Chapter 185: Black Humor
**Just ordered a few vegetables that he wanted to eat, and then pushed the menu in front of Tang Shi, Du Ziteng on the side immediately took it and picked up the pen to sketch on the menu for a while. **Quietly glanced, good guy, this guy has seized the opportunity, as much expensive meat as possible, grandma's, the belly is so big and you have to eat it to death, sooner or later you will eat to death.
The waiter went to serve the menu with the menu, and the four of them went to get some oil drops and returned to the table to chat.
"Four leaves, how old are you this year?" Smiled and asked, if you don't change the subject, then it's okay. He was worried that Siye would bring the topic to the matter of his peeking at Tang Shi just now.
"She's twenty-one." Du Ziteng stood up suddenly, "I said, is it a change of seat, my brother is in the cultivation stage of relationship with his wife, do you want the two of us to break off the autumn water?" ”
"Sit down." The four-leaf alfalfa said suddenly.
"Ugh." Du Ziteng sat back in his chair stupidly.
** One hand on the cheek looking at the wall next to him in a daze, his mind is full of the snow-white skin just now, some people say that women are the most beautiful when they strip naked, and in the heart of **, it is occasionally when you see a trace of it, that is the most wonderful. Everything is in an infinite reverie, not as uninteresting as those that are unobstructed at a glance.
Tang Shi has been asking Du Ziteng about this and that, as if he wants to dig out all his secrets, as Siye's sister, it is understandable for her to do this. After all, Du Ziteng is also a rich child, and the rich child is an outstanding representative of playing with women in people's consciousness, and she doesn't want to see Siye being played with by others.
The bottom of the pot is hot, and the dishes are ready.
At this time, Tang Shi's mobile phone rang at an inopportune time, and there was no doubt that it was the despicable and shameless Sun Dasheng who had failed to learn from the experience. This time, Tang Shi's tone was very steady, without the slightest wave, and he didn't shout at Mu Tianqi. **Sitting across from her in amazement, the sun is coming out of the west?
After she hung up the phone, Shiba frowned and said, "That monkey again?" ”
Tang Shi smiled slightly, nodded, and when her gaze met with the gaze of **, she lowered her head and fished out the vegetables in the mandarin duck pot. ** stared at her all the time, in fact, I had been wanting to hear her say from her mouth about the relationship between the two of them. Before I knew it, the short street stroll of that night hit me, and the breeze blew lightly, and the two walked together, and the feeling of silence was much better than a deep conversation.
The beginning of youth may be the most beautiful in a relationship.
"Why is this pig's large intestine so thin?" Suddenly the ice was broken.
With a surprised gaze, Tang Shi and the three of them looked at him at the same time, a guest from Mars, this person is definitely from Mars.
"Poof!" Shitsuha turned his face to the side and almost squirted out.
Du Ziteng patted **'s shoulder and apologized to Tang Shi and the two daughters: "I'm sorry, my buddy has never seen the world, don't look at his poor family, but as the saying goes, people are poor, and our mouse brother is here to be valuable." ”
Tang Shi squinted her eyes and smiled, compared to the smile she had just disguised, this was the most real her, "Hehe, you can say that the pig brain is a pig's large intestine, and you are also the first person in history." What to eat, I will give you more food immediately, so that you can also replenish your brain. ”
"No, no, no." **Pretending to be calm and waving his hand again and again, "If you want to make up for it, you also want to make up for what tiger whip and donkey whip or something, and what kind of pig brain!" ”
"Poof!" The four leaves just turned his face to the side again.
"Waiter, is there a pig whip, come to a plate, my brother wants to make up for it!" Du Ziteng shouted at the MM waiter just now.
"Smack!" Shiba stretched out and shook his arm, "What's the ghost called?" The whole store took us as a joke. ”
"Entertain the public~" Du Ziteng laughed awkwardly.
** Laughing and silent, sitting there and eating by himself, this meal will cost at least more than two hundred yuan, if you don't take the opportunity to eat more, you won't regret dying when you look back. Just now, it was because he saw that Tang Shi was in a bad mood after answering Mu Tianqi's call, so he deliberately said something to adjust the atmosphere, and now that the atmosphere is up, it is not the area he is responsible for.
"You guys, you're the best wet nurse?"
There was a sound, and the second floor of the entire hot pot restaurant was suddenly silent, and the sound of the air conditioner and the boiling sound of the water in the pot could be clearly heard.
"Wow, you, you, you're without makeup? Pink Rose Boss! ”
**Turning his face sideways, a young man in his twenties was pointing at them with chopsticks in his hand, and the nearby diners were also projecting their eyes on this side. Compared with the popularity of online games in the past, "Wushuang" is far more than another game of the original Tianxia company, "Secret Biography", and there are countless players involved in it.
And ** is one of the most famous players since the opening of "Wushuang", he is not as low-key as other masters, coupled with the "publicity" of hostile players such as Xiongbatian on the world channel, his fame is suddenly unique. Even the celebrities on Weibo have talked about his role as a wet nurse in the game.
** smiled and waved his hand: "You recognize the wrong person, right?" Look at my flat chest, which is the ** in those AVs you watched, it doesn't look like it. ”
"Did I recognize the wrong person? No, I've seen a lot of your videos, it should be you. The man frowned and muttered to himself.
Du Ziteng smiled: "If we were really the celebrity you said, would we still come here to eat hot pot?" Let's go to the eight-star hotel a long time ago. ”
"Dapeng, you recognize the wrong person, how can this brother be handsome if the best nurse is so obscene!"
"Also, sorry to interrupt, hehe."
"Poof." After the man left, Clover Alfalfa couldn't help but cover his mouth and snicker, "You're famous for being a lewd man." ”
**Pouting and shrugging, smile faintly.
The four of them chatted while eating for nearly an hour and a half, and at the end, Du Ziteng chatted directly with Siye, and Tang Shi and ** were like 100-watt light bulbs, and the two of them were silent and kept working hard, and after taking a break, they added some food and continued to eat. It wasn't until after nine o'clock that the four of them checked out and left.
"Brother Hao, you send your sister-in-law back, and I will accompany our beautiful women to the night market."
Du Ziteng put one hand around Si Ye's shoulder and walked away laughing, this development speed is really amazing, it has only been a day since we met, do you want to ...... tonight
"Damn, do you know where I live?" ** shouted, and when he shouted out, Du Ziteng and Si Ye had already gotten into the taxi.
Tang Shi shook his head and smiled: "The night market is over there, and it is really luxurious to have to fight such a little way." ”
"What's that......" ** turned around, "I'll give you a call, right?" ”
Tang Shi smiled and squinted: "What are you doing?" Afraid I'll eat you? ”
** Nodding heavily, he said seriously: "Well, how can it be ruined that I have maintained a white body for 23 years!" ”
Tang poem: "Uh, 23 years ......"
What a shame!