Chapter 269: The roof leak happened to be rainy
The Avenue of Online Games is Invisible Chapter 269 The house leak happened to be rainy and cloudy
Chapter 269 The roof leak happened to be rainy
Although he was not angry, if the water people were already dead, even if Wu Batian's roar in the sky was powerful enough to shock 10,000 people to death, Tie Heng's face was so black that he could be used as a blackboard for writing chalk words, and he couldn't change this fact. However, after all, they are all cattle people, and the gaffe is only temporary, and soon the two Demon Sect masters who were put together by Ruoshui recovered.
Wu Batian, who had vented fiercely through the Soul Dafa, first calmed down his emotions, after all, he had been escaped by Ruoshui once last time, and he had some immunity, although the established goal was not achieved at the moment, but Ruoshui died under his spell after all, and he was a little angry. This guy laughed dryly a few times, and many extremely vicious thoughts quickly turned in his mind, and he said to Tie Heng, the Seven Peerless True Person: "Heng Daoyou, I don't think it is necessary to stay here for a long time, if Daoyou is fine, why don't you come to my Yin Evil White Bone Demon Palace for a few days?" β
Why didn't Wu Batian mention the reason why Ruoshui did this unexpected thing just now, Tie Heng naturally knew it. Although he consciously used his own identity to deal with a player who was only a hundred levels, he actually made such a mistake, and it was really a shameless thing to let the target succeed in finding death, so he was extremely angry in his heart, but Tie Heng also knew that such a thing could only be done in private in the future, and it was better for him and Wu Batian not to mention it. As for the proposal of the second sect leader of the Western Demon Sect, he couldn't help but consider it, although what Tie Heng wanted to do most now was to go back to the mountain and refine the body of the thousand-year-old hooktail snake into a magic weapon, but for the sake of the great plan discussed by the two sects, I am afraid that this trip to the White Bone Demon Palace is really necessary.
So Tie Heng patted his fat belly, showed a smile that was more ugly than crying, and said: "Since this is the case, then Tie Heng is better to be respectful than to obey his fate." β
The two of them had decided, so they flew up at the same time, glanced at each other in the air, and then one of them sprinkled a sea of blood from his hand like a sea of soul blood flame magic light, one person put a mouth, ** a ball of blue light, mixed with seven galloping seven spirit blue poisonous blades, and joined hands to plow the entire valley inside and out, up and down, whether it was the gap in the mountain wall, the soil rolling out of the ground or the stream meandering from the low ground in the valley, there was no omission. Especially the humble cave where Zanglongzi used to live, it was illuminated with magic light back and forth seven or eight times, and even a finger-sized stone crack in the cave was clearly touched. From the belly of the mountain to the water, even an ant, a small grass, and a fish lice were all wiped out by the two demon sect masters with magic, and there was no sign of life in an instant.
"Hmm, it seems that the hidden dragon is indeed gone, and there is no one else in this valley, so I am relieved." Tie Heng, the Seven Peerless True Beings, saw that he and Wu Batian had teamed up to search the whole valley with the powerful spells of the two major demon sects and found nothing wrong, so he was relieved. Seeing that Tie Heng was finally relieved, Wuba Tian said: "In this case, Heng Daoyou, it is a long way to go to West Kunlun, so let's leave as soon as possible." β
Tie Heng nodded, each received a spell, and Wuba Tian turned into a red and blue rainbow, and disappeared into the western sky in an instant.
The evening breeze was blowing, and the moonlight shone on the already dilapidated Hidden Dragon Valley, clear as water.
After a full hour, there was still no movement in the quiet Hidden Dragon Valley, which could be called the Valley of Death. At this moment, only a few sinister laughter were heard coming out of the void, and Tie Heng, the Seven Absolute True Beings with a face full of spring breeze, and the Soul Old Demon Wu Batian appeared out of thin air, standing in the night breeze, smiling relative to each other.
