforts he had made had gone in the wrong direction from the beginning!

After all, if you want to avoid this kind of mess as much as possible in this day? Among the various changes that Naruto needs to make, the most important one is neither to establish a good relationship with the small fan in advance, nor to deliberately pay attention to avoid any feelings for Haruno Sakura inexplicably...... Instead, from the moment he stepped into the classroom, Naruto should have tried to choose a seat that could keep a distance from him after seeing the seat chosen by the small fan! It shouldn't be as usual, while greeting with a big grin, while throwing himself into a net, he took the initiative to run to sit next to the small group fan!

"What a mistake...... What an absolute mistake......"

Thinking of this, the look of confusion and sluggishness revealed from the eyes of the small fan in front of him was exactly the same as his own, so that Naruto could easily recognize that this scene that had just happened was not expected by this little guy at all, let alone premeditated in advance. So much so that the corners of his mouth twitched slightly, and Naruto, who once again became the focus of the attention of the whole class, felt more and more annoyed and remorseful for his carelessness.

"Then again, did Sasuke have rice balls for breakfast again before he left the house this morning? Why does it smell like a sour plum in your mouth? No matter how much you like to eat balls, if you don't pay attention to the nutritional matching, you will ......"

"That's not right! Now isn't the time to think about this, right? That was Lao Tzu's first kiss! If you count the previous life, it's the first kiss that has been kept for decades! Why was it taken away by Sasuke in such a low-level mistake?! ”

"And...... Sasuke, what are you blushing and shy?! Two guys kissing each other, you should feel disgusted and disgusted, right?! Why do you behave so much calmer than yourself in the original book! What the hell is this look of satisfaction? It's my delusion, right? It must be my delusion?! ”

Seeing that the small fan that turned around a little bit was not as shown in the original book, in the first time, he turned his head and retched in disgust. Instead, he looked at Naruto with a strange look in his eyes, and his cheeks turned away slightly rosy. Naruto, who was already thinking wildly, began to raise his hand to his forehead with a complicated face, and involuntarily complained in the bottom of his heart. It wasn't until he vaguely felt a sharp blade-like gaze from his side, full of murderous intent, that he suddenly raised his head. Then he looked around, and after seeing the source of the killing intent clearly, it was as if he remembered something in hindsight, causing Naruto's entire body to stiffen and stop in embarrassment.

"Huh? There is a murderous aura! With such a strong killing intent, could it be that the guy with the soil came to the door again...... Belch...... I seem to know where this killing intent is coming from......"

As I said before, the small group fan at this moment, although in order to allow himself to have a relatively clean solitary environment, he is trying to maintain a cold image. But it backfired, because of a mistake, it happened to restore the direction of the original plot, so that the number of fans who gathered to follow the small group fan, in these years, not only did not have the trend of decay and fading, but there was a possibility of exponential growth!

In this way, the source of the cold killing intent that will suddenly invade Naruto's Mori Leng is naturally about to come out - that is, the girls who are devoted to the small group fan, and towards the throne of the small group fan's girlfriend, and are constantly charging hard!

In this kind of "enthusiastic" treatment that seems to have suddenly become the public enemy of girls, the whole class of girls who are filled with grief and anger are staring at them...... If Naruto didn't guess wrong, then, according to the development of the plot of the original book. Next, what awaits Naruto should be......

"Naruto...... You ...... thing."

Sure enough, before Naruto's thoughts could be condensed, a complete prototype was condensed. A cold, biting female voice like a rakshasa demon came to Naruto's ears. Immediately, between the twitches of the corners of Naruto's mouth, he subconsciously followed the source of the voice, and turned around stiffly and a little. It was not surprising to find that the girls who had been scattered in the classroom before had all gathered behind Naruto since then. Then he rubbed his palms and invariably looked at Naruto who turned his head, revealing an extremely "friendly" smile.

"This ...... It was a pure accident...... It's definitely an accident! ”

"Huh? Do you think we will believe this kind of lame lie? ”

"Damn...... Sasuke-kun's first kiss obviously belongs to me! You're going to snatch ......."

"Do you know how much effort I put in to get Sasuke-kun's first kiss?!"

"I took precautions, but I never expected that Sasuke-kun's first kiss was finally given to ...... Naruto! I won't spare you! ”

"Violent ...... Violence against ......"

In the face of such a spectacular battle, not to mention it for the time being, Naruto at the moment is trying his best to hide his strength...... Even if he doesn't hide his strength, for these little girls who have been carried away by the ignorance of adolescence, Naruto will definitely not be able to directly fight back like he did with the enemies he has encountered in the past! And then I saw that just my words could not calm the anger of the fans in front of me. Naruto couldn't help but swallow his saliva as he subconsciously hugged his head and squatted in the defense, crying and whispering for mercy without tears.

