On the official road, the sunset is slanting in the west, the breeze is light, the trees on both sides of the road make a few "rustling" sounds from time to time, and there are occasionally one or two bird calls in the woods, and I don't know what kind of birds it is.

A thin horse slowly and leisurely on the loess road kicking, every step will always bring a little dust, people who look at it can't help but feel that this thin horse is very reasonable, after all, such a lazy horse, look like that even the grass is too lazy to gnaw, if it is fat, it is called unreasonable.

Actually, this is not bad, the person on the back of the thin horse looks as lazy as the thin horse. After all, anyone has ever heard of Zhang Guo riding a donkey upside down, and who has ever heard of lying on the small place on horseback to bask in the sun?

But this man just did it, and it was just a little square inch, this man was lying on it, obviously both legs were hanging in the air, but he seemed to be lying on the bed, not only looked comfortable, but also very stable. Every time the skinny horse takes a step, his body rises and falls, and his body also rises and falls, just not falling.

If ordinary people see this scene, they are afraid that they will definitely have a lot of surprise in their hearts, and maybe they will take this person's experience as a conversation on the wine table, so they can quickly take a few more looks, and it will be better to describe it more realistically in the future.

But there was one person who didn't think so, and he didn't even want to look at this person even a little more.

Needless to say, this person and horse are naturally Mu Xiaojiu and his best thin horse. As for the one who didn't want to look at it more, he was tied by Mu Xiaojiu with a rope, held in his hand, and let him follow Zhongli from the south behind the thin horse's buttocks.

"Woo woo!"

Listening to the sound coming from the soles of his feet, Mu Xiaojiu raised his eyelids a little reluctantly, and then said weakly: "What? Aren't you tough? Why did you suddenly speak? ”

"Woooooooooooo Woooooooooooo ”

"What?" Mu Xiaojiu got up, his body moved out of thin air weirdly, and he sat firmly on horseback, "Can you speak without a big tongue, I didn't understand half a word." ”

"Woooooooooooo Woo woo ”

"Oh, I'm sorry, I forgot to remove the footcloth from your mouth." Mu Xiaojiu smiled a little embarrassedly and waved his hand, and the rag that was actually wiping the rag on the table was pulled out of Zhongli's mouth from Nan's mouth.

"Gross!" As soon as Zhongli got free from Nan's mouth, he suddenly felt a burst of retching, half because his mouth was dry, bitter and astringent, not to mention the five flavors, and his mouth kept open made his mouth a little sour. The other half was disgusted by Mu Xiaojiu's words.

"Okay, let's talk, what's the matter?" Mu Xiaojiu asked nonchalantly: "Hurry up, I'll stuff it back again after speaking, even if I grab this footcloth in the air, I feel a little disgusting." ”

"Disgusting, you're still stuffing it in my mouth!" Zhongli was excited from Nanyi, his footsteps stopped, and he was dragged by a thin horse and stumbled.

"There's no way, you're cold and cold, so cold, and you won't speak. I thought that if you accidentally leaked your mouth, wouldn't it be against your own cold image? So I'm just going to help you keep your mouth gagged. Mu Xiaojiu said seriously.

Zhongli Congnan gritted his teeth and glared at Mu Xiaojiu, "You! ”

"That's all you want to say? Okay, then I'll stuff it back in. As he spoke, Mu Xiaojiu waved his hand in the air, and the rag flew towards Zhongli Congnan out of thin air.

"!!" Zhongli Congnan's expression finally collapsed, what coldness, what pride, what identity, fuck it, you were stuffed in your mouth for two days by a rag that I don't know if it's a footcloth or what, a sour smelly rag!

"Mu Xiaojiu, you don't keep your promises!" Seeing that Mu Xiaojiu still had no tendency to stop, Zhongli Congnan had an idea and threw out a topic that Mu Xiaojiu would definitely be interested in.

Sure enough, the next moment, the rag stopped in mid-air, and Mu Xiaojiu raised his eyebrows, "Oh? Tell me why I don't talk about credit? ”

Zhongli took two breaths of air violently, but was disgusted by the residual taste in his mouth. After calming down a little, he spoke: "You said that even if I go offline, you won't kill me!" ”

"I didn't kill you, you see, I just took your knife, sealed your acupoint, planted eleven strengthened bone needles for you, and plugged your mouth with a crotch cloth by the way." When Mu Xiaojiu said this, there was finally a little more mocking look on his face, "I haven't even abolished your dantian qi sea, why did I want to kill you?" Compared to the you did in the North Underworld, this is already a very merciful means. ”

"But you're hanging me from behind the ass of your dead horse!" Zhongli knew from the south that what Mu Xiaojiu said was right, he himself did not kill innocent people, and no one in the entire power of the North Underworld Tower was clean, except for those who killed people, they instructed others to kill people. So what Mu Xiaojiu said just now, he was powerless to refute at all.

"Hehe, I thought you would explain, saying that although you are the owner of the North Underworld Building, you are not stained by the mud, and you are clear and not demonic, and you have never done anything that hurts the heavens and reason." Mu Xiaojiu showed a weird smile, "If you say this, at most, I will just stuff this rag that first covers the crotch and then wipes the feet into my mouth, but if you said what you said just now, then I can't save you." ”

Zhongli Congnan is already about to collapse, what the fuck is that cloth!

Well, no, he seems to have missed some very important information in Mu Xiaojiu's words.

Wait, why did this horse stop?

Zhongli subconsciously continued to walk forward from the south, unaware that although Mu Xiaojiu had turned over and dismounted and ran under the tree on the side, he himself had already stepped into the red line.

As for what the red line is...... Anyway, it's definitely not the red line of the old moon.

"Eh, I said that you accumulate some yin virtue and save some strength, don't kick him to death, it's still useful." Mu Xiaojiu suddenly said in a loud voice.

Zhongli finally reacted from the south, but it was too late. After his internal force was sealed, he was at best a sturdy ordinary person, and where was the speed of the skinny horse, which seemed to be a spicy chicken, but in fact it was a super BMW that was hard to find in the world, as fast as lightning......

A slap!

"Boom!" It was as if a huge drumstick had hit a cowhide drum, making a sound that startled Mu Xiaojiu.

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