"It seems that there is indeed no problem, if someone hid in the valley just now, and cast some spell to hide from the two of us, it should have come out at this time." Wu Batian nodded with satisfaction, rubbed his palms, and more than a dozen hair-thin red threads gathered from all directions and flew to his hand. Tie Heng, the seventh peerless real person, also picked his little finger, and a transparent scorpion that was only the size of a fingernail, with six pairs of wings and two hooked tails, appeared from the wind, fell into Tie Heng's palm, and was stuffed into a leather pocket hanging on his belt, "I didn't find anything, hehe, Brother Wu didn't say it, but secretly led Tie Heng around such a circle and slipped back, sure enough, it was Lao Cheng who was serious, but Tie Heng, he was really shallow just now, Brother Wu don't be surprised." β
Wu Batian smiled and said, "If it weren't for the fact that the disciples of the Nine Transformations Heavenly Temple have always been known for their cunning, why would we bother to do this?" But in the end, there was no tail left, even if the old monster left the Nine Transformations Heavenly Temple and ran here, he couldn't find a clue in the face of this Death Valley, in short, it would definitely not be connected to you and me. At this time, the two sects of you and me are the first to take the lead, if they cause trouble in the sect again, Wu is only afraid that the two sect leaders will be displeased at that time, so we should be cautious, we still have to be cautious. β
The two of them laughed at the same time, and when they finished secretly recruiting the few hands they had laid down while casting spells to search the mountains, the two of them turned into Changhong again and walked away, but this time, the two of them were really relieved to leave the Hidden Dragon Valley.
As two old villains who have accumulated for many years, the seven absolute real people Tie Heng and the soul old demon Wu Batian have experienced the sea of storms and waves, and the cautiousness of their actions and their scheming can be described as cunning as a fox and cautious as a mouse. This can be seen from the fact that the two of them discovered Ruoshui early, but did not rush to make a move, but waited until Ruoshui thought that he had not been discovered and was about to turn around and flee, and only then took advantage of his mental relaxation to capture him in one fell swoop, and in the actions just now, he repeatedly tried to test whether there were other people in the valley with spells, words and actions.
It can be seen that even if it is inferior to many players in terms of machine change, but the NPC's electronic brains are really better than the players when it comes to scheming and treacherous sliding, even if there is less contact with the player, the intelligence level cannot go up, but only relying on their own strength, the intelligence of some top NPCs should not be underestimated. Don't look at Ruoshui just now by relying on the player's characteristic of not being afraid of death, he put the two old guys together, but didn't he fall into the trap of Wu Batian and others at the beginning? Even if you get out and don't have to go to the demon palace to be tortured, Ruoshui has also paid a lot of price - the loss of the last time, it's not too much, it's not too much, it's not too much.
Speaking of Ruoshui, what is he doing now after hanging up for the second time in his life?
"This is all the fault of greed and greed, the moonlight that night is too beautiful and gentle, so I just want to go in and see if there is a treasure in an instant!" With his eyes closed, he was lying on the stone slab of Wangxiang Terrace with his legs crossed, singing about the misfortune caused by the moon in an adapted version, and Ruoshui was now considered to be a bitter pleasure. The feeling of being hung for the second time since entering the game.,Well,How to say it.,After really hanging up.,I don't think it's as bad as I imagined.,It's that you can't check what you just dropped in the state of death.,The setting makes Ruoshui a little unhappy.,Half an hour of worrying.γIt's not so easy to suffer from gains and losses.γ However, this is really the cleverness of the game company, although the death penalty is not so heavy that players can't afford it, but half an hour of waiting for resurrection time is enough to calm down many hot-headed players, and it can also make many players who love equipment and even love life have a good understanding of what it means to be like a year. Ruoshui has always felt that the PK behavior in the avenue is not as ** as in other games, and it must be related to the setting that you have to wait half an hour to resurrect after dying in the game.
But what makes Ruoshui feel unbearable the most is that the four so-called receptionists of the Difu Wangxiangtai are too fucked up, if it weren't for the fact that there was no way to do it in the Difu, Ruoshui really wanted to pick up a gold and steel plate brick, slam the flying brick and slap the whole horse face in front of him, and then build it into the local brick of Wangxiangtai at his feet.