"Light...... Tap ...... Whew——! Other...... Don't slap your face! ”

It is obvious that in this unguardable accident, Naruto, who was careless in Jingzhou, not only handed over his first kiss in chagrin. I had to be beaten up by this group of angry girls who didn't know the truth...... It is not a single line of misery, it is extremely miserable! And it's still a dumb person who eats yellow lotus, the kind that can't be said for bitterness!

……

"Shhh...... Pain Pain Pain Pain ...... Oh my god, these girls are a little scary......

After the girls were satisfied with their hands and returned to their seats. Naruto's delicate and handsome facial features had already been beaten by the chaotic fist group, and turned into a pig's head full of bags. In addition, in order to maintain his "crane tail" personality, Naruto can't perform medical ninjutsu in front of the rest of the class, or directly use the nine lamas' tailed beast chakra to resolve and heal the pain on his body. So much so that Naruto wanted to cry without tears, so he had to collapse on his stomach on the desk, while turning his head a little sideways, and looked angrily at the small fan figure with his hands over his mouth, trembling all over, obviously trying to hold back his laughter. And then under this unfair treatment, he suddenly muttered and complained with grief and indignation.

"Then again...... I'm a victim too! I didn't mean to! And, they're your fan sisters! Sasuke! Why don't you say anything from beginning to end? Look at my face, what are you beaten into?! ”

"Poof...... Ah, that's right, it's really miserable......"

At the same time, the small fan that tried to hold back his smile was not until Naruto looked into his eyes and began to vaguely become "friendly", and then he hurriedly restrained the gloating smile that appeared in his eyes. He coughed softly and took a deep breath as he looked at Naruto in a serious manner. And then at the critical moment when Naruto inexplicably felt that something was wrong, but he didn't have time to stop it, he teased and teased word by word.

"Ahem, ahem...... Don't worry, Naruto, I'll take care of it! ”

“…… Ha?! No...... You're in charge of it, big-headed ghost! ”

"Poof, hahaha! Hey, such a big reaction, are you shy? ”

"Who...... Who is shy?! ”

"Then again, it wasn't going to be your first kiss, was it? When it tastes, it seems to be ......"

“？？？ Bastard Sasuke! Please die on the spot! Immediately! Right now! Right away! ”

"Then you have to give it up, hahaha——!"

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In this scene, an unexpected episode that Naruto will never forget, just after it ended. Iruka, who was in charge of the briefing session, returned to the classroom with Hinata and Karin, who pleaded with him, and a roster representing the results of the distribution...... Because of this, in a sense, Hinata was worried that Naruto would be late, so he went to intercede with Iruka on Naruto's behalf, causing Hinata to miss the result of this ambiguous and strange scene.

Of course, the distribution of members of each team, or rather, the ninja squad, is the same as in the original book, and the results are based on various conditions such as their respective areas of expertise, or differences in strength, personality fit, etc., as a reference basis, and balance as much as possible. So much so that except for the passerby characters who play tricks, the distribution results of the twelve Xiaoqiang of Konoha are almost exactly the same as the settings in the original book.

For example, because of the existence of the secret technique of combined attacks that has been passed down from generation to generation, and the family power represented behind it. As a result, the new pig deer butterfly combination of Nara Shikamaru, Akido Dingji, and Yamanaka Ino is destined to form the tenth class under the leadership of Sarufei Asma, which is commonly known as Asma Ban.

And though in Naruto's heart, all kinds of reluctance. But because of Hinata's ability, it is more suitable for carrying out the task of seeking the enemy. So that Hinata and Inuzuka Ya and Shino, who are also good at tracking and exploring, formed the eighth class under the leadership of Sunset Red.

Because of this, except for the third class that graduated last year older than Naruto, so that under the combination of Li Luo, Hinata Ningji and Tiantian, it has long been fixed, that is, Kaiban. Among the twelve small powerhouses in Konoha, only Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are left, and the team has not yet been assigned. And logically, under the balanced concept of taking care of the tail of the crane, the top students belonged to Kakashi, and formed the most well-known and the strongest seventh class in the future!

It's just that I have to say that there are any deviations in this process......

That is probably because Naruto deliberately arranged in advance, so that the number of members of this seventh class is actually not as designed in the original book, it is an iron triangle of three people...... Instead, they broke the routine and formed the first four-person squad in the history of the Ninja School!

As for this additional fourth member......

Naturally, Naruto deliberately arranged for him to be in the class a few years ago, and he grew up studying together, so that at this moment, he could naturally join another descendant of the Uzumaki clan who entered the seventh class - Uzumaki Kao!

(End of chapter)