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Cao Cao hung up the phone, Huang Xiaowei and Dongfang Qing were speechless, they just heard what they meant on the phone, why did they seem to be going on a trip? Or the kind of global travel that just goes.

For the two old men, Huang Xiaowei is relieved, since they want to go out to play, let's go play, anyway, they have money in their pockets, and they are so fine, they are not afraid of losses, even if they encounter robbery, it is estimated that the group of people who robbed them are unlucky.

Huang Xiaowei looked at Dongfang Qing, who was still a little worried in his arms, and said: "Wife, don't worry, nothing will happen to Lao Liu and Lao Cao, let's go, why don't you do what you have to do." ”

Huang Xiaowei hugged Princess Dongfang Qing in his arms, rushed to the bedroom on the second floor in a hurry, and continued to make a human plan, and prostituted himself during the day.

Huang Xiaowei was right, Cao Cao and Liu Bei were going on a global trip, and less than six days later, Cao Cao and Liu Bei sent a letter, but this time they sent him five photos on WeChat.

In the photo, Liu Bei and Cao Cao are wearing blue plaid shirts, standing on the bridge by the Thames River and smiling at the camera.

London is rainy all year round, and the sun is rarely seen, but Cao Cao and Liu Bei took pictures at a good time, just when the sun's scorching light shone on the entire land of England.

The scorching and dazzling sunlight not only shined on the two old men, but also shone the golden light of the majestic and vast Thames River behind.

The continuous cruise ships on the river and the endless flow of people by the river form a splendid landscape.

But the two old men were not as enthusiastic as Huang Xiaowei imagined, standing together with their shoulders and smirking, but they were a little restrained, only to see them in the photo, with a faint smile on their faces, standing not too close, about two steps apart, with the Thames River behind them, the two of them held their hands behind their backs and smiled kindly at the camera.

This is the first photo taken by Liu Bei and Cao Cao in the UK, and it is also the most precious one, and this photo was later washed out by them and carried by them.

After a brief look, Huang Xiaowei stretched out his hand and opened the next photo, which was also in London, but the location of the group photo was changed to the famous Big Ben in the United Kingdom.

Liu Bei Cao Cao is more open this time, there is no restraint of the first one at all, standing under the tall and vicissitudes of Big Ben, Liu Bei and Cao Cao grimace at each other, you give me a scissor hand behind me, I rolled my eyes at the camera and you, how funny it is to be funny.

This is very understandable, because this time Liu Bei and Cao Cao are taking a selfie, and the last time it is estimated that they were looking for someone to help shoot it, so you can play as much as you like.

The third is a group photo of Liu Bei and Cao Cao in front of Buckingham Palace, the two old men are very bad, and the two British royal guards who are wearing black and white feather high hats, wearing red gorgeous military uniforms, holding bayonets, and standing upright raised a middle finger, so that Huang Xiaowei saw the stunned looks on the faces of the two British royal guards.

The fourth is a photo taken by Liu Bei and Cao Cao in front of the British Museum, and this time ...... Well, the two old Chinese men in the picture hugged each other fiercely, one was holding each other's hair, and the other was buttoning each other's eyes...... Huang Xiaowei was speechless, how could these two not forget to fight when they went abroad.

Well, the last one, this time Liu Bei Cao Cao came to Disney in the UK.

After only glancing at the photo, Huang Xiaowei couldn't hold his gaze and looked at the charming ravines in the photo......

The two old men are even more able to play, and they actually painted Mickey Mouse patterns on their faces like young people, and they are also very trendy and colorful, like an old man, and they even took a photo with a staff member dressed as Snow White.

But in this photo, it shows Liu Bei Cao Cao's obscenity.

I saw that under the Disney dream castle, Liu Bei Cao Cao stood on the left and right, hugging the long-legged and big-breasted Snow White to take pictures, I have to say that this Snow White is very beautiful, with deep eyes, seductive eyes, charming red lips, and fair skin.

Her face is so beautiful, and what is even more difficult is that her figure is even more foul than her own face.

The white and blue princess dress could not hide her alluring figure at all, and the towering peaks held the dress tightly, as if it would burst at any moment, showing the vastness of her bust...... But...... What's more soothing is that Snow White actually has a handful of pounds stuffed between the intoxicating snow-white ravines.......

The two old men hugged her slender waist and leaned their heads comfortably on her peaks, and the most speechless thing was Cao Cao and Liu Bei's eyes......

These two are not only lying on the crisp breasts of Snow White, but also looking down vigorously, the cloudy old eyes are flashing one color after another, the authentic lewd thief eyes, and the corners of their mouths are even more obscene.

The most infuriating thing is that Liu Bei put his big hand on the buttocks of other people's Snow White, and Cao Cao simply stroked other people's thighs......

Just looking at the photo, Huang Xiaowei saw a burst of ** soaring, damn, is this Snow White a Disney staff member or what? Didn't you just give you some money to take pictures, you are good, it is estimated that if there were not many people, I would definitely go back to the hotel with Liu Bei and Cao Cao to strip and wait.