That's right, our poor Shui Shui classmate probably forgot to burn incense when he went out, and not only did he hang it up once, but after going down to the underworld, he also met the most terrible of the four people in the underworld, Comrade Ma Mian from Brokeback Mountain. In other words, today's comrade Ma Mian is really fierce, and he is no longer the rookie who likes to harass male compatriots with only words, I don't know if there is a designer who lacks virtue and is drunk or abandoned by Ma Zi and then specially typed on the keyboard, in short, after a certain year, a certain month, and a certain day, all the male players who were fortunate enough to be received by Comrade Ma Mian in Wangxiangtai in the prefecture were desperate to find that this horse-faced monster who should go down to the eighteenth layer of hell and never turn over is not only interested in men's "sex", And also evolved a Tang monk's ** and a pair of fox eyes. Legend has it that most players who have been treated separately by a comrade after death suffer from the dungeon hysterical disorder, and when they see a creature with a slightly longer face, or a horse in their name, or a creature that resembles a horse, they will fall into an unconscious state of rampage, until the creature that caused the rampage disappears on its own, or is chopped into pulp.
Ruoshui didn't believe this, but in the whole half an hour of waiting for the resurrection, he finally understood the terrifying power of this legendary killer, the direct trigger of the dungeon fear hysteria, and the fearless comrade Ma Mian. The pair of autumn spinach that shook off like no money, the eyes that hooked the soul, the saliva splashed, chattered, and mixed countless ambiguous words into the death training regulations of the underworld, and the mouth that came like the Yangtze River flowing water like a wind and clouds, the lilac tongue that stirred in the mouth, and from time to time stretched out to add a "sexy" horse lip, and the body that couldn't help but stick to the body and the orchid fingers that were almost upturned to the sky, twisted incomparably, hit the cranial nerve again and again, If it weren't for the fact that he was still relatively young, and his nerves still had strong enough elasticity and resistance, it is estimated that he would have been directly brain dead by the blow.
Therefore, closing his eyes and sleeping, and using his incomplete singing voice to fight against Comrade Ma Mian's magic voice has become Ruoshui's only choice. Fortunately, Ma Mian can only be slightly harassed and can not take any practical action, otherwise, he will stare at Comrade Ma Mian's big eyes that are going to burst out of the water, and it is estimated that after the resurrection of Ruoshui, he can only hold up a sign with the four big characters "Chrysanthemum is not guaranteed", and go directly to the game company to file a lawsuit.
It's just that when Ruoshui finally survived the half-hour waiting time and gritted his teeth and submitted an application for resurrection to Ma Mian word by word, Comrade Ma Mian glanced at Ruoshui sadly, lightly opened Ma Mian's lips, and knocked Ruoshui directly in one sentence.
"According to the provisions of XXXX, the player Ruoshui must answer three questions from the prefecture staff, and answer at least one question correctly before he can apply for resurrection.
Meeting, it seems that a word can no longer describe Ruoshui's current mood, because he made two words to express his strong indignation: "I!" β
"Is the player Ruoshui willing to answer the question?" Another autumn spinach was thrown over, and the fire was quite strong.
"Answer." Ruoshui closed his eyes, took a long breath, and resisted the urge to vomit blood to squeeze out two more words from between his teeth, Comrade Ma Mian's eyes were too seductive, but relative to normal male compatriots, the degree of disgusting was undoubtedly proportional to the degree of seduction.
"Please listen to the first question: May I ask the player Ruoshui, explain what are the three disciplines and eight precautions of the Difu Wangxiangtai."
"Poof!" Ruoshui's chest still couldn't hold back the blood.
"The answer is incorrect." The system took Ruoshui's vomiting of blood as an answer, and ruthlessly gave a big fork, "Please listen to the second question: May I ask the player Ruoshui, as a loyal player of the invisible avenue, what are the five stresses, four beauties and three loves advocated in the game?" β
"Wow!" If the water does not vomit blood this time, it vomits blood instead.
