"Old man, you play Lao Tzu with all your heart, right?"

When Huang Xiaowei heard Li Laosi's sentence that he only had one month to live, he couldn't help but scold, but while scolding him, he didn't forget to put the money in his pocket.

"Hehe, old guy, I know you must be lying to me, Lao Tzu is so young, and he is not sick, he just came back from a physical examination last week, and his whole body is normal, how can he only have a month to live?"

Li Laosi said lightly: "Your body is indeed very healthy, but have you ever heard of a sentence, if the sky wants to accept you, who can stop it?" ”

"This ......" Huang Xiaowei was a little scared when he heard this, yes, God wants to take me...... Ahh

Although I, Huang Xiaowei, was a little mixed up when I was a child, after being caught by the teacher playing a cheat sheet, I retaliated and punctured his bicycle tire.

But since his parents invited him to eat a stick stew that night, he hasn't dared to do anything bad, is it possible that because he punctured the tire of Lao Tzu's bicycle when he was a child, God is going to accept him?

God is so idle and flustered, no, no, no, absolutely impossible, how can God be so boring.

Huang Xiaowei figured this out and immediately stood up and prepared to leave.

Huang Xiaowei was just about to leave, when he heard Li Laosi say shyly behind him: "Hey, you just go, don't come back, if you don't believe it, let's see, if you are alive or dead in a month, it is not Lao Tzu who died anyway." ”

Huang Xiaowei sighed, sat back on the bench, took out the six hundred yuan just now, and said respectfully: "I'm young and frivolous and ignorant, don't be like me." ”

Huang Xiaowei was really scared, he really didn't dare to gamble with his life, so he could only give in.

Who knew that Li Laosi didn't look at him, holding his head leisurely and humming a song.

Huang Xiaowei reluctantly took out a cigarette from his pocket and put it in Li Laosi's hand, but Li Laosi still ignored him.

In the end, Huang Xiaowei directly patted Li Laosi with a new box of Changbai Mountain that he bought this morning, and Li Laosi put on a smiling face again, looked at him with a teachable look and said, "Well, since that's the case, then the fourth master will tell you, why do you still have a month of life." ”

Huang Xiaowei nodded hurriedly, and at the same time secretly thought in his heart, if you can't afford this pack of cigarettes, my baseball bat will still be in my hand.

Here, Li Laosi lit a cigarette, spit out a deep eye circle and said: "I told you about the way of heaven yesterday, I won't repeat it, let me ask you, what kind of person are you now?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was a little puzzled and said, "Chinese? ”

Li Laosi said seriously: "No, you are a person who has crossed over, do you think this belongs to the law of the growth of all things?" ”

"If everyone can cross, then what will the world look like, and as I said before, the current Heavenly Dao is a product with independent thoughts, and the meaning of his existence is to supervise the entire human world and wipe out all those who violate the laws of natural human growth."

Huang Xiaowei immediately broke down in a cold sweat when he heard this, what Li Laosi said seemed to be quite reasonable, and hurriedly asked pleadingly: "Fourth master, you can give me a trick quickly, I know you must have a solution." ”

"It's easy, divert his attention!!"

"Ugh....... Be specific. ”

Li Laosi said quietly: "Didn't you tell me yesterday, Tiandao has been boring recently, and he wants to change history to play, as long as you let him fail every change, so that he will devote himself to history, then he won't have the leisure to care about you?" ”

Huang Xiaowei was surprised: "Hey, old man, don't say that your trick is quite reliable!" ”

"That's right, in that case, you're going to go on a mission."

"Ah, what's the mission?" Huang Xiaowei wondered.

Li Laosi looked at him with disdain and said, "Didn't you just tell you that this kid asked you to divert the attention of Heavenly Dao and correct the history he had changed." ”

Huang Xiaowei asked nervously: "Ao, which dynasty should I go to for a walk?" ”

Li Laosi walked out of the door, pushed the broken bicycle through the door, and then entered the room, taking out a bicycle back seat and a large box of tools.