But..... Huang Xiaowei looked at the devilish figure of Snow White in the photo, wiped his saliva, and immediately sent WeChat.

"Lao Liu, Lao Cao, is there any contact information for that woman?"

Cao Cao immediately replied to him.

"Yes, yes, you wait for me to find it for you."

Huang Xiaowei was overjoyed and continued: "Hey, Lao Tzu didn't hurt you in vain. ”

Cao Cao sent a smiley face, and then ...... Dongfang Qing appeared in front of Huang Xiaowei with a kitchen knife.

Dongfang Qing's phoenix eyes flashed with a fine light, and she looked Huang Xiaowei up and down with a smile: "I heard that you want the contact information of Snow White?" ”

"Uh...... Wife, I think I can explain it to you...... Oh, it, tap it, aren't I just a little curious, damn, Liu Dade Cao Ameng, you two are waiting for me!! ”

After that, the two old men continued to travel around the world, and after another five days or so, Cao Cao sent him a new photo.

Liu Bei was the only one in the photo this time, probably Cao Cao took a picture of him, and I saw Liu Bei sitting in a place that seemed to be a stand, staring irritably at a hoarse foreigner next to him, and Liu Bei was surrounded by all kinds of foreigners, these people had one thing in common, that is, they were all shouting like the field below the stands.

Huang Xiaowei was stunned, and didn't understand where the two old men were, were they watching the football game? No, I didn't see the group of people wearing jerseys and playing dart flags, and soon the second photo was sent.

Huang Xiaowei finally knew where Liu Bei and Cao Cao were now, only to see Cao Cao standing in the stands, holding a mobile phone and comparing a scissor hand, smirking at the camera, and behind him was a vast bullring, and even Huang Xiaowei could clearly see that the bullfighting bull was being slaughtered by the matador.

Good guys, all ran to Spain.

Over the next month, Cao Cao and Liu Bei continued to travel around the world, and Huang Xiaowei received photos from them in front of tourist attractions around the world.

For example, Liu Bei Cao Cao stood in front of the pyramid and the sphinx, smiling indifferently at the camera, and then Liu Bei Cao Cao and the Louvre, the Arc de Triomphe, and standing on the top of the Eiffel Tower in the observation room.

The footsteps of Liu Bei and Cao Cao were left in the ancient Roman arena, and the figure of Liu Bei and Cao Cao was engraved in front of the triumphal arch of Constantine.

Opera House in Sydney, Great Barrier Reef in Australia, Edinburgh in Scotland, Coral Island in Maldives.

In a park in Tanzania, Africa, two old men sit next to a herd of elephants eating barbecue, rhinos dozing at their feet, and apes running around on the grass.

The hot jungles of the Amazon, the 10,000-year-old ice peaks of the Alps.

Two cigarette butts in the Champserie Strasse, two lines of shallow footprints on the sparkling beach by the Rhine.

The Aegean Sea in Greece, the Parthenon, the Plaza de Mayo in Argentina, Phuket in Thailand, Mount Fuji in Japan.

The above is the approximate route of Cao Cao and Liu Bei's global trip, Asia, Europe, Africa, North America, South America, Oceania, the seven continents of the world, they went to six, not only the above cities and attractions, but also many places of interest and historic sites have left Liu Bei Cao Cao's footprints.

For the two of them, these two months were the fastest, most cherished, and happiest two months in their lives, but the journey always had an end, and after visiting Tokyo, Liu Bei Cao Cao boarded the plane back to China.

......

A day later, he appeared in front of the gate of the villa.

After a two-month absence, Liu Bei and Cao Cao ...... They really don't really want to go home, if they could, they would want to go back and play.

But there was no way, they promised Huang Xiaowei, and after Qin Shihuang came back from going to the Qin Dynasty, several people would form a group to go to the Han Dynasty to visit Huo Quai, to be honest, if it wasn't for Huo Quai's illness, the two old men would have to go outside.

Liu Bei and Cao Cao took their suitcases, as well as the gifts they brought to Huang Xiaowei from Tokyo, gently pushed open the door of the villa, and walked into the living room.

In the living room, only Huang Xiaowei was at home alone, Liu Bei Cao Cao shouted happily at Huang Xiaowei, who was sitting on the sofa playing on the phone: "Xiaowei, we are back." ”

Hearing the voice from behind, Huang Xiaowei turned his head to look at Cao Cao and Liu Bei, who had been a little tanned because of several months of traveling, behind him, and quipped: "It seems that you two have been staying in Africa a lot, and you haven't let the tiger take it away?" ”

After Huang Xiaowei's words fell, a nine-year-old, pretty little girl, wearing a small white dress, ran down from the second floor in a small white dress, opened her little hand towards Liu Bei and Cao Cao and pounced, with a thick smile on her beautiful little face: "Grandpa Cao, Grandpa Liu, you are finally back, Wan'er misses you so much." ”

Looking at Xiao Wan'er who rushed towards him, Liu Bei and Cao Cao were stupid in place.

They haven't been back for three years?