13 three-pointers, the NBA's new single-game three-point record.

On this night, Barkley thought that Lin Yi's right hand was simply possessed by God.

After some excited commentary, Barkley looked back at O'Neill with interest, "Oh! The great Shaq even prepared a toothbrush for himself to kiss that cute donkey's buttocks, which is really admirable! ”

Pretty...... Beautiful...... Why!

O'Neill's heart was hopeless.

Especially when Lin Yi hit the unreasonable three-pointers one after another, O'Neal felt like he was watching a horror movie......

"It's incredible, whenever you think Lin is surprising enough, he always tells you in the next second, no, that's not my limit! In the past, many people said that they grew up watching Michael Jordan play, but now many young people are saying that Lin has subverted their understanding of basketball! ”

"No athlete has ever played like him, he can shoot from 25 feet out, he can go over the basket...... I think he must have been a player sent by God to tell us, 'Hey, that's all there is to your imagination about basketball?' ”

Barkley expressed his love for Lin Yi with emotion, "Flying Pig" assured with Michael Jordan's character that he was definitely not so excited because Lin Yi rescued him on this night, and he definitely did not want to deliberately stimulate O'Neal's already collapsed emotions......

Well, well, although Jordan's ball skills are unique, his character does not seem to be very reliable.

O'Neal looked up at the sky again and again on this night, and I have to say that the Sharks' former teammates have really been uncomfortable with O'Neal recently......

Because not long ago, after O'Neal blackened Kobe, Kobe Bryant scored 40 points to lead the Lakers to win......

Kenny Smith watched with pleasure as Barkley recounted Linyi's exploits like a bard, and he said to O'Neal, "Welcome to Donkey Butt TV, Shaq!" ”

Kenny Smith didn't fall into the trap like Barkley, and in fact he taught O'Neill a lot about kissing donkey butts.

The first is to hold your breath, because holding your breath avoids the smell of shit on the donkey's butt; The second is that the lower mouth must be decisive, and never be nostalgic; Finally, Kenny Smith also praised O'Neal for bringing his own toothbrush.

"Shaq, you're too smart." Kenny Smith wanted to rinse his mouth after kissing the donkey's buttocks, but unfortunately he was recording the show at the time, and Kenny Smith didn't have a toothbrush for himself.

O'Neal sighed helplessly, and the shark decided that he would go to the Knicks as soon as he had time.

But...... It's still so uncomfortable!

Damn, why should you believe that damn science?

O'Neill swore that whoever mentioned science to himself again in the future would be hammered to death!

In the 21st century, whether you believe it or not, O'Neill believes it anyway.

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On the night when Lin Yi continued his birthday rule, the Rockets were taken away by the Knicks in the third quarter, and the final score of the two teams was 123-105.

Lin Yi played 29 minutes in the game, 17 of 29, including 13 of 17 three-pointers and 6 of 6 free throws, scoring the sixth highest 53 points in his career!

After the game, Lin Yi, who set a new single-game three-point record in the NBA, was surrounded by reporters for the first time.

And seeing Lin Yi surrounded by a bunch of "choppy" beautiful reporters in the middle, Harden, who played extremely aggressively tonight and scored 31 points, stood stupidly all the time.

It wasn't until Klay stepped forward and touched Harden's head and comforted Bearded Den that Magneto came to his senses.

"James, don't be too uncomfortable!"

Harden nodded at Klay, worthy of being a brother who went to a nightclub to carry a gun together, Klay is really reliable!

However, Harden hasn't moved more than 2 seconds......

I saw Clay continue to touch his head and say, "Give up!" The future is ours! ”

Harden: "??? ”

it!

You must know that in order to prevent Lin Yi from pricking his heart, Harden originally thought about it, slipped away quickly after the game, and then blacked Lin Yi for a while.

However, what Harden never expected was that Lin Yi was busy using his condescending talent skills to look at the side of the ridge, but Clay, who had never liked to talk, ran over and pierced his heart......