While pressing the back seat of the bicycle, he said: "It's the Qin Dynasty you went to last time, originally Lü Buwei was about to be removed from his official position and exiled when he was ten years old in Qin Shihuang, until he finally died of old age." ”

"But Tiandao changed him to, after Lü Buwei learned that he was not removed from the post of prime minister, he brazenly sent assassins to kill Qin Shi Huang when he was out of the palace to inspect, and then Lü Buwei supported Qin Shi Huang's son Fusu to ascend the throne, and five years later, Lü Buwei killed Xiao Fusu, established himself as king and then unified China."

Huang Xiaowei listened to this new history a little confused, he studied history, although sometimes he often skips class, but he still knows a lot about the two celebrities Lü Buwei and Qin Shi Huang.

Li Laosi said that the history was correct before, but he really didn't expect that Lu Guoxiang, who is known as the biggest tyrant in the literary world, was so bold that he was changed by heaven....... After a while, Huang Xiaowei suddenly shouted at Li Laosi: "What are you asking me to do, don't you expect me to block the sword for Qin Shi Huang?" ”

Li Laosi said while busy with his hand: "Who uses you to block the knife, you just need to ride a bicycle to bring Qin Shihuang back, don't you see that I am adding a back seat for you....."

"Big brother, Qin Shi Huang is traveling, there must be no eighteen thousand people around to escort him, how can I pass through the blockade alone and carry him back to modern times?"

Li Laosi stood up again and entered the house, took out a firecracker and threw it to Huang Xiaowei and said: "Don't worry, the scene was very chaotic when the assassination was carried out, and there were few loyal people around Qin Shi Huang, basically as soon as the assassin came, those guards all symbolically resisted and ran away." ”

"When the time comes, you take this small whip and throw it into the crowd, where have the ancients seen this, they must have all run away, you are carrying Qin Shi Huang back, how about it, isn't it very simple?"

Huang Xiaowei coaxed angrily: "You said it well, what if someone who owes it puts a cold arrow in my back at that time?" ”

Li Laosi simply said: "If you don't go, if you don't go, you will die next month!" ”

Huang Xiaowei sighed helplessly, "Go, it's not okay to go......."

Li Laosi smiled with satisfaction, and began to work again, and twenty minutes later, a broken bicycle with a back seat appeared.

And Li Laosi also added a bell to it by the way, and when he pressed it, the bell rang, listening to the sound of this bell, Huang Xiaowei called it a diaphragm.

"That, Li Laosi, I said should you repair the rim of this bicycle, it's all drifted like this, I'm really afraid that he will fall apart."

Li Laosi wiped the sweat on his forehead and said: "This time it's like this, I didn't see what it looks like to add a back seat to you and make me tired, by the way, you can ride this bicycle wherever you go in the future, when you cross, just shout at it, Lao Tzu wants to cross!" ”

"Is this voice-activated?"

"That's, don't look at who I am Li Laosi."

As he spoke, the old man picked up the toolbox and walked out of the house, Okay, I'll go repair the water pipe for Lao Wang, let's talk about it when we come back, and don't ink Ha, hurry up, if you go late, I guess Qin Shihuang is really finished.

"Hey, you wait a while," Huang Xiaowei shouted at Li Laosi's back.

"What are you doing?"

Huang Xiaowei rubbed his hands and said with a smile: "I just want to ask you, look at how poor you are, where did you get the money to repay the loan sharks before?" ”

Li Laosi said very simply, "It's also a loan shark.......

Huang Xiaowei was messy in the wind alone for a long time, good guy, this old guy demolished the east wall to make up the west wall, awesome!!

After Li Laosi left, Huang Xiaowei sat on the bench alone and thought about it for a long time, but he still felt that this matter was a bit unreliable, but in the end he still didn't dare to gamble with his life, so he rode a bicycle and shouted, "Lao Tzu wants to cross." ”

The next moment, Huang Xiaowei disappeared from the courtyard.