Huang Xiaowei had already been mentally prepared for everything, so he was not too surprised to hear his father propose to get the certificate at this moment, but Wu Di was a little dumbfounded and said: "Uncle, don't worry, this is the first time we have met." ”

Huang Xiaowei's father was a little unhappy and said: "Hey, it's better as soon as possible, you see how old you are, I'm your age, then Xiaowei will crawl all over the ground......."

Speaking of this, Huang Xiaowei and his father glared at Qin Shihuang and said: "Xiaodi, don't look at some people who look like dogs, but why don't you know what kind of virtue you have in your heart, so you have to be cautious and cautious in choosing objects!" ”

Comrade Wu Di whispered "um". ”

Huang Xiaowei sighed in his heart: "Brother Ying seems to be inseparable from dogs......"

Huang Xiaowei and his father felt that he was talking to his family a little bit snubbing the guests, and he also planned to rely on Cao Cao to beat Qin Shihuang well, and stop thinking about his daughter-in-law, so he gave Cao Cao and Liu Bei a glass of wine and said, "Two elder brothers." I toast you. ”

Cao Cao and Liu Bei saw that someone was toasting, they were very solemn, they held the wine glass with their right hand, and they habitually hid their faces with their left hand...... By the way, where are the two old brothers, what are you doing this time? ”

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly said: "That Uncle Liu sells shoes, this time I mainly came here to buy goods, Uncle Cao this time..... He..... Hey, Uncle Cao, what did you do before? Huang Xiaowei couldn't make it up anymore, so he threw the pot to Cao Cao.

When Cao Cao heard this, he hesitated for a moment and said cautiously: "I was a lieutenant in my early years. ”

"School ...... Ah, Uncle Cao is a school guard, the full name is the campus guard, and he is the security guard who watches the gate of the elementary school, this time he is here to play, by the way, look at his nephew, is it Lao Meng. ”

Meng Tian pulled Huang Xiaowei's clothes and said, "You are wrong, I am related to the person surnamed Liu." ”

Huang Xiaowei really wanted to smoke himself with a big mouth, but fortunately, after more than 20 minutes, this heart-wrenching meal was finally finished.

Huang Xiaowei wanted to take Qin Shihuang and them away as soon as possible, but who knew that his mother suddenly rushed out of the room and directly grabbed Huang Xiaowei's ears and pulled him into the room.

......

In the room, Huang Xiaowei looked at Huang Xiaowei fuckingly, pinched his waist, and said viciously: "What is the way that Ying Zhengzheng came from, is he your classmate, why are you so ignorant, and there is no tutor, I don't know if stealing other people's wives and giving birth to children is not **!" ”

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly defended Qin Shi Huang and said: "Hey, mom, you stop first, that piece of black ...... Xiang"

"What did you say?" Huang Xiaowei glared at Huang Xiaowei.

Huang Xiaowei hurriedly scratched his head and said, "Uh........ Which Wu Di is it, I've seen that side in total, how can it be settled so quickly, don't you say? ”

Huang Xiaowei's mother was happy when he heard it: "It turns out that I was worried that you were afraid that other girls would look dark and didn't like people, and you liked this after a long time." ”

"I ......." Huang Xiaowei suddenly felt like he had eaten a fly in his mouth, and he had a bitter word, and just wanted to continue to quibble, so he listened to his mother: "Okay, don't you think there is a problem with the family, besides, I have carefully observed her figure, and I have designated that I can have a son, you can marry this girl and have fun." ”

Huang Xiaowei: "I will strangle a black briquette." ”

Huang Xiaowei didn't pay attention to his son's complaints, and took out the prepared 3,000 yuan from his pocket, Huang Xiaowei's eyes lit green when he saw the money, this is not because he is greedy for money, well, he is indeed greedy for money.

In addition, the expenses have been too big recently, if there is no accident, even Huang Xiaowei himself has to feed five people, five big people, there is no need to spend money on food and drink, isn't it, if there is really no money in a few days, he plans to let Meng Tian go out to carry sandbags......

Huang Xiaowei handed the money into his hand and instructed: "It's okay to accompany Xiaodi out to watch a movie and eat tomorrow, and then go to your Uncle Wu's house in a few days. ”

Huang Xiaowei took the money, and he didn't care what his mother said later, and said casually: "Okay, okay, okay, I know, I will definitely go." ”

Originally, Huang Xiaowei wanted Huang Xiaowei to send Wu Di home, but Huang Xiaowei was very tough on the fact that he still had so many unfamiliar friends around him, and they all drank a lot of wine, what if something happened at night, and refused to escort Wu Di home.

In fact, Huang Xiaowei was afraid that she would send Wu Di home, what would he do if something happened.