"The answer is incorrect." The system continued to be ruthless, "Please listen to the third question: May I ask the player Ruoshui, what are the specific ones of the sixteen honors and sixteen shames of the underworld?" β
Because Ruoshui was already more out of the air at this time, and there was little air in, and he couldn't even make a sound, this time the system directly gave him a judgment that he didn't answer the question on time, and rejected Ruoshui's application for resurrection, and he had to continue to learn the rules and regulations of the prefecture from Ma Mian for half an hour, and he could only apply again after 16 honors and 16 shames, so Comrade Ma Mian drooled and happily came to Ruoshui again, hey, why should I say it again......
In this way, he tossed around in the dungeon for a whole hour and a half, and it was not until the third time that Ruoshui barely found some useful information in the indiscriminate bombardment of the horse face, barely answered one of the questions correctly, and was allowed to be resurrected. However, because his brain had been tortured to the point of being groggy, among the two resurrection locations of Yunju Cave and Hidden Dragon Valley, Ruoshui chose Hidden Dragon Valley instead of the safe and comfortable Yunju Cave.
After the resurrection, Ruoshui didn't realize that he chose the wrong resurrection location, but checked his losses for the first time, and the results were not bad, except that the character level and the Great Five Elements Biochemical Xuanwei True Law dropped one level respectively, the Vajra Duo that he got from the opponent a few days ago and the sixth-order flying sword that had been following him for quite a few days were gone, if you add a number of good deeds that were lost proportionally, Ruoshui's hard work in the past few days was basically in vain, and he also spared two magic weapons flying swords of good quality, It can be described as a loss. However, compared to being captured by Wu Batian and returning to the Yin Evil White Bone Demon Palace, Ruoshui feels that it is cost-effective enough now, the level or something can be replenished later, and the best equipment has not been lost, so it is already very good to be able to suffer less foreign crimes.
As for choosing the wrong resurrection location, this oolong, or Ruoshui sat on the ground in the Hidden Dragon Valley and rested for a long time, and finally recovered a little spirit before discovering it, at that time, Ruoshui was so frightened that he shivered, twisted his waist and a carp jumped up directly from the ground, twisting his neck like a nervous groundhog and looking around. It wasn't until he couldn't see anything abnormal nearby at all and made sure that it was safe that he put the fluttering little liver back into his stomach, and sighed dejectedly, "Damn, people are unlucky to drink cold water and stuff their teeth, today the third master is really unlucky!" β
"You can be regarded as unlucky, what is the matter with Uncle Ben today?" As this abrupt voice sounded, a yellow light flashed out of nowhere, and flew straight towards Ruoshui. Poor Ruoshui is like a frightened bird, suddenly heard an unfamiliar voice talking, and saw the yellow light suddenly burst out, and flew towards him, his heart was stunned, "No, come again?" This thought, and subconsciously raised a few flying swords and defensive magic weapons, blocking the flying yellow light.
The owner of the voice saw that Ruoshui's sword light and Baoguang burst out at the same time, and suddenly let out a "huh", as if he was happy, the yellow light suddenly turned, avoiding several other flying swords, and Ruoshui's sword light was as brilliant as a galaxy of stars. The light swords intersected, Ruoshui only felt that the brilliance in front of him was flashing violently, and he couldn't help but close his eyes, and when he opened his eyes again and could see things clearly, he found that the familiar sword light of Xingdou Han was missing in the group of flying swords around him, and a yellow rune paper fell from the sky, and a flying sword with silver light was slanted on the ground, and the starlight all over his body was disappearing according to a strange rhythm, gradually disappearing, and becoming an inconspicuous, flying sword-shaped stone.
Looking at his skill bar again, the skill icon of Da Zhen Gangxing Dou Han has turned into a gray display, and there are four big words printed on it: Unusable!
"I'll give you a lung!" Ruoshui raised his earth-shattering roar, "What's the matter today, is the broom star coming?" β
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