Especially after Klayza finished his heart, he slipped away, and didn't give himself a chance to say cruel words at all!

It's tolerable, it's unbearable!

Harden decided that next season, he would reduce the number of nightclub trips by a quarter and put more "energy" on the basketball court!

Wait, even if you are the Great Demon King, the porcelain that should be touched, who is the lord of Jingdezhen!

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It is obvious that Lin Yi's 13 three-pointers made this otherwise ordinary game unusual.

At the post-match press conference, when talking about Lin Yi's crazy performance in the new season, D'Antoni said mischievously: "I'm not afraid that he won't play crazy, I'm just afraid that he won't play crazy enough." ”

When the reporters asked him why, D'Antoni muttered for two seconds and then replied, "Because I can 'prevent' him from killing!" ”

Lao De is getting more and more skinny now, but isn't this an alternative praise from D'Antoni to Lin Yi?

"Originally, in the fourth quarter, I thought about arranging for him to go up and play for a while, and believe me, if he wants to, 13 three-pointers is definitely not his limit."

"But then I felt that I couldn't let him break all the records at once, otherwise he wouldn't be in the headlines." D'Antoni's leather sofa-like answer at the post-match press conference amused the reporters.

And Lin Yi himself was also asked by reporters what he thought about breaking the record.

Lin Yi replied: "It's really incredible, to be honest, I feel like even if I operate myself in 2K, it's hard for me to shoot as well as I did tonight in the game." ”

In the new generation of 2K13, Lin Yi controlled himself to score more than 20 three-pointers, but Lin Yi also shot more than 40 times that time.

Like tonight, 13 of 17, especially the last 9 three-pointers, all of them were all one-shot souls, and Lin Yi really didn't play it.

"Are you lamenting that you are not as accurate as you are in reality?" The journalists laughed.

"No, I think what happened tonight is too mysterious." Lin Yi's words came out of feeling, not because Lin Yi was modest, but because of this 'perverted quasi' feeling, which ordinary people can't understand when they really say it!

Lin Yi thought that after he went back, he would have to reward the author named Shui Short Pretty that he had been chasing, because Lin Yi felt that the author named Shui Short Girl had not written exaggerated enough, and he had to be encouraged and encouraged.

Lin Yi thinks that it may be that poverty has limited the imagination of the poor author!

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Lin Yi, who set another record on the eve of his birthday, once again dominated the headlines, and shortly after Lin Yi broke the record, Curry excitedly called to send his blessings.

"That's an exaggeration! 13 three-pointers! Oh roar, Lin, I feel like I've found a place to work hard! Curry said excitedly.

Lin Yi looked up at the sky!

You may not believe it when you say it, but the two "perverts" of the future are now targeting me......

However, Lin Yi did not panic at all.

Because Lin Yi, who does not endorse dairy products, is so confident!

In the class of 09, everyone came out to see the fairy group, DeRozan's mentality had collapsed, and Griffin went to Jenner autically after watching the game between the Rockets and the Knicks......

And in the 12/13 season, people who originally thought that Lin Yi would stop and stop discovered a desperate fact.

That should be Lin Yi's headlines, and there will be no less!

Lin Yi, who is about to turn 23 years old, is telling people with a new attitude that an era that belongs to him and the Knicks is coming!

In Ohio, Durant, who was eating cake with Westbrook, asked curiously: "Russell, do you think I can break the single-game three-point record set by Lin Gang?" ”

Westbrook was stunned, "Kevin, actually, I want to tell you, if Scarlett still doesn't want to pay attention to you, I can log on to your social account to help you try." ”

Durant: "......"

Russell, you've changed!

In fact, Wei Shao is not looking down on Durant......

It's 13 three-pointers, and that horrible shooting percentage, which is too shocking for people in the era when the three-point league is just beginning......

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PS: The third update!