Just look at Wu Di's tiger's back, if he finds a corner where no one is around, he will cook his raw rice into rice......

It's too late to regret this, he believes that this matter is not something Heixiang can't do, so he quickly ran away.

.......

After Huang Xiaowei and the others left, Huang Xiaowei came to the living room and took Wu Di's hand, and said with a smile on his face: "Child, Auntie has a crush on your daughter-in-law, don't worry that kid can't run, sooner or later it's yours, Xiaoyan, come here." ”

Li Xiaoyan, who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, suddenly felt that something was wrong, and walked up to her aunt and asked carefully, "What's wrong?" ”

"Hurry up and tell your future brother-in-law the kid's WeChat QQ mobile phone number."

"This ..... Li Xiaoyan is a little embarrassed, auntie, I don't know if he changed his number recently. ”

"Fart, you're both going to wear a pair of pants, don't you know?"

"Besides, even if that kid changes his new number, the first one to add it must be you, and the second one is the rich second generation who is out of tune, obedient, hurry up to Xiaodi."

"Auntie, I really don't have any!" Li Xiaoyan pursed her lips and said coquettishly.

Huang Xiaowei and his father also helped: "What are you doing for Xiaoyan when you are always embarrassed." ”

"Do you have your part to talk here, what should you do, I didn't see so many dishes, I don't know if I brushed them out, you just count on me, you want to exhaust me to death!"

"Okay, good," Huang Xiaowei's father couldn't stand his wife's tiger roar, and hurriedly ran into the kitchen.

Li Xiaoyan knew at a glance that if she didn't shake out all the kid's family background today, she wouldn't think about it, and sighed secretly in her heart, brother, sister is sorry for you.

.........

After eating, Huang Xiaowei led Qin Shi Huang and them to walk in the city at night, looking at the bright streets and the pairs of young couples hugging each other from time to time, everyone's mood became melancholy.

Although Liu Bei didn't know a lot of things, it didn't prevent him from sighing, and said: "Alas, the world is peaceful, the people live and work in peace and contentment, what a prosperous and peaceful scene, if Yun Chang and the third brother can also come here."

Huang Xiaowei led them to find a bench for pedestrians to rest and sat down, looking at these heroes in front of him, as a student of the history department, he has an unshirkable responsibility to explore the truth of history.

Of course, it may also be that the raging gossip fire in his heart was ignited, he looked at Liu Bei and said, "Uncle Huang, there is something I want to ask you." ”

Liu Beikuan smiled and said, "But it doesn't hurt to talk about it." ”

Huang Xiaowei organized the language and said: "That imperial uncle, they all say that you are the queen of Zhongshan Jingwang, but how do you also know that the prince's private life is too disorderly, and there are hundreds of children, not to mention those grandsons or something, I just want to ask you, are you really the queen of Zhongshan Jingwang?" ”

Liu Bei smiled and just wanted to answer, but he heard Cao Cao interject, "Although I don't know if Xuande is really the queen of Zhongshan Jing, but looking at your behavior and behavior, it is indeed a little similar to Gaozu Liu Bang, they are all fake benevolence and righteousness, and they are really villains." ”

Liu Bei unexpectedly didn't confront Cao Cao, but said to Huang Xiaowei with a smile: "I really don't know if I am the queen of King Jing of Zhongshan, maybe it is, it was just chaos in the world at that time, I have the heart to achieve hegemony in this troubled world, and if you want to achieve hegemony, you must have a loud name, what can be louder than Uncle Emperor of the Han Dynasty?" ”

Liu Bei looked at Cao Cao and said: "But Meng De, I can tell you honestly today, I, Liu Xuande, am indeed not a righteous gentleman, in the past, Gaozu wanted to abandon his own flesh and blood in order to escape from Xiang Yu's pursuit." ”

"And I, Liu Bei..... Alas..... Don't mention it, don't mention it. ”

Liu Bei's eyes gathered and then said: "What is the calculation of a righteous gentleman, Xiang Yu is conceited and heroic, and disdains to learn from the villain Liu Bang, but in the end he is not self-defeating by the Wujiang River, if it is not for the good name and I have a great use outside, how can I do any useless things, in my opinion, as long as I can get the world, do I still care about the name behind me?" ”

Cao Cao heard Liu Bei's reply, and laughed heartily, "Well said, it is worthy of being a hero who used to cook wine with Lone, Xuande is still the same sentence today, but it must be changed, the world is the only one and the ear." ”

Huang Xiaowei listened to it for a long time and still came to the conclusion, the two old goods are not good things, they are full of bad water, the wolf who hides and tucks is a wolf in sheep's clothing, this is more direct, it makes it clear that Lao Tzu is a wolf, what benevolence, righteousness, etiquette, wisdom and faith, just win the battle